why people create sock puppets

$Zero

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Nov 14, 2009, 9:12:57 PM11/14/09

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some of them do it just for the fun of it...

or to remain anonymous.

but others do so because they're despicable disgusting cowards.

the stinky socks never come clean.

and their alternate socks usually get pretty stinky before too long.

because it still takes the same heart to pump blood to the hands.

and the feet.

and the "brain".

-$Zero...

oops, i finally fucked up the unbroken chain of linkbacks
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/00d206b26793702f

Ray Haddad

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Nov 14, 2009, 11:28:48 PM11/14/09

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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:12:57 -0800 (PST), "$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>the stinky socks never come clean.

Is that right, Peter?

http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/f982396739303e5

Clean up, mate. You do need a washing.
--
Ray

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 14, 2009, 11:39:47 PM11/14/09

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hoser.

$Zero

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Nov 14, 2009, 11:52:39 PM11/14/09

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On Nov 14, 11:39 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

that was the answer to a question on Cash Cab a few weeks ago.

and somehow, i got it right without even knowing the fact.

the mind works in mysterious ways.

so, are you aware of the origin of that Canadian term?

-$Zero...

it's the ability to step back and see...
the causes and effects of the ebbs and flows.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/984f3ca6ebbb38f4

$Zero

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Nov 14, 2009, 11:58:13 PM11/14/09

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On Nov 14, 11:28 pm, Ray Haddad <r...@perthmagic.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:12:57 -0800 (PST), "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com>

> wrote:
>
> >the stinky socks never come clean.
>
> Is that right, Peter?

that's right, Ray.

they never do.

> http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/f982396739303e5
>
> Clean up, mate. You do need a washing.

you need a merciless beating with a rusty lead pipe.

and i suspect you'll get one soon enough, mate.

especially since you keep begging for it.

enjoy.

-$Zero...

there is no possible way to fake it.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/ff48086c525628c2

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 15, 2009, 12:46:27 AM11/15/09

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Bob and Doug McKenzie. Take off! eh!

$Zero

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Nov 15, 2009, 12:50:17 AM11/15/09

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On Nov 15, 12:46 am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

nope.

it's much much older than that.

-$Zero...

strike "probably", replace w/ "definitely". thanks.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/1ffce46a3837867f

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 15, 2009, 5:39:52 PM11/15/09

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoser

$Zero

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Nov 15, 2009, 5:58:03 PM11/15/09

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On Nov 15, 5:39 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

yep.

pretty funny, huh?

i think the question on Cash Cab went something like this:

"originally referring to Depression era folks who
would steal gas from other people's vehicles,
name this slang Canadian term."

it didn't come to me immediately, but after a few seconds, my mind
snapped into action and i shouted it at the TV well before the clock
ran out.

and then i laughed to myself when i realized the actual physical
connection to the word i've heard used so many times before without
ever realizing its hilarious origin.

"Marching bands
are actually
homeless orchestras.
Tragic, really."

http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/5655486591

-$Zero...

anyway, it would make a great movie.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/4107862332dfe70a