Pocket rockets
Smiley
I know that all cards and combinations of cards have a nickname. I would
like to place these on my web site, however my list is incomplete. Any help
with the ones I am missing or possibly have wrong would be appreciated. My
list so far follows.
A A - Pocket rockets, American airlines
A K - Big slick
K`s - Cowboys
K 9 - Dog
Q 7 - Computer hand
Q 3 - Sanfrancisco waiter
Q`s - Ladies, Mop squeezer's, Whores
J`s - Hooks
J 8 - Jeffery Dahmer (ate jack)
J 5 - Motown
10`s - So many miles of RR tracks, or bad roads
10 5 - Woolworth's
10 4 - Broderick Crawford
10 2 - Doyle Brunson
9 8 - Oldsmobile
9 2 - Montana banana
8`s - Snowmen
7`s - Walking sticks
7 6 - Union Oil Co.
6 9 - The love hand, Happy meal
6 3 - Jimmy Somerfield
4`s - Drunk Mans Ace
3`s - Treys
2`s - Ducks
2 3 - Mississippi Big slick
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Kevin Larsen
klar...@midsouth.rr.com
Smiley`s Casino Survival Guide
http://www.angelfire.com/ms/yelims/index.html
Peg Smith
<klar...@midsouth.rr.com> writes:
>...K`s - Cowboys
>Q`s - Ladies, Mop squeezer's, Whores...
If you insist on calling queens "whores", I respectfully request that you call
kings "dickless wonders".
Peg
Ken M
California Big Slick.
MiamiJim1
QQ - Zigfreid and Roy
77 - Buggy Tops
55- PRESTO
69 - Dinner for two
OleMissGolf
Water chickens.
Jonathan Kaplan.com>
>
>Hi Group,
>
>I know that all cards and combinations of cards have a nickname. I would
>like to place these on my web site, however my list is incomplete.
here is one of my own creation---
A4----transvestite
huh? what?
well, card "squeezers" may appreciate this...
when you see the first card and it is an Ace, then you squeeze out the second
card....if it is a four, you see the "conehead" of the four at first and your
heart leaps a bit with excitement (another Ace!!), then you examine more
closely, and you are quite disappointed.
transvestite.
smile
Jonathan
no matter where you go, there you are....
hevron blacktick
back. What are you supposed to say when someone
says "Presto?"
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BARMAN50
debbie
83o Suzana Banana
Warren
Q9 Quinine
69 Big Lick
10/10 Thirty days said the judge
J/6 Jacks and sixes said quickly over and over sound like a
choo choo
K9 Dogpound
A234 Dealer in Omaha gave me ABCD then dealt SHIT
"Smiley" <klar...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote in message
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Steve Carbonara
> Hey--there was a thread about "presto" a few months
> back. What are you supposed to say when someone
> says "Presto?"
If there's any justice in the world... you'll hear, "That's good."
Don't Tread On Me
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debbie
to buy a round
Mike DiNucci
>
> I know that all cards and combinations of cards have a nickname. I would
> like to place these on my web site, however my list is incomplete. Any help
> with the ones I am missing or possibly have wrong would be appreciated. My
> list so far follows.
>
AA - Bullets
JJ - Two Lads
and my personal favorite:
69 - Big Lick
Bad Bob the Albino
wrote:
Irwin?
Bad Bob the Albino
[Cook him till he's blue and smother him in onions!]
Smiley
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> 7 2 - $%&$
You`d have to explain this one
QuadTwos
Don't Tread On Me
Literally?
7 2 = shit
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lvdlrs
black eyes)
Two red aces - Visine (for two red eyes)
Two Queens - Girls with curls
4-5 Jessie James (cuz of what he carried on his hip)
K-3 Sizzler (cuz of their specials on Alaskan King Crab and also
because one tends to sizzle when losing to such a hand)
Finally 10-8 not that it has a name but it is the only hand that
tells you how to play itself - tenaciously of course.
Gary (...) Philips
Jarrett40
3-8 Raquel Welch
Q-10 Goolsby[Texas Gambler]
3-9 Jack Benny
3-A Baskin Robbins or Ice Cream Hand
A-8 [ you know]
A-10 Johnny Moss
6-9 Joe Bernstein [I like love hand better]
6-3 Blocky [No idea]
6-2 Cowboy Wolford
J-5 Musical Group 8-6 Henry Bowen [Texas
Gambler] Jarrett40
Ty Ramsey
you always raise with it before the flop and still get beat.
Deuce-Seven Offsuits,
Ty
North Shore Mike
JK offsuit - Bachelor hand
North Shore Mike
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sadat muhammad
> 2-9 Twiggy [fashion model]
> 3-8 Raquel Welch
> Q-10 Goolsby[Texas Gambler]
> 3-9 Jack Benny
> 3-A Baskin Robbins or Ice Cream Hand
> A-8 [ you know]
> A-10 Johnny Moss
> 6-9 Joe Bernstein [I like love hand better]
> 6-3 Blocky [No idea]
> 6-2 Cowboy Wolford
> J-5 Musical Group 8-6 Henry Bowen [Texas
> Gambler] Jarrett40
>
A-Q miss slick
Jarge
Smiley
I really did not expect this much response. The list is growing I should
Have it posted on my web page by Monday. Go to:
http://www.angelfire.com/ms/yelims/index.html
Then look for the Poker Slang link will be in a drop down list and a nav
bar.
--
Kevin Larsen
klar...@midsouth.rr.com
Smiley`s Casino Survival Guide
http://www.angelfire.com/ms/yelims/index.html
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The Beet Man
<xku68.113620$t07.16...@twister.midsouth.rr.com>, "Smiley"
<klar...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote:
>Hi Group,
>
>I know that all cards and combinations of cards have a nickname. I would
>like to place these on my web site, however my list is incomplete. Any help
>with the ones I am missing or possibly have wrong would be appreciated.
I'd suggest searching on Google for older threads on this topic--this
one pops up a couple times a year and you'll probably be able to get a
pretty comprehensive list on Google.
--
This post brought to you courtesy of the Beet Man!
Jarge
If it's offsuit, Fork Off
If it's spades, it's Spork!
> I know that all cards and combinations of cards have a nickname. I would
> like to place these on my web site, however my list is incomplete. Any
help
Dylanct905
swivelcuff
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> Hi Group,
>
Dan
Don't ask. I used to play at a club in NYC where there were a lot of
Cambodian and Laotian players; this was their favorite hand.
...dan
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Neil
Little Witch, taking money from high trust fund kids, and just plain
having a good time.
A - Bulls or Bullets
K - Eds
Q- Bitches (with appologies to the ladies - but in our game that's
what they were called)
J- Jake or Jake Burrito
T-
9- Ninas
8- Hogs or Hognuts
7- Hockey Sticks
6-
5- Fins
4-
3- Tre's
2- Dueces
Looking back - not to creative.
Joel Spencer
One from the NY Diamond Club:
Cambodian Big Slick 4-7 offsuit
Tom Weideman
>> 6 9 - The love hand, Happy meal
I've also heard this one called "big lick".
And here's one for a entire poker hand that I came up with a few days ago...
"OK Corral" = KKKAA (cowboys full of bullets)
Tom Weideman