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$Zero

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Jul 21, 2008, 6:28:56 PM7/21/08
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POLL -- do you have any important questions?

if so, please consider starting a new thread and asking one of those
questions.

if you do NOT have any "important" questions, please disregard the
initial question posed here.

thanks for reading this poll.

-$Zero...

does asking questions make you a creative genius?
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/b4d6e507c593b4b3

Bill Penrose

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Jul 21, 2008, 6:48:13 PM7/21/08
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On Jul 21, 3:28 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> POLL -- do you have any important questions?

If a train leaves Honolulu at 4:25 pm, going 50 mph, and another train
leaves Inuvik at 8:30 pm, going 87 mph, how many passengers will get
California gay marriage licenses when they get to San Francisco?

DB

Towse

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Jul 21, 2008, 6:57:21 PM7/21/08
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Answer: None. Marriage licenses don't have gender orientation.
Thenkyewverrrymuch.


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$Zero

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Jul 21, 2008, 7:03:08 PM7/21/08
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On Jul 21, 6:57�pm, Towse <s...@towse.com> wrote:
> Bill Penrose wrote:
> > On Jul 21, 3:28 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> POLL -- do you have any important questions?
>
> > If a train leaves Honolulu at 4:25 pm, going 50 mph, and another train
> > leaves Inuvik at 8:30 pm, going 87 mph, how many passengers will get
> > California gay marriage licenses when they get to San Francisco?
>
> Answer: None. Marriage licenses don't have gender orientation.
> Thenkyewverrrymuch.

i've always wondered why gays don't simply incorporate as non-profit
organizations.

ba'dum, chsh!

-$Zero...

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serenebabe

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Jul 21, 2008, 7:18:19 PM7/21/08
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On 2008-07-21 18:28:56 -0400, "$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> said:

> POLL -- do you have any important questions?
>
> if so, please consider starting a new thread and asking one of those
> questions.
>
> if you do NOT have any "important" questions, please disregard the
> initial question posed here.
>
> thanks for reading this poll.

Depends how you define "important."

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$Zero

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Jul 21, 2008, 7:36:46 PM7/21/08
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On Jul 21, 7:18�pm, serenebabe <sereneb...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 2008-07-21 18:28:56 -0400, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> said:
>
> > POLL -- do you have any important questions?
>
> > if so, please consider starting a new thread and asking one of those
> > questions.
>
> > if you do NOT have any "important" questions, please disregard the
> > initial question posed here.
>
> > thanks for reading this poll.
>
> Depends how you define "important."

bzzzt.

nope.

wrong again.

it depends on how YOU define it.

hee hee.


-$Zero...


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serenebabe

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Jul 21, 2008, 8:13:51 PM7/21/08
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On 2008-07-21 19:36:46 -0400, "$Zero" <zero...@gmail.com> said:

> On Jul 21, 7:18�pm, serenebabe <sereneb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 2008-07-21 18:28:56 -0400, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> said:
>>
>>> POLL -- do you have any important questions?
>>
>>> if so, please consider starting a new thread and asking one of those
>>> questions.
>>
>>> if you do NOT have any "important" questions, please disregard the
>>> initial question posed here.
>>
>>> thanks for reading this poll.
>>
>> Depends how you define "important."
>
> bzzzt.
>
> nope.
>
> wrong again.
>
> it depends on how YOU define it.
>
> hee hee.

Depends how *one* defines "important" didn't feel right. :-)

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Jul 21, 2008, 8:22:14 PM7/21/08
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Only the ones from Inuik ( if it is winter).

There are no train tracks from Honolulu

Pies de Arcilla

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Jul 21, 2008, 10:37:43 PM7/21/08
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On Jul 21, 6:28 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> POLL -- do you have any important questions?

How do you make friends?

Feel free to interpret that as how do _you_ make friends or how does
_one_ make friends.

$Zero

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Jul 21, 2008, 10:51:30 PM7/21/08
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On Jul 21, 10:37 pm, Pies de Arcilla <dearci...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 21, 6:28 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > POLL -- do you have any important questions?
>
> How do you make friends?

what a great question.

> Feel free to interpret that as how do _you_ make friends
> or how does _one_ make friends.

personally, i make friends by talking to people.

by being interested in what they do and think.

by trying to be helpful and supportive.

by making fun of their faults.

by appreciating their individuality.

by telling them to fuck off when they need a favor.

by enjoying a good laugh.

Bill Penrose

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Jul 22, 2008, 12:16:51 AM7/22/08
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On Jul 21, 5:22 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
<john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

> There are no train tracks from Honolulu

I'd better get my money back from Amtrak.

DB

boots

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Jul 22, 2008, 7:08:38 AM7/22/08
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You can make a chair, or you can make a house, but you can't make
friends -- they just happen.

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