this post contains no questions
$Zero
as a matter of fact, it makes no inquiries whatsoever.
it poses no possible scenarios.
when you are done reading this post you will not be left with any
feeling that you have been asked to consider how you would answer it.
-$Zero...
this post contains no opinions
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/3f462596c5af2d05
Grand Mal
"$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4337f010-14e9-4f9d...@p31g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> this post contains no questions
>
> as a matter of fact, it makes no inquiries whatsoever.
>
> it poses no possible scenarios.
>
> when you are done reading this post you will not be left with any
> feeling that you have been asked to consider how you would answer it.
>
>
> -$Zero...
Yeah, but...
$Zero
> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
yeah, but what?
-$Zero...
POLL -- do you have any important questions?
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/0c8d39c2b9738a6c
Sylvia
Mr. $Zero wrote:
> this post contains no questions
>
> as a matter of fact, it makes no inquiries whatsoever.
>
> it poses no possible scenarios.
>
> when you are done reading this post you will not be left with any
> feeling that you have been asked to consider how you would answer it.
This was a test of the $Zero Poll Taking System [$ZPTS].
The ISPs of your area in voluntary cooperation with the FCC, WWW, M-O-U-S-E
and other authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the
event of a $Zero Poll."
This was only a test. If this had been an actual $Zero Poll, the Attention
Signal you just heard (the really loud and annoying sound) would have been
followed by an (Official) $Zero Poll Question(s), along with instructions on
answering the same.
This froup serves the Usenet Writing Group Area [UWGA]. This concludes this
test of the $Zero Poll Taking System [$ZPTS].
We now return you to our regularly scheduled posts. Show's over, folks, move
along.
(Officially) yrs,
Sylvia <--- The Supreme Ruler of MW
serenebabe
> On Jul 23, 11:39�pm, "Grand Mal" <ironw...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:4337f010-14e9-4f9d...@p31g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>> this post contains no questions
>>
>>> as a matter of fact, it makes no inquiries whatsoever.
>>
>>> it poses no possible scenarios.
>>
>>> when you are done reading this post you will not be left with any
>>> feeling that you have been asked to consider how you would answer it.
>>
>>> -$Zero...
>>
>> Yeah, but...
>
> yeah, but what?
They said "but." Heh heh heh.
--
It's All About We! (the column)
http://www.serenebabe.net/
$Zero
that was hilarious.
> (Officially) yrs,
>
> Sylvia <--- The Supreme Ruler of MW
that can hardly be disputed anymore.
especially considering how much you were able to do with so little to
start with.
Grand Mals's was hilarious, too -- but way too brief to compete with
yours on a word-for-word zinger basis.
-$Zero... <--- Still not a Nobel Prize winner yet
this post contains no metaphors (or analogies)
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/b73277e21728d46d
Sylvia
> Sylvia <wrote:
.
> >[ SNDFx: Five seconds of a really loud and annoying sound]
> >
> > Mr. $Zero wrote:
> > > this post contains no questions
> >
> > > as a matter of fact, it makes no inquiries whatsoever.
> >
> > > it poses no possible scenarios.
> >
> > > when you are done reading this post you will not be left with any
> > > feeling that you have been asked to consider how you would answer it.
> >
> > This was a test of the $Zero Poll Taking System [$ZPTS].
> >
> > The ISPs of your area in voluntary cooperation with the FCC, WWW,
> > M-O-U-S-E and other authorities have developed this system to
> > keep you informed in the event of a $Zero Poll."
> >
> > This was only a test. If this had been an actual $Zero Poll, the Attention
> > Signal you just heard (the really loud and annoying sound) would have been
> > followed by an (Official) $Zero Poll Question(s), along with instructions on
> > answering the same.
> >
> > This froup serves the Usenet Writing Group Area [UWGA].
> >
> > This concludes this test of the $Zero Poll Taking System [$ZPTS].
> >
> > We now return you to our regularly scheduled posts.
> > Show's over, folks, move along.
>
> that was hilarious.
<petite curtsey>
Thenk yew.
> > (Officially) yrs,
> >
> > Sylvia <--- The Supreme Ruler of MW
>
> that can hardly be disputed anymore.
ITYMTS "That cannot be disputed".
> especially considering how much you were able to do with so little to
> start with.
<suspicious>
Is that a "short" joke? That better have not been a "short" joke!
> Grand Mals's was hilarious, too -- but way too brief to compete with
> yours on a word-for-word zinger basis.
It ain't Grand's fault that he ain't...
<signaling the (Official) Heralds>
<flourish of horns>
Sylvia <--- The Supreme Ruler of MW *and*
Sole Heir to the VAST FORTUNE
of great-aunt Catherine!
(NEENER!)