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Oct 1, 2019, 3:51:42 AM10/1/19

Q:Where can men over the ageof 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under 'fiction'.

Q:What can a man do while his wife is going throughmenopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy withtools, you can finish the basement.

When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q:How can you increase theheart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:How can you avoid thatterrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where theypark your car.

Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems withshort term memory ?

A: Storing something in memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.

Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:Where should 60-plus yearolds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?

A: Nudity

Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enterantique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these."

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Q:Where can men over the ageof 60 find younger women who are interested in them?	A: Try a bookstore under 'fiction'.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going throughmenopause?	A: Keep busy. If you're handy withtools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q:How can you increase theheart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?	A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid thatterrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?	A: Take off your glasses.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?	A: Valets don't forget where theypark your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems withshort term memory ?	A: Storing something in memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?	A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus yearolds look for eye glasses?	A: On their foreheads.
Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?	A: Nudity
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enterantique stores?	A: "Gosh, I remember these."