Q:Where can men over the ageof 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under 'fiction'.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going throughmenopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy withtools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q:How can you increase theheart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid thatterrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where theypark your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems withshort term memory ?
A: Storing something in memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus yearolds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?
A: Nudity
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enterantique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."