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I just ordered the Orangutan for Christmas!

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]v[etaphoid

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Oct 29, 2018, 7:00:37 AM10/29/18
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In honour of your awesome President, I've just splashed out on The
Orangutan + Floating Flying Fox for a Christmas surprise for the little
one. I've chosen the aqua frame and added a couple of bolt-ons for
ninja training.

Be sure to tune in after the 25th December, so I can upload some photos
of my new bit of kit. Hell, if you're that way inclined, you could even
upload a photo of a second hand amp you're restoring or a red envelope
with a university logo on the front!

www.funkymonkeybars.com/collections/monkey-bars-and-swing-sets/products/the-orangutan

Santa is going to be as popular as a transexual with a big chin at
Tedbundy and McNugget's home with new dad, Lonnie...

]v[etaphoid

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Oct 31, 2018, 7:33:27 AM10/31/18
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]v[etaphoid explained on 29/10/2018 :
Speaking of transexuals, which is which?

https://imgur.com/a/JMNfO

Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)

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Oct 31, 2018, 4:11:09 PM10/31/18
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]v[etaphoid <m...@phoid.com> wrote in news:prc3u4$9e8$1...@dont-email.me:

>]v[etaphoid explained on 29/10/2018 :
>> In honour of your awesome President, I've just splashed out on The
>> Orangutan + Floating Flying Fox for a Christmas surprise for the
>> little one. I've chosen the aqua frame and added a couple of bolt-ons
>> for ninja training.
>>
>> Be sure to tune in after the 25th December, so I can upload some
>> photos of my new bit of kit. Hell, if you're that way inclined, you
>> could even upload a photo of a second hand amp you're restoring or a
>> red envelope with a university logo on the front!

How about a framed picture of a Vermont license plate?

>> www.funkymonkeybars.com/collections/monkey-bars-and-swing-sets/product
>> s/the-orangutan

Damn, I wish I had that stuff when I was a kid. Please post the finished
photos of it once it's assembled. I'd love to see it.

>> Santa is going to be as popular as a transexual with a big chin at
>> Tedbundy and McNugget's home with new dad, Lonnie...
>
> Speaking of transexuals, which is which?
>
> https://imgur.com/a/JMNfO

I'm glad she got her sight back, too bad it was after the wedding.

]v[etaphoid

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Jan 3, 2022, 7:14:54 PM1/3/22
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It happens that Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle) formulated :
> ]v[etaphoid <m...@phoid.com> wrote in news:prc3u4$9e8$1...@dont-email.me:
>
>> ]v[etaphoid explained on 29/10/2018 :
>>> In honour of your awesome President, I've just splashed out on The
>>> Orangutan + Floating Flying Fox for a Christmas surprise for the
>>> little one. I've chosen the aqua frame and added a couple of bolt-ons
>>> for ninja training.
>>>
>>> Be sure to tune in after the 25th December, so I can upload some
>>> photos of my new bit of kit. Hell, if you're that way inclined, you
>>> could even upload a photo of a second hand amp you're restoring or a
>>> red envelope with a university logo on the front!
>
> How about a framed picture of a Vermont license plate?
>
>>> www.funkymonkeybars.com/collections/monkey-bars-and-swing-sets/product
>>> s/the-orangutan
>
> Damn, I wish I had that stuff when I was a kid. Please post the finished
> photos of it once it's assembled. I'd love to see it.

Apologies for the delay old chap.

After three years of abuse and constant extensions, it's been well and
truly worn in but is benefiting from some additional kit these days. I
got some addiitonal parts and powder coated galvanised pipe to extend
the flying fox from 3m to 5m, added some 3.5m high bar for aerial silks
and lyra, a nest swing, dip bars, cargo net, gynmastics bar as well as
the back section extension with a range of ninja apparatus.

Taking photos this morning to remember where to put it back together
once I add the latest additions - new nest swing to replace the UV
damaged one, some new gal pipe to further extend some sections which
weren't powder-coated and the piece de resistance, the ninja combat
ladder as shown in the last picture.

https://imgur.com/a/qDcwzRi

Wish me luck - you can't imagine how much all this stuff weighs once
you're suspending it above your head and trying to secure tubeclamps to
lock it all into place. But alongside the trampoline with homemade
misting upgrade, it's my best tool to fight the scourge of ipad
addiction in children through summer holidays!

>>> Santa is going to be as popular as a transexual with a big chin at
>>> Tedbundy and McNugget's home with new dad, Lonnie...
>>
>> Speaking of transexuals, which is which?
>>
>> https://imgur.com/a/JMNfO
>
> I'm glad she got her sight back, too bad it was after the wedding.

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Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)

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Jan 3, 2022, 7:55:17 PM1/3/22
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]v[etaphoid <m...@phoid.con> wrote in
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Thanks for getting back.

> Wish me luck - you can't imagine how much all this stuff weighs once
> you're suspending it above your head and trying to secure tubeclamps
> to lock it all into place. But alongside the trampoline with homemade
> misting upgrade, it's my best tool to fight the scourge of ipad
> addiction in children through summer holidays!

I've done similar things setting up scaffolding and working with stucco
and ceilings. I learned to make sure I'm balanced and not overextending
my center of gravity. Otherwise I strain muscles I never knew I needed.

Good luck and land softly.




Bertram Zorieki

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Jan 8, 2022, 1:42:42 PM1/8/22
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]v[etaphoid <m...@phoid.con> wrote in
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> https://imgur.com/a/qDcwzRi

What's buried under that thing?

]v[etaphoid

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Apr 19, 2022, 7:22:54 AM4/19/22
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Bertram Zorieki pretended :
Just a crash pad for landing made up of cheap useless stuff, mostly...

Funkgo Pop dolls, busted amps, and fake wedding and graduation
certificates. You know the stuff...

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