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Phil Holman

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Dec 29, 2005, 11:47:38 AM12/29/05
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I haven't seen a post of his since October. What gives? Yes I did catch
the long thread on the parity Eotvos experiment a couple of months back
but
that was more about who gets the credit rather than actual results.

Phil H

Sam Wormley

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Dec 29, 2005, 12:04:35 PM12/29/05
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Uncle Al did what most intelligent folks do... looked at the great
river of sludge and waste that flows here and concluded he had better
ways to spend his time.

The Ghost In The Machine

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Dec 29, 2005, 1:00:06 PM12/29/05
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In sci.physics, Phil Holman
<piholmanc@yourservice>
wrote
on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:47:38 -0800
<aNKdnSmU0PVniCne...@comcast.com>:

He retired from this newsgroup. I'd have to dig for his last post,
but Google might help there.

>
> Phil H
>

--
#191, ewi...@earthlink.net
It's still legal to go .sigless.

Der alte Hexenmeister

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Dec 29, 2005, 1:09:21 PM12/29/05
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"Phil Holman" <piholmanc@yourservice> wrote in message
news:aNKdnSmU0PVniCne...@comcast.com...

Androcles drove him sane, he left muttering "FOaD".
All he could do, really, he was semi-sane to begin with but he'd made
some enormous blunders in backing the cuckoo Einstein.

"The critic trolls and idiot vituperators have lost. Uncle Al
has all his ducks in a row - raw theory, support, calculation, public
disclosure, and an army of two dozen Severely Gifted who made it all
possible. All that remains is the final result. " - Schwartz

One of his ducks refused to be shot at and stepped out of line.

Einstein:
稼tau(0,0,0,t)+tau(0,0,0,t+x'/(c-v)+x'/(c+v))] = tau(x',0,0,t+x'/(c-v))
Reference:
http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/einstein/specrel/www/

Proof "Uncle Al" cannot read:
"BTW, you fuck-faced baboon, "(c+v) appears nowhere in the paper, nor
could it. Hey Androcyst, you are an ineducable idiot. Your high
school should be leveled and replaced by an abandoned bowling
alley." --Schwartz.

Androcles fired off a salvo with Big Bertha and petty little Al ran away.
Der alte Hexenmeister


naml...@comcast.net

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Dec 29, 2005, 1:28:17 PM12/29/05
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The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
> In sci.physics, Phil Holman
> <piholmanc@yourservice>
> wrote
> on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:47:38 -0800
> <aNKdnSmU0PVniCne...@comcast.com>:
> > I haven't seen a post of his since October. What gives? Yes I did catch
> > the long thread on the parity Eotvos experiment a couple of months back
> > but
> > that was more about who gets the credit rather than actual results.
>
> He retired from this newsgroup. I'd have to dig for his last post,
> but Google might help there.
>
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/search?q=uncle+al&start=50&scoring=d&

His last posts made no mention of his impending departure.

Phil H

operator jay

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Dec 29, 2005, 1:40:29 PM12/29/05
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<naml...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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<http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/browse_frm/thread/7f8dae93369478
ae/9953495918d1e558?tvc=1&q=river+of+shit#9953495918d1e558>

>
> Phil H
>


operator jay

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Dec 29, 2005, 1:44:20 PM12/29/05
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"operator jay" <no...@none.none> wrote in message
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/browse_frm/thread/7f8dae93369478ae/6d7071a5d80140a5?lnk=st&q=river+of+shit&rnum=1#6d7071a5d80140a5


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> > Phil H
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Traveler

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Dec 29, 2005, 2:08:52 PM12/29/05
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Uncle Dickhead declared that sci.physics was a river of shit and
decided to leave unceremoniously. Good fucking riddance. ahahaha.. You
won't hear much in the news about Eotvos because it was crap then, it
is crap now, and it will continue to be crap for eternity. ahahaha...

BTW, if you are a fan of Uncle Dickhead, fuck you! ahahaha...
sci.physics does not need you or want you. This is a place for
barbarians, bohemians, free thinkers, crackpots, lunatics, rebels,
etc... And that's the way it should be. The ultimate peer system! No
ass review here (go to sci.physics.research for that). This is where
we tear you a new asshole every time you kiss ass. We hate ass kissers
like Samantha Wormlette, Tom Roberts, Dick van de merde and the
others. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

Physics is so much phucking phun. ahaha...

Louis Savain

Why Software Is Bad and What We Can Do to Fix It:
http://www.rebelscience.org/Cosas/Reliability.htm

Greysky

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Dec 29, 2005, 3:35:56 PM12/29/05
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"Phil Holman" <piholmanc@yourservice> wrote in message
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Please! Never mention that name again, ok?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED--

UA hightailed it off the internet for some very ugly reasons. He said some
very nasty things about a Real Scientist, and got called out for it. Then
he got his athiestic clock cleaned really good. He then had a nervous
breakdown in a most public and shameful way right here on sci.physics. In
colorful language, UA suffered a rare personality disorder, where his ego
expanded until it was greater in size than the known universe, whereupon it
then promptly collapsed under its own weight and poor UA got absorbed into
the black hole that resulted, never to be seen again. We hope.

OR THIS HAPPENED--

UA is currently sitting in a padded room located in some damp, dark
government top secret research facility, drooling all over himself and
counting all the diamonds he thinks he made with the machine that runs on
crayons that is sitting in his garage.... I know, it is not right to poke
fun at someones mental illness, but I just can't help it... :-)

OR MAYBE THIS--

UA suffered a religous conversion, flew to Vienna for a complete sex change
operation, and is now living happily as someone's cantankerous wife, chained
to their bedpost, barefoot and waiting to get pregnant.

Take you pick, any way you cut is, he hopefully will never be back to
trouble us again.

Greysky

www.allocations.cc
Learn how to build a FTL radio.


Al Zenner

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Dec 29, 2005, 5:50:14 PM12/29/05
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Sam Wormley <swor...@mchsi.com> wrote in news:DGUsf.657828$x96.655132
@attbi_s72:

> Uncle Al did what most intelligent folks do... looked at the great
> river of sludge and waste that flows here and concluded he had better
> ways to spend his time.


There's no demonstrated correlation between intelligence, or lack of,
and participation in usenet.


Uncle Al had a meltdown and embarassed himself to academia. The correct
followup is maintaining a low profile for a long time and an apology,
but of course apology does not exist in Al's lexicon. With his departure
there was a reduction in the noise level.

Sam, I think some good things do happen here and those make it worth
staying. But there are days......

hanson

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Dec 29, 2005, 10:46:50 PM12/29/05
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Louis Savain "Traveler" <trav...@nospam.net> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:47:38 -0800, "Phil Holman"
> <piholmanc@yourservice> wrote:
>>I haven't seen a post of his, uncle Al, since October. What gives?

>> Yes I did catch the long thread on the parity Eotvos experiment a
>> couple of months back but that was more about who gets the
>> credit rather than actual results.
>
[Louis]

> Uncle Dickhead declared that sci.physics was a river of shit and
> decided to leave unceremoniously. Good fucking riddance. ahahaha..
>
[hanson]
... not so fast, Louis, your bosom buddy Al, was here this morning
washing his tripe in his river of shit... ahahaha... Here's his gag:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.chem/msg/336306b0798c6631
>
[Louis]

> You won't hear much in the news about Eotvos because it was crap
> then, it is crap now, and it will continue to be crap for eternity. ahahaha...
> BTW, if you, Holman, are a fan of Uncle Dickhead, fuck you! ahahaha...
>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... Louis notice, "Holman & Schwartz" .... ahahaha...
It's just some support group activity with ethnic undertones.
>
[Louis]
> sci.physics does not need you or want you, Holman. This is a place

> for barbarians, bohemians, free thinkers, crackpots, lunatics, rebels,
> etc... And that's the way it should be. The ultimate peer system! No
> ass review here (go to sci.physics.research for that). This is where we
> tear you a new asshole every time you kiss ass. We hate ass kissers
> like Samantha Wormlette, Tom Roberts, Dick van de merde and the
> others. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...
>
[hanson]
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/c74847843015aac2
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/789019f5433b088c
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/e0f48d1821b0d1a0
..... easy, on the "we", Louis, but Androcles, Greysky & Zenner seem
to agree with your notion. However, I prefer to go along with your next
edict in that...
>
[Louis]

> Physics is so much phucking phun. ahaha...
> Louis Savain
>
[hanson]
.... because physics, phucking and phun... All of'em are so noisy!!!...
which is why I say: "Let'em sing!... All of'em!... It's a beautiful choir!"
Happy 2006 you all!... ahahaha...
ahaha.... ahahanson
>
[Louis]

Autymn D. C.

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Dec 30, 2005, 12:45:52 AM12/30/05
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Try sci.materials.

Y.Porat

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Dec 30, 2005, 3:06:54 AM12/30/05
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so why dont you follow him??


Y.Porat
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john_r...@sagitta-ps.com

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Dec 30, 2005, 6:35:53 AM12/30/05
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Search google groups for a sci.physics post called something like
"River of Shit" starting at about that time.

Shortly after someone calling himself "Old Man" announced with
disgust that he'd no longer participate in sci.physics discussions,
on account of its falling standards, Uncle Al did likewise, although
I think we've seen fleeting glimpses of Al since.

As someone else said in this thread, it has good(ish) days and
bad days, and even if the discussions are often not up to much
there are some good posts and useful links.

jmfb...@aol.com

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Dec 30, 2005, 7:42:24 AM12/30/05
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In article <1135942552....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,

Uncle was screening this newsgroup when I went on-line in 1995.
Thats 10 yearsx7x24x365 doing work that I used without expressing
may gratitude. Now I am doing my own screening and miss this
work of his very much. However, the work had become a full-time
job and I don't blame him for quitting.

As a result of that thread, I'm reexamining what I'm doing.

/BAH

Traveler

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Dec 30, 2005, 8:38:18 AM12/30/05
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On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:46:50 GMT, "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote:

>.... because physics, phucking and phun... All of'em are so noisy!!!...
>which is why I say: "Let'em sing!... All of'em!... It's a beautiful choir!"
>Happy 2006 you all!... ahahaha...
>ahaha.... ahahanson

Happy new year to you too, Hanson. We'll pick it up again next year. I
ceaselessly badmouth ass kissers but, as you often remind me, we are
all part of the same choir. Where would the choir be without them? We
play a great song together. Let us all sing together. Happy 2006 to
OUR beautiful choir! It's gonna be a wonderful year.

Louis Savain

Al Zenner

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Dec 30, 2005, 12:09:33 PM12/30/05
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"Autymn D. C." <lysd...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:1135921552.1...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:

> Try sci.materials.

Where he's posted less in the last month than used to post here in
a day. He's only posted the link to sunshine.jpg once in that time.


mark...@yahoo.com

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Jan 5, 2006, 4:27:28 PM1/5/06
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Traveler wrote:
> Uncle Dickhead declared that sci.physics was a river of shit and
> decided to leave unceremoniously. Good fucking riddance. ahahaha..

You and the rest of you newbie AOL-iggers will also be cleared out,
along with him, shortly -- both from this group and the USENET, so that
this group and the others on the USENET can be restored back to their
former condition of normalcy.

Roy L. Fuchs

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Jan 5, 2006, 4:57:09 PM1/5/06
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On 5 Jan 2006 13:27:28 -0800, mark...@yahoo.com Gave us:


You're full of shit. It would be nice to get rid of ahahaha asswipe
hansen, and his ahahaha idiot crew, but Uncle Al is fine. He knows
more than many of you put together.

They won't be "clearing out" Usenet any time soon. Nobody knows
where to "draw the line", certainly not you, as evidenced by this post
alone.

hanson

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Jan 5, 2006, 6:57:59 PM1/5/06
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en memoriam... and in the full spirit of the dearly departed, said juvee
"Roy L. Fuchs" <royl...@urfargingicehole.org> writing in message
news:cd5rr1hjl9hojlrmc...@4ax.com...

>>Traveler wrote:
>>> Uncle Dickhead declared that sci.physics was a river of shit and
>>> decided to leave unceremoniously. Good fucking riddance. ahahaha..
>>
> mark...@yahoo.com to Taveler:
>>You [Louis] & the rest of you newbie AOL-iggers will also be cleared out,
>>along with him, [Fuchs?] shortly -- both from this group and the USENET,

>>so that this group and the others on the USENET can be restored back
>>to their former condition of normalcy.
>
[hanson to Mark]
ahahaha... But Hopkins, you as former poster "Alfred Einstead",
you should at least present the relativistic mechanism to accomplish
that: Time travel thru a worm hole may work certainly, huh, even if
you confuse Amps and Volts... ahahahaha... thanks for the laughs...
....ahahahaha....
>
[enter fuming Fuchs]
> You're full of shit, [Mark].
>
[hanson]
.... ahahaha... an extremely intellectual conclusion by someone
so bent on traditional class, well low class, to advocate some
ethnic cyber cleansing in these NG's ... ahahaha...
>
[Fuchs, the wildcard accuser]

> It would be nice to get rid of ahahaha asswipe
> hansen, and his ahahaha idiot crew,
>
[hanson]
... ahahahaAHAHA.. you are either thoroughly potted or beset with
profoundly deep seated hatred by confusing & accusing the wrong
guy: Gregory Hansen is not hanson. Listen, you swine: Apologize to
Hansen right now , and then deflate your obese ego by studying
why you are ****a real stupid fool & uptight mooch**** .....worth
having big time fun with whenever one sees someone commenting
about "ahaha... AHAHAHA"... ... which is what it recommends in the
reference to the (ah..AH)n FAQ, here reposted especially for your
benefit, you Royal Fuchs-up:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.chem/msg/f232cf15901ce7ba
ahahahahaha....
>
[Fuchs, the Yiddle ]

> but Uncle Al is fine.
> He knows more than many of you put together.
>
[hanson]
... hahahaha... looks like some ethnic nepotism is in the
making here... and from what you just said it is obvious
that uncle Al knows more than you... which is why you are
so mad... since he's no longer here to do your home work...
ahahahaha...
>
[Fuchs, the defeatist]

> They won't be "clearing out" Usenet any time soon.
> Nobody knows where to "draw the line", certainly not you,
> [Mark Hopkins] as evidenced by this post alone.
>
[hanson]
.... Fantastic recovery, Fuchs, you have redeemed yourself!
Great insight... ahahahaha... AHAHAHA... Do you have such
attacks of brief lunacy (= anger) often?... Bad scene dude,
.... but thanks for the laughs... AHAHAHAHA....
ahahaha.... ahahanson


Der alte Hexenmeister

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Jan 5, 2006, 7:29:25 PM1/5/06
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<mark...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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LOL! Former condition of normalcy :-

Mind Reading
I believe you failed to see my point. What I meant was, I was >able to
detect
the unusual nature of the event BEFORE it was verfied ...
sci.physics - Nov 13 1986, 10:03 pm by RMann%...@HI-MULTICS.ARPA - 5
messages - 5 authors

A Question
If the elevator is accelerating, then after a long, long time its
speed
will reach the speed of light then pass it. I know that ...
sci.physics - Oct 28 1986, 9:43 pm by Joseph E. Galins - 37 messages -
28 authors

Telepathy?
From: "Keith F. Lynch" <K...@MX.LCS.MIT.EDU> From:
cartan!ucbcad!nike!think!husc6!
husc4!hadei...@UCB-Vax.arpa (mitsuharu hadeishi) i I believe the
original ...
sci.physics - Nov 15 1986, 9:00 pm by K...@MX.LCS.MIT.EDU - 1
message - 1 author

Do tell us why the condition it is in now isn't normal.

I wonder if any of those phuckwits from 20 years ago
ever read the garbage they posted then...


Traveler

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Jan 5, 2006, 9:16:57 PM1/5/06
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Shit connaisseurs extraordinaire, Fuchs and Einstead, both swimming in
the same river of shit, fighting over whether or not Uncle Dickhead's
ass stinks and who should be given the task of filtering out the
unwanted shit. Priceless. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

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