Dr. Chung...
Lew Bates
on this matter although Dr. Chung should certainly take note. What the
poster is trying to convey is that Dr. Chung should practice what he
preaches, he doesn't and that is clear on his home page where his hobbies
are listed.
1 John 2:15-17
Do not love the world or the things in the world. If any one loves the
world, love for the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the
lust of the flesh and the lust of the eyes and the pride of life, is not of
the Father but is of the world. And the world passes away, and the lust of
it; but he who does the will of God abides for ever.
Sandra Bullock
By Jason Kovar
Following the box office success of The Craft, Hollywood was quick to
produce Practical Magic, a movie extolling a family of witches. Practical
Magic picked up the ball where The Craft left off, filling in the
ideological gaps of witchcraft, all the while beckoning the viewer into
participation. One of Satan's angles in witchcraft is to convince people
that he is not real and only a made up fantasy. This lie is also presented
in the film when Sandra Bullock's character states: "There's no Devil in the
Craft." Touting such illusions only serves to remove the fear of God from
people's hearts and furthers Satan's deception, which only encourages sinful
depravations.
Witches do indeed submit servitude to Satan through their rejection of
God. The truth be known, LaVey acknowledges this in his book The Satanic
Witch. He emphasizes:
"The witch has made a pact with the Devil and through rituals dedicated to
him gains her power. In order to be a successful witch, one does have to
make a pact with the Devil..."
Sadly, witchcraft is being presented to our youth as a latent gift that
need only be awakened and realized. Practical Magic film dialogue carried
this faulty line of reasoning:
"They feared her because she had a gift, a power that has been passed on
to you children. She had the gift of magic and it was this very gift that
saved her life."
Hey, my little witch, let's go inside and do some spells.... You've been
blessed with a gift."
These dialogues mirror and represent the true perspectives of those who
produced the film. Director Griffin Dunne comments, "The characters use of
magic is a more practical, almost holistic approach that seems like a gift
that virtually anyone could have." Actress Sandra Bullock similarly
confesses to her witchcraft inclinations. Of her abilities, she says:
"It's almost like it's my conscience and my devil all in one. It's almost
like I can read minds at this point. Instinct or intuition or a sixth
sense-that's like our gift."
Bullock promotes and believes in the same satanic lie as the movie. Like
Crowley, who sought to open peoples minds just enough to present his satanic
poisons, Bullock also encourages the youth to leave their minds at the door
and accept a poisonous agenda: "The magic only exists if you allow it. If
you open yourself up to the possibilities of it."
Her involvement with witchcraft extends far beyond a simple acting job.
Empire magazine wrote:
"About witchcraft, it is Sandra Bullock who does most of the talking.
Consider her thoughts on the notion of everyday magic: 'I believe, though,
in people's spirit and ability to create things that can go way beyond what
we can explain logically.... about the belief in yourself and whatever
powers you have, whether society believes in it or not.'"
Such explanations echo one of Bullocks favorite films, The Wizard of Oz.
Longtime friend Matthew McConaughey says of Bullock, "You are a witch. But
you're a good witch."
This "white" or "good witch" fallacy has become a mainstream delusion in
our day. There is no difference between a good witch or bad witches inasmuch
as they draw their power from the same source: Satan. More importantly, the
Word of God does not differentiate between the two, but condemns them both
as well. (Deuteronomy 18) Anton LaVey, founder of the Church of Satan,
admits:
"White magic is supposedly utilized only for good or unselfish purposes,
and black magic, we are told, is used only for selfish or evil reasons.
Satanism draws no such dividing line."
Satanists recognize Satan as the true locus of ennoblement for all occult
pursuits. Hollywood is continuously setting the virtual reality bait through
film promotions aimed at young women and men in order to snag their souls.
Holly Marie Combs, who stars in the weekly TV show Charmed, echoes the same
lie about its consistent portrayals of witchcraft: "We're good witches.
We're ver good witches. We do things o help people not harm them." If Satan
can convince people that they can dabble in a white magic and somehow remain
free from his evil control by distancing himself from it, then more
initiates will be drawn in to the occult delusion.
As the executive producer for Practical Magic, Sandra Bullock's own
production company, Fortis Films, had a major stake in her promoting
witchcraft as publicly amiable. Her inherent beliefs adequately reflect and
parallel the delineation of the story. Of the abominable practice of
witchcraft in Practical Magic, Bullock says, "Even though this is set in
fantasy it's the greatest message I think in unifying women in supporting
each other." Bullock's diabolical messages purpose to transform society for
embracing the occult. Upon the release of the movie she admitted, "I'm in a
place right now where I want to change opinion." Anton LaVey knows how, with
his help, these films help to push people over the edge into witchcraft.
LaVey says:
"I don't see any true reason to readily discount the movie and TV image of
the witch, because I think that whatever popular image is most flattering
should be utilized and sustained whenever possible. People will believe what
they want to believe and the current image of a witch is the most intriguing
and glamorous that has yet to appear." Elsewhere he says, "As Satanism grows
more mainstream, whether people agree with our philosophy or not, our
standards and ideals will prevail."
The wicked inclinations in this world will pass away because the joy of
the godless is momentary. In the end the Word of God will truly prevail at
Jesus Christ's Second Coming. Until then, we must be certain of our faith
and make our calling and election sure. Strengthen your mind in the things
above and not in the things in this life. God is waiting to spend time with
you and longs to hear your voice. Do you for Him? If not, ask him to make it
so and to change your heart in whatever area is in need of transformation.
If the world can give their time to Hollywood's lies, ought not Christians
give time to the one who created us, died for us, and rose for us?
http://www.goodfight.org/hwsbullock.html
Good Day Dr. Chung and thanks for taking the time to read,
Lew Bates Ph.D
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>
> The information below does not represent the posters beliefs or feelings
> on this matter although Dr. Chung should certainly take note. What the
> poster is trying to convey is that Dr. Chung should practice what he
> preaches, he doesn't and that is clear on his home page where his hobbies
> are listed.
>
> 1 John 2:15-17
>
> Do not love the world or the things in the world. If any one loves the
> world, love for the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the
> lust of the flesh and the lust of the eyes and the pride of life, is not of
> the Father but is of the world. And the world passes away, and the lust of
> it; but he who does the will of God abides for ever.
>
> Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock is not a thing though it is clear you have objectified
her.
Instead, she is a neighbor as you are a neighbor.
"Love your neighbor as you would love yourself." -- LORD Jesus Christ
Amen.
This victory belongs to GOD, Whom I love with all my heart, soul,
mind, and strength:'
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Reverently fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world:
http://TruthRUS.org/DreadNought
May you wisely choose to surrender to HIM by publicly declaring with
your mouth that "Jesus is LORD:"
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/TheWay
Prayerfully in Jesus' ever-lasting love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
May HIS immortal brethren pray for our dying mortal friends and
neighbors:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Especially dear Bob(this one) Pastorio:
http://bobs-amanuensis.livejournal.com/4211.html
http://pics.livejournal.com/bobs_amanuensis/pic/0000z24f/g1
Lew Bates
1 John 2:15-17
Do not love the world or the things in the world. If any one loves the
world, love for the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the
lust of the flesh and the lust of the eyes and the pride of life, is not of
the Father but is of the world. And the world passes away, and the lust of
it; but he who does the will of God abides for ever.
Sandra Bullock
http://www.goodfight.org/hwsbullock.html
The views expressed in this article do not encapsulate my views as they are
for Dr. Chung's veiwing pleasure, on his home page, he admits to having a
preference for Sandra Bullock and her movies. Dr. Chung, is this not "of
the world?"
Lew Bates
Condemned and Stricken Flying Rat
> The views expressed in this article do not encapsulate my views as they are
> for Dr. Chung's veiwing pleasure, on his home page, he admits to having a
> preference for Sandra Bullock and her movies. Dr. Chung, is this not "of
> the world?"
>
>
>
>
>
> Lew Bates
>
If that doesn't get you on the 'convicted' list....
FR
--
Andrew Chung:
Is a frequent and proven liar (evidence archived forever on Google)
Has lost numerous NNTP accounts with supernews and others, has had many
Google accounts nuked, and his vanity domain heartmdphd.com is now
banned from setting up accounts. He is instead using multiple Google
sock accounts and email addresses in the format love#@thetruth.com (#
being a number)
Is unemployed after being sacked with cause from his one and only job
after just over 80 days
Fled the state of Florida, and now claims to practice in Georgia despite
having no admission priveliges in the State's hospitals
Runs a phony foundation with a total declared income of circa $200, the
ownership and contact details of which are obfuscated on its website
Makes failed prophecies concerning earthquakes with areas and dates,
which don't happen (remember the bible quotes about false prophets)
Performed a public attempt at 'exorcising' a Malaysian sock on usenet,
then denied doing it. He has recently reversed position again and admits
to practicing exorcism by usenet, proving himself a liar in the process.
Promotes a dangerous diet, with a million dollar guarantee that he
demands thirty dollars to access details of. This despite being
unemployed. His soliciting and spamming for donations looks to be
similar to the Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud, where victims pay money
upfront in the hope of coming into riches but find they have merely
bought into a lie. Part of his advice is to pour nail polish remover
onto food.
Declares he has a cardiology practice despite posting night and day from
the same IP address (his home presumably) or a coffee shop internet cafe
Makes further false prophecies that we should now be all dying in a bird
flu pandemic. When these fail to happen, he does them all over again and
changes the dates. Nuclear war is another Chung spciality, which
naturally doesn't happen when he says it is going to.
Worships evil hatemonger Fred Phelps and will not denounce the acts of
Westboro's congregation. He even accuses someone with the name Phelps of
being Fred's son and refuses to accept he is completely wrong.
Uses the same patter as Pat Robertson, indicating his religious activity
is confined to watching cable TV. No evidence Chung has ever attended a
church.
Has a tendency to cyberstalk, particularly women. His wife fled some
time ago to another state, an act which Chung tries to pass of as "being
on vacation".
Frequently passes himself off as being qualified in areas such as
endocrinology, despite making incredibly fundamental blunders in his
'advice'. It is no wonder the Florida heart facility terminated him, and
has publicly denounced his version of events. Again archived on Google.
Don't forget the fake fast, where he didn't lose any weight, as well as
the infamous 666 stamping fiasco.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > convicted neighbor Lew Bates wrote:
>
> > >1 John 2:15-17
>
> > > Do not love the world or the things in the world. If any one loves the
> > > world, love for the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the
> > > lust of the flesh and the lust of the eyes and the pride of life, is not of
> > > the Father but is of the world. And the world passes away, and the lust of
> > > it; but he who does the will of God abides for ever.
> > >
> > > Sandra Bullock
> >
> >
> 1 John 2:15-17
>
> Do not love the world or the things in the world. If any one loves the
> world, love for the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the
> lust of the flesh and the lust of the eyes and the pride of life, is not of
> the Father but is of the world. And the world passes away, and the lust of
> it; but he who does the will of God abides for ever.
>
> Sandra Bullock
Your perseveration and obsession with Sandra Bullock simply shows that
you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
It remains my choice to refrain from judging others like Sandra
Bullock per the kind and helpful suggestion of LORD Jesus Christ
(Matthew 7:1-2).
You would be wise to do likewise.
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way, dear neighbor Lew whom I love
unconditionally.
Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister
wrote:
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
>
> It remains my choice to refrain from judging others
I just love your intricately studied exercises in hypocrisy,
Earthquack.
..
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote in message
news:1174685607.4...@l75g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
Have you won any kOoK awards yet?
Pastor Kutchie
And, of course, there's your use ad nauseam of the word
"perseverated". LoL.
Pastor Kutchie
This victory belongs to the Gerbil That Ate The Old Universe, Then
Farted, the creator of absolutely everything - this time round.
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
was laughing at the antics of .., when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote...
>
> Have you won any kOoK awards yet?
>
>> convicted neighbor again Lew Bates perseverated:
>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>> > convicted neighbor Lew Bates wrote:
Has Andrew Chung won any k00k awards?!?
Kookle Search Results
29 matches for "Chung".
Dr. Andrew B Chung
Rookie Kook of the Year, 2006
Coward of the Year, 2006
Bardley Annual "Whining Baby New Year" Award, 2007
Kook of the Month, June 2006
Golden Killfile, November 2006
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, June 2006
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, February 2007
Looney Maroon Award, June 2006
Looney Maroon Award, August 2006
Looney Maroon Award, January 2007
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, January 2007
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, January 2007
Coward of the Month, October 2006
Coward of the Month, November 2006
Coward of the Month, December 2006
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, October 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, December 2006
Busted Urinal Award
Unabomber Surprise
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #24
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
Goofy Azzed Babboon
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award
Fr00tcake, 2006
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award, Easter Weekend 2006
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award, Thanksgiving 2006
www.heartmdphd.com [Dr. Andrew B Chung]
Richbull.com Memorial Award for Kooksite of the Year, 2006
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killer snot monster."
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"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
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"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
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"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
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"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker
Art Deco
<mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
Note that this listing doesn't show the AFA-B awards he just recently
scooped.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
percy
All in less than a year. He was introduced for the Rubber Turkey during
a screedfest following his failed Apocalypse prediction of March 29 2006.
It's been a fun-filled year.
Vicki
convict #39
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> >> satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> >>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> >>>> convicted neighbor again Lew Bates perseverated:
> >>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> >>>>>>convicted neighbor Lew Bates wrote:
> >>
Actually the prophecy of Revelation 6:12 concerning a total solar
eclipse was fulfilled on 03.29.2006 in a manner predicted by
astronomers.
This was witnessed by many in Turkey in close proximity to where the
seven ancient churches of Christ are situated and as Apostle John had
witnessed nearly 2000 years ago while exiled on the isle of Patmos.
It remains a testament to GOD's amazing mercy and grace that the
possibility of the "great earthquake" being extremely devastating (ie
possibly global) was not realized.
> It's been a fun-filled year.
The "Great Tribulation" will not be fun.
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way, dear neighbor Vicki whom I love
unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Jesus' ever-lasting love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
May HIS immortal brethren pray for our dying mortal friends and
neighbors:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Especially dear Bob(this one) Pastorio:
http://bobs-amanuensis.livejournal.com/4211.html
http://pics.livejournal.com/bobs_amanuensis/pic/0000z24f/g1
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Art Deco
another email address spewed:
I had fresh grapefruit for breakfast this morning, Andy, bring on more
of the great tribulation.
Kurt Gavin
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote in message
> It remains my choice to refrain from judging others like Sandra
> Bullock per the kind and helpful suggestion of LORD Jesus Christ
> (Matthew 7:1-2).
Quack quack.
Quacker -- heal thyself http://www.evilbible.com/
Kurt Gavin
Cary Kittrell
And a mere 5900 miles, or one-quarter of the globe, from Tokyo.
>
> It remains a testament to GOD's amazing mercy and grace that the
> possibility of the "great earthquake" being extremely devastating (ie
> possibly global) was not realized.
-- cary
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Apostle John felt the great earthquake while in heaven after
witnessing the Lamb opening the sixth seal. For this reason, the
earthquake could have happened anywhere on earth.
> > It remains a testament to GOD's amazing mercy and grace that the
> > possibility of the "great earthquake" being extremely devastating (ie
> > possibly global) was not realized.
May GOD bless you.
Art Deco
another email address spewed:
>> > Actually the prophecy of Revelation 6:12 concerning a total solar
>> > eclipse was fulfilled on 03.29.2006 in a manner predicted by
>> > astronomers.
>> >
>> > This was witnessed by many in Turkey in close proximity to where the
>> > seven ancient churches of Christ are situated and as Apostle John had
>> > witnessed nearly 2000 years ago while exiled on the isle of Patmos.
>>
>> And a mere 5900 miles, or one-quarter of the globe, from Tokyo.
>
>Apostle John felt the great earthquake while in heaven after
>witnessing the Lamb opening the sixth seal. For this reason, the
>earthquake could have happened anywhere on earth.
Hahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nice backpedal, Chung, and coupled with more evidence that you are
hearing voices again.
Kurt Gavin
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote in message
news:1174941266.8...@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> Apostle John felt the great earthquake while in heaven after
> witnessing the Lamb opening the sixth seal. For this reason, the
> earthquake could have happened anywhere on earth.
Quack, quack.
Cary Kittrell
And thus you issued an unfalsfiable "advisory" How conveeeenient.
-- cary
Demon Lord of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" writes:
>> convicted neighbor percy who is stricken with diabetes wrote:
>> > satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>> > > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
YAY! I hace been PROMOTED!
Not far at all. No, really. Just a short walk.
>> It remains a testament to GOD's amazing mercy and grace that the
>> possibility of the "great earthquake" being extremely devastating (ie
>> possibly global) was not realized.
Lame excuse, false prophet.
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"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
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I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.
"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>
Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.
"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>
"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$8826...@free.teranews.com>
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"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
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If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
Art Deco
<popesnarky...@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>On Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:17:22 +0000, Cary Kittrell attempted to confuse the
>issue further by squeaking:
>> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" writes:
>>> convicted neighbor percy who is stricken with diabetes wrote:
>>> > satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>> > > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>
>YAY! I hace been PROMOTED!
Well done, sir!
>
>>> > >> satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>> > >>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>> > >>>> convicted neighbor again Lew Bates perseverated:
>>> > >>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>> > >>>>>>convicted neighbor Lew Bates wrote:
His little attribution games are so juvenile.
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
> Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>On Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:17:22 +0000, Cary Kittrell attempted to confuse
>>the issue further by squeaking:
>>> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" writes:
>>>> convicted neighbor percy who is stricken with diabetes wrote:
>>>> > satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>>> > > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>
>>YAY! I hace been PROMOTED!
>
> Well done, sir!
<breathes on knuckles> <buffs lapel>
>>>> > >> satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>>> > >>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>> > >>>> convicted neighbor again Lew Bates perseverated:
>>>> > >>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>> > >>>>>>convicted neighbor Lew Bates wrote:
>
> His little attribution games are so juvenile.
Positively saucerheadesque...Note a certain new monkeylink in my sig.
--
________________________________________________________________________
PorscheMonkey4Life COOSN-029-06-71069
Butcher Knife Natalia
Usenet Ruiner #5; Top Asshole #3; Official Chung Demon
Official Chung Demon
No holy posting of any kind, to email.
Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a
killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I
did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire
Slayer
"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor
Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
The MonkeyLJ: http://porchmonkey.livejournal.com/ -- nuked!
8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?
I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABw...@204.153.245.131>
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pi...@204.153.244.170>
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.
Henry Schmidt
> Hail Eris! On Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:56:19 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
> was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
> tears:
>> Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>> On Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:17:22 +0000, Cary Kittrell attempted to confuse
>>> the issue further by squeaking:
>>>> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" writes:
>>>>> convicted neighbor percy who is stricken with diabetes wrote:
>>>>>> satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>>>>>> satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>> YAY! I hace been PROMOTED!
>> Well done, sir!
>
> <breathes on knuckles> <buffs lapel>
>
>>>>>>>> satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> convicted neighbor again Lew Bates perseverated:
>>>>>>>>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> convicted neighbor Lew Bates wrote:
>> His little attribution games are so juvenile.
>
> Positively saucerheadesque...Note a certain new monkeylink in my sig.
>
"I love horse c0ck, ..." -- DevHole admits his love of horse penis
publicly for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16....@statements.likeyours>
"When a gerbil starts kicking around inside of me, I feel all good
inside." -- DevHole gives one reason why he loves gerbil stuffing in, "I
love horse c0ck, ..." -- DevHole admits his love of horse penis publicly
for the first tim, in Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.05....@statements.likeyours>
"I hate getting anal stitches. My daddy never lets me heal properly." --
DevHole whines about the after effects of his daddy bunghole rapings in
, message-Id: <pan.2007.01.29....@statements.likeyours>
"I had my first mental breakdown when my mommy made me eat her out. It
was then that I know that I was gonna be a bottomboy." -- DevHole
describes his path to homosexuality in, Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.16....@statements.likeyours>
"My daddy gave me a pony for my 11th birthday. Little did he know the
pony was riding me too." -- DevHole descrines his path to bestiality in,
Message-Id: <pan.2007.01.17....@statements.likeyours>
"My parents excepted the fact that I love horse genitalia. I haven't
told them about my cravings for gerbils yet. " -- DevHole tries to let
his parents in on his trisexuality in. Message-Id:
<pan.2007.01.03....@statements.likeyours>
Art Deco
<mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>Hail Eris! On Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:56:19 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in
>tears:
>> Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>>On Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:17:22 +0000, Cary Kittrell attempted to confuse
>>>the issue further by squeaking:
>>>> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" writes:
>>>>> convicted neighbor percy who is stricken with diabetes wrote:
>>>>> > satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>>>> > > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>>
>>>YAY! I hace been PROMOTED!
>>
>> Well done, sir!
>
><breathes on knuckles> <buffs lapel>
>
>>>>> > >> satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
>>>>> > >>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>>> > >>>> convicted neighbor again Lew Bates perseverated:
>>>>> > >>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>>> > >>>>>>convicted neighbor Lew Bates wrote:
>>
>> His little attribution games are so juvenile.
>
>Positively saucerheadesque...Note a certain new monkeylink in my sig.
Oh that is truly sad. Is he/she/it capable of counting to 30?
<sniff>
Porsche Monkey For Life
dribbled:
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
>
>> [quoted text muted]
>
> Oh that is truly sad. Is he/she/it capable of counting to 30?
>
> <sniff>
Well, allegedly -- he (PM4L) claims to have been a math major at
university/college.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
The original "Henry Schmidt"
COOSN-029-06-71069
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABw...@204.153.245.131>
================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew
So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.
Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
Grading scale follows questions.
Have they ever :
1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.
3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*
4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".
5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.
6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.
7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.
8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.
9. Made a spelling flame. (*)
10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.
11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)
12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.
13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.
In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"
3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.
4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.
5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.
6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.
7. Defended a well known kook.
8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.
9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.
10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.
11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.
12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')
13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.
In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.
3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.
4. Mail-bombed anyone.
5. Spammed a newsgroup.
6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.
7. Lost an account due to abuse.
8. Won a kook award.
9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)
(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)
10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.
11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.
12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.
13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.
14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?
(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.
11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.
26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.
36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.
51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.