rstx wants to take a patent on his twice cooked eel dish that involves
some interesting pre-processing.
rst0/9's colon is a bag of stinking hot air. Eels have survived inside
the colon of rst0/9 for extended periods of time. Meichi Thai gives
public demonstrations of the feat in the Twilight Avenue house of
rst0/9 in Merced, CA. Meicjhi Thai holds the tail of the eel while its
head goes in and out inside the colon of rst0/9.
Meichi Thai has been doing this eel engineered sodomy upon rst0/9 for
years.
rstx has been badgering the "Cantonese" restaurant founded by his
great grand father in Merced, CA to serve an eel dish in which the eel
has been pre-cooked by Meichi Thai inside rstx's colon.
No, the MediCal doesn't pay for the pre-cooking. rst0/9 pays Meichi
Thai from the 50 cents per post he earns from CCP dictatorship in
Beijing.
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rst0/9 lwas shipped out from Hong Kong in 1949 by his step mother to
his alleged biological father in San Francisco.
Today, 75-year old rst0/9 lives a miserable existence in his Twilight
Avenue home in Merced, Ca attended by his live-in nurse Meichi Thai.
She is the one who changes rstx's catheter and his diaper whenever
needed which is often. She also gives rst0/9 th eel treatment three
to
four times a week.
Beware of the poor quality Cantonese fare served at the restaurant in
Merced, CA that was founded by rst0/9's great grandfather. No one in
sound mind should drive to that inferno, not even if he is 75, let
alone if if he 6 or 60.
Here's the conversation rst0/9 had with his live-in domestic partner,
haghoua, the last time they went out to eat at this "Cantonese"
restaurant (the restaurant was founded by rstx's great grandfather
and is very popular with the rst clan in Merced, CA) in the 19th
century:
haghoua:
天啊。这菜里是什么啊?- Tiān a. Zhè cài lǐ shì shénme a?
rst:
呃!是只蟑螂。 - È! Shì zhī zhānglánɡ.
haghoua:
真太恶心了! - Zhēn tài ěxīn le!
rst:
我们告诉服务生吧。她会给你换份的。 - Wǒmen gàosù fúwùshēng ba. Tā huì gěi nǐ huàn
yífèn de.
haghoua:
我不想换了!我觉得吃不下任何东西了。 - Wǒ bùxiǎng huàn le! Wǒ juédé chī bú xià rèrhé
dōngxi le.
rst:
好吧。我们去跟餐馆经理反映一下这个问题吧。- Hǎo ba. Wǒmen qù gēn cānguǎn jīnglǐ fǎnyìng
yíxià zhègè wèntí ba.
haghoua:
好。希望他们以后注意点儿卫生。- Hǎo. Xīwàng tāmen yǐhòu zhùyì diǎnr wèishēng.
Note that rstx was quite contented with what he was served - he wanted
an alternate dish for his domestic partner, haghoua, only.
rstx is being paid 50 cents per post by the CCP dictatorship in
Beijing:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
The 50 Cent Party are Internet commentators (网络评论员, 網絡評論員, wǎnglù
pínglùn yuán) hired by the government of the People's Republic of
China (both local and central) or the Communist Party to post comments
favorable towards party policies in an attempt to shape and sway
public opinion on various Internet message boards. The commentators
are said to be paid for every post that either steers a discussion
away from anti-party or sensitive content on domestic websites,
bulletin board systems, and chatrooms, or that advances the Communist
party line.
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