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Peter Lucas

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Nov 16, 2010, 4:12:18 PM11/16/10
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Time to un-lurk and spell it out. You loosers are totally pathetic.
Your childish,witless, stupid and repetitive.
There arent one post on this whole forum that looks like it came from
anyone who has more IQ points than there teeth.

Revenge? What a frikken joke! You wouldnt know how to get revenge on
anyone. You poor deluded little twonks. rename the forums to Potty-
Mouthkindergarten you morons. What a bunch of ineffective jerk offs.

Shite, I wish people wouldnt let their kids have access to computers
without supervision.

Ill leave you here to lick each others juicy little arses and suck
each others turgid little cocks.

It was a waste of time coming here. Bye shite eaters; and dont forget
to watch frikken sesame street in the morning. That is just about all
you socalled university ''educated' loosers are good for.

I dont give up, I dont go away, I just get angrier and angrier until
I get to feel bones breaking in the arseholes that are pissing me
off.

You laugh and feel smug now but I PROMISE you, all loosers that
post on the forums are going to feel MAJOR pain.

I already know where one of you are, you had already had an ISP track
you down for something else. I got that info shite for brains and Im
going to use it.

Laugh now cos you sure as shite wont laugh later.

You want to know why I got the nickname Psycho? Because I went to jail
for biting a guys finger off after he gave me the finger in traffic.

I followed him for almost thirty miles before I got the cowardly
little arsehole.

You dipshits have pissed me off a fucking sight more than he did.

Frikken wannabe forum loosers; take that! BuhBye!

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 16, 2010, 4:39:08 PM11/16/10
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Kookaburra.
cuhulin

m II

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Nov 16, 2010, 4:50:16 PM11/16/10
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On 10-11-16 02:12 PM, Peter Lucas wrote:

> You want to know why I got the nickname Psycho? Because I went to jail
> for biting a guys finger off after he gave me the finger in traffic.


ahhh..that wasn't RHF's finger. On the plus side, he LIKES peeing while
being seated.

mike

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 16, 2010, 5:08:29 PM11/16/10
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Kookaburras, in them Pom trees/whatever kind of trees they
are.Queensland, Southeast, Aus Tral Asia.
cuhulin

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 16, 2010, 5:28:26 PM11/16/10
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Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree.Merry, merry king of the bush is he.

Kookaburra Birds laugh and sing.I wants me a Kookaburra to keep in a
cage.I already have two very old bird cages.One of them is very unique
and ufonious.I think it was made somewhere in Asia.
cuhulin

m II

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Nov 16, 2010, 5:42:53 PM11/16/10
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Ufonious would imply an off planet origin....perhaps you meant euphonious ?

mike

leig...@optusnet.com.au

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Nov 16, 2010, 6:37:39 PM11/16/10
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I think subject line should read:
You are all = pathetic or You're all = pathetic (basic English
grammar)
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, oh dear now what has got
your superiority goat then? The IQ level, the banality of the subject
matter, or just, not on topic.
We could go on, but threatening revenge is also discourteous, give
them enough slack, better yet, lead by example, or is your own POV not
up to it lately or do you just read posts from subject line?
Think of the Bell curve and your position on it.
@:}>

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 16, 2010, 6:41:29 PM11/16/10
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Ufonious, Ahh am a backwater Hick, yu nose Ahh kint speell.
cuhulin, Pathetic People R US

Aussie

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Nov 16, 2010, 7:19:44 PM11/16/10
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"leig...@optusnet.com.au" <leig...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
news:6151a394-16d6-48b2...@o2g2000vbh.googlegroups.com:

> On Nov 17, 7:12 am, A Stalker Troll <ps...@lawyer.com> wrote:


(Snip well known and continual troll post)


>
> I think subject line should read:
> You are all = pathetic or You're all = pathetic (basic English
> grammar)
> Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, oh dear now what has got
> your superiority goat then? The IQ level, the banality of the subject
> matter, or just, not on topic.
> We could go on, but threatening revenge is also discourteous, give
> them enough slack, better yet, lead by example, or is your own POV not
> up to it lately or do you just read posts from subject line?
> Think of the Bell curve and your position on it.
> @:}>
>


PDNFTT.

Please Do Not Feed The Trolls.


To do so only shows everyone what an internet 'newbie' you are.

Look at the diversity of crossposts, for a start (that's your *first* big
clue), then look at the subject matter, and the fact that it signs with
someone elses name.


The ID:
<ps...@lawyer.com>

is a well known and documented stalker troll originating out of the USA.
Go ahead and do a Google on that ID and see for yourself.


And you are about the 20th internet 'newbie' to get sucked in by it.

Learn from this...... and if you *must* reply to trolls, at least snip
their bullshit.


--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania

The act of feeding someone is an act of beauty,
whether it's a full Sunday roast or a jam sandwich,
but only when done with love.

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 16, 2010, 7:13:53 PM11/16/10
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I like the part about give them enough slack.
cuhulin, I am Pathetic

John Smith

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Nov 16, 2010, 7:33:27 PM11/16/10
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Just don't be under em' when they pees in those trees! :-(

Regards,
JS

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 16, 2010, 9:09:55 PM11/16/10
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Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs on the Discovery channel.He is helping a guy
install lightning rods on a castle in Lucedale,Mississippi.
cuhulin

John Smith

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Nov 16, 2010, 9:20:32 PM11/16/10
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Great! Let me know if he ever has an episode where he cleans the
Kookaburras out of someones' trees ... because the guy found out,
Kookaburras pees in those trees!

Regards,
JS

RHF

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Nov 16, 2010, 9:55:56 PM11/16/10
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On Nov 16, 3:41 pm, cuhu...@webtv.net wrote:
> Ufonious, Ahh am a backwater Hick, yu nose Ahh kint speell.
> cuhulin, Pathetic People R US

your ALL = pathetic! : Pathetic People R US

RHF

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Nov 16, 2010, 10:07:52 PM11/16/10
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On Nov 16, 1:50 pm, m II <C...@in.the.hat> wrote:

- - On 10-11-16 02:12 PM, Peter Lucas wrote:
- - You want to know why I got the nickname Psycho?
- - Because I went to jail for biting a guys finger off
- - after he gave me the finger in traffic.

- ahhh..that wasn't RHF's finger.

NAH - There you go nnlInn/ i still got it ;;-}}

- On the plus side,

On the 'other' hand \nnllnn i got them all too

- he LIKES peeing while being seated.
- mike

mikey,,, Mikey... MIKEY ! ! !

When you sit down to take-a-crap . . .
you might as well Pee at the same time
. . . unless you are so OCD about Being-A-Man
that you can only Pee stand-up . . .

mike now take a pee break -cause- your
eyes are turning yellow again - pal ~ RHF
.
.

Krypsis

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Nov 17, 2010, 5:40:55 AM11/17/10
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Kookaburras are birds so they don't "pee" per se. Koalas, on the other
hand, will.....

Krypsis


RHF

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Nov 17, 2010, 8:27:24 AM11/17/10
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On Nov 16, 4:19 pm, Aussie <Aus...@home.upstairs.in.brissie.aus>
wrote:

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

-snip-Snip-SNIP-

snip sniping away,,,
Snip Sniping Away...
The More You Read It
The More You Have To
SNIP SNIPING AWAY ! ! !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6Zx_fzpq8
.
- PDNFTT.
-
- Please Do Not Feed The Trolls.
-
- To do so only shows everyone what an
- internet 'newbie' you are.
-
- Look at the diversity of crossposts, for a start
- (that's your *first* big clue), then look at the
- subject matter, and the fact that it signs with
- someone elses name.
-
- The ID:
- <ps...@lawyer.com>
-
- is a well known and documented stalker troll
- originating out of the USA.
- Go ahead and do a Google on that ID and see
- for yourself.
-
- And you are about the 20th internet 'newbie'
- to get sucked in by it.
-
- Learn from this...... and
- if you *must* reply to trolls, at least snip their bullshit.
-
- --
- Peter Lucas                            
- Hobart
- Tasmania
-
- The act of feeding someone is an act of beauty,
- whether it's a full Sunday roast or a jam sandwich,
- but only when done with love.

-original-post-
Subject : your ALL = pathetic!
From : Peter Lucas <ps...@lawyer.com>
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.radio.shortwave/msg/a4ec3cf29b70ab6b

Trolls-R-Us : PDNFTT! = Please Do Not Feed The Trolls !

*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
*IF* You 'Must' Reply To Trolls :
At Least Snip Their BullShit .
.
.

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 17, 2010, 8:55:38 AM11/17/10
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How does that Aussie song go?
Once a jolly swagman,,,,,,

Waltzing Matilda, I think.
cuhulin

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 17, 2010, 9:47:38 AM11/17/10
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My little couch buddy doggy is an Aussie, she is not Pathetic.But she
was born at 2116 North Chapel Hill Road in Raymond,Mississippi.I gave
Clay Mason $150.00 for doggy, of course his wife took my money.You know
how that goes. http://www.cattledog.com http://www.acdca.org

Just like when I went to Sioux Falls,South Dakota in November 1971 and I
gave that guy $1,800.00 for my 1914 Ford Model T Runabout Roadster car,
his wife took my money.
http://www.devilfinder.com
1914 Ford Model T Runabout Roadster Cars
cuhulin

John Smith

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Nov 17, 2010, 10:14:54 AM11/17/10
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On 11/17/2010 2:40 AM, Krypsis wrote:

> ...
> Krypsis
>
>

Actually, they do ... next time check your "facts" before you claim to
know what you are talking about.

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/zoo00/zoo00096.htm

Regards,
JS

John Smith

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Nov 17, 2010, 10:32:07 AM11/17/10
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Actually, I should have explained that "explanation." The link above, I
was poking fun at. And, I gave a silly answer by a "government
scientist" which, is quite obviously, in error and might be what
confuses many, or seems to.

Birds DO urinate, it is true that both feces and urine are present in
the product of their waste removal system -- but, they DO urinate ... or
pee!

THIS:
"The urates are a by-product of the kidneys and are usually snow white
when dry. They are chalky in texture and will vary in size from tiny (as
in the budgie) to large and spread out (as in the macaw). It's normal to
have some transient color changes during the day and some colored
formulated foods can tinge them a creamy color.

The urine is the liquid portion and its normally clear. The volume of
urine will change according to what the bird is eating. You will see
more after consumption of fruits and vegetables and less after pellets."

FROM HERE:
http://www.wingwise.com/droppings.htm

However, google will provide you with much more, also.

I know in some newsgroups, you don't give flippant answers, too many
miss the sarcasm they contain ...

Regards,
JS

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 17, 2010, 10:54:50 AM11/17/10
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There is almost always some bird poop on top of my snail mail box out
there in front of doggy's front yard.How about your snail mail box, any
bird poop on there?
cuhulin

m II

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Nov 17, 2010, 11:10:45 AM11/17/10
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It's 'You are all pathetic." that shortens to 'You're all pathetic',
with the apostrophe replacing the missing letter.

If you spent as much money on education as you do killing and torturing
people around the world, you'd be far better off.

mike

John Smith

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Nov 17, 2010, 11:46:14 AM11/17/10
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Since having my mailbox stolen, many times, I now have an inside mailbox
at the local post office ... it is getting increasingly dangerous here
in California. The weird part? A WHOLE BUNCH OF IDIOTS DON'T EVEN SEEM
TO NOTICE!

They say the homeless and kids are doing it. But, I kept increasing the
strength and durability of mailbox, as each kept getting stolen, they
used a cordless diamond wheel or saw go get the last one ... you
generally don't see a lot of homeless people and kids with those sorts
of tools ...

Sorry, but that is what it is like here ... :-(

Regards,
JS

John Smith

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Nov 17, 2010, 11:48:14 AM11/17/10
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On 11/17/2010 8:10 AM, m II wrote:

> ...


> It's 'You are all pathetic." that shortens to 'You're all pathetic',
> with the apostrophe replacing the missing letter.
>
> If you spent as much money on education as you do killing and torturing
> people around the world, you'd be far better off.
>
>
>
> mike

If you don't like the message, attack the messenger. Perhaps, in this
case, you just don't like the messenger ...

Regards,
JS

RHF

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Nov 17, 2010, 1:20:00 PM11/17/10
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Mike [M II]

your ALL = canadian! : Canada People R US

-cause- you are .s.o. canadian ~ RHF
.

RHF

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Nov 17, 2010, 1:37:18 PM11/17/10
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JS,

Mike [M II] has a very long documented history
of Bashing the USA and Attacking Americans.

Preaching Hate Against Religion.

Attacking All Things Jewish and Israel

Loves to use The-N-Word by 'quoting' others.

Oh did I mention his main themes usually involve
Bashing the USA and Attacking Americans.

imho - clearly hates himself for being a canadian
and secretly wishes he was an american ~ RHF
.
Just for Mike [M II] :
If... I Were An American
yada yada yada da da da...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ_-CmwHWPo
If... I Were An Am-Merry-Can !
hap hap hap pe pe pe i'd be...
.
.

Krypsis

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Nov 17, 2010, 2:55:37 PM11/17/10
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Actually, with one exception, they don't!

----------------------------------------------------

Birding - Do birds urinate ?
Expert: Roger Lederer - 5/31/2004

Question
In general, do birds urinate ?

Answer
No.Unlike mammals, which excrete waste fluid as urine and solid waste as
feces, birds mix both liquid waste and solid waste into the white paste
you see as bird droppings. The only exception is the ostrich, which has
a urinary bladder. For more information on wild birds, see
www.ornithology.com. Roger Lederer

--------------------------------------------------------

To pee, as distinct from crapping, you really do need a bladder. Without
the bladder, all the birds are doing is crapping as the liquid waste is
mixed with the solid waste.

Krypsis

John Smith

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Nov 17, 2010, 3:43:40 PM11/17/10
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On 11/17/2010 11:55 AM, Krypsis wrote:

> ...
> Krypsis
>

What an idiot-moron.

The urine in the expelled waste matter is observable and used to
diagnose disease in birds.

Urine is urine and slang is pee ... gawd those schools have been damn
dumbed down!

Regards,
JS

John Smith

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On 11/17/2010 10:37 AM, RHF wrote:

> ...


> Mike [M II] has a very long documented history
> of Bashing the USA and Attacking Americans.

> ...

Well, the world does need idiot-morons too. Without them the
intelligent would be unremarkable and normal to the point of boring.

Gives us reason to be thankful ... yanno'?

Regards,
JS

RHF

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Nov 17, 2010, 4:25:01 PM11/17/10
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On Nov 17, 11:55 am, Krypsis <kryp...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
> On 18/11/2010 2:14 AM, John Smith wrote:
>
> > On 11/17/2010 2:40 AM, Krypsis wrote:
>
> >> ...
> >> Krypsis
>
> > Actually, they do ... next time check your "facts" before you claim to
> > know what you are talking about.
>
> >http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/zoo00/zoo00096.htm
>
> > Regards,
> > JS
>
> Actually, with one exception, they don't!
>
> ----------------------------------------------------
>
> Birding - Do birds urinate ?
> Expert: Roger Lederer - 5/31/2004
>
> Question
> In general, do birds urinate ?
>
> Answer
> No.Unlike mammals, which excrete waste fluid as urine and solid waste as
> feces, birds mix both liquid waste and solid waste into the white paste
> you see as bird droppings. The only exception is the ostrich, which has
> a urinary bladder. For more information on wild birds, seewww.ornithology.com. Roger Lederer
>
> --------------------------------------------------------
>
- To pee, as distinct from crapping,
- you really do need a bladder.
- Without the bladder,
- all the birds are doing is crapping as the
- liquid waste is mixed with the solid waste.
-
- Krypsis

yeah,,, Yeah... YEAH ! ! !
bladder,,, Bladder... BLADDER ! ! !

OK : It Ain't Shit -and- It Ain't Pee

IT'S SPLAT ! -as-in- It Goes Splat !
- = * S * P * L * A * T * = -
-spelled-back-wards-it's- "TALPS"
Should you see the Splat in your
car's mirror on your read window.

Splat on the sidewalk
http://www.wqed.org/birdblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/birdpoop_IMG_20101111_084157_rsz.jpg

Splat on your Car's Front Window
http://www.nachi.org/images10/Bird-Poop-Art-Car2.jpg

and... Splat On Your Face -if- You Look Up.
http://voize.my/images/stories/bird_poop.jpg

'Splat' as "Art"
http://davesdailydose.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bird_poop_statue.jpg

Ready... Aim... Splat!!!
http://www.timemastermd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/BirdWhiteWash1.jpg

-matter-of-fact- Splat can be everywhere
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/43869090_f3d8f758a4.jpg

Remember that old Axiom . . .
. . . SPLAT HAPPENS !
The Constant Sound of Splat Happening . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7k4dHhwwX4

now you know your 'splat' ~ RHF
-wrt- just the splat man and . . .
nothing but the splat
.
.

amdx

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Nov 17, 2010, 4:57:11 PM11/17/10
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> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia

Are you related to Phil?


cuh...@webtv.net

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http://www.devilfinder.com
National Retriever Championship Warren County,Mississippi

According to Bert (Berrrrrrrt Case) Case at WLBT 3 5:00 PM tee vee news,
the object is to see which Dog is the best Retriever in the United
States.Bert Case said people from all over America bring their
Retrievers to the Championship.
That is Cool.
cuhulin

Krypsis

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Nov 17, 2010, 6:50:07 PM11/17/10
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On 18/11/2010 7:43 AM, John Smith wrote:
> On 11/17/2010 11:55 AM, Krypsis wrote:
>
>> ...
>> Krypsis
>>
>
> What an idiot-moron.

You certainly seem to be.


>
> The urine in the expelled waste matter is observable and used to
> diagnose disease in birds.

Of course it is but urination is not a separate process to crapping.
There is no distinct and separate "peeing" process. If a bird craps on
you, you don't say you've been "peed on", do you?


>
> Urine is urine and slang is pee ...

But peeing is the process of peeing as distinct and separate from the
process of crapping.

gawd those schools have been damn dumbed down!

The schools in your neck of the woods certainly seem to have been!
>
> Regards,
> JS

Krypsis


cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 17, 2010, 8:19:02 PM11/17/10
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http://www.devilfinder.com
Emma come first

You foul swine, says the lady.
cuhulin

John Smith

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Nov 17, 2010, 9:34:35 PM11/17/10
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On 11/17/2010 3:50 PM, Krypsis wrote:

> ...
> Krypsis
>
>

Well, let me make it simple, perhaps simple enough for even you to get.
If I chit and peed in a bucket, stirred it all together, then picked
up a big wad of it, with a rubber glove on, of course, and hit you in
the face--you would find it hard to argue I just hit you with a load of
my piss ... consider the chit a bonus! :-)

Regards,
JS

John Smith

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Nov 17, 2010, 9:38:13 PM11/17/10
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On 11/17/2010 1:25 PM, RHF wrote:

> ...

Pee contains urea, or uric acid--a form or urea ... pee is pee, even if
you mix it with fecal matter!

It might not taste all the same, but then, I don't wanna' know about
that ... ROFLOL

Regards,
JS

Krypsis

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Nov 17, 2010, 9:44:04 PM11/17/10
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Talk to me about it when bird pee and crap from separate orifices as
mammals do.

Krypsis


RHF

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Nov 18, 2010, 6:14:15 AM11/18/10
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.
Nah - 'Splat' -is-"SPLAT" ! : Bird Droppings
'Splat' is a mixture of both Piss and Shit
-wrt-
Birds-R-Us -says- You Don't Know Splat !
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.radio.shortwave/msg/2a178479212c28f2
.

RHF

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RHF

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Brian Gregory [UK]

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Nov 20, 2010, 12:15:51 PM11/20/10
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"Peter Lucas" <ps...@lawyer.com> wrote in message
news:b416fa34-1ae8-4927...@j18g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> Time to un-lurk and spell it out. You loosers are totally pathetic.
> Your childish,witless, stupid and repetitive.
> There arent one post on this whole forum that looks like it came from
> anyone who has more IQ points than there teeth.
>
> Revenge? What a frikken joke! You wouldnt know how to get revenge on
> anyone. You poor deluded little twonks. rename the forums to Potty-
> Mouthkindergarten you morons. What a bunch of ineffective jerk offs.
>
> Shite, I wish people wouldnt let their kids have access to computers
> without supervision.
>
> Ill leave you here to lick each others juicy little arses and suck
> each others turgid little cocks.
>
> It was a waste of time coming here. Bye shite eaters; and dont forget
> to watch frikken sesame street in the morning. That is just about all
> you socalled university ''educated' loosers are good for.
>
> I dont give up, I dont go away, I just get angrier and angrier until
> I get to feel bones breaking in the arseholes that are pissing me
> off.
>
> You laugh and feel smug now but I PROMISE you, all loosers that
> post on the forums are going to feel MAJOR pain.
>
> I already know where one of you are, you had already had an ISP track
> you down for something else. I got that info shite for brains and Im
> going to use it.
>
> Laugh now cos you sure as shite wont laugh later.
>
> You want to know why I got the nickname Psycho? Because I went to jail
> for biting a guys finger off after he gave me the finger in traffic.
>
> I followed him for almost thirty miles before I got the cowardly
> little arsehole.
>
> You dipshits have pissed me off a fucking sight more than he did.
>
> Frikken wannabe forum loosers; take that! BuhBye!
>
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia

Appalling spelling and grammar throughout.

--

Brian Gregory. (In the UK)
n...@bgdsv.co.uk
To email me remove the letter vee.


cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 20, 2010, 1:47:33 PM11/20/10
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Thank you Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, and Sister Sara! (Two Mules for
Sister Sara movie)

Yes, I have internet accees again.What it was, last Wednesday around
midnightish, my land line phone line crapped it's pants, Zero access
untill just now.Yesterday, I drove over to my brother in law's house and
I used his cell phone to call AT&T. (Atrocious Atrocious & Atrocious =
AT&T)
They ran a test on my land line from wherever (in Georgia, I reckon) and
said I do have a problem with my line.On Monday evening of next week, a
repairman is suppose to be here.

I have a Sperry phone line tester gadget I bought at the Lowe's store a
few months ago.It showed I have/had (Sh!t, I don't know) a reversed
line.What does that mean, reversed line?

..Yeah, I am Pathetic.You wants to give me a spanking because I am
soooooo Pathetic?
cuhulin

dave

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Nov 20, 2010, 3:37:05 PM11/20/10
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cuh...@webtv.net wrote:
> Thank you Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, and Sister Sara! (Two Mules for
> Sister Sara movie)
>
> Yes, I have internet accees again.What it was, last Wednesday around
> midnightish, my land line phone line crapped it's pants, Zero access
> untill just now.Yesterday, I drove over to my brother in law's house and
> I used his cell phone to call AT&T. (Atrocious Atrocious& Atrocious =

> AT&T)
> They ran a test on my land line from wherever (in Georgia, I reckon) and
> said I do have a problem with my line.On Monday evening of next week, a
> repairman is suppose to be here.
>
> I have a Sperry phone line tester gadget I bought at the Lowe's store a
> few months ago.It showed I have/had (Sh!t, I don't know) a reversed
> line.What does that mean, reversed line?
>
> ..Yeah, I am Pathetic.You wants to give me a spanking because I am
> soooooo Pathetic?
> cuhulin
>

Red > Green

Green > Red

Does your DTMF work?

RHF

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Nov 20, 2010, 2:54:11 PM11/20/10
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On Nov 20, 10:47 am, cuhu...@webtv.net wrote:
> Thank you Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, and Sister Sara! (Two Mules for
> Sister Sara movie)
>
> Yes, I have internet accees again.What it was, last Wednesday around
> midnightish, my land line phone line crapped it's pants, Zero access
> untill just now.Yesterday, I drove over to my brother in law's house and
- I used his cell phone to call AT&T.
- (Atrocious Atrocious & Atrocious = AT&T)

AT&T. (Atrocious aTrocious & aTrocious = AT&T)

> They ran a test on my land line from wherever (in Georgia, I reckon) and
> said I do have a problem with my line.On Monday evening of next week, a
> repairman is suppose to be here.
>
> I have a Sperry phone line tester gadget I bought at the Lowe's store a
> few months ago.It showed I have/had (Sh!t, I don't know) a reversed
> line.What does that mean, reversed line?
>
> ..Yeah, I am Pathetic.You wants to give me a spanking because I am
> soooooo Pathetic?
> cuhulin  

-caution- DHS has put a 'Tap' on your Land-Line
and "BIG SIS" NAPOLITANO is listening . . .
.

Joe from Kokomo

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Nov 20, 2010, 3:00:52 PM11/20/10
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On 11/20/2010 3:37 PM, dave wrote:

> Red > Green
>
> Green > Red
>
> Does your DTMF work?

That -used- to be a good test for a reversal, but you're living in the past.

Every TT pad made in the last 25 or 30 years has a "Polarity Guard" --
Bell Labs Speak for a bridge rectifier that allows the pad to operate no
matter which way the line is wired.

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 20, 2010, 5:03:09 PM11/20/10
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Popeye (the Pathetic Sailor Man) movie (Robin Williams and them other
people in that movie) has just now finished up on WRBJ channel 34.That
is one of the Bestest movies ever, Bar none!

I am Popeye the Sailorrrr mannnn,,,, I am strong to the finish because I
eat my spinach,,,,,,,, I am Popeye the Sailor mannnnnnnn,,,,,
cuhulin, the Army man

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 20, 2010, 5:16:40 PM11/20/10
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I used my phone less than an hour ago, in case Big Sis wants to know.My
brother in law's son is looking for a small trailer, about five or six
feet long trailer.(he can easily afford to buy a new trailer) There is a
company on Highway 49 South about a ten miles drive South of doggy's
couch, they manufacture new trailers there, all kinds of small and large
trailers,it used to be called Blaine's, I don't know what it is called
now.My old buddy lives near there.His neighbor has a nice small enclosed
trailer that he almost never uses.My old buddy's neighbor and my brother
in law are retired from the Air Force.My brother in law said he will go
over there and look the trailer over.

In case Commie Big Sis/Commie Big Brother wants to know.

It is MY phone, and I will use it when I want to.
cuhulin

dave

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Nov 20, 2010, 7:07:52 PM11/20/10
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Joe from Kokomo wrote:

>> Does your DTMF work?
>
> That -used- to be a good test for a reversal, but you're living in the
> past.
>
> Every TT pad made in the last 25 or 30 years has a "Polarity Guard" --
> Bell Labs Speak for a bridge rectifier that allows the pad to operate no
> matter which way the line is wired.
>

We are talking Larry's phone, that only gets used for outgoing calls.
There are some 2500s ca. 45 years of age out there.

But you are correct, I don't do a lot of phone work.

RHF

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Nov 20, 2010, 6:44:35 PM11/20/10
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OK so Cuhulin's :
1 - Internet Does Not Work
2 - Phone Does Not Work
3 - Phone Company says "problem with my line"

Oops So... How is Cuhulin still posting here . . .
-via- Dish/Satellite? -or- Cable?

The simplest and easiest Phone Line Test is
Un-Plug Everything from the Phone Line :
Then use an old basic Mechanical/Analog
{Pulse} Phone and 'Check' for a Dial Tone :
Next Try Dialing Out.
Then have someone call you.
-or- Call Your Land-Line via Your Cellphone.

Buy one of these "Telephone Line Tester"
http://www.amazon.com/Ace-Telephone-Line-Tester-3038205/dp/B000GAUT2I
-or- Line-Bug 4 Phone/ LAN Tester
http://cableorganizer.com/electrical-testers/linebug4.htm

-read- Testing and Repairing Phone Lines
http://www.sandman.com/loop.html
-or- Telephone Trouble and Troubleshooting
http://www.naturalhandyman.com/iip/inftelephone/inftel.html

GET a Back-Up Land-Line
-via- Voice over Internet Protocol [VoIP]
using Vonage, Skype, MagicJack, etc...
.
.

leig...@optusnet.com.au

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Nov 20, 2010, 7:24:29 PM11/20/10
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On Nov 17, 10:19 am, Aussie <Aus...@home.upstairs.in.brissie.aus>
wrote:
> "leigh8...@optusnet.com.au" <leigh8...@optusnet.com.au> wrote innews:6151a394-16d6-48b2...@o2g2000vbh.googlegroups.com:
>
> > On Nov 17, 7:12 am, A Stalker Troll <ps...@lawyer.com> wrote:
>
> (Snip well known and continual troll post)
>
>
>
> > I think subject line should read:
> > You are all = pathetic or You're all = pathetic (basic English
> > grammar)
> > Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, oh dear now what has got
> > your superiority goat then?  The IQ level, the banality of the subject
> > matter, or just, not on topic.
> > We could go on, but threatening revenge is also discourteous, give
> > them enough slack, better yet, lead by example, or is your own POV not
> > up to it lately or do you just read posts from subject line?
> > Think of the Bell curve and your position on it.
> > @:}>
>
> PDNFTT.
>
> Please Do Not Feed The Trolls.
>
> To do so only shows everyone what an internet 'newbie' you are.
>
> Look at the diversity of crossposts, for a start (that's your *first* big
> clue), then look at the subject matter, and the fact that it signs with
> someone elses name.
>
> The ID:
> <ps...@lawyer.com>
>
> is a well known and documented stalker troll originating out of the USA.
> Go ahead and do a Google on that ID and see for yourself.
>
> And you are about the 20th internet 'newbie' to get sucked in by it.
>
> Learn from this...... and if you *must* reply to trolls, at least snip
> their bullshit.
>
> --
> Peter Lucas                            
> Hobart
> Tasmania
>
> The act of feeding someone is an act of beauty,
> whether it's a full Sunday roast or a jam sandwich,
> but only when done with love.

I think you are right, but a bad attitude needs fixing!
@:}>

arthr...@webtv.net

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Nov 21, 2010, 12:52:57 AM11/21/10
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A reversed line polarity is not the cause to lose a dialtone. If the
Sperry tester lights up at all it means the DC component is in order.
The -48VDC can actually be measured with the simplest basic ordinary
voltmeter. What may be out of order is either: dial tone absent
alltogether or the central office does not recognize the off-hook
condition. Does your phone ring when the tel/number is dialed from
outside ?

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 23, 2010, 4:59:19 PM11/23/10
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My AT&T phone line quit working last Wednesday night.Mysteriously, it
started working again for about five hours last Saturday afternoon.Then,
my AT&T phone line went 100 percent dead, nothing but silence, baby,
silence.This afternoon, less than one hour ago, an AT&T phone repairman
fixed/repaired my AT&T phone line.
cuhulin
................................
Call if you get worrrk,,,,
................................

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 23, 2010, 9:49:18 PM11/23/10
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I remember when it was called Southern Bell Telephone Company,,, and in
1956 when I lived in Bozeman,Montana, a guy (his last name was Nelson,
from Wisconsin) who worked in the same company
(http://www.mbakercorp.com) my dad worked at, asked my youngest sister
if she is a Southern Belle.She said, No!, that's the telephone company.

http://www.devilfinder.com
History of Mississippi Telephone Companies

Nowadays, all phone companies Suck!
cuhulin

arthr...@webtv.net

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Nov 23, 2010, 11:29:12 PM11/23/10
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Sad,but it is the bitter truth...

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 23, 2010, 11:42:37 PM11/23/10
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I phoned AT&T last Friday, from my brother in law's house, about ten
miles round trip from doggy's couch.That female digital voice said my
problem will be resolved on Monday evening, November 22,2010.Nobody
showed up here yesterday.This Morning, I was back over to my brother in
laws's house at about 7:00 AM.AT&T female digital voice said my problem
will be resolved on Wednesday, November 24,2010.Howsomever, the AT&T
repairman guy got here at about 3:00 PM this afternoon, he got my AT&T
line working.

I am tired and sleepy.Wait for it,
WOO WOO WOOF!
cuhulin

D. Peter Maus

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'Twas ever thus.


Joe from Kokomo

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>>> Nowadays, all phone companies Suck!
>>> cuhulin
>>
>> Sad,but it is the bitter truth...

On 11/24/2010 12:53 AM, D. Peter Maus wrote:

> 'Twas ever thus.

"Phone companies suck" and it "Twas *ever* thus"?

My, my...

...how quickly you blow off decades of inexpensive, -universal-
telephone service, rugged, reliable telephone instruments, countless
Bell Labs inventions, not the least of which were the transistor and CCDs.

A telephone system that was the envy of the world...and you say it was
"ever thus". How quickly you forget. :-(

P.S.
If you *must* cast aspersions, try railing against Judge Green who
totally destroyed the Bell System.

D. Peter Maus

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On 11/24/10 06:42 , Joe from Kokomo wrote:
>
>>>> Nowadays, all phone companies Suck!
>>>> cuhulin
>>>
>>> Sad,but it is the bitter truth...
>
> On 11/24/2010 12:53 AM, D. Peter Maus wrote:
>
>> 'Twas ever thus.
>
> "Phone companies suck" and it "Twas *ever* thus"?
>
> My, my...
>
> ...how quickly you blow off decades of inexpensive, -universal-
> telephone service, rugged, reliable telephone instruments, countless
> Bell Labs inventions, not the least of which were the transistor and CCDs.

The goal of the company was NOT inexpensive, universal telephone
service. They were held to rates by the government, and a number of
consumer groups. But the stated goal in internal papers was to jack
rates up to levels about where they are today....in the 1970's. I
sat in meetings where it was stated outright that the goal is $100
telephone bills before the end of the decade. That was in 1976.

The Labs' inventions stand on their own without my comment. Bell
Labs was one of the most productive and innovative environments in
the world.

But they were also the source of decades of human manipulation.
With, often, disastrous effects on individuals within and without
the organization.

I can't count the number of friends and colleagues I put in the
ground due to stress and overwork. Or how many memoes I received
leading off with the declaration: It is the position of the Company
that your JOB comes first." No surprise there. But the games played
with employees with the temerity to schedule things like education,
on their own time, to see to it that ONLY such things that were to
the benefit of the company were studied, rank as the finest examples
of corporate abuse.


>
> A telephone system that was the envy of the world...and you say it was
> "ever thus". How quickly you forget. :-(

The telephone system is one thing. The company that built it is
another.

I used to work at the Bell System. I got to read the Bell Labs
research on human productivity enhancement. They rank just below the
Ethyl Corporation for corporate indifference.


>
> P.S.
> If you *must* cast aspersions, try railing against Judge Green who
> totally destroyed the Bell System.

That's a whole other issue. And you may find yourself surprised
that we're in agreement on this one.

dave

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As I recall it cost several 1970 dollars to make a single cross-country
phone call when Ma Bell owned everything, and you weren't allowed to
attach anything to the line. Answering machines took up the whole desk
and had 2 reels of magnetic tape inside. Don't even get me started on
speakerphones and/or recorder couplers. Fuck AT&T/Southwestern Bell.

Brenda Ann

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"dave" wrote in message
news:4ced19f6$0$5529$bd46...@news.dslextreme.com...


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I had a phone at the time of the divestiture. I almost never made long
distance calls. My local service, including call waiting and call
forwarding, went from $10 a month to $39 a month.

Bell System was heavily regulated by the feds, and it was in fact a federal
crime for the customer to connect anything to the system. Didn't keep many
people from adding extension phones anyway, but if the ringer current went
up too much, they got busted and often fined.

Answering machine and speakerphone (and autodialer) technology was primitive
in the 70's. I had a late 60's autodialer that actually used a rotary dial
and stepping relays. Into the late 70's, things like the Demon Dialer came
out, but were very expensive. Also not all that reliable. I caught hell from
the local constabulary because my Demon Dialer tones were off, and the
number "2" would not register with the phone company's equipment properly. I
didn't find this out until I kept trying to call the local time of day
number (229-1212), and got the 911 operator three times running. I had to
try to explain that I was not crank calling 911. Tossed my $240 Demon Dialer
in the dumpster after that.


dave

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Nov 24, 2010, 9:30:04 AM11/24/10
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They were using long distance to subsidize local. I can still get
measured service for $16/month (before fees and taxes). I do like the
extra quality of service you get from the incumbent. I want 9-1-1 to
work when I have the "big one".

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 24, 2010, 10:48:31 AM11/24/10
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I never did count them, but I reckon I own at least ten old
telephones.One of them is a Western Union brass candlestick phone, it
isn't the kind that has a dialer on it, it is at least 100 years old, or
older.My 1914 Ford Model T car will be 100 years old in four more years,
it will outlive me.Another one is a Western Union desk phone which dates
back to 1933.Other phones I own which date back to the 1940's and 1950's
and 1960's.One of rhem is a made in Sweden Ericaphone,something like
that phone, the dialer and the hang up button are on the bottom of the
phone.Another one is a funny looking made in France phone.I like all
phones if they are old, old enough to suit me.

The AT&T repairman, when he got here yesterday to fix my phone line, he
said he has to go down the street and check an interphase.He was gone
about twenty minutes.When he got back here, he connected a portable
electronic box thingy to the phone box in my carport.Then he tapped on a
bunch of buttons (numbers/letters/buttons/keys/whatever) on his
electronic box.Then he told me to check my phone for a dial tone.My
phone line is working ok now.
cuhulin

m II

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Nov 24, 2010, 1:22:49 PM11/24/10
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On 10-11-24 08:48 AM, cuh...@webtv.net wrote:

> The AT&T repairman, when he got here yesterday to fix my phone line, he
> said he has to go down the street and check an interphase.He was gone
> about twenty minutes.When he got back here, he connected a portable
> electronic box thingy to the phone box in my carport.Then he tapped on a
> bunch of buttons (numbers/letters/buttons/keys/whatever) on his
> electronic box.Then he told me to check my phone for a dial tone.My
> phone line is working ok now.
> cuhulin
>


That wasn't a phone repair guy. The CIA has found out you never leave
the phone plugged in and want to know what you are hiding. There seems
to be more to your life than sending red lace bras to Holland MI.

mike

dave

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Nov 24, 2010, 1:40:11 PM11/24/10
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I'm still looking for the oil drain on my Black and Decker lawnmower.

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 24, 2010, 5:16:30 PM11/24/10
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It is my phone and I will plug it in and unplug it whenever I wants to.

I am thinking about buying a Tracphone and a minutes call card so that
when my AT&T land line isn't working I can call AT&T to come fix my land
line.

The other day I asked my brother in law if Comcast is his ISP provider,
for his computer.He said, Hell No!
cuhulin

cuh...@webtv.net

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Nov 25, 2010, 2:01:20 PM11/25/10
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http://www.devilfinder.com
Electric motors with oil drain plugs

Click on the maintenanceworld.com link. Certain kinds of electric motors
do have an oil drain plug.

Here is how to Improve your walk behind gas engine lawn mower.That
automatic engine shut off crap on there, take that crap off and throw it
away.You might save that little cable, never know when it might come in
handy for something.That's what I always do.I either rig a coil spring
somewhere on the engine to ground the spark plug to shut off the engine,
or I use a screwdriver.
cuhulin

Krypsis

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Nov 26, 2010, 5:57:38 AM11/26/10
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The only lawnmowers we have here with that garbage on them are US
imports and they don't sell all that well. I had one given to me and I
promptly passed it on as it was a piece of trash. The B&S engine was the
best part of it.

Our locally produced units have a kill switch built in to the throttle
lever. I guess the US manufacturers need to cater to local operators who
aren't all that bright and might be run over by their own lawnmower!!

Krypsis

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