WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, December 2006
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
</music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the December 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
<music>drumroll</music>
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...ANTONIO "JABRIOL" SANTANA!
09 votes Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
08 votes Roger Dean "teslacoils" Ray
06 votes Tom Potter
04 votes Jeff Relf
01 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Jabbers! After all those years of being worthy only of
being ignored, you've turned into someone whose kookiness is worth
celebrating. Better still, you defeated a field filled with top-of-the-
line kooks, cementing your position as a truly worthy kook. See you on
the Kook of the Year ballot!
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...AZURE!
25 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Bl00b01! Pleace to be telling us (tinu) what *PLONK*
means again. It might win you Clueless Newbie of the Year!
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
27 votes Andrew Chung
03 votes Wabbit of rec.radio.amateur.policy
Congratulations, Double-Doctor! Lucky for you, this is the last time
you can appear on the ballot for this award until October. However, it
does place you in great position to win Coward of the Year. See you on
the KotY ballot, where you or your website will be contending for four
of the five awards.
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...PAMELA RUSSELL!
16 votes Pamela Russell
07 votes Azure
05 votes Jeff Relf
Congratulations, Fangirlfriend! You are the Looniest Maroon on USENET
for two months running. The good news for you is that you can only be
recognized once more for this award between now and next November. The
good news for the Hater Cabal is that you can still win Kook of the
Year--again!
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...STEVE PERKOFF!
21 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Perkoff the Jerkoff! Between you and Alex Cain, the
RSPW trolls have such an unsavory reputation that USENET users are
advised to killfile RSPW on sight. Soon, AUK will be advised to do the
same, as you will soon join Dink in the Galactic Killfile. Just how
soon is for the FNVW to know and you not to find out!
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...JOSEPH BARTLO!
26 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, JoJo! It's only fitting that be so st00pid that you
win the eponymous award!
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is...JOSEPH BARTLO!
15 votes Joseph Bartlo
09 votes Raymond Karczewski
Cogratulations again, JoJo! You were told they were socks, by the
sockpuppeteers themselves, and you /still/ included them in your lits
o' haet. Hooked much?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...TOM "TOSSER" BISHOP!
20 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Tosser! Ever thought of adding spanking videos to your
pr0n site? Some of them could even star you!
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
We (tinw) hace a tie!
The winners are...ANTONIO "JABRIOL" SANTANA AND ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
11 votes Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
11 votes Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
Congratulations, Jabbers and Hatter! Because of your histrionics, AUK
has been graced with the best display of attention seeking in one month
since this award has been instituted. It's been most entertaining.
Thank you, both of you!
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
The winner is...ERNIE PRIMEAU!
15 votes Ernie Primeau
12 votes Tomcat and Brad Guth
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Ernie! Your snake oil act managed to beat one of the
most legendary mad scientists still active on USENET. Now, see if you
can come up with an entirely new wrong way to re-grow hair!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...ANTONIO "JABRIOL" SANTANA!
22 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations again, Jabbers! Keep charging news.groups in your vain
attempt to stop the creation of rec.ponds.moderated. Your inevitable
defeat will be glor^H^H^H^H hilarious!
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
24 votes Andrew Chung
06 votes Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
Congratulations, Double-Doctor! Pleace to be recounting how you
recognized the "Demon Mark Phelps" and exorcised him on USENET.
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
23 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Mike "miguel" Cranston
Congratulations a third time, Double-Doctor! I'm sure that the regulars
of alt.support.diabetes and alt.support.anxiety-panic would love to run
you out of their groups on a rail. If they ever do, we (tinw) will
gladly cheer them on!
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON!
16 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, miguel! So you're just trolling, eh? Get a new
schtick. The one you use now stinks up the joint.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...TOM POTTER!
18 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Crackpotter! Keep screeding on behalf of your mad
science. You might actually win an award for your ideas instead of for
your ability to say so much about so little.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
24 votes Andrew Chung
06 votes Mike "miguel" Cranston and Brent Armstrong
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations a fourth time, Double-Doctor! It's a shame that someone
as educated as you has lost so many of his marbles.
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
The winner is...ANTONIO "JABRIOL" SANTANA!
23 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Jabbers! We (tinw) knew you had a big sock drawer, but
we had no idea /how/ big until you confessed the number to Kevin Cannon.
May you enjoy the recognition for all of your barely disguised aliases!
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
The winner is...ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
19 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Hatter! Your long history of pissing off admins and
mods has finally caught up with you. I'd ask what you'd do for an
encore, but you've already done it. As if your being banned from two
web forums in December wasn't enough, you managed to get yourself banned
from another web forum and a blog this month. That's four bannings in
as many weeks!
EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
The winner is...CTRL¤/ALT¤/DEL¤!
18 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Altie! You bit on KM's evul tr0ll and produced the
best meltdown of Christmas. Even if you didn't produce a lot of posts,
you certainly made up in quality what you lacked in quantity!
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is...no one?
11 votes YES
06 votes NO
Sorry, Rocky, but your troll as The Mekon barely missed the mark, as 11
yes votes out of a total of 17 yes/no votes is 64.7% of the total.
Yes/no votes on AUK require a two-thirds supermajority to pass, so you
fell 2% short. Perhaps The Flonk start their own awards for UPA. After
all, the alt.flame awards have collapsed, so a niche has opened up in
the ecology of the Empire of Meow.
HAMMER OF THOR
The winner is...J. R. SHERMAN!
18 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, J.R.! You hace much grateness!
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is...ANTONIO "JABRIOL" SANTANA!
19 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
07 votes Tom Bishop
Congratulations a fifth and final time, Double-Doctor. Your incessant
whining about the all the "netcabal demons" propelled you in front of
the incumbent and the winner of the Kook of the Month. May all your
crying keep you in office longer than you lasted in your practice at
Emory.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
19 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
07 votes Big-8 Management Board
Congratulations, Elite Earth Science Officers! We (tinw) never thought
anyone could defeat B8MBY, but your sustained circle jerk managed to
attract our attention and overcome the defenses of Club Calvin and their
treehouse fort. Be sure and pat each other on the backs for us. That
way, /both/ hands will be equally busy stroking your neighbors.
Gunaxf gb CWE sbe pbeerpgvat gur bssvpr. Ng yrnfg Engm qvqa'g pngpu na
reebe guvf zbagu!
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the December 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Forty-one people submitted fourty-one ballots. One
person managed to violate multiple rules, including using an altered
ballot, voting for someone not on the ballot, voting against himself,
and being a notorious net-kook. Fluffy was pleased with the shredded
paper in his litter box. Consequently, forty ballots were deemed valid
and counted.
See you all later today, when the ballot for the Kook of the Year will
be posted. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!
And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner,
Double-Doctor Andrew B. Chung. Everyone watch the cardio workout!
<music>"Here it Goes Again" by OK, Go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG7Anhf5fY
</music>
--
The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
news:Xns98B33DBEB7FC3pi...@204.153.244.170:
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is...<snip>
Oops!
DOUBLE-DOCTOR ANDREW B. CHUNG!
That will teach me to work overnight and post the results at 6 AM. Time to
go to sleep and post the KotY ballot when I get up after a good night's
rest.
> 19 votes Andrew Chung
> 08 votes Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
> 07 votes Tom Bishop
>
> Congratulations a fifth and final time, Double-Doctor. Your incessant
> whining about the all the "netcabal demons" propelled you in front of
> the incumbent and the winner of the Kook of the Month. May all your
> crying keep you in office longer than you lasted in your practice at
> Emory.
See you in nine hours!
--
The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of alt.usenet.kooks
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> burning netcabal demon wrote:
>
> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> >
> > The winner is...<snip>
>
> Oops!
Behold in awe and amazement as holy fire from heaven continues to
consume netcabal.com and its demon:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ff2aca82f40071cc?
Laus Deo ! ! ! ! ! ! !
As demons pine for Paradise on earth:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/870347b5810b5841?
HIS brethren will have Paradise in heaven.
Our Jesus Christ is indeed:
"KING of kings and LORD of lords." (Revelation 19:16)
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/80600accf187e0f4?
"Those who hide behind fake names are the real cowards." -- Holy Spirit
Amen ! Laus Deo ! ! Marana tha ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The Rev Dr Hugh Jarse NLAHN
Doomed Doktor Baron Quackhausen wrote:
> burning netcabal demon wrote:
> > burning netcabal demon wrote:
> >
> > > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> > >
> > > The winner is...<snip>
> >
> > Oops!
>
> Behold in awe and amazement as holy fire from heaven continues to
> consume netcabal.com and its demon:
>
Or maybe he was just tired. Which do you think is a more sensible
explanation. Your choice will reveal CONCLUSIVE information about the
state of your mental health, Herr Baron.
I have explained elsewhere why you are doing all of this. It may seem
pretty mundane, but it's also pretty incontrovertible.
The Rev Dr Hugh Jarse NLAHN
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> burning netcabal demon wrote:
> > burning netcabal demon wrote:
> >
> > > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> > >
> > > The winner is...<snip>
> >
> > Oops!
>
> Behold in awe and amazement as holy fire from heaven continues to
> consume netcabal.com and its demon:
>
Answer: See my earlier reply to Art Deco.
Kadaitcha Man
two-timing tumbler, stammered:
> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the December 2006 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> <music>drumroll</music>
[Snippage]
> EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
>
> The winner is...CTRL¤/ALT¤/DEL¤!
>
> 18 votes YES
> 01 votes NO
>
> Congratulations, Altie! You bit on KM's evul tr0ll and produced the
> best meltdown of Christmas. Even if you didn't produce a lot of
> posts, you certainly made up in quality what you lacked in quantity!
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer
Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."
Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."
Thou bellyless fat-brained followers. Thou beetle-headed mean-born man.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <poll...@netcabal.com> wrote in
message news:Xns98B33DBEB7FC3pi...@204.153.244.170...
>
> Congratulations, Perkoff the Jerkoff! Between you and Alex Cain, the
> RSPW trolls have such an unsavory reputation that USENET users are
> advised to killfile RSPW on sight. Soon, AUK will be advised to do the
> same, as you will soon join Dink in the Galactic Killfile. Just how
> soon is for the FNVW to know and you not to find out!
*yawn*
SOS in AUK, I see. More assholes than in the waiting room of a proctologist.
Art Deco
><music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
></music>
>
>The time has come to announce the winners of the December 2006 Usenet
>Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
><music>drumroll</music>
[...]
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>
> 27 votes Andrew Chung
> 03 votes Wabbit of rec.radio.amateur.policy
>
>Congratulations, Double-Doctor! Lucky for you, this is the last time
>you can appear on the ballot for this award until October. However, it
>does place you in great position to win Coward of the Year. See you on
>the KotY ballot, where you or your website will be contending for four
>of the five awards.
[...]
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>
> 24 votes Andrew Chung
> 06 votes Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>
>Congratulations, Double-Doctor! Pleace to be recounting how you
>recognized the "Demon Mark Phelps" and exorcised him on USENET.
>
>TAR & FEATHERS
>
> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>
> 23 votes Andrew Chung
> 08 votes Mike "miguel" Cranston
>
>Congratulations a third time, Double-Doctor! I'm sure that the regulars
>of alt.support.diabetes and alt.support.anxiety-panic would love to run
>you out of their groups on a rail. If they ever do, we (tinw) will
>gladly cheer them on!
[...]
>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
> The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
>
> 24 votes Andrew Chung
> 06 votes Mike "miguel" Cranston and Brent Armstrong
> 01 votes Neither of the above
>
>Congratulations a fourth time, Double-Doctor! It's a shame that someone
>as educated as you has lost so many of his marbles.
[...]
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is...DOUBLE-DOCTOR ANDREW B. CHUNG!
>
> 19 votes Andrew Chung
> 08 votes Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
> 07 votes Tom Bishop
>
>Congratulations a fifth and final time, Double-Doctor. Your incessant
>whining about the all the "netcabal demons" propelled you in front of
>the incumbent and the winner of the Kook of the Month. May all your
>crying keep you in office longer than you lasted in your practice at
>Emory.
[...]
>
>Gunaxf gb CWE sbe pbeerpgvat gur bssvpr. Ng yrnfg Engm qvqa'g pngpu na
>reebe guvf zbagu!
>
>This concludes the announcement of the winners of the December 2006
>Usenet Kook Awards. Forty-one people submitted fourty-one ballots. One
>person managed to violate multiple rules, including using an altered
>ballot, voting for someone not on the ballot, voting against himself,
>and being a notorious net-kook. Fluffy was pleased with the shredded
>paper in his litter box. Consequently, forty ballots were deemed valid
>and counted.
>
>See you all later today, when the ballot for the Kook of the Year will
>be posted. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!
>
>And now, a special recessional in honor of this month's big w(h)inner,
>Double-Doctor Andrew B. Chung. Everyone watch the cardio workout!
Well done, Andy, another five-award month (your second, IIRC),
including your third-straight Coward of the Month! Will you be
learning the meanings of words such as evidence, refutation, and
references anytime soon?
Hasbeghangryl gur pbjneq jba'g tvir n cebcre npprcgnapr fcrrpu nf n
ercyl gb zl cbfg.
Art Deco
>burning netcabal demon wrote:
>> burning netcabal demon wrote:
>>
>> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> >
>> > The winner is...<snip>
>>
>> Oops!
>
>Behold in awe and amazement as holy fire from heaven continues to
>consume netcabal.com and its demon:
Just more of your idiocy, Chung, and I see you've run away from
answering the points I raised again. No surprise, really.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
In my ever closer walk with my LORD, HE continues to keep me completely
well.
> "Your visions of demons everywhere and people being consumed by flames
> makes me fear for your mental health." - Peter Barber
These are not visions but observations concerning one of satan's sock
puppets:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/c74e8e159924bd51?
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f0f9559485c56c3c?
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8b1ae6ac40a48991?
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water so that we
can love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot
more, dear neighbor Peter whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Meanwhile, HIS brethren have been blessed:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
... and continue to be blessed:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/Guarantee
(note: Only those who are blessed by LORD GOD Almighty, Creator of
heaven and earth, will have access to these and other related
OurLittle.net articles per a secure IP database maintained by
TheWellnessFoundation.com)
Kadaitcha Man
rasped:
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the
>> two-timing tumbler, stammered:
>>
>>> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
>>> </music>
>>>
>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the December 2006
>>> Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>>>
>>> <music>drumroll</music>
>>
>> [Snippage]
>>
>>> EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
>>>
>>> The winner is...CTRL¤/ALT¤/DEL¤!
>>>
>>> 18 votes YES
>>> 01 votes NO
>>>
>>> Congratulations, Altie! You bit on KM's evul tr0ll and produced the
>>> best meltdown of Christmas. Even if you didn't produce a lot of
>>> posts, you certainly made up in quality what you lacked in quantity!
>
Translation: Weak resignation.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer
Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."
Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."
Thou half malcontent. Thou dost over ween in all
Kadaitcha Man
tittered:
> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 14:02:46 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com>, the slurred constable,
>> rasped:
>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:33:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com>, the
>>>> two-timing tumbler, stammered:
>>>>
>>>>> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
>>>>> </music>
>>>>>
>>>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the December 2006
>>>>> Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>>>>>
>>>>> <music>drumroll</music>
>>>>
>>>> [Snippage]
>>>>
>>>>> EDMOND WOLLMANN RUBBER TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS 2006
>>>>>
>>>>> The winner is...CTRL¤/ALT¤/DEL¤!
>>>>>
>>>>> 18 votes YES
>>>>> 01 votes NO
>>>>>
>>>>> Congratulations, Altie! You bit on KM's evul tr0ll and produced
>>>>> the best meltdown of Christmas. Even if you didn't produce a lot
>>>>> of posts, you certainly made up in quality what you lacked in
>>>>> quantity!
>>>
>>> I give this a small case "lol".
>>
>> Translation: Weak resignation.
>
If you wanted to punt for second prize, you should have tried for first
prize before I beat you to it. That way, you wouldn't look such the fool as
you do now.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer
Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."
Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."
Thou eye-offending whoreson cur. Thou beggarly trash.
Kadaitcha Man
> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 16:57:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
Just fuck off.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer
Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."
Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."
Thou overwheening rag. Thou cannibal.
Hugh Jarse
Baron Quackhausen wrote:
> Peter Barber wrote:
> > Earthquack, in the garden centre, boulderly wrote:
> > > burning netcabal demon wrote:
> > > > burning netcabal demon wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> > > > >
> > > > > The winner is...<snip>
> > > >
> > > > Oops!
> > >
> > > Behold in awe and amazement as holy fire from heaven continues to
> > > consume netcabal.com and its demon:
> > >
> > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/ff2aca82f40071cc?
> > >
> > > Laus Deo ! ! ! ! ! ! !
> > >
> > > As demons pine for Paradise on earth:
> > >
What? As in Paradise Concepts? You still haven't answered the question
concerning this.
> > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/870347b5810b5841?
> > >
> > > HIS brethren will have Paradise in heaven.
> > >
Keep banging the **rocks** together guys!
> > > Our Jesus Christ is indeed:
> > >
> > > "KING of kings and LORD of lords." (Revelation 19:16)
> > >
> > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/80600accf187e0f4?
> > >
> > > "Those who hide behind fake names are the real cowards." -- Holy Spirit
> > >
> > > Amen ! Laus Deo ! ! Marana tha ! ! ! ! ! ! !
> >
> > "CHRIST Almighty, you need to see a PSYCHIATRIST." (Delusion 6:66)
>
> In my ever closer walk with my LORD, HE continues to keep me completely
> well.
>
Insisting that one is well is a tell for those who are completely off
their trolleys.
Kadaitcha Man
alluded:
> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:28:56 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
What about you, official neyk0oK?
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer
Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."
Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."
Thou petty spirits of region low. Thou stinking, cack-handed flax-wench.
Art Deco
>Peter Barber wrote:
Inability to differentiate a laming frogger noted, Chung.
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f0f9559485c56c3c?
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8b1ae6ac40a48991?
>
Just another hate lits? That's all we [tinw] get for an acceptance
speech, Chung? I feel robbed, but at least I'm prominently featured on
your lits.
>May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water so that we
>can love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot
Like how you "love" people by labeling them "demons" and "satan",
Chung? Got it.
>more, dear neighbor Peter whom I love unconditionally.
Fher lbh qb.
Kadaitcha Man
exuded:
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:36:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
Tell some cunt who cares.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer
Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."
Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."
Thou notable coward. Thou courageous captain of compliments.
TransWench
made me reply to Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:15:27 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the sour dog-whipper, exuded:
>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:36:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the folly-fallen bureaucrat, alluded:
>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:28:56 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the exotic dancer, censured:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 16:57:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the low-grade crier, tittered:
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 14:02:46 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the slurred constable, rasped:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:33:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, the two-timing tumbler,
He said, "Tell some cunt who cares," the implication being, he doesn't
care what you have to say. I don't care either, but you seemed in need
of a cl00, so I thought I'd try hammering it into your thick skull. I
may need adamantium nails, though.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM,
CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, HCNB, IAC, MWFA
COOSN-029-06-71069
Email popesnarky *at* gmail.com
I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <1157484607....@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant
"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous
"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
<1160653810....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
Yougurt Sugir
Well why not the former.
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"TransWench" <popes...@meow.org> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.01.11....@meower.flonker.kookologist.sf-fan.callahanian...
The God of Odd Statements
state:
> cunt what it is? What is a neyKOoK?
Well, it looks to me like a typo lame, but I could be wrong, Mr.
NetK0oK. Maybe you're just deeply stupid.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Chung Convict #39
Demon Lord of Confusion
COOSN-029-06-71069
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered!
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
"No man in History, including JESUS CHRIST, has directly revealed to
the World the SATANIC WEAPON used to enslave mankind -- INTELLECTUAL
THOUGHT!!" -- Ray Karczewski repeatedly proves his words in every post
he makes
я黨wぃf
of<cmacq2l2a7a865t3u...@4ax.com>:
>On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:11:55 GMT, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:57:27 GMT, TransWench <popes...@meow.org>
>>wrote:
>>Tell some cunt who cares what a neyKOoK is? How about I just ask
some
>>cunt what it is? What is a neyKOoK?
>
>Amazing. I've been away from AUK for six months or more, & they're
>*still* kicking the shit out of you there. That's really fucking lame.
>
Oh...its just *you*...I thought I smelled the stink of GIANT ROTTING
CORNEAS...
:)
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:49:15 +0000, The God of Odd Statements Has Frothed:
>I happen to like NeyKOoK.
You also like getting fucked up the ass...hence the name "Meat->Plow".
How many guys have "plowed" you with their "meat" today, Fruitloop?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Frosty
Sugir" <aj...@here.nu>, cocked his hammer and shot:
>Why not fuck off, or post poetry.
>
>Well why not the former.
--
Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema
SameAsB4
"Meat Plow" <me...@meatplow.local> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.01.12...@nntp.sun-meatplow.local...
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:55:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter Has Frothed:
>
>>
>
> Damn dood fix your news reader. Your poasts are not getting thru.
To get through the thick head of yours is not a requirement for any usenet
post.
>
>
> --
> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
>
> COOSN-266-06-25794
SameAsB4
"Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com> wrote in message
news:016eq2hj2l1ncddch...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:16:40 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:14:38 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ Has Frothed:
>>
>>
>>
>>> 1, 2, 3 posts to my one. LOL. You jokers jump don't you. I have so
>>> much fun with all of you. What would Usenet be without you?
They liars also have their pants burning, you too.
>>>
>>> Altie
>>
>>Wow, what a feather in your cap.
>
> Thanks, MeatPlow.
>
> Altie
Shouldn't you be Ctrlly?
Onideus Mad Hatter
<eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote:
>
>"Meat Plow" <me...@meatplow.local> wrote in message
>news:pan.2007.01.12...@nntp.sun-meatplow.local...
>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:55:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter Has Frothed:
>>
>>>
>>
>> Damn dood fix your news reader. Your poasts are not getting thru.
>
>To get through the thick head of yours is not a requirement for any usenet
>post.
Ass->Plow is under the delusion that if he can pretend my posts aren't
there then they hurt less...I REALLY like the way he hides from
me...he, he, he...
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
SameAsB4
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:ir6eq2tu0sl4enro6...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:41:07 -0800, "SameAsB4"
> <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Meat Plow" <me...@meatplow.local> wrote in message
>>news:pan.2007.01.12...@nntp.sun-meatplow.local...
>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:55:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter Has Frothed:
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Damn dood fix your news reader. Your poasts are not getting thru.
>>
>>To get through the thick head of yours is not a requirement for any usenet
>>post.
>
> Ass->Plow is under the delusion that if he can pretend my posts aren't
> there then they hurt less...I REALLY like the way he hides from
> me...he, he, he...
Phlow thinks if it's only shameful for one of his socks, rest of them are
not affected. Then he applies that rule to each incident, thus become
forever invincible by shame.
Yougurt Sugir
Yougurt Sugir
"Frosty" < clau...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:140eq2pmrev3klk70...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:56:54 -0800 in 24hoursupport.helpdesk "Yougurt
> Sugir" <aj...@here.nu>, cocked his hammer and shot:
>>Why not fuck off, or post poetry.
>>
>>Well why not the former.
You have nothing to say, etc.
You can fuck off too.
You are posting to a poetry group, idiot.
(and no pornsite... what a pissant)
SameAsB4
"Yougurt Sugir" <aj...@here.nu> wrote in message
news:5ZqdnU7Ic66VsTrY...@giganews.com...
>
> "SameAsB4" <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
> news:k3rje.9...@news.alt.net...
>>
>> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com> wrote in message
>> news:016eq2hj2l1ncddch...@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:16:40 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:14:38 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ Has Frothed:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> 1, 2, 3 posts to my one. LOL. You jokers jump don't you. I have so
>>>>> much fun with all of you. What would Usenet be without you?
>>
>> They liars also have their pants burning, you too.
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Altie
>>>>
>>>>Wow, what a feather in your cap.
>>>
>>> Thanks, MeatPlow.
>>>
>>> Altie
>>
>> Shouldn't you be Ctrlly?
>
> Deli...
Smoked meat.
Yougurt Sugir
"SameAsB4" <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message news:k400f.m...@news.alt.net...
>
> "Yougurt Sugir" <aj...@here.nu> wrote in message news:5ZqdnU7Ic66VsTrY...@giganews.com...
>>
>> "SameAsB4" <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message news:k3rje.9...@news.alt.net...
>>>
>>> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com> wrote in message news:016eq2hj2l1ncddch...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:16:40 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:14:38 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ Has Frothed:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> 1, 2, 3 posts to my one. LOL. You jokers jump don't you. I have so
>>>>>> much fun with all of you. What would Usenet be without you?
>>>
>>> They liars also have their pants burning, you too.
>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Altie
>>>>>
>>>>>Wow, what a feather in your cap.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks, MeatPlow.
>>>>
>>>> Altie
>>>
>>> Shouldn't you be Ctrlly?
>>
>> Deli...
>
> Smoked meat.
Goat cheese
SameAsB4
>
> "SameAsB4" <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
> news:k400f.m...@news.alt.net...
>>
>> "Yougurt Sugir" <aj...@here.nu> wrote in message
>> news:5ZqdnU7Ic66VsTrY...@giganews.com...
>>>
>>> "SameAsB4" <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:k3rje.9...@news.alt.net...
>>>>
>>>> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com> wrote in message
>>>> news:016eq2hj2l1ncddch...@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:16:40 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:14:38 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ Has Frothed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 1, 2, 3 posts to my one. LOL. You jokers jump don't you. I have
>>>>>>> so
>>>>>>> much fun with all of you. What would Usenet be without you?
>>>>
>>>> They liars also have their pants burning, you too.
>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Altie
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Wow, what a feather in your cap.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks, MeatPlow.
>>>>>
>>>>> Altie
>>>>
>>>> Shouldn't you be Ctrlly?
>>>
>>> Deli...
>>
>> Smoked meat.
>
> Goat cheese
Beat soup.
Yougurt Sugir
"SameAsB4" <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message news:k412a.t...@news.alt.net...
>
> "Yougurt Sugir" <aj...@here.nu> wrote in message news:OJKdncmcNNZsszrY...@giganews.com...
>>
>> "SameAsB4" <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message news:k400f.m...@news.alt.net...
>>>
>>> "Yougurt Sugir" <aj...@here.nu> wrote in message news:5ZqdnU7Ic66VsTrY...@giganews.com...
>>>>
>>>> "SameAsB4" <eyeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message news:k3rje.9...@news.alt.net...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac..com> wrote in message news:016eq2hj2l1ncddch...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:16:40 -0500, Meat Plow <me...@meatplow.local>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:14:38 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ Has Frothed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 1, 2, 3 posts to my one. LOL. You jokers jump don't you. I have so
>>>>>>>> much fun with all of you. What would Usenet be without you?
>>>>>
>>>>> They liars also have their pants burning, you too.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Altie
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wow, what a feather in your cap.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thanks, MeatPlow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Altie
>>>>>
>>>>> Shouldn't you be Ctrlly?
>>>>
>>>> Deli...
>>>
>>> Smoked meat.
>>
>> Goat cheese
>
> Beat soup.
Onions weep.
Dennis M. Hammes
> 1, 2, 3 posts to my one. LOL. You jokers jump don't you. I have so
> much fun with all of you. What would Usenet be without you?
>
> Altie
Look, look. Come and see.
It just discovered that some of the colors and noises move when he
makes noises at them.
O, the Powower.
O, the Humanity!
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon.
http://scrawlmark.org
Dennis M. Hammes
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:56:54 -0800 in 24hoursupport.helpdesk "Yougurt
> Sugir" <aj...@here.nu>, cocked his hammer and shot:
>
>>Why not fuck off, or post poetry.
>>
>>Well why not the former.
>
There was an old Bishop whose clucking
Confessed he knew nothing of fucking;
Forget a good boff,
He can't even fuck off,
So he just has to settle for sucking.
Frosty
Sugir" <aj...@here.nu>, cocked his hammer and shot:
>
>"Frosty" < clau...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:140eq2pmrev3klk70...@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:56:54 -0800 in 24hoursupport.helpdesk "Yougurt
>> Sugir" <aj...@here.nu>, cocked his hammer and shot:
>>>Why not fuck off, or post poetry.
>>>
>>>Well why not the former.
>
>You have nothing to say, etc.
>
>You can fuck off too.
>
>You are posting to a poetry group, idiot.
>(and no pornsite... what a pissant)
There once was a man from LaPlace whose balls were made out of glass.
When they tinkled together they played Stormy Weather, and lightening
shot out of his ass.
Dennis M. Hammes
There was an old Bishop whose ass
Was a place where two fellas could pass
A whole day trading yuks
If they stayed in their trucks
And were careful to stay off the gas.
metro-golden-meower
<poll...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is...no one?
>
> 11 votes YES
> 06 votes NO
>
>Sorry, Rocky, but your troll as The Mekon barely missed the mark, as 11
>yes votes out of a total of 17 yes/no votes is 64.7% of the total.
never mind. i didn't think i'd get it. i've spent to much time pissing
a few people in auk off over the years.
>Yes/no votes on AUK require a two-thirds supermajority to pass, so you
>fell 2% short. Perhaps The Flonk start their own awards for UPA. After
>all, the alt.flame awards have collapsed, so a niche has opened up in
>the ecology of the Empire of Meow.
there is more than one award for upa in auk? what are they as i've
only seen the one for trolling, i've not seen any others?
as for upa awards in the flonk, we wouldn't do it as it'd be against
the faq and general attitude of the ng.
--
metro-golden-meower
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Demon Lord of Confusion
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
> On 09 Jan 2007 11:04:08 GMT, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>
>> The winner is...no one?
>>
>> 11 votes YES
>> 06 votes NO
>>
>>Sorry, Rocky, but your troll as The Mekon barely missed the mark, as 11
>>yes votes out of a total of 17 yes/no votes is 64.7% of the total.
>
> never mind. i didn't think i'd get it. i've spent to much time pissing a
> few people in auk off over the years.
>
>>Yes/no votes on AUK require a two-thirds supermajority to pass, so you
>>fell 2% short. Perhaps The Flonk start their own awards for UPA. After
>>all, the alt.flame awards have collapsed, so a niche has opened up in the
>>ecology of the Empire of Meow.
>
> there is more than one award for upa in auk? what are they as i've only
> seen the one for trolling, i've not seen any others?
There's also the Hammer of Thor. Not given out very often, that -- tends
to be a bit exclusive. Very posh.
> as for upa awards in the flonk, we wouldn't do it as it'd be against the
> faq and general attitude of the ng.
Too much like work...;-{P}
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The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
metro-golden-meower
<verwa...@verwirren.confused> wrote:
>On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:40:23 +0000, metro-golden-meower attempted to
>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>> On 09 Jan 2007 11:04:08 GMT, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>
>>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>>
>>> The winner is...no one?
>>>
>>> 11 votes YES
>>> 06 votes NO
>>>
>>>Sorry, Rocky, but your troll as The Mekon barely missed the mark, as 11
>>>yes votes out of a total of 17 yes/no votes is 64.7% of the total.
>>
>> never mind. i didn't think i'd get it. i've spent to much time pissing a
>> few people in auk off over the years.
>>
>>>Yes/no votes on AUK require a two-thirds supermajority to pass, so you
>>>fell 2% short. Perhaps The Flonk start their own awards for UPA. After
>>>all, the alt.flame awards have collapsed, so a niche has opened up in the
>>>ecology of the Empire of Meow.
>>
>> there is more than one award for upa in auk? what are they as i've only
>> seen the one for trolling, i've not seen any others?
>
>There's also the Hammer of Thor. Not given out very often, that -- tends
>to be a bit exclusive. Very posh.
how many green shield stamps do i have to save up to get that one?
>> as for upa awards in the flonk, we wouldn't do it as it'd be against the
>> faq and general attitude of the ng.
>
>Too much like work...;-{P}
fuck yeah. we're all generaly lazy bastards. about all i can be arsed
to do is a little trolling and pretending to be a 'flamer' and
'flaming' anyone stupid enough to get trolled into a 'flamewar'.
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>Allt utan blöja går att töja.
(translation: 'everything without nappies, diapers to you dumb jank
fuckheads, can be stretched'.)
>-"Sex är kul men det gör ont."
> (Lisa, 3 år).
(translation: 'sex is fun but it hurts. (lisa, 3 years old)'.)
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The God of Odd Statements
state:
> On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:59:51 GMT, Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:40:23 +0000, metro-golden-meower attempted to
>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>> On 09 Jan 2007 11:04:08 GMT, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>>
>>>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>>>
>>>> The winner is...no one?
>>>>
>>>> 11 votes YES
>>>> 06 votes NO
>>>>
>>>>Sorry, Rocky, but your troll as The Mekon barely missed the mark, as 11
>>>>yes votes out of a total of 17 yes/no votes is 64.7% of the total.
>>>
>>> never mind. i didn't think i'd get it. i've spent to much time pissing
>>> a few people in auk off over the years.
>>>
>>>>Yes/no votes on AUK require a two-thirds supermajority to pass, so you
>>>>fell 2% short. Perhaps The Flonk start their own awards for UPA.
>>>>After all, the alt.flame awards have collapsed, so a niche has opened
>>>>up in the ecology of the Empire of Meow.
>>>
>>> there is more than one award for upa in auk? what are they as i've only
>>> seen the one for trolling, i've not seen any others?
>>
>>There's also the Hammer of Thor. Not given out very often, that -- tends
>>to be a bit exclusive. Very posh.
>
> how many green shield stamps do i have to save up to get that one?
Oh, hundreds. _And_ you have to smack around a bunch of k00ks.
>>> as for upa awards in the flonk, we wouldn't do it as it'd be against
>>> the faq and general attitude of the ng.
>>
>>Too much like work...;-{P}
>
> fuck yeah. we're all generaly lazy bastards. about all i can be arsed to
> do is a little trolling and pretending to be a 'flamer' and 'flaming'
> anyone stupid enough to get trolled into a 'flamewar'.
Lazy lazy.
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Demon Lord of Confusion
COOSN-029-06-71069
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered!
"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
"No man in History, including JESUS CHRIST, has directly revealed to
the World the SATANIC WEAPON used to enslave mankind -- INTELLECTUAL
THOUGHT!!" -- Ray Karczewski repeatedly proves his words in every post
he makes
metro-golden-meower
maybe on one of the web pages for auk there could be a list of
kookologist to help save any getting abuzed by accident.
>>>> as for upa awards in the flonk, we wouldn't do it as it'd be against
>>>> the faq and general attitude of the ng.
>>>
>>>Too much like work...;-{P}
>>
>> fuck yeah. we're all generaly lazy bastards. about all i can be arsed to
>> do is a little trolling and pretending to be a 'flamer' and 'flaming'
>> anyone stupid enough to get trolled into a 'flamewar'.
>
>Lazy lazy.
busted.
Jade hasn't said anything about this nym yet...
this is on-topic for alt.flame
--
jade hasn't said anything about my new sig, either.
The God of Odd Statements
state:
But then there'd be fewer opportunities for foam! After all, k00ks can
check websites, too. Monkey-man wouldn't be nearly as funny if he knew
which nyms aren't mine, after all.
>>>>> as for upa awards in the flonk, we wouldn't do it as it'd be against
>>>>> the faq and general attitude of the ng.
>>>>
>>>>Too much like work...;-{P}
>>>
>>> fuck yeah. we're all generaly lazy bastards. about all i can be arsed
>>> to do is a little trolling and pretending to be a 'flamer' and
>>> 'flaming' anyone stupid enough to get trolled into a 'flamewar'.
>>
>>Lazy lazy.
>
> busted.
Yer *nicked*, mate!
metro-golden-meower
alt.flame has a topic or topics? since when?
>--
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metro-golden-meower
true. its not like there is such a thing as a kookologist who cannot
defend themself from any kind of abuse or being flamed.
>>>>>> as for upa awards in the flonk, we wouldn't do it as it'd be against
>>>>>> the faq and general attitude of the ng.
>>>>>
>>>>>Too much like work...;-{P}
>>>>
>>>> fuck yeah. we're all generaly lazy bastards. about all i can be arsed
>>>> to do is a little trolling and pretending to be a 'flamer' and
>>>> 'flaming' anyone stupid enough to get trolled into a 'flamewar'.
>>>
>>>Lazy lazy.
>>
>> busted.
>
>Yer *nicked*, mate!
just as long as its not by the met, those cunts are renown for police
violence and brutality.
The God of Odd Statements
state:
Not really, no. Not from k00ks.
>>>>>>> as for upa awards in the flonk, we wouldn't do it as it'd be
>>>>>>> against the faq and general attitude of the ng.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Too much like work...;-{P}
>>>>>
>>>>> fuck yeah. we're all generaly lazy bastards. about all i can be arsed
>>>>> to do is a little trolling and pretending to be a 'flamer' and
>>>>> 'flaming' anyone stupid enough to get trolled into a 'flamewar'.
>>>>
>>>>Lazy lazy.
>>>
>>> busted.
>>
>>Yer *nicked*, mate!
>
> just as long as its not by the met, those cunts are renown for police
> violence and brutality.
Nah, only by the Usenet Snark Police. Lucky for you, the USP don't have
the budget for international policing, so it's all virtual.
SameAsB4
"Art Deco" <erfc...@usa.net> wrote in message
news:090120072154586789%erfc...@usa.net...
> False prophet Andrew B. Chung spammed:
>
>>burning netcabal demon wrote:
>>> burning netcabal demon wrote:
>>>
>>> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>> >
>>> > The winner is...<snip>
>>>
>>> Oops!
>>
>>Behold in awe and amazement as holy fire from heaven continues to
>>consume netcabal.com and its demon:
>
> Just more of your idiocy, Chung, and I see you've run away from
> answering the points I raised again. No surprise, really.
Art you capable of asking me a question and not getting it answered and your
ass flammed at same time? Try it, it would be fun to find out.
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> "Art Deco" wrote...
>> False prophet Andrew B. Chung spammed:
>>>burning netcabal demon wrote:
>>>> burning netcabal demon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>>> >
>>>> > The winner is...<snip>
>>>>
>>>> Oops!
>>>
>>>Behold in awe and amazement as holy fire from heaven continues to
>>>consume netcabal.com and its demon:
>>
>> Just more of your idiocy, Chung, and I see you've run away from
>> answering the points I raised again. No surprise, really.
>
> Art you capable of asking me a question and not getting it answered and
> your ass flammed at same time? Try it, it would be fun to find out.
I think it's much more fun to ridicule you for your gibberish.
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Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069
"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3a...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>
The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
metro-golden-meower
thank fuck you've not heard of interpol and no it does'nt mean a pole
with a current passport who likes to travel.
The Secretary of HomIntern
> On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:11:49 -0800, SameAsB4 sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> "Art Deco" wrote...
>>> False prophet Andrew B. Chung spammed:
>>>> burning netcabal demon wrote:
>>>>> burning netcabal demon wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The winner is...<snip>
>>>>> Oops!
>>>> Behold in awe and amazement as holy fire from heaven continues to
>>>> consume netcabal.com and its demon:
>>> Just more of your idiocy, Chung, and I see you've run away from
>>> answering the points I raised again. No surprise, really.
>> Art you capable of asking me a question and not getting it answered and
>> your ass flammed at same time? Try it, it would be fun to find out.
>
> I think it's much more fun to ridicule you for your gibberish.
>
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
Yeah, you'd be fucked if I had. That is, if laziness were illegal.
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> thank fuck you've not heard of interpol and no it does'nt mean a pole
> with a current passport who likes to travel.
>
The former John Paul II was a positive Pole, very enlightening, but
he never left the Vatican much because he could only visit Upper Volta.
He had a voltage passport.
metro-golden-meower
procrastination was my best friend until the lazy fucktard didn't
bother coming around to see me any more.
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
and screamed:
I stole him from you.
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
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working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
metro-golden-meower
for all these years i thought he stopped coming around 'cause he was
just to lazy. is there a ransom i have to pay to get him back?
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
and screamed:
Yes, a round tuit.
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Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
Jade hasn't said anything about this nym yet...
alt.flame is now moderated. where you been?
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jade hasn't said anything about my new sig, either.
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