Yeah, I read some selected bits on Google.... What a couple of idiots.
raving...@gmail.com
... November 19th is but 3 days away and you are mired into the deep,
doo, doo up to your eye-balls.
No turning back, now ...
And even if you did, you will *still* get your ass laughed off.
Methinks, you are screwed.
That pompous, asshole Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 02:21:38 GMT, "Sean Monaghan" <se...@petitmorte.net>
> posted something accessible as news:xn0e9qqnd...@news.hydroclick.com
> in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
>
> > Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:01:47 GMT, raving...@gmail.com posted
> >> something accessible as
> >> news:1132002107.8...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com in
> >> alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
> >>
> >> > Dustin Cook wrote:
> >> >> raving...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > >
> >> >> > I suppose this means that there is a lot of your life which you
> >> are >> > hiding from usenet.
> >> > Really?
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> >> Hey.. :) I'm sure theres alot of things about you you haven't
> >> >> mentioned on usenet. I'm sure many people don't discuss losing
> >> there >> ( TYPO: "their" ) penis in a motorcyle accident, either. KM
> >> has >> however. So whats the harm in taking advantage of his errors?
> >> He'd >> use it on me if he could.
> >> > Clearly, you don't recognize K' Man for who-he-is/what-he-does ...
> >> > ... or you would NOT be saying this. ding
> >> >
> >> > Ableit, a non sequitor and unproblematic when it concerns, the
> >> > 'penis'...
> >> > .... I cannot think of a better occasion to mention Wilde's famous
> >> > line.
> >> >
> >> > "To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both
> >> > seems like carelessness."
> >> >
> >> > "Loosing a penis" is likely to be misfortune rather than
> >> > carelessness.
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> >> So umm, was there something you wanted to contribue to the thread,
> >> or >> just make an obvious post that would describe hundreds of
> >> thousands >> of usenet posters? You didn't think your comment was
> >> going to do much >> for flaming me did you? It makes sense not to
> >> post about everything >> in your life here, or elsewhere online.
> >> Would you post your social >> security # here? heh.
> >> > One can do some amazing things with data mining, heh, heh.
> >> >
> >> > I simply assume that it "happens" ... <wince> and suffer the
> >> > consequences.
> >> >
> >> > Ever 'listened in' on cell phone conversations? ... Quite
> >> > astonishing, .. the confidential and sensitive things that are
> >> > mentioned. ... People don't think twice about that, either.
> >> > ( AFAIK, that's legitimate in Canada ... using the information,
> >> > garnered by such, is illegal )
> >> >
> >> > I simply assume that it is happening and take it in stride, ...
> >> > heh, heh, heh.
> >> > >
> >> >> Didn't anybody ever tell KM to watch what he gives up about his
> >> real >> self online? Identity theft and all these days.. Hrmpf.
> >> > One can never be too careful, Dusitn.
> >> >
> >> > ... I take it for granted that I am being reckless and never look
> >> > back.
> >> >
> >> > Mine away.
> >> >
> >> > Cordially,
> >> > RL
> >>
> >> This is the most boring kook fight I've ever read.
> >
> > Yeah - this is almost as bad as the pre-netkkkop Cooter/Hatter gay-lame
> > war, which won them a joint PAP; luckily for you, Robert, that was
> > before you came back.
>
> Yeah, I read some selected bits on Google. What a couple of idiots.
>
> --
> Robert Buchanan
> Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
> Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
> Master of Mindy (arf)
>
> Quote of the week:
>
> "what would the police charge be if caught boning an inflatable sex doll at
> 60mph on the interstate? would it be more or less if it was anal?"
>
> -dave hillstrom, <dl0kb7$e0n$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
.... What a couple of idiots.
That refers to you and me, Dustbin.
Personaly, I think that most everyone in AUK are complete 'dick
heads'. .... vulgar, disrespectful, pea brained, little children.
.... "Scum" in the truest sense of the word. Oh well ...
Kadaitcha Man, on the other hand, I have I lot of respect for ...
The foulest mouth on Usenet? ... without doubt.
Entertaining and amusing? ... ABSOLUTELY.
... Always a refreshing cathartic experience to see someone else
get kicked in the short and curlies, eh?
You are the main event. ...
Is Kadaitcha a noble savage? Yep, pure aborigo thru & thru ...
Spookey, ain't it?
... all that singing and bone pointing. ( See Example below )
Hey, Dustbin! ... Notice how lewd and vulgar that <other> kadaitcha
bloke is?
Don't it remind you of someone who lacks a dick, eh?
Only, this guy probably still has his safely, attached.
... Whole package still works, maybe?
Kadaitcha Man, ... hard luck case. Noble savage. Emotional dig.
Whoopie shit.
I would still prefer to have my own dick attached; VASECOMY ... or
... NO VASECTOMY.
Oh?
Our Kadaitcha Man went out and had a vesectomy done on him?
... Real stupid, fucking cunt, eh?
the twat is a complete, TOTAL LOOSER. I just can't imagine what
possesed that ignorant black assed savage twat of a fuck to do such an
unmanly thing. ...?????
.... Ya' think that he might be queer or somethin' ? maybe,
even a hermathrodite, eh?
Earlier, you posted ...
[Quuoting ...]
'Hey.. :) I'm sure theres alot of things about you you haven't
mentioned
on usenet. I'm sure many people don't discuss losing there penis in a
motorcyle accident, either. KM has however. So whats the harm in taking
advantage of his errors? He'd use it on me if he could.
So umm, was there something you wanted to contribue to the thread, or
just make an obvious post that would describe hundreds of thousands of
usenet posters? You didn't think your comment was going to do much for
flaming me did you? It makes sense not to post about everything in your
life here, or elsewhere online. Would you post your social security #
here? heh.
Didn't anybody ever tell KM to watch what he gives up about his real
self online? Identity theft and all these days.. Hrmpf. '
[ EndQuote]
Nice, Dustbin. ... very nice work. ( ... that 'smiley' was just the
right touch, too )
================
Fucked ~left, right and center~ ... poor, hard done by, noble savage,
Kadaitcha Man ...
And obviously, I am screwing with your feelings ... Yup. ... And for a
change in my life, enjoying every bleedin' second of it :>
Me?. ... well, to be honest about it ... I probably AM, a sucker for
that noble savage shtick.
Sick. ... Isn't it?
NEVERTHELESS, it isn't why I respect our 'Kadaitcha Man'. Nope. No
sir. ... Even if I AM a real 7-11, SUPER SLURPEE!
----------
Here is why I respect 'Kadaitcha Man'
As he expresses in his very own, "Ego knows no bounds" way ...
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Raving Loonie, <raving...@gmail.com>, the sozzled, icky fugitive, and
> sandwich board man, groused:
>
> > Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> >> david...@aol.com, <david...@aol.com>, the three-quarter,
> >> carpet-munching boar-pig, and maker of measures for weighing the
> >> herring and kipper catches, objected:
> >>
> >>> Raving Looney writes:
> >>>
> >>>> Please Note: My opening contribution to this ~thread~ had the
> >>>> title ALTERED to...How to post about Nazis and get away with it
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Yes, I know. Precisely why I was emboldened to address you
> >>> privately by E-mail when you posted using an offensive header not
> >>> of your own devising in response to somebody else.
> >>
> >> godamn, bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit, dingleberry, piss,
> >> piddle, leak, mung, cheese, laying some cable, dropping a load, ass,
> >> booty, hiney, tokhes, bum, buns, rump, cheeks, tits, jugs, bazooms,
> >> knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, brown eyes, balls, nuts, onions,
> >> jewels, rocks, stones, ballbag, jism, come, shoot, cream, wad,
> >> juice, peckertracks, pearl necklace, crabs, dose, syph, clap, gleet,
> >> raincoat, scumbag, rubber, gasket, french tickler, dildo, fuck,
> >> screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut, bang, poke, batter, wham,
> >> beef injection, vitamin F, knock-up, putout, dipyourwick, hide the
> >> salami, quickie, nooner, matinee, pop your cookies, bust your nuts,
> >> get your rocks off, bananas & cream, piece of ass, nookie, poontang,
> >> cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash, notch, twat, slash, ginch, hole,
> >> hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob, snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff,
> >> bearded clam, furburger, tuna taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger,
> >> glory hole, merkin, mucket, button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin'
> >> pussy, taint, boy in the boat, man in the canoe, mutt rag, on the
> >> rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony, having the painters
> >> in, hard-on, rod-on, bone-on, boner, stiff, piss hard, wet dream,
> >> hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls, lovers nuts, cunt struck,
> >> queefer, pussy fart, asshole, bunghole, little brown eyeball,
> >> bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck, backdoor, bite the brown,
> >> sugar bowl pie, mustard road, up the old dirt road, hershey highway,
> >> fudge packer, pound cake, finger fuck, dry hump, cop a feel, tit
> >> fuck, french fuck, one man band, hand job, french job, blow job,
> >> head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suckoff, give head, give face,
> >> gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on, muff dive, moustache
> >> ride, sit on one's face, yodeling in the gulley, sixty-nine,
> >> seventy-one, sixty-eight, golden showers, around the world, daisy
> >> chain, sloppy seconds, dog style, mongolian cluster fuck, group
> >> grope, gang bang, circle jerk, well hung, dick, prick, dork, dong,
> >> tong, doniker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwanz, schmuck, putz, pork,
> >> pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob,
> >> lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, pork, weenie, skin
> >> flute, meat whistle, talleywacker, middle leg, short arm, rod of
> >> love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak, pink pencil,
> >> bald headded mouse, trouser snake, one eyed monster, one eyed wonder
> >> worm, jelly roll, puddin', jerkoff, jackoff, whackoff, pulloff,
> >> beatoff, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong,
> >> pounding your pud, bleeding your weed, stroking it, giving it a tug,
> >> beating the bishop, jerk the gherkin, shootin' putty at the moon,
> >> pocket pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, queen, punk, faggot, quiff,
> >> dyke, diesel dyke, lezzie, bulldagger, box lunch, seafood, rough
> >> trade, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, fuck off, piss off,piss on
> >> you, stick it, stuff it, shove it, ram it, jam it, cram it, sit on
> >> it, get laid, get in, get off, get it on, get it up, mother fucker,
> >> cock sucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer, cocksman, scatfan,
> >> asshole, peckerhead, scumbag, fuck up, fuck off, ball breaker, ball
> >> buster, a real pisser, cock teaser, cuntslapper, ass kisser, brown
> >> nose, shitass, shit heel, douchebag, motherstrapalonian, fuck
> >> trophy, cunt nugget, fleshloaf, cunt dropping, walking sperm,
> >> infestation, anklebiter, booger-eater, bratzilla, crib lizard,
> >> crotchcricket, crotchfruit, crumbcruncher, crumb grinder, fartling,
> >> floormonster, goldensprog, hell spawn, kinderwhore, nipplecrunchers,
> >> nose miner, pussfruit, shit factory, sperm 'n egg omlette,
> >> sproglodyte, snotmonster.
> >
> > Kadaitcha Man,
> >
> > You have described the crux in a graceful and eloquent manner.
>
> I have a way with words.
KM says ~~~~> I have a way with words.
Like .... No fuck!
My advice to you Dustbin is to drop the website and take the 'hit'.
IMO, you will be a far better man for it.
... YMMV
Raving Loonie
-----
Posted by "the kadaitcha man of australia"
See
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.charmed/msg/cf67e7450a888ca3 for
source
its all in th way ya hold ya tongue
+++
fuck yeah
australia
goes to th world cup
soccer
+++
dint kewel play liek a champion ?
+++
three guys run over th top of im
on th line and
he still back to dispute it
+++
i missed th end
was havin a cuppa with kuta lady
thanks babe
+++
im sorry barbie girl
little brother got a new bed bein delivered in th mornin
+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++
you liek that kuta lady
i point th bone at dr death
and dr azahari drops dead
twelve days later
it's all fuckin good
and all outside white australia's law
+++
is kadaitcha man law
tens of thousands of years of our religion
+++
add th time
islam christianity and buddha
all been
religions
and aboriginal religion
still been round longer
+++
the kadaitcha man legend
grows
+++
go on
tell yursleves
ya need to know
th black magic man
points th bone at ya
and
they say
yur own belief
takes yu out
bullshit
its all in th way ya hold ya tongue
+++
bobby mc ferrin
'dont worry be happy'
+++
kuta lady
birthday
december 27
+++
course if ya
read th literature
th kadaitcha man
can sing
good songs
instead of bad songs
if th kadaitcha man
sings bad about you
worse thing can happen
is ya drop dead
if yur not a terrible sinner
and he not singin for yur
death
ya just get terribly ill
still dont need to know
he singin bout ya
like me
most kadaictha men
are background singers
kadaitcha man can do opposite
bring you
good luck
grant yur wish
if yur lookin from a white man's perspective
liek a genie
+++
speakin of which
uncle genie
letter came for you today
+++
three stories high
terra cotta tiles
"pottery"
got rails but
they're three feet out from th edge
builders scaffolding
+++
violent femmes
'country death song'
+++
dont sweat it osama
maybe i fall off a roof
+++
last one wasnt
aimed
directly at ya
i got this thing about
confirming my kills
dont trust your
leautenants to be truthful
if i sing th bone of death at ya
and ya croak it
i'll come at it sideways
+++
yur god
not showing much magic to me
pretty pissy really
usin ppl
to strap bombs to emselves
dont your god work ?
+++
lazy cunt
+++
?
'track 13'
+++
if you could only read my mind - lyric
+++
powderfinger
'sunsets'
+++
if you can just ask
god
to do it for ya
if ya gotta
get
human beings to do it
that's a fuckin pissy religion
i dont have to leave my bedroom
+++
puts me ahead of you
and my ppl
know it
+++
the kuta family
+++
doesnt matter what you do
and your
followers
you dont have th ear of god
so far removed
you send human beings
with strict instructions
kids
with bombs strapped to em or
flyin a plane into th world trade towers
same thing really
+++
pink floyd
'fearless'
+++
my arent you fearless
+++
hey soama bil laden
i asked god public
day
before
the northern pakistan earthquake
on th internet
dated
to take a look at th
islamic terrorist cunts
that are givin us th shits
i said
the very soul of th problem
pls god
me bein a black cunt from australia
my god
is th land
pan
how ya goin in yur cave there mate ?
+++
our god
who we've worshiped
for tens of thousands of years
is not dead
and still as active
and contactable
today
as fifty thousand years ago
+++
my god
is so all seeing
a year before
th first kuta beach bombing
i saw it coming
and put in this online diary
you terrorist cunts
here
cop this huge wave
did ya see it on th telly in yur cave osama ?
on december 26
the australian land
really
really
doesnt liek australians
being blown up
shot
or harmed in any way
+++
i'm not alone osama
many more
half breed
black and white
magic ppl
in australia
i cant be th only one
who suffers th blue balls
sore testicles everyday
wizard curse
+++
i got crystal balls
+++
peter gabriel
'steam'
+++
my son sayin hi
how ya goin boy ?
i know yur goin thru puberty
it never stops
i'm sorry
it's a family curse
yur uncle genie's got it too
he a dutchman
but you got
th savage's
genes
off me
we got it worse than th rest of our
white family
+++
i got it both ways
it's a dominant gene
+++
hey gene
uncle eugene
+++
most of my family's names
dont appear
+++
the verve
'neon wilderness'
+++
if you have to resort
to dirty little
human things
to push your religion
then
you are beneath me mate
+++
beneath my attention
+++
lowest of th low
+++
common
there heaps of religions do it your way
+++
us black and white fellas in oz prefer
truth
+++
the black eyed peas
'fly away'
+++
one of my country men
is gunna stick it one me though
and put it to
kadaitcha man court
to judge ya
it's not us
we just ask our god
and sing of your sins and
our god take a good look at ya and
take action
+++
i'm sure my god is listening
is yours ?
+++
like all gods
good and bad
in about equal measure
it'll all balance out
+++
you cant hide anywhere
from th land
+++
nice full moon outside
the wizard of th efortitude valley
aint goin out though
to sing background
i made sure kuta lady
parked behind me
+++
orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
+++
they dropped two bombs
ppl are still mixed about it
course they cant use em since
nearly every other fucker's got em
enough anyway
+++
if they used em
a couple would launch on principal
+++
MAD
+++
kuta says
if you look in th record
history
that's two
+++
we've been around
a lot longer than you have
+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt1'
+++
a fuckin long song
+++
25 and a half minutes
+++
as opposed to about four
+++
thank you god
+++
god's pickin th music
+++
can ya tell ?
i'm too out of it
to try and think of em
myself
+++
you declared war
on america
and all it's allys
even though
we are mainly
black australian religion
we have enough
white converts
and mixed bloods
we are australia
an ally of america
dont always agree with em
definitely
dont always agree with em
and no desire to be america
our religion does do
to some degree
our leader's bidding
black ancient magic law and white law
occasionally see eye to eye
+++
no treaty
ever
+++
we'll come to an arrangement
one day
+++
aboriginal's
dont strap bombs to emselves and
annoy th fuck out of ppl
we're pretty quiet
can afford to bee
we dont need to be noisy to kill
+++
we've always done things in th background
us kadaitcha men
half th time
th fuckin tribe
has no idea wot we're up to
+++
most australians dont know
christopher skase
had th bone of death
pointed at him
seven days before he died
by a kadaitch man
with proven kills
+++
me
+++
that was on th internet too
best place to hide anything
is right in front of yer face
and sing background
do ya listen to th lyrics ?
+++
of th background singer
+++
mostly ya dont
i been background signin
in th strete
for five years
training
+++
i'm an aboriginal warrior
+++
a kadaitcha man
+++
a real kadaitcha man
+++
and no
you dont die
beacause th bone was pointed at you
and sicken inside with th knowledge
until you succumb
you fucking die
because a real
magic
man
wanted you dead
you never have to be informed
to drop dead
from th curse
of a kadaitcha man
+++
th literature is wrong
100& wrong
th black fellas
were right
100% right
+++
do you really think
that for th tens
of thousands of years
of th black fellas
livin th same way in th his land
that they would of agreed with you
if th kadaithca man wa sbullshit
and you had to knwo about it
to be shit scared and die
are you fucking mad ?
how fuckins tupid
did ya think
and still think
ht black fellas were
how fuckin dumb are YOU ?
did you believe that ?
i didnt
and proved it was true
+++
many times
in th background
+++
in th background
and not
foreground
a kadaithca man
doesn thave th public
or in th old days
th tribe
saying wot they want
it's our job to
watch and listen and
we're not fuckin voted in
if ya know wot i mean
ya either got th magic
or ya dont
+++
th deal is
th kadaitcha man is married to th land
slave to th land
and vice versa
that's our religion
+++
my ppl
have been on this land
since
the stone age
+++
oh
you;ve got th world upside down
on yor maps
+++
just thought i'd let ya know
+++
city high
'three way'
+++
th last time
th three heads of kuta
met in person
th ground shook
under our feet
a small earthquake
so small
none of us noticed it
gumint didnt
put it on telly
ground dont shake much here
australia being the
oldest land
she pretty fuckin stable now
all th
big
mountains worn down to a knub
+++
it's a bloody big
island
to stay in one piece
used to be a wheel
a bloody big island
with a sea in th middle
+++
lots more things to find
under australia
+++
budge
'crash course in brain surgery'
+++
<<<smiel >>>
+++
"christianity is two thousand years old kuta"
we congratulate christianity and
when it hits twenty one thousuand years
i'll be there for the coming of age party
+++
"you think it'll last that long kuta ?"
yes
it'll never go away entirely
+++
[deleted]
+++
the who
'magic bus'
+++
hey paulie
"yes jen"
why we not do osama ?
"kuta not sure we havent got im already"
"takes time for land to report back"
saw him go down in th cave
"didnt see him come back out"
and if he shows his face ?
"nine inch nail"
ok
+++
th flash was
ya went down in th cave
kuta said i got three
i only see two
+++
unknown artist
'track 4'
+++
you slippery bastard
+++
i'm a black tracker
i await yth next picture
of yourself
that you publish
it will be th last
+++
is that all kuta needs paulei ?
"its what she needs to make it public after"
i dont understand
"doesnt mater"
+++
there's a reason
us aboriginals
dont liek our photo being taken
+++
we definitely
dont want our photo taken
and it given
to th kadaitcha man
define shit scared
+++
sometimes
the kadaitcha man
gets up to a little devilment
and announces to his victim
before he lets fly
but not always
+++
budgie
'nude disintegrating parachutist woman'
+++
oh dear
+++
ya see
th manner of yur death means nothing
christopher skase died of
natural causes
dr death
dr azahari
or however it spelt
dr death to kuta religion "my fuckin oath"
got blown away by
indonesian cops
th manner of th death
means nothing
to th kadaitcha man
+++
you are dead
+++
that's all that matters
you are fucking dead
+++
and i
a real kadaitcha man
havent left th comfort
of sitting cross legged on my bed
just liek
th painting of th kadaitcha man
on my wall
sitting cross legged
away from his tribe
conducting religious business
with our god
+++
alone
+++
good charlotte
'change'
+++
how fuckin dumb ?
were those orginal white settlers
how blind ?
why do you think
the kadaitcha aman
inspired so much
fucking fear
he'd knock off your uncle
over a trade deal gone sour
and a whoel family
would know about it
but not you
annd not your uncle
walk up afterwards and
be given a message stick
cosigned by the kadaitcha man and another
th leader of yur own tribe
and read th truth
+++
he under pain of death
cant tell you
+++
tenacious d
'kielbasa'
+++
ya walked in
asked three questions
didnt listen to any of th answers
and said
right ya dumb fuckin blacks
we'll meet ya elders at the end
of murdering creek road
and didnt ya fuckin murder em
+++
it's a real road
and it really happened
+++
th way it is
with a kadaitch aman
if ya can kill im
ya can kill im
karma
+++
jewel
'standing still'
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last guy
that tried to kill me
i was too psychic for
he missed
then he stuck th gun to his own head
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he didnt miss
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i've been dead
bein dead is easy
all my ancestors
managed it no trouble
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comin back to life is th hard bit
i was in a nursing hoem
lucky
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is part of
kadaitcha man training though
cant be a real
secret mens business
kadaitcha man
less you live in both realms
you have to have to have been dead
at least once
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been doing yoga 31 years
my heart stops and starts and
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harvey danger
'flagpole sitter'
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i sit on fences
run across three story high rooves in socks
do bunny hops on a unicycle
ride my unicycle in th surf
it's just zen
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kuta
black honey
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from th native stingless bee
"<<<smiel >>>"
of australia
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love ya's HARD
.
.
.
the kadaitcha man of australia
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p.s.
powderfinger
'a song called everything'
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how many more times will ya say that ya love me ?- lyric
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