its all in th way ya hold ya tongue

[the kadaitcha man of australia]

its all in th way ya hold ya tongue
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fuck yeah
australia
goes to th world cup
soccer

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dint kewel play liek a champion ?

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three guys run over th top of im
on th line and
he still back to dispute it

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i missed th end

was havin a cuppa with kuta lady

thanks babe

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im sorry barbie girl
little brother got a new bed bein delivered in th mornin

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paul young
'love of the common people'
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you liek that kuta lady

i point th bone at dr death

and dr azahari drops dead
twelve days later

it's all fuckin good
and all outside white australia's law

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is kadaitcha man law

tens of thousands of years of our religion

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add th time

islam christianity and buddha

all been

religions

and aboriginal religion

still been round longer

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the kadaitcha man legend

grows

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go on
tell yursleves

ya need to know

th black magic man

points th bone at ya

and

they say

yur own belief

takes yu out

bullshit

its all in th way ya hold ya tongue

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bobby mc ferrin
'dont worry be happy'
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kuta lady
birthday
december 27

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course if ya
read th literature

th kadaitcha man
can sing

good songs

instead of bad songs

if th kadaitcha man
sings bad about you

worse thing can happen
is ya drop dead

if yur not a terrible sinner
and he not singin for yur

death

ya just get terribly ill

still dont need to know

he singin bout ya

like me

most kadaictha men

are background singers

kadaitcha man can do opposite

bring you

good luck

grant yur wish

if yur lookin from a white man's perspective

liek a genie

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speakin of which

uncle genie

letter came for you today

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three stories high
terra cotta tiles
"pottery"

got rails but

they're three feet out from th edge

builders scaffolding

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violent femmes
'country death song'
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dont sweat it osama

maybe i fall off a roof

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last one wasnt
aimed

directly at ya

i got this thing about

confirming my kills

dont trust your

leautenants to be truthful

if i sing th bone of death at ya

and ya croak it

i'll come at it sideways

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yur god
not showing much magic to me

pretty pissy really

usin ppl

to strap bombs to emselves

dont your god work ?

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lazy cunt

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?
'track 13'
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if you could only read my mind - lyric

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powderfinger
'sunsets'
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if you can just ask

god

to do it for ya

if ya gotta

get

human beings to do it

that's a fuckin pissy religion

i dont have to leave my bedroom

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puts me ahead of you

and my ppl

know it

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the kuta family

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doesnt matter what you do
and your

followers
you dont have th ear of god

so far removed
you send human beings

with strict instructions

kids

with bombs strapped to em or

flyin a plane into th world trade towers

same thing really

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pink floyd
'fearless'
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my arent you fearless

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hey soama bil laden

i asked god public

day

before

the northern pakistan earthquake

on th internet

dated

to take a look at th
islamic terrorist cunts

that are givin us th shits

i said

the very soul of th problem

pls god

me bein a black cunt from australia

my god

is th land

pan

how ya goin in yur cave there mate ?

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our god
who we've worshiped

for tens of thousands of years
is not dead

and still as active
and contactable

today
as fifty thousand years ago

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my god
is so all seeing

a year before
th first kuta beach bombing

i saw it coming
and put in this online diary

you terrorist cunts
here

cop this huge wave
did ya see it on th telly in yur cave osama ?

on december 26
the australian land

really
really

doesnt liek australians

being blown up

shot

or harmed in any way

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i'm not alone osama
many more

half breed
black and white

magic ppl
in australia

i cant be th only one
who suffers th blue balls

sore testicles everyday
wizard curse

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i got crystal balls

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peter gabriel
'steam'
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my son sayin hi
how ya goin boy ?

i know yur goin thru puberty
it never stops

i'm sorry
it's a family curse

yur uncle genie's got it too
he a dutchman

but you got
th savage's

genes
off me

we got it worse than th rest of our
white family

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i got it both ways

it's a dominant gene

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hey gene

uncle eugene

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most of my family's names

dont appear

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the verve
'neon wilderness'
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if you have to resort
to dirty little

human things
to push your religion

then
you are beneath me mate

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beneath my attention

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lowest of th low

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common

there heaps of religions do it your way

+++

us black and white fellas in oz prefer
truth

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the black eyed peas
'fly away'
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one of my country men
is gunna stick it one me though

and put it to
kadaitcha man court

to judge ya

it's not us
we just ask our god

and sing of your sins and

our god take a good look at ya and

take action

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i'm sure my god is listening

is yours ?

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like all gods

good and bad

in about equal measure

it'll all balance out

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you cant hide anywhere

from th land

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nice full moon outside
the wizard of th efortitude valley
aint goin out though
to sing background

i made sure kuta lady
parked behind me

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orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
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they dropped two bombs

ppl are still mixed about it

course they cant use em since

nearly every other fucker's got em

enough anyway

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if they used em

a couple would launch on principal

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MAD

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kuta says
if you look in th record

history
that's two

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we've been around
a lot longer than you have

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mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt1'
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a fuckin long song

+++

25 and a half minutes

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as opposed to about four

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thank you god

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god's pickin th music

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can ya tell ?
i'm too out of it
to try and think of em

myself

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you declared war
on america

and all it's allys
even though

we are mainly

black australian religion
we have enough

white converts
and mixed bloods

we are australia
an ally of america

dont always agree with em
definitely
dont always agree with em

and no desire to be america

our religion does do
to some degree

our leader's bidding

black ancient magic law and white law

occasionally see eye to eye

+++

no treaty
ever

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we'll come to an arrangement

one day

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aboriginal's
dont strap bombs to emselves and

annoy th fuck out of ppl
we're pretty quiet

can afford to bee
we dont need to be noisy to kill

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we've always done things in th background

us kadaitcha men

half th time

th fuckin tribe

has no idea wot we're up to

+++

most australians dont know

christopher skase

had th bone of death

pointed at him

seven days before he died

by a kadaitch man

with proven kills

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me

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that was on th internet too
best place to hide anything

is right in front of yer face
and sing background

do ya listen to th lyrics ?

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of th background singer

+++

mostly ya dont

i been background signin
in th strete
for five years

training

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i'm an aboriginal warrior

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a kadaitcha man

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a real kadaitcha man

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and no

you dont die

beacause th bone was pointed at you
and sicken inside with th knowledge

until you succumb

you fucking die

because a real

magic

man

wanted you dead

you never have to be informed

to drop dead
from th curse

of a kadaitcha man

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th literature is wrong
100& wrong

th black fellas
were right

100% right

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do you really think
that for th tens

of thousands of years

of th black fellas

livin th same way in th his land

that they would of agreed with you

if th kadaithca man wa sbullshit

and you had to knwo about it

to be shit scared and die

are you fucking mad ?

how fuckins tupid

did ya think

and still think

ht black fellas were

how fuckin dumb are YOU ?

did you believe that ?

i didnt

and proved it was true

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many times

in th background

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in th background
and not

foreground
a kadaithca man

doesn thave th public

or in th old days

th tribe

saying wot they want
it's our job to

watch and listen and

we're not fuckin voted in

if ya know wot i mean

ya either got th magic

or ya dont

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th deal is
th kadaitcha man is married to th land

slave to th land
and vice versa

that's our religion

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my ppl
have been on this land

since

the stone age

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oh

you;ve got th world upside down

on yor maps

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just thought i'd let ya know

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city high
'three way'
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th last time

th three heads of kuta

met in person

th ground shook

under our feet

a small earthquake

so small

none of us noticed it

gumint didnt
put it on telly

ground dont shake much here
australia being the

oldest land

she pretty fuckin stable now

all th

big

mountains worn down to a knub

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it's a bloody big

island

to stay in one piece

used to be a wheel

a bloody big island

with a sea in th middle

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lots more things to find

under australia

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budge
'crash course in brain surgery'
+++

<<<smiel >>>

+++

"christianity is two thousand years old kuta"

we congratulate christianity and

when it hits twenty one thousuand years

i'll be there for the coming of age party

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"you think it'll last that long kuta ?"

yes

it'll never go away entirely

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[deleted]

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the who
'magic bus'
+++

hey paulie
"yes jen"

why we not do osama ?
"kuta not sure we havent got im already"

"takes time for land to report back"
saw him go down in th cave

"didnt see him come back out"

and if he shows his face ?

"nine inch nail"

ok

+++

th flash was
ya went down in th cave

kuta said i got three
i only see two

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unknown artist
'track 4'
+++

you slippery bastard

+++

i'm a black tracker

i await yth next picture

of yourself

that you publish

it will be th last

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is that all kuta needs paulei ?

"its what she needs to make it public after"

i dont understand

"doesnt mater"

+++

there's a reason

us aboriginals

dont liek our photo being taken

+++

we definitely
dont want our photo taken

and it given
to th kadaitcha man

define shit scared

+++

sometimes

the kadaitcha man

gets up to a little devilment

and announces to his victim

before he lets fly

but not always

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budgie
'nude disintegrating parachutist woman'
+++

oh dear

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ya see
th manner of yur death means nothing

christopher skase died of
natural causes

dr death
dr azahari

or however it spelt
dr death to kuta religion "my fuckin oath"

got blown away by
indonesian cops

th manner of th death
means nothing

to th kadaitcha man

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you are dead

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that's all that matters

you are fucking dead

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and i

a real kadaitcha man

havent left th comfort

of sitting cross legged on my bed

just liek

th painting of th kadaitcha man

on my wall
sitting cross legged

away from his tribe
conducting religious business

with our god

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alone

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good charlotte
'change'
+++

how fuckin dumb ?

were those orginal white settlers

how blind ?

why do you think
the kadaitcha aman

inspired so much
fucking fear

he'd knock off your uncle
over a trade deal gone sour

and a whoel family
would know about it

but not you
annd not your uncle

walk up afterwards and
be given a message stick

cosigned by the kadaitcha man and another
th leader of yur own tribe

and read th truth

+++

he under pain of death
cant tell you

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tenacious d
'kielbasa'
+++

ya walked in
asked three questions
didnt listen to any of th answers
and said

right ya dumb fuckin blacks

we'll meet ya elders at the end

of murdering creek road

and didnt ya fuckin murder em

+++

it's a real road
and it really happened

+++

th way it is
with a kadaitch aman

if ya can kill im
ya can kill im

karma

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jewel
'standing still'
+++

last guy
that tried to kill me

i was too psychic for
he missed

then he stuck th gun to his own head

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he didnt miss

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i've been dead
bein dead is easy

all my ancestors
managed it no trouble

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comin back to life is th hard bit
i was in a nursing hoem

lucky

+++

is part of

kadaitcha man training though
cant be a real

secret mens business

kadaitcha man

less you live in both realms

you have to have to have been dead

at least once

+++

been doing yoga 31 years
my heart stops and starts and

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harvey danger
'flagpole sitter'
+++

i sit on fences

run across three story high rooves in socks

do bunny hops on a unicycle

ride my unicycle in th surf

it's just zen

+++

kuta
black honey

+++

from th native stingless bee

"<<<smiel >>>"

of australia

+++

love ya's HARD

.
.
.

the kadaitcha man of australia
+++

p.s.

powderfinger
'a song called everything'

+++

how many more times will ya say that ya love me ?- lyric