The world is watching!
Rick Chisholm
NO!?
<G>
imagine that...
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Boomer
Greg B.
> I didn't know you had elections.
I thought they had a king
Rick Chisholm
Jay Calderwood
> everyone tuned in to the excitement in Canada - big Federal election?
>
> NO!?
>
> <G>
>
> imagine that...
>
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Tom Stowell
> everyone tuned in to the excitement in Canada - big Federal election?
>
> NO!?
>
> <G>
>
> imagine that...
>
Well... I'll bet you've got less fraud than we do.
I mean, geez, who cares, eh?
<VBEG>
Rick Chisholm
Greg B. wrote:
> I thought they had a king
Rick Chisholm
> Well... I'll bet you've got less fraud than we do.
>
> I mean, geez, who cares, eh?
apparently you haven't heard about our Liberal party, they've been
helping themselves to a little too much of the tax payers cash it would
seem - in a bit of hot water now and their long-standing rule is about
to come to an abrupt end.
Jay Calderwood
> I mean, geez, who cares, eh?
Whats that all aboot?
Boomer
Tom Stowell
>
> apparently you haven't heard about our Liberal party, they've been
> helping themselves to a little too much of the tax payers cash it would
> seem - in a bit of hot water now and their long-standing rule is about
> to come to an abrupt end.
>
I think I've heard something about a huge scandal... that nobody is
allowed to talk about, but everyone does anyway...
Is that the one?
Jay Calderwood
> Jay Calderwood wrote:
>> Tom,
>>
>>> I mean, geez, who cares, eh?
>>
>>
>> Whats that all aboot?
>>
>
>
Buy 1 get 1 free
Rick Chisholm
Tom Stowell wrote:
> Yikes! Give me $2 billion (even $C) and I'll give you whatever you need.
> Just name it---to spec and under budget.
Tom Stowell
> yeah - that's one of them - plus a 2 billion dollar boondoggle of a gun
> registry, and some other screw-up leasing old British subs that don't
Rick Chisholm
registry, and some other screw-up leasing old British subs that don't
times...
Tom Stowell wrote:
> Is that the one?
Tom Stowell
> Tom,
>
>> I mean, geez, who cares, eh?
>
>
> Whats that all aboot?
>
Youse sellin' boots? Cold up here. I'll take two.
Tom Stowell
> Tom Stowell wrote:
>
>> Jay Calderwood wrote:
>>
>>> Tom,
>>>
>>>> I mean, geez, who cares, eh?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Whats that all aboot?
>>>
>>
>> Youse sellin' boots? Cold up here. I'll take two.
>>
> Buy 1 get 1 free
>
>
I see the lollerskates are free. Lost leader?
Tom Stowell
> no kidding - could have do it with mysql and php...
I'd love to hear the project manager's explanation. Then again, I'll bet
he doesn't have one.
One question: was Haliburton involved?
Ben A L Jemmett
<GRbBf.1928$W54...@prv-forum2.provo.novell.com>:
> old British subs that don't sink or float when they should and
> like to catch on fire at inopportune times...
I had an old British rubber duck like that once. Gawd bless British
engineering!
--
Regards,
Ben A L Jemmett.
(http://www.jemmett-software.co.uk/, http://www.deltasoft.com/)
Tom Stowell
> Rick Chisholm wrote, in
> <GRbBf.1928$W54...@prv-forum2.provo.novell.com>:
>
>>old British subs that don't sink or float when they should and
>>like to catch on fire at inopportune times...
>
>
> I had an old British rubber duck like that once. Gawd bless British
> engineering!
>
Your rubber ducky would catch fire?
What? They make it out of sodium metal?
Lindsey Johnstone
> Tom Stowell wrote:
>
> > Well... I'll bet you've got less fraud than we do.
> >
> > I mean, geez, who cares, eh?
>
> apparently you haven't heard about our Liberal party, they've been
> helping themselves to a little too much of the tax payers cash it
> would seem - in a bit of hot water now and their long-standing rule
> is about to come to an abrupt end.
I wonder about those folks from down this way that headed your way
after our last presidential elections. They must be tickled pink that
the conservatives are gaining control. <g>
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Lindsey
Lindsey Johnstone
Tom, we are talking about Ben Jemmet, nothing is beyond the stretch of
anyones imagination.
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Lindsey
Blinky Bill
--
Blinky Bill
> leasing old British subs that
> don't sink or float when they should and like to catch on fire at
> inopportune times...
Did they forget to ask why the poms didn't want them anymore :-)
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Blinky Bill
95% laptops around here) and went with HP. Since then I have had
nothing but trouble, not only with their support staff but with our rep.
We were promised three things when we agreed to go to HP
1. Employee purchase program. Where employees can buy at our rates
2. Tech support in our country of origin
3. A "quick log" web based system
After multiple e-mails to our HP Account Exec we still have nothing.
We will be moving to Toshiba in our next move.
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Lindsey Johnstone
> everyone tuned in to the excitement in Canada - big Federal election?
>
> NO!?
>
> <G>
>
> imagine that...
Well, Stephen Harper cares about the outcome. <g>
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Lindsey
Ben A L Jemmett
>
> What? They make it out of sodium metal?
Well, I'd like to hear any *better* suggestions for materials to make rubber
ducks out of!
Rick Chisholm
something smart.
Lindsey Johnstone wrote:
> Well, Stephen Harper cares about the outcome. <g>
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Ben S.
> I am the king!
I thought we were talking about roast beef?
--
Boomer
back bacon
Tom Stowell
>>
>>What? They make it out of sodium metal?
>
>
> Well, I'd like to hear any *better* suggestions for materials to make rubber
> ducks out of!
>
Why, white phosphorus, of course...
Ben S.
> > I thought we were talking about roast beef?
>
> back bacon
mmmm bacon...
... did you know, bacon makes everything better? ;)
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Voi Ch'intrate
Tom Stowell wrote:
>>
>> I had an old British rubber duck like that once. Gawd bless British
>> engineering!
>>
>
> Your rubber ducky would catch fire?
>
> What? They make it out of sodium metal?
--
Per me si va ne la citta dolente,
per me si va ne l'etterno dolore,
per me si va tra la perduta gente.
Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore:
fecemi la divina podestate,
la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore.
Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create
se non etterne, e io etterno duro.
Sewermonger
Yummy roast duck.
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Ben A L Jemmett
> cockney
That's like tennis elbow, right?
Boomer
Voi Ch'intrate
Ben A L Jemmett wrote:
> Voi Ch'intrate wrote, in <IavBf.198$di1...@prv-forum2.provo.novell.com>:
>> cockney
>
> That's like tennis elbow, right?
>
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Boomer
knee here....
Voi Ch'intrate
Boomer wrote:
> but my elbow is way up here....
>
>
>
> knee here....
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look at the US!
"Rick Chisholm" <rchisholm@*ARGH*southlandonline.com> wrote in message
news:8LbBf.1918$W54....@prv-forum2.provo.novell.com...
> Tom Stowell wrote:
>
>> Well... I'll bet you've got less fraud than we do.
>>
>> I mean, geez, who cares, eh?
>
> apparently you haven't heard about our Liberal party, they've been helping
> themselves to a little too much of the tax payers cash it would seem - in
> a bit of hot water now and their long-standing rule is about to come to an
> abrupt end.
>
phlp...@nospamaol.com
"Upholder" class submarines to Canada. I do recall thinking to myself 'what
the heck have the Canadian's done to upset us so much for us to sell them
those 4 peaces of crud engineering'.
On behalf of all serving and ex-serving matelots I apologise profusely.
Phil
Blinky Bill
>
> On behalf of all serving and ex-serving matelots I apologise
> profusely.
LOL
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KeN Etter
<lasc...@ogne.speranza> wrote:
>And my ..... no, wait.
missing something? :-)
Novell....it does a server good!
Dave Taylor
forum2.provo.novell.com:
> We were promised three things when we agreed to go to HP
>
Promised, in writing? ESCALATE.
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Ciao, Dave
Voi Ch'intrate
KeN Etter wrote:
>
> missing something? :-)
>
> Novell....it does a server good!
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Blinky Bill
Hmmm, have tried several times to chase him up via email. Still no luck.
I will escalate with my business. We are buying Toshiba Tablets, looks
like laptops as well pretty soon.
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Dave Taylor
forum2.provo.novell.com:
> Hmmm, have tried several times to chase him up via email. Still no luck.
Go over the person's head. Tell them you are moving your business to
another vendor because of the missed promises. You tried to be nice...
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Ciao, Dave
Dave Taylor
forum2.provo.novell.com:
> We are buying Toshiba Tablets, looks
> like laptops as well pretty soon.
>
>
My wife really likes her Toshiba Tecra A1. It works great, good value at
the time. 3 yr international warrantee with a loaner if needed.
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Ciao, Dave
KeN Etter
<lasc...@ogne.speranza> wrote:
>Only a dirty punchline.
Missing that in here is good unless you're trying to get in trouble.
<g>
Blinky Bill
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