And yes, David, she finally remembers who you are. So could
you please burn that picture now?
rl
--
Meaning is what you bring to things, not what
you take from them. Lois McMaster Bujold
Blues,
Dave
"Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhonda...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:3CvX9.124482$hK4.10...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
I told her about it, and she asked me to, but if I do, I'll
be forced to take dictation and then transcribe her answer
for each one.
Do I really want to do that? ;)
I'm thinking that when she gets home, she can Google the
thread and by then, it'll be too late to reply. ;) ;)
rl
P.S. She says she is answering (or will answer) everyone who
writes (or has written), but she is a worse procrastinator
than me. Even so, she'll get there.
>Once again, I would like to thank all those who have written
>to Beck. She's really enjoying the mail.
>
>And yes, David, she finally remembers who you are. So could
>you please burn that picture now?
>
>rl
No. I like it. You don't? Oh, I guess not if you want me to burn
it. And no, other readers, neither of us is naked. At least not in
the picture in question. Rhonda might be naked right now for all I
know.
David
> >And yes, David, she finally remembers who you are. So
could
> >you please burn that picture now?
> No. I like it. You don't? Oh, I guess not if you want
me to burn
It's dreadful. And one day I shall have revenge. ;)
> it. And no, other readers, neither of us is naked. At
least not in
Fat chance. It was cold that night.
> the picture in question. Rhonda might be naked right now
for all I
> know.
Ya never know, now do ya?
rl
Real women do.
;-P
Rev
> Real women do.
It is currently 17 degrees in Skillman, NJ. Now I understand
that the Wisconsin natives have only just begun to put away
their summer clothes, but we know how _they_ are.
OTOH, if you can find a Green Bay Packer to keep me
warm...well...that's another story.
rl
Y'know, Jim, only 10 people are going to understand this.
You see the trouble you get me into?
>> And yes, David, she finally remembers who you are. So could
>> you please burn that picture now?
>
> No. I like it. You don't? Oh, I guess not if you want me to burn
> it. And no, other readers, neither of us is naked. At least not in
> the picture in question. Rhonda might be naked right now for all I
> know.
Some years ago you had posted a URL to a naked picture of RL, or
IIRC a picture of RL naked.
Is that still on your web site somewhere ?=B^)
tony
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Yep. Time to put away the beer and haul out the red wine too.
> OTOH, if you can find a Green Bay Packer to keep me
> warm...well...that's another story.
>
Well, I'm 50 miles from Lambeau Field and always put my own canopy in my own
D-bag....That close enough for ya?
> rl
>
> Y'know, Jim, only 10 people are going to understand this.
> You see the trouble you get me into?
>
Oh, but it's soooo fun when a couple get it, isn't it?
;-P
Rev
>picture in question. Rhonda might be naked right now for all I
>know.
Smile for the camera Rhonda!!!! Will you autograph mine for me...hehehe
Terry
>OTOH, if you can find a Green Bay Packer to keep me
>warm...well...that's another story.
would you settle for a Chicago Bear fan???
Terry
I knew there was a reason I liked you Terry. We think too much alike.
I've lived here for 32 years. Ya know how hard it is growing up in the heart
of Packer Country, less than an hour from the field, and be a Bear fan?
I said I lived here. Never said I liked the Packers....
Rev
>"David Ferree" <david...@aol.com> quoted and wrote in message news:fffu2vo8q5ubl2f7l...@4ax.com
>
>>> And yes, David, she finally remembers who you are. So could
>>> you please burn that picture now?
>>
>> No. I like it. You don't? Oh, I guess not if you want me to burn
>> it. And no, other readers, neither of us is naked. At least not in
>> the picture in question. Rhonda might be naked right now for all I
>> know.
>
>Some years ago you had posted a URL to a naked picture of RL, or
>IIRC a picture of RL naked.
>
>Is that still on your web site somewhere ?=B^)
>
>
> tony
Well, my infamous web site went away when my former ISP did. But if I
ever posted a link that promised a naked picture of Rhonda, it had to
be a joke. Are you sure you're not thinking of a link to a naked
picture of Ann Poblenz?
David
> Well, my infamous web site went away when my former ISP did. But if I
> ever posted a link that promised a naked picture of Rhonda, it had to
> be a joke.
[...]
Could be ... http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=36c6b34a.98007151%40news.ionet.net
>"David Ferree" <david...@aol.com> wrote in message news:q1tu2voqvb64fu8og...@4ax.com
>
>> Well, my infamous web site went away when my former ISP did. But if I
>> ever posted a link that promised a naked picture of Rhonda, it had to
>> be a joke.
>[...]
>
>Could be ... http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=36c6b34a.98007151%40news.ionet.net
>
>
> tony
Mammories of the way we were. Or, a reminder of the non-atypical
triple switchback reverse double entendre perfectly personal and
totally public type of jokes that came just before more of the same
after they ended. Or something.
David
uhmmm,,, david, fergit Ronda,, yew got a picture of Ann Problenz?
Now Peanut, you know a gentleman never tells. But I do! Yeah,
several. :-)
David
mental note to self: don't ever get naked in this crowd.
>mental note to self: don't ever get naked in this crowd.
>
HEY ! WHOS' GOT THE NEKKID PICS OF BETH ???????????
jim
D-10154
All around nice guy.
Man small... why fall ? Skies call... thats all.
on the rug, 6 moths old. Still have the same figure!
>>HEY ! WHOS' GOT THE NEKKID PICS OF BETH ???????????
>>
>>
>> jim
>
>on the rug, 6 moths old. Still have the same figure!
Talk is cheap...cough 'em up Beth.
> Talk is cheap...cough 'em up Beth.
Let's see yours, Bozo.
That is what I call living BEYOND the edge.
>> Talk is cheap...cough 'em up Beth.
>
>Let's see yours, Bozo.
>
Rhonda Lea...you are a sick woman.
you know, I think that is a GREAT idea. Show me yours, and I'll show you mine!
What of yours did Beth swallow there Jimbo?
Walther responds...
Oh Noooooooo, not in public! Now I will have to spend the rest of the month
just trying to get that image out of my mind! There probably won't be enough
Pepto Bismo in the world... oh geezzzzz... I gotta go!
Regards
Walther
> > > Talk is cheap...cough 'em up Beth.
> >
> > Let's see yours, Bozo.
> Walther responds...
>
> Oh Noooooooo, not in public! Now I will have to spend the
rest of the month
> just trying to get that image out of my mind! There
probably won't be enough
> Pepto Bismo in the world... oh geezzzzz... I gotta go!
Sorry, Joe. But I figure since he's making demands, sauce
for the goose is also sauce for the gander.
The good news is we don't have to look. :)
rl
>The good news is we don't have to look. :)
>
>rl
>
:o) you wish.
> :o) you wish.
Trust me. I won't look.
rl
It is an unfortunate fact that the human eye is drawn to horror.
>It is an unfortunate fact that the human eye is drawn to horror.
>
And that...is exactly why RL will look.
I got cured of that in May 2001. Forever. My horror
receptors are burned out.
My gross-out receptors, on the other hand, are very finely
tuned. And given that I've already spit tea all over this
keyboard (was it you who caused that, Beth? Or was it Karen?
Funny that the really funny stuff always originates with the
women, huh?), the last thing it needs is...well...you get
the idea. ;)
Poor Jimbo.
rl
>the last thing it needs is...well...you get
>the idea. ;)
>
>Poor Jimbo.
Ya gotta do better than that to smash an egomaniacs ego. Next .
> Ya gotta do better than that to smash an egomaniacs ego.
Next .
<deadpan> You forgot the apostrophe.
>> Ya gotta do better than that to smash an egomaniacs ego.
>Next .
>
><deadpan> You forgot the apostrophe.
>
ok......perfessor.
cough, cough!! car keys, hard to get down, harder to get up!
>It is an unfortunate fact that the human eye is drawn to horror.
>
>
Which is why I have always maintained all of my clothes in public. Yea,,,
that's my story, and I'm sticking to it
ya gotta learn to SWALLOW sweetie! less mess that way!
You spelled "perfesser" wrong.
>> ok......perfessor.
>
>You spelled "perfesser" wrong.
still aint working.
Apostrophe.
(Whew! At first I thought you'd let me down, man!)
>Apostrophe.
>
>(Whew! At first I thought you'd let me down, man!)
that predictable huh ?
> >Apostrophe.
> >
> >(Whew! At first I thought you'd let me down, man!)
>
> that predictable huh ?
Capitalization, comma, extra space. Not to mention that we
had the beginning of a nice cascade and you destroyed it.
rl
>> that predictable huh ?
>
>Capitalization, comma, extra space. Not to mention that we
>had the beginning of a nice cascade and you destroyed it.
>
gee , thats terrible.
Ah, fergit you! ;)
I'm going to talk to Beth instead about the fine points of
spitting vs. swallowing.
rl
>> gee , thats terrible.
>
>Ah, fergit you! ;)
>
>I'm going to talk to Beth instead about the fine points of
>spitting vs. swallowing.
>
Please get back to us with all that you learn. :o)
>:o) you wish.
OOOOOOOO no we dont!!!!!!!!
Terry
>ok......perfessor.
now thats a low blow to RLK!!!!! the woman didn't deserve that!!!!!!!!!
Terry
>I'm going to talk to Beth instead about the fine points of
>spitting vs. swallowing.
This thread is getting out of hand! So which is it Rhonda ???
Terry
p & m
Depends on who^Hat it is. :)
<< getting out of hand! >>
TOM!!!! You're not up to your quick witted self this evening! You blew your
cue!
Just when I think you're a moron, Lana, you show signs of
being a wit. Pick one, willya?
Of course it's out of hand, unless that is what you prefer!
>>I'm going to talk to Beth instead about the fine points of
>>spitting vs. swallowing.
>>
>Please get back to us with all that you learn. :o)
>
> jim
Maybe she was planning on TEACHING. Oh, you just figure cuz I'm so damn old,
and been around that block so many times that I must KNOW IT ALL. I see how it
is!
If you need someone to practice or demonstrate on, I could be talked into
helping the two of you.
Tom B
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote in message ...
> >
> >
> >I'm going to talk to Beth instead about the fine points
of
> >spitting vs. swallowing.
> If you need someone to practice or demonstrate on, I could
be talked into
> helping the two of you.
Indeed, Tom, we do. Thank you so much for your kind offer of
assistance.
"Now, class..."
<turns around, hands Tom a large glass, turns back to
audience>
"Go ahead, Tom..."
<Tom begins to gulp>
"...as I was saying, although hemlock is useful as a remedy
for bronchitis, too large a dosage will...
<Tom attempts to spit>
<sound of chair tipping, body hitting floor>
"Thank you, Tom, for your assistance."
"Next!"
You forgot (sic)
> > > >> Ya gotta do better than that to smash an egomaniacs
> > ego.
> > > >Next .
> > > >
> > > ><deadpan> You forgot the apostrophe.
> > > >
> > >
> > > ok......perfessor.
> >
> > You spelled "perfesser" wrong.
>
> You forgot (sic)
You forgot the period, you sic person, you. ;)
No luck with that tac Rhonda. Anybody man that has been married 24 years has
survived several attempted poisonings.
Tom B
Swallow
I still like the old fashioned way.... concrescence!
Never have, never will....
You should know David by now...
btw, David..send me an e-mail so I can get in touch w you..
Ps...glad to see that this ng still can "re-direct" a thread in
hmm...about .1 seconds!
Im proud of y'all!!!
:-)
>(Ann Poblenz)
and we were wondering how many posts it would take before we would hear from
YOU! You held off remarkably well!
But if I never will, why send you an email? :-)
But that's ok, mission accomplished. Now we know you're still around.
David
>> the picture in question. Rhonda might be naked right now
>for all I
>> know.
>
>Ya never know, now do ya?
>rl
Yes we do.
Hair curlers, animal house shoes, flannel housecoat, hot water bottle,...
Tom B
Well, now we know how you live.
Y'know...I don't own anything on that list. My list would be
t-shirt...and if my feet are cold, socks. Curlers give me a
migraine.
<trying to figure out the hot water bottle>
You worry me, Tom.
rl
--
The whole problem with the world is that fools
and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts. -- Bertrand Russell
>>>> the picture in question. Rhonda might be naked right
>>>> now
>>> for all I
>>>> know.
>>>
>>> Ya never know, now do ya?
>>> rl
>>
>> Yes we do.
>> Hair curlers, animal house shoes, flannel housecoat, hot
>> water bottle,...
>
>Y'know...I don't own anything on that list. My list would be
>t-shirt...and if my feet are cold, socks. Curlers give me a
>migraine.
Well, it is not like I have a lot of use for hair items now is it?
><trying to figure out the hot water bottle>
It is what old ladies have.
>You worry me, Tom.
>
>rl
Now I have purpose again. :)
> It is what old ladies have.
Ah, I see.
So, tell me. What is it that old men have...besides low
testosterone and false memories? ;)
> Now I have purpose again. :)
And what would that be?
>Ah, I see.
>So, tell me. What is it that old men have...besides low
>testosterone and false memories? ;)
Haven't you heard Rhonda. The key reason balding men have less hair is a
high level of testosterone. As for memories, mine are fine. Have I ever
mentioned Jimbo floats? :)
>> Now I have purpose again. :)
>
>And what would that be?
It is a secret.
>
>--
>The whole problem with the world is that democrats, women,
>and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
>but wiser people so full of doubts. -- Rhonda Lea>
How true!
Tom B
>
>So, tell me. What is it that old men have...besides low
>testosterone and false memories? ;)
Tell her Tom....I forgot. :o)
jim
D-10154
All around nice guy.
Man small... why fall ? Skies call... thats all.
Well, you know what they say about old age. There are 2 things that go. The
first one is your memory, and I never can remember that other one.....
The rest of that joke is: "that is why bald men get more head!"
>
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote in message ...
>> Tom B wrote:
>>
>>> It is what old ladies have.
>
>> Ah, I see.
>> So, tell me. What is it that old men have...besides low
>> testosterone and false memories? ;)
>
> Haven't you heard Rhonda. The key reason balding men have less hair is a
> high level of testosterone.
Let me clear this up. After a certain age the hair simply grows IN and
re-emerges from the ears, nose, and eyebrows. ...simple science and I'm
shocked that you were unaware of this..
sraff
Not sure why this one appeared again today, but Jimbo, I said the HUMAN eye.
>Not sure why this one appeared again today, but Jimbo, I said the HUMAN eye.
>
Well I hugged RL once. She felt pretty human to me. :o)
She devils can fool you like that.
>>Well I hugged RL once. She felt pretty human to me. :o)
>>
>
>She devils can fool you like that.
>
Oh oh.....looks like Rhonda pissed off another one .
You really should try to get out more TommyK.
Ditto!
Blue Skies
Billy
>> Well I hugged RL once. She felt pretty human to me. :o)
And Billy replied
> Ditto!
Well, you guys sure didn't feel like aliens to me...but I
must admit...having hugged Jimbo, I'm pretty sure I'll never
figure out how...
<running>
...he manages to float.
rl
--
The whole problem with the world is that fools
and fanatics are always so certain of themselves,
but wiser people so full of doubts. -- Bertrand Russell
>Well, you guys sure didn't feel like aliens to me...but I
>must admit...having hugged Jimbo, I'm pretty sure I'll never
>figure out how...
Come to Chicago and see the difference...hehehe
Terry
The Professor hasn't invited me.
Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>
> Tandmterry wrote:
>
> >> From: "Rhonda Lea Kirk" rhonda...@worldnet.att.net
> >
> >> Well, you guys sure didn't feel like aliens to me...but I
> >> must admit...having hugged Jimbo, I'm pretty sure I'll
> >> never figure out how...
> >
> > Come to Chicago and see the difference...hehehe
>
> The Professor hasn't invited me.
>
> rl
>
Anytime, sweetie pie.
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>>
>> Tandmterry wrote:
>>> Come to Chicago and see the difference...hehehe
>>
>> The Professor hasn't invited me.
> Anytime, sweetie pie.
Uh oh. Now _I_ need some wiggle room. ;)
Sounds good!
Plenty on his lap Rhonda.
Tom B
Tom:
When I need your help to get a date, I'll be
sure to let you know.
>>>>>> Come to Chicago and see the difference...hehehe
>>>>> The Professor hasn't invited me.
>>>> Anytime, sweetie pie.
>>> Uh oh. Now _I_ need some wiggle room. ;)
>> Plenty on his lap Rhonda.
> Tom:
> When I need your help to get a date, I'll be
> sure to let you know.
This is a pretty cascade.
About the date thing, it'll have to be quick. When Becky
gets home and reads what's going on in "her" thread, she's
going to end up back in jail, and I'll be deader than a
doornail.
rl
That's 'cause you spelled it wrong!
;-)
Rev Jim