http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>
>Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
>honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
>diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
>worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
>that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
>productive citizen again...
>
>http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
UR welcome! (-:
May the following encourage you:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e22775fd908c8dae?
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
"Unlike the 2PD-OMER Approach, weight loss diets can't be combined
with well-balanced diets."
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the
hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one
here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
--- the holy spirit
Nope!
>
> brother Melchizedek wrote:
> > satan via a sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> > > satan via another sockpuppet (demon) wrote:
> > >
> > >>Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > >>honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > >>diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > >>worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > >>that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > >>productive citizen again...
> > >>
> > >> http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter_.jpg
> > >
> > > Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and fuckin' amazement"
> >
> > UR welcome! (-:
>
> May the following encourage you:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e22775fd908c8dae?
>
> May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
> satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
> so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
> Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
> able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
> infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love unconditionally.
>
> Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
If the essence of the nature of Jesus is awesome love, how can he strike
down and murder with his fiery sword? Why would a being that encompasses
all of the love in the Universe and is wants to share that love need a
fiery sword for in the first place? That contradicts the nature of
Jesus.
Please explain.
PS: How do you know what Satan's sperm smells like? When you were doing
your clinical rounds, did he come in with a problem?
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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So Chung really does hear voices in his head.
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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Title says all. You are unhinged, unsane, and unwell.
TIA,
~~ Shelly ~~
BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
Fuck you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
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HTH, slutguts.
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Cacator.
The OP of this thread does not have the free will to comply with any
request.
Suggested reading:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/55b9f72abe5705dc?
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.
HEY! You crossposted.
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Saltatrix tonsa.
And you do?
Bulshit, Chung. There is no such thing as free will. At best, humans
have freedom of will, which implies constraints that are beyond human
control.
On the scientific count, science says all effects have causes therefore
science says free will is an illusion. This is the case because, according
to science, everything you do is merely your response to stimuli impacting
your environment. It follows then that, according to science, you are merely
a biological robot that responds to stimuli.
On the philosophical count, free will to make free choice implies free will
to choose the opposite of a thing. This means that you could freely choose
to walk down a certain street at a certain time and choose to sit at a
sidewalk table and order a café latté; then you could choose to avoid
getting squished by the 40,000kg truck that you know will run up the curb
and make a total fucking mess of both you and your café latté. Do you
experience prescience often?
Now, you've got the counter argument to your bullshit, Chung, make the case
for your assertion or retract the implication that you have free will
whereas some others do not.
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A tergo.
My dear Shelly...
I'm so sorry to have inconvenienced you and your gang of gustatory
gourmands over in rec.food.cooking
Dr. Chung started all the cross posts into your group, ma'am. Since I
was trying to reach him, I posted to the groups that he normally sends
his stuff to. I was curious why he was posting his religious delusions
to a cooking group. But maybe it has something to do with the diet that
he's pushing. Have you heard of it? You eat 2 pounds of cat meat every
day for a month. He says not only will it cure heart disease, you'll
also be light as a feather. That'll make it easy for your family to put
you into your casket.
Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll have a conference with Dr. Chung
and run it by him. Andrew and I are always working together on some
Usenet medical/spiritual crisis or another, it's amazing how often our
paths cross, so it won't be any bother. Although protocol suggests that
you may think of sending me a small gift and card for the favor.
PS: I hate to bring this up at this unfortunate time, but Dr. Chung has
been on a run of terrible luck, and has been something of a pill,
lately, if you'll pardon my pun. It is possible that if he should not
appreciate your request, it's possible that he may have you struck down
with some dread disease, such as diabetes. I myself, have sadly fallen
on his dark side more than once. Not only was I stricken with diabetes,
he gave me a terrible case of bunions. Just a word of waring is all.
If I can be of any more service to you, ma'am, just call St. Jackanapes!
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Yes.
Truth is simple.
It remains GOD's choice via HIS infinite and perfect free will that
all souls retain HIS generous gift of free will.
Those who unwisely choose to blaspheme the Holy Spirit earn their
eternal condemnation which results in the death of their souls:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/55b9f72abe5705dc?
Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
The brethren of LORD Jesus Christ are neither perfect nor more
special...
... we are simply forgiven by GOD:
http://www.interviewwithgod.com/forgiven/
May you wisely choose to be forgiven by GOD to by publicly declaring
with your mouth that "Jesus is LORD:"
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/TheWay
God cannot have infinite and perfect free will, for to have such a thing
implies that God is not God, that God can do things that are against God's
nature. That is the case because your claim lays the charge of God having
free choice to do evil. So, on the one hand you claim God is perfect, and on
the other hand you claim God has infinite and perfect free will, which
implies that God can do evil.
So, should one conclude that evil is also perfect, Chung?
> Those who unwisely choose to blaspheme the Holy Spirit earn their
> eternal condemnation which results in the death of their souls:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/55b9f72abe5705dc?
>
> Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
>
> The brethren of LORD Jesus Christ are neither perfect nor more
> special...
>
> ... we are simply forgiven by GOD:
>
> http://www.interviewwithgod.com/forgiven/
>
> May you wisely choose to be forgiven by GOD to by publicly declaring
> with your mouth that "Jesus is LORD:"
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/TheWay
>
> Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
>
> Andrew <><
Where in any of your reply is your destruction of the argument that no man
has free will, not even you?
Seeing that you snipped it, I'll put it back for you. Address it. And
address the serious charge laid against your latest claim up there [^] too.
There is no such thing as free will. At best, humans have freedom of will,
which implies constraints that are beyond human control.
On the scientific count, science says all effects have causes therefore
science says free will is an illusion. This is the case because, according
to science, everything you do is merely your response to stimuli impacting
your environment. It follows then that, according to science, you are merely
a biological robot that responds to stimuli.
On the philosophical count, free will to make free choice implies free will
to choose the opposite of a thing. This means that you could freely choose
to walk down a certain street at a certain time and choose to sit at a
sidewalk table and order a café latté; then you could choose to avoid
getting squished by the 40,000kg truck that you know will run up the curb
and make a total fucking mess of both you and your café latté. Do you
experience prescience often?
Now, you've got the counter argument, Chung, make the case for your
assertion or retract the implication that you have free will whereas some
others do not.
--
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Bibe semen meum.
HE remains omnipotent.
> , for to have such a thing implies that God is not God,
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
> that God can do things that are against God's nature.
GOD is able to do things contrary to the nature you have assigned to
HIM.
Indeed, HE has broken every box than man has constructed in their vain
attempts to either contain HIM or exclude HIM.
These boxes are the various religions of the world.
Atheism would be the world's box fashioned to exclude HIM.
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way, dear neighbor Kadaitcha Man whom
I love unconditionally, in Jesus' most precious and holy name.
When HE blesses you...
... you will feel much hungrier...
... this is by HIS design of your body...
... the sounds emanating from your stomach...
... will be your body calling out to HIM.
LORD Almighty GOD is our Creator, afterall.
"KING of kings and LORD of lords." (Revelation 19:16)
"Without free will, there can be no love." -- Holy Spirit
Amen.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
Omnipotence refers to power and authority, not to free will, Chung. We are
talking only about free will, not power and not authority. Please stay
focused on the matter at hand.
>> that God can do things that are against God's nature.
>
> GOD is able to do things contrary to the nature you have assigned to
> HIM.
So, God is able to do evil? Is that what you are claiming, Chung?
I snipped everything in your reply that had nothing to do with the
destruction of the argument that no man
has free will, not even you, which you have so far failed to address at all.
As you can see, you failed to address the argument yet again, so here it is,
yet again. Address it, Chung. Your claim carries the implication that God
can do evil things. Can God do evil things, Chung?
Obesa cantavit.
Correct.
> We are
> talking only about free will, not power and not authority.
Actually, you were writing about what GOD is unable to have.
> Please stay focused on the matter at hand.
It remains my choice to continue to receive the guidance of the Holy
Spirit in everything I say, do, and write.
> >> that God can do things that are against God's nature.
> >
> > GOD is able to do things contrary to the nature you have assigned to
> > HIM.
>
> So, God is able to do evil?
That which is done according to HIS perfect will is not evil.
Truth is simple.
Most assuredly without doubt, I know GOD to be kind, just, and right.
Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
May you wisely choose to be forgiven by GOD by publicly declaring with
your mouth that "Jesus is LORD:"
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/TheWay
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
My words were precise. Do not put meanings into them that I did not put
there, Chung.
>> Please stay focused on the matter at hand.
>
> It remains my choice to continue to deceive
Edited in the name of TRVTH! on usenet.
I take it you have no intention of either backing up your implicit claim or
backing down from your implicit claim that God can do evil.
One of us just got convicted, Chung, and it wasn't me.
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Tuam matrem feci.
Your being untruthful simply shows that you remain convicted by the
Holy Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Yet it was you who made the claim that God has infinite free will, which
implies that God can choose to do evil, which necessarily entails that your
"god" is not a God at all.
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Mentulam caco.
Hi Shelly,
I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out of
alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious discussion.
Many thanks.
> Indeed, HE has broken every box than man has constructed in their vain
> attempts to either contain HIM or exclude HIM.
Show me these boxes.
> convicted neighbor Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Right here was the Spnak when he throws in the towel for God.
Would you mind not cross posting your personal messages to Shelly into
alt.flame.jesus.christ? We are very busy in here wrestling with the
profound and deep emotional issues that effect all of humanity at all
levels, and cannot be distracted with your efforts to pork Ms. Shelly.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
>
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Steve Williams said...
>
>> On Monday 28 May 2007 09:01, ~~ Shelly ~~ posted:
>>
>> > Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>> >
>> > TIA,
>> >
>> > ~~ Shelly ~~
>> >
>> > BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>> > stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated
>> > the Dr. Chung
>> > stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb
>> > you.
>> > Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>
>> Hi Shelly,
>>
>> I would be grateful if you would keep this OFF TOPIC NONSENSE out
>> of alt.usenet.kooks, this is a serious newsgroup for serious
>> discussion.
>>
>> Many thanks.
>
> Would you mind not cross posting your personal messages to Shelly
> into alt.flame.jesus.christ?
Can you please refrain from cross posting your dislike of my
crossposting to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, this is a highly active
newsgroup that doesn't need your kind of rubbish.
> We are very busy in here wrestling with
> the profound and deep emotional issues that effect all of humanity
> at all levels, and cannot be distracted with your efforts to pork
> Ms. Shelly.
Actually, I heard she is fat and any interest in giving her a bit of
Scopare that might have been present is now flushed from my
intentions list.
> Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
Thank you for your prompt reply.
>On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
><nntp...@gmail.com> boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>then wrote:
>
>>~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly ~~@fake.invalid> Thou young fry of treachery.
>>Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>
>>> TIA,
>>>
>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>
>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
>>> cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr.
>>> Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb
>>> you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>
>>Fuck you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>
>You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.
The day K-Man has anything worthwhile to say will be the day the world
ends.
>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
>lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nntp...@gmail.com> boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>> then wrote:
>>
>>> ~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly ~~@fake.invalid> Thou young fry of
treachery.
>>> Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>>
>>>> TIA,
>>>>
>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>>
>>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>>>> stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated
the
>>>> Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to
>>>> disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you
again.
>>>
>>> Fuck you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>>
>> You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.
>
>So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
>deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
>acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.
>
>HEY! You crossposted.
>
Sure, its better than kicking the cat but *I'm* all about being
helpful:
http://www.hyphenologist.co.uk/killfile/killfilefaq.htm
Right after I pWn yuor po\/\/er 5uPpLy...of course :)
His being convicted by the Holy Spirit is infinitely more meaningful:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Suggest additional reading:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/e96e231ae9ef6e26?
May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way.
> "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
> - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.
> HTH, slutguts
The on-set of puberty is always confusing.
Bye.
- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)
>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
>lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
>> On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nntp...@gmail.com> boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
>> then wrote:
>>
>>> ~~ Shelly ~~ <~~ Shelly ~~@fake.invalid> Thou young fry of treachery.
>>> Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
>>>> Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?
>>>>
>>>> TIA,
>>>>
>>>> ~~ Shelly ~~
>>>>
>>>> BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
>>>> stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
>>>> Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to
>>>> disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>>>
>>> Fuck you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
>>
>> You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.
>
>So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
>deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
>acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.
>
>HEY! You crossposted.
You have pent up hostility...discuss.
--
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Amongst yourselves...... until the the thread looks like a big stick o'
buttah.
- - - -
nada
sci.med.cardiology. Courtesy of Dr. Chuckles Chung himself.
> For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
> on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
Care for a beer first? Imported, domestic, draft, cheap swill that
you wouldn't pour down your worst enemy's loo, take your
pick.
I see. God tells you to xpost.
> May Tedi continue to hose me down with HIS golden shower driving out
> my lies thereby humbling me <snip>
Hmmmm, chunkers better get back on his meds...
I haven't noticed him get this weird before, is this new or did I just miss
it?
Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.
>
> --
> St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
> Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
When did he start giving massages?
Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.
>convicted neighbor Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Please stay focused on the matter at hand.
>
>It remains my choice to continue to receive the guidance of the Holy
>Spirit in everything I say, do, and write.
Debating class must've been a devastating time for you.
It's no wonder you chose medicine. You got to bury your blunders.
--
Losing your faith is a lot like losing your virginity
you don't realise how irritating it was 'til it's gone.
Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology, alt.christnet.christianlife,
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From: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <l...@thetruth.com>
Date: 11 Dec 2006 09:33:10 -0800
Local: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:33 am
Subject: Re: Demon Mark W. Phelps: It started with not honoring his dad,
whom he had judged.
~tanya wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > Hint: Those who use fakes names are in bed with satan and covered with
> > his ejaculate.
> well what's not ta love THERE?
The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis.
> you should really stop playin' with yer food.
Playing is not my style.
You are welcome to help me clean the stuff off our satan-worshipping
neighbors.
> swallow.
Please don't do that, dear Tanya.
(wiping the stuff off your hands lovingly and carefully)
That was close.
(((( hugs ))))
The stuff would have changed you into a blaspheming demon as it has
done to tragic MWPhelps:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/16c279ece5fbd098?
> you'll be more popular in hell, ta boot.
No thanks. Rather serve in heaven than be popular in hell.
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety, and panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear Tanya
whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
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Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
> You have pent up hostility...discuss.
Not here in the Shire . . . say, "bye-bye".
"I" *DO* "NOT" *HAVE* "PENT" *UP* "HOSTILITY"! *HOW* "DARE" *YOU* "SAY"
*SUCH* "A" *THING*. "I" *AM* "CALM"! *CALM*! "I" *TELL* "YOU"! *I* "AM"
*NOT* "HOSTILE"! *DAMN*! "NOW" *LOOK* "WHAT" *YOU'VE* "MADE" *ME* "DO"!
*I* "SMASHED" *MY* "KEYBOARD", *I* "HOPE" *YOU* "ARE" *HAPPY* "NOW"!
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Ut si!
A taste test, I suppose.
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Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
Dr. Falwell. He'd know.
I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute...
http://www.jackanapes.ws/ani/tinkysrevenge.gif
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Maybe his computer does it automatically. I know mine does!
> > For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
> > on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
>
> Care for a beer first? Imported, domestic, draft, cheap swill that
> you wouldn't pour down your worst enemy's loo, take your
> pick.
Yes.
Thanks,
Don
Jerry's having a ball. His only regret is not sucking demon cock
sooner.
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Apparently Jack's many talents now include quantum tunneling.
> "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital"
> <profess...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:1180546948....@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
> He's the right worm for it.
Pah-leese, stop it you guys - you're making me blush!
> St. Jackanapes <larry_jacko...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:MPG.20c813752...@news.alt.net:
> Err.. I meant to say "He's *got* the right worm for it"
> IYKWIMAITYD
I knew which worm you were referring to...
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