i'm sporting a goatee these days
$Zero
i've been told that it makes me much more intimidating when playing
poker.
every slight advantage helps.
-$Zero...
i've never had a martini.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/3714ba156a5af187
Grand Mal
"$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> i'm sporting a goatee these days
>
> i've been told that it makes me much more intimidating when playing
> poker.
>
> every slight advantage helps.
>
> -$Zero...
Whoever it is you're playing against, don't ever lose track of them, don't
ever offend them and don't ever win too much in one night from them..
They're like gold
$Zero
> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> > i'm sporting a goatee these days
>
> > i've been told that it makes me much more intimidating when playing
> > poker.
>
> > every slight advantage helps.
>
> > -$Zero...
>
> Whoever it is you're playing against, don't ever lose track of them, don't
> ever offend them and don't ever win too much in one night from them..
too late. they already hate me.
they welcome the resident cheater more than i.
> They're like gold
i lost last night.
and not by choice, either.
an old friend was in town so i put together a game in his honor.
when we were younger, we used to gamble against each other for 12
hours at a time.
w/ Bob Dylan providing the soundtrack.
over the years, we've been telling each other how great we both are at
poker.
how we always win our local games.
so anyway, last night, we both ended up losing in the Texas Hold'em
tournament i through together.
but what a load of laughs we had.
classic stuff.
both thoroughly humbled beyond all expectations.
him more than i, of course.
anyway, he's a beer-drinker, too.
just like moi.
but he's one of those people who doesn't mind having a boss.
i guess he figures that the cash trade-off is worth the loss of
freedom.
way back when, we almost became rock stars together.
but on the way to California, he phoned his Dad to tell him where he
was.
we got as far as Washington, DC, and from my vantage point outside the
7 Eleven, watching him talking on the payphone, i noticed that during
the whole fifteen minute conversation, my buddy never said anything
but "hello" and "goodbye".
all i had to go by was his facial expressions to grasp what his father
was saying to him.
> > i've never had a martini.
> > http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/3714ba156a5af187
-$Zero...
i'm in it for the kick, not the photo-op.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/3714ba156a5af187
Ray Haddad
wrote:
>when we were younger, we used to gamble against each other for 12
>hours at a time.
>
>w/ Bob Dylan providing the soundtrack.
That explains you perfectly, xero.
--
Ray
$Zero
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:19:27 -0800 (PST), "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >when we were younger, we used to gamble against each
> >other for 12 hours at a time.
>
> >w/ Bob Dylan providing the soundtrack.
>
> That explains you perfectly, xero.
you'll never figure me out, Raypert.
never.
it's totally beyond you.
you're simply not qualified to comprehend anything other than your own
dreamless sleep sessions.
-$Zero...
bon voyage, fuckhead.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/5065648445658f59
Just Me
"Here, Goat-ee! Time for some sport, Goat-ee. Come to Daddy."
So what else do you do for Ramadan?
--
JM
$Zero
i'm a lapsed catholic.
who then became an atheist.
who then became a prayerful atheist.
(fervently praying that, if there was a God, that He was nothing like
God's so-called followers).
who then realized that atheists are the biggest sap fools of them all.
(equaled only by the sap fools in every single religious denomination,
bar none).
...
anyway, i don't put much value in facial hair because i can grow a
fantastic beard in less than a week.
and it takes far less time than that to shave one off.
-$Zero...
Q: what have you been wrong about?
not much. but i'm pretty lucky that way.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/a5355be60198e102
Ray Haddad
wrote:
Oh, dear. I'm so put in my place.
Grow up, xero. You're nothing but a brain dead, failed hippy. You've
wasted your life and have done it without remorse. How shameful.
--
Ray
Ray Haddad
wrote:
>anyway, i don't put much value in facial hair because i can grow a
>fantastic beard in less than a week.
It's the Neanderthal in you, mate.
--
Ray
$Zero
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:08:17 -0800 (PST), "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >anyway, i don't put much value in facial hair because i can grow a
> >fantastic beard in less than a week.
>
> It's the Neanderthal in you, mate.
no, it's the man in me, coward-boy.
why does such a thought trouble you so much? LOL.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/0317a94b9488a543
-$Zero...
where i effortlessly slapped down the unending stupid
boring empty-headed thoughtlessness of Ray, yet again.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/22a571a2730e5c92
$Zero
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:44:38 -0800 (PST), "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
> >On Nov 26, 3:31 pm, Ray Haddad <r...@perthmagic.com> wrote:
> >> On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:19:27 -0800 (PST), "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >when we were younger, we used to gamble against each
> >> >other for 12 hours at a time.
>
> >> >w/ Bob Dylan providing the soundtrack.
>
> >> That explains you perfectly, xero.
>
> >you'll never figure me out, Raypert.
>
> >never.
>
> >it's totally beyond you.
>
> >you're simply not qualified to comprehend anything other than your own
> >dreamless sleep sessions.
>
> >-$Zero...
>
> > bon voyage, fuckhead.
> > http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/5065648445658f59
>
> Oh, dear. I'm so put in my place.
indeed, you are.
"Where's all that silence and static you promised?"
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/9ebbfa857f0945f4
> Grow up, xero. You're nothing but a brain dead, failed hippy.
you don't even know what a hippy is, imbecile.
> You've wasted your life
nope.
> and have done it without remorse.
be careful how you use that word remorse, meddling karma-boy.
> How shameful.
there's yet another word you ought not throw around too much.
> --
> Ray
-$Zero...
The Thoughtless Police
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/8087a91536a308b2
Ray Haddad
wrote:
>On Nov 26, 4:15�pm, Ray Haddad <r...@perthmagic.com> wrote:
Dream on, xero. There's nobody watching you now. You're lucky to have
even me to read your posts.
What's the matter? Facebook to hard for you?
--
Ray
$Zero
> On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:22:28 -0800 (PST), "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
> >On Nov 26, 4:15 pm, Ray Haddad <r...@perthmagic.com> wrote:
> >> On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:08:17 -0800 (PST), "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >anyway, i don't put much value in facial hair because i can grow a
> >> >fantastic beard in less than a week.
>
> >> It's the Neanderthal in you, mate.
>
> >no, it's the man in me, coward-boy.
>
> > why does such a thought trouble you so much? LOL.
> > http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/0317a94b9488a543
>
> >-$Zero...
>
> > where i effortlessly slapped down the unending stupid
> > boring empty-headed thoughtlessness of Ray, yet again.
> > http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/22a571a2730e5c92
>
> Dream on, xero. There's nobody watching you now.
bwah!
> You're lucky to have even me to read your posts.
i know exactly how lucky i am, you slimebag meddler.
> What's the matter? Facebook to hard for you?
i'd imagine the only person who wouldn't want that slimey
terrorist scumbag R dead is Bob Pastorio. ba'dum, chsh!
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/5454aa0d51a43d33
> --
> Ray
-$Zero...
"Never murder a man who is committing suicide." -- Woodrow Wilson
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/a5569d8461a2c10b
$Zero
> i'm sporting a goatee these days
>
> i've been told that it makes me much more intimidating
> when playing poker.
http://i49.tinypic.com/29xdoat.jpg
> every slight advantage helps.
yep.
> -$Zero...
>
> i've never had a martini.
> http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/3714ba156a5af187
-$Zero...
too late. they already hate me.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/dbc0eee68551561f