Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006
Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW
Vote Wrangler wrote:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2006 Usenet Kook Awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
> discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote
> for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup
> other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an
> incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been
> disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared
> non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on November 8th to cast your votes. Vote
> wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
> <http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dave Moore
> Tim Bolen
> Warhol
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> acytra
> Ken Pangborn
> Kurt Gavin
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew Chung
> Jonathan Kamens
> Pamela Russell
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andre Lieven
> Sampath
> Tim Bolen
> Warhol
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
> Sampath
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andre Lieven
> Andrew Chung
> gb6724
> Tim Bolen
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> connor_a
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Tim Bolen
> Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Martha Vandella
> PL
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andre Lieven
> Tim Bolen
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Tim Bolen
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> gb6724
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
> [hanson]
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Lucifer Morning Star Angel of Death
>
> KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Steven Ray Winter
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
> Raymond Karczewski trained by Chadwick Stone
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> spooge
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Andrew Chung
> Richard Scoville
> Tom Bishop
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga of
> rec.arts.poems
> The Big-8 Management Board
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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TigerLily
<BiGWhi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.11.01....@meow.fuckhead...
> >
> > LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Andre Lieven
> > Sampath
> > Tim Bolen
> > Warhol
> > None of the above
> > Abstain
> >
> > GOLDEN KILLFILE
> > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or
abstain)
> >
> > alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
> > Sampath
> > Neither of the above
> > Abstain
> >
> > JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Andre Lieven
> > Andrew Chung
> > gb6724
> > Tim Bolen
> > None of the above
> > Abstain
Andrew Chung ! ! !
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/dream.asp
This victory belongs to GOD, Whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Laus Deo ! Marana tha ! ! !
Your consolation prize is eternal life if you choose to surrender to
Him:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD in His infinite mercy and grace keep your heart beating to give
you time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor Kate (aka
TigerLily) whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
> to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
One day Microsoft will recode "block sender" to mean "block sender even
if the thread is watched."
But since you're here, Andrew, allow me to point out that your kooky
narcissism does not reflect on God in any way. You are no more capable
of diminishing God by your ill-behavior than were Jimmy Swaggart or Jim
Bakker. Only God can diminish God.
Nonetheless, you are discouraging to those who might otherwise choose to
come to Him, so I suspect God disapproves of you wholeheartedly.
Moreover, I do truly believe that if He were in the habit of voting, He
would cast His vote for you in all relevant categories.
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phčdre nó Delaunay
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Redirecting all such praise and glory to GOD whom I love with all my
heart, soul, mind, and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Laus Deo !
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor Rhonda whom
I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
> willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> High praise coming from an atheist.
First of all, I'm not an atheist.
Second of all, I compared you to Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker, Andrew.
I don't know any Christians who would perceive that to be praise.
> Redirecting all such praise and glory to GOD whom I love with all my
> heart, soul, mind, and strength:
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
>
> Laus Deo !
>
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor Rhonda whom
> I love unconditionally.
You do not comprehend the meaning of the concept, Andrew. "Unconditional
love" is not about words, but about actions. And compulsive posting to
usenet doesn't count.
A true demonstration of unconditional love will occur right here in this
thread later today when KMonster forbears to plonk me for replying to
you. Heaven only knows, though, I wouldn't blame him if he did.
> Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
>
> Andrew <><
>
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling
>>> you to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
>>
>> One day Microsoft will recode "block sender" to mean "block sender
>> even if the thread is watched."
>>
>> But since you're here, Andrew, allow me to point out that your kooky
>> narcissism does not reflect on God in any way. You are no more
>> capable of diminishing God by your ill-behavior than were Jimmy
>> Swaggart or Jim Bakker. Only God can diminish God.
>>
>> Nonetheless, you are discouraging to those who might otherwise
>> choose to come to Him, so I suspect God disapproves of you
>> wholeheartedly. Moreover, I do truly believe that if He were in the
>> habit of voting, He would cast His vote for you in all relevant
>> categories.
>>
>> --
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk
>>
>> Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
>> willing to inflict on others. Phčdre nó Delaunay
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phčdre nó Delaunay
Tahmasp
Dave Moore
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
Ken Pangborn
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Abstain
>>
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Sampath
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Sampath
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Andrew Chung
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> connor_a
yes
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Tim Bolen
>> TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Martha Vandella
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Tim Bolen
>> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Tim Bolen
yes
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Alexa Cameron
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Lucifer Morning Star Angel of Death
yes
>>
>> KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Steven Ray Winter
Yes
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> spooge
yes
>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
Andrew Chung
>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
Abstain
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> > High praise coming from an atheist.
>
> First of all, I'm not an atheist.
Glad to read this.
> Second of all, I compared you to Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker, Andrew.
> I don't know any Christians who would perceive that to be praise.
Negative comments from anti-christians is high praise.
> > Redirecting all such praise and glory to GOD whom I love with all my
> > heart, soul, mind, and strength:
> >
> > http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
> >
> > Laus Deo !
> >
> > May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor Rhonda whom
> > I love unconditionally.
>
> You do not comprehend the meaning of the concept, Andrew.
Writing as a practicing cardiologist, most assuredly without doubt, I
do.
> "Unconditional
> love" is not about words, but about actions.
Typing these words is action.
Type is a verb.
You are welcome to look it up.
Wouldn't be able to pray on your behalf if I did not love you.
> And compulsive posting to
> usenet doesn't count.
Correct.
> A true demonstration of unconditional love will occur right here in this
> thread later today when KMonster forbears to plonk me for replying to
> you. Heaven only knows, though, I wouldn't blame him if he did.
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor Rhonda whom
I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
> > Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
> >> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> >>> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling
> >>> you to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
> >>
> >> One day Microsoft will recode "block sender" to mean "block sender
> >> even if the thread is watched."
> >>
> >> But since you're here, Andrew, allow me to point out that your kooky
> >> narcissism does not reflect on God in any way. You are no more
> >> capable of diminishing God by your ill-behavior than were Jimmy
> >> Swaggart or Jim Bakker. Only God can diminish God.
> >>
> >> Nonetheless, you are discouraging to those who might otherwise
> >> choose to come to Him, so I suspect God disapproves of you
> >> wholeheartedly. Moreover, I do truly believe that if He were in the
> >> habit of voting, He would cast His vote for you in all relevant
> >> categories.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Rhonda Lea Kirk
> >>
> >> Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
> >> willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay
>
>
>
> --
> Rhonda Lea Kirk
>
> Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
> willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:52:50 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Has
> Frothed:
>
>>
>> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling
>> you to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
>
> everyone else considers humor.
Andrew is a wrathful God.
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phčdre nó Delaunay
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> > Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you to
> > vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
>
Link restored:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/dream.asp
> Many thanks for the FNVW compelling you to reply in anger to what everyone
> else considers humor.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to project how you feel by writing what you have just written.
Laus Deo !
This victory belongs to GOD, whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Your consolation prize is eternal life if you choose to surrender to
HIM:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD in His infinite grace and mercy keep your heart beating to give
you time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor whom I love
Mark K. Bilbo
> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
> to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
You are *such a loon...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
Beau Blue
wrote:
>All Hail Fluffy! On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:34:41 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
>Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2006 Usenet Kook Awards.
>> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
>> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
>> discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote
>> for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup
>> other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an
>> incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been
>> disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared
>> non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
>> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on November 8th to cast your votes. Vote
>> wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>> See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
>> <http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
>>
I vote for The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
in the circlejerk race.
abstain on all others.
~ Beau Blue Presents ~ <> http://members.cruzio.com/~jjwebb
Bill Minor * Robert Sward <> Internet Broadsides
Morton Marcus * Renay <> Contemporary American Poetry
~ Blue's Cruzio Cafe ~ <> http://members.cruzio.com/~cafe
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:17:25 -0500, Rhonda Lea Kirk Has Frothed:
>
>> Meat Plow wrote:
>>> On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:52:50 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Has
>>> Frothed:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling
>>>> you to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
>>>
>>> Many thanks for the FNVW compelling you to reply in anger to what
>>> everyone else considers humor.
>>
>> Andrew is a wrathful God.
>
Well, by his own rules, he has already condemned his own soul to eternal
damnation, so if I were him, I'd be quaking at the keyboard too.
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay
Pangur Ban
news:yvadnXA_j71gbdXY...@giganews.com:
> On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:52:50 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>
>> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
>> to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
>
> You are *such a loon...
Loons are nice birds.... with lovely calls. I think you just insulted
the entire loon community.
Pangur - nonchristian theist (TIC)
Art Deco
groups are on this ballot:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <poll...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2006 Usenet Kook
>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on November 8th to cast your votes.
>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
>See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
><http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
>
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as designated by Brad Guth
Hi, fanbois!
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"Beau Blue" <Beau...@comcast.net> wrote in message news:cashk2d7gcergrn65...@4ax.com...
> I vote for The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
> in the circlejerk race.
Heh... Do Will a favor, blue-boi.
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Stephen Knight
<lo...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
>to vote thereby showing that you remain lost:
Glory to god for 'compelling' you to show you're lost...?
Once again I am stymied by superstitious logic.
Why can't your god make himself known and settle the matter?
Don't gibber that 'free will' cop out. All that means is your god
can't create good humans and free will at the same time.
Oh... wait... It's, Andy (Talk to the Hand) Chung.
Never mind.
Please! If you say you love me one more time... unconditionally...
I'm going to buy some Knees Pads and move to San Francisco.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
Art Deco
>Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2006 Usenet Kook
>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on November 8th to cast your votes.
>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
>See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
><http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
>
>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dave Moore
> Tim Bolen
[X] Warhol
> None of the above
> Abstain
Be sure to ask WarPiggy where Jerusalem is located on a map.
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> acytra
> Ken Pangborn
[X] Kurt Gavin
> None of the above
> Abstain
This one flamed out much too soon.
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
[X] Andrew Chung
> Jonathan Kamens
> Pamela Russell
> None of the above
> Abstain
The "holy spirit" leads him to post edit.
>
>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andre Lieven
> Sampath
> Tim Bolen
[X] Warhol
> None of the above
> Abstain
You scoffers will learn of the WarPiggy cometH gran'daddy doooooooom.
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
[X] alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
> Sampath
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
*yawn*
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andre Lieven
[X] Andrew Chung
> gb6724
> Tim Bolen
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
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[Y] connor_a
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>PALMJOB PADDLE
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> Tim Bolen
[X] Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
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> Martha Vandella
[X] PL
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PeeWee lives for the IKYABWAI.
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
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[X] Andre Lieven
> Tim Bolen
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>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
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[A] Tim Bolen
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>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
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[X] Alexa Cameron
> gb6724
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
Got oil?
>
>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
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> Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
[X] [hanson]
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Another sci.* kook that is now too afraid to crosspost to AUK.
>
>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
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[Y] Lucifer Morning Star Angel of Death
This clown warrants a V.G. GOBBLE!
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>KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
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[Y] Steven Ray Winter
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>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
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> Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
[X] Raymond Karczewski trained by Chadwick Stone
> Neither of the above
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Hey Kazoo, have you tried traceroute on 127.0.0.1 yet?
>
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
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[Y] spooge
Well deserved.
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>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
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> Andrew Chung
> Richard Scoville
[X] Tom Bishop
> Abstain
Tommiiee Tosser has been whining the bestest.
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
> of rec.arts.poems
[X] The Big-8 Management Board
Art Deco
fraudboi is doing a fine job of campaigning right outside the polling
place as the voters are queued up to go in.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Laus Deo !
Marana tha ! !
May GOD in His boundless mercy and grace keep your heart beating to
give you time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor Steve whom I
love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Stephen Knight wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Laus Deo !
Marana tha ! ! ! ! !
May GOD in His infinite grace and mercy keep your heart beating to give
you time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Meat Plow, still alive per His infinite grace and mercy, wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> > Writing as a practicing cardiologist
>
> I just don't understand why you continue to lie about this.
> Your posting habits and behavior are proof that you do nothing of the such
> with the exception of you having a license to practice.
>
> --
> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
>
> COOSN-266-06-25794
Dennis M. Hammes
> All Hail Fluffy! On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:34:41 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
>
>>Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2006 Usenet Kook Awards.
>>Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
>>shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
>>discretion if:
>>
>>
>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Tom Bishop
The evidence amassed by a Certain Cat is incontrovertible.
>>
>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga of
>> rec.arts.poems
>
The evidence amassed by Teh Archives is incontrovertible.
Deponenent abstaineth all over votes, the candidated being Not From
Around Here.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
I do not "negotiate" for half my baby back, Solomon.
http://scrawlmark.org
Mark K. Bilbo
Oh, that explains the picket line outside...
I'm not Farrel you retard
> What, no nominations for Ernie?
Nominate him for something, and I'll second it. He fits most
categories of Kook anyhow:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/awards.html
Go for it. Ernie should be remembered long after he dies for his
perseverence in his acheivements of Kookery and trollishness. After
all, basically destroying alt.baldspot is probably the only thing he's
ever accomplished in his life. He deserves an award for that, at least.
Archie Leach
>
>Meat Plow, still alive per His infinite grace and mercy, wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>
>> > Writing as a practicing cardiologist
>>
>> I just don't understand why you continue to lie about this.
>> Your posting habits and behavior are proof that you do nothing of the such
>> with the exception of you having a license to practice.
Note--no response.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
This victory belongs to GOD, Whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Laus Deo !
Your consolation prize is eternal life if you choose to surrender to
HIM:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD in HIS infinite grace and mercy keep your heart beating to give
you time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor Archie whom I
love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Archie Leach wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> <text snipped by Archie Leach in a desperate act of cowardice>
Archie Leach
>Your inability to respond noted:
"I know you are but what am I? HUHUHUHUH!"
Note: still no response.
The Demon of Mockery
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
> > Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> > > High praise coming from an atheist.
> >
> > First of all, I'm not an atheist.
>
> Glad to read this.
Me, I veer between agnosticism and polytheism, but I live for mockery.
Now, don't you dare forget to snip most of this post and whine at me
for calling you nasty names, Fr00tCake. I'll have to kick your arse,
otherwise. You can't just start addressing issues head-on after so much
running away, you know. You have standards to live up to.
> > Second of all, I compared you to Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker, Andrew.
> > I don't know any Christians who would perceive that to be praise.
>
> Negative comments from anti-christians is high praise.
What about negative comments from "other Christians", Crazy Andy? I've
seen more than a few directed your way. Remember, if you answer, I have
to kick your arse.
> > > Redirecting all such praise and glory to GOD whom I love with all my
> > > heart, soul, mind, and strength:
> > >
> > > http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
> > >
> > > Laus Deo !
> > >
> > > May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor Rhonda whom
> > > I love unconditionally.
> >
> > You do not comprehend the meaning of the concept, Andrew.
>
> Writing as a practicing cardiologist, most assuredly without doubt, I
> do.
Not unconditional love, you don't, drama queen.
> > "Unconditional love" is not about words, but about actions.
>
> Typing these words is action.
One anyone can perform, Foam Duck.
> Type is a verb.
Good to know you have a grasp of basic grammar, Mr. Looney Maroon.
> You are welcome to look it up.
Rhonda has a very strong grasp of the obvious, unlike yourself, Crazy
Andy, who grasps little beyond grammar.
> Wouldn't be able to pray on your behalf if I did not love you.
If you truly loved her, you wouldn't pray for her if she didn't want
you doing that, O Clueless One.
> > And compulsive posting to usenet doesn't count.
>
> Correct.
So why do you think your compulsive posting to usenet is proof of
anything but OCD, you pathetic anal pineapple? Remember, arse-kicking
if you answer.
> > A true demonstration of unconditional love will occur right here in this
> > thread later today when KMonster forbears to plonk me for replying to
> > you. Heaven only knows, though, I wouldn't blame him if he did.
>
> Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
Without your brain, your words are meaningless, coward who refuses to
address difficult issues.
> May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor Rhonda whom
> I love unconditionally.
Liar.
> Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
False Christian and k00k. If you were for real, you wouldn't mention
it.
<snip b0rked .sig>
Snarky
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor Archie whom
I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
Archie Leach wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> >Your inability to respond noted:
>
> "I know you are but what am I? HUHUHUHUH!"
You are lost:
Timmay!
>Note--no response.
Still suckling on the teat of AUK, Mike? How weak of you.
--
Timmay!
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