He's off again!
RJM
we can do something with The Stupid Guy. There must be one or
two games er writers here. Peej and I could do promotion, Geno
distribution, and Paula could keep an eye on patents, rights etc. It
can't fail! Such a shame there's nobody here with a finger on the
pulse of Hollywood. Can't you just see it - "STUPID GUY" THE
MOVIE.
I'm not sure exactly how it would work, but I can definitely see the
possibilities. The game would be called simply, The Stupid Guy. A
terminally stupid, enormously fat floating turd of a fucktard utters an
endless stream of inanities, players spot the fuckup every time, and
The Stupid Guy immediately claims he meant to utter his latest inane
bollocks and that everyone who points out the utter dumbarsedey
stupid fuckedupness of it has been caught by him because he really
meant to utter the stupid thing he uttered because he didn't think it
was stupid at the time but as soon as he did he began to claim that
he meant to utter the stupid thing as bait and that anyone pointing
out the stupid stupidness of his stupid utterance had swallowed it,
and was on the end of his line being played like a unicorn.
Pritchard! There you go, mate, next season's blockbuster game. It's
all yours.
$Zero
maybe we should just have a Stupid Guy Contest.
threads are dedicated for same using an "SGC" prefix tag.
in it, we all try, with all of our wits, to outstupid Ray.
each response in said thread is presumed to be in your Stupid Guy
mimic mode.
at first, we all merely attempt to get on the same level of stupidity
and boringness and dishonesty. but as we hone and practice our Stupid
Guy skills, we attempt the impossible:
to outstupid Ray.
...
i'm gonna start right now.
how?
by suggesting this contest.
there.
i've cut my intelligence in half with one stupid idea.
...
um...
for my next stupid trick...
er...
...
yikes.
this is much harder than it looks.
-$Zero...
a good person is a person who...
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/6169bb41bc2341d2
$Zero
> Pritchard! There you go, mate, next season's blockbuster game.
"Next season" in which hemisphere? You didn't specify, RJ.
> It's all yours.
If Steve is not in the correct hemisphere he cannot take full
ownership of this game.
-$Zero...
Stupid Guy Contest -- Rules and Regulations
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/12e7468741681247
john.ku...@sympatico.ca
$Zero wrote:
> On Dec 4, 7:51�am, "RJM" <scratch....@virgin.net> wrote:
>
> > Pritchard! There you go, mate, next season's blockbuster game.
>
> "Next season" in which hemisphere? You didn't specify, RJ.
>
>
>
> > It's all yours.
>
> If Steve is not in the correct hemisphere he cannot take full
> ownership of this game.
Left or right?
$Zero
Both.
Hemisphere (noun)
[Oxford Thimble edition]
3. Either the northern or southern half
of the earth as divided by the equator
or the eastern or western half as divided
by a meridian.
john.ku...@sympatico.ca
$Zero wrote:
> On Dec 4, 8:43 am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> > $Zero wrote:
> > > On Dec 4, 7:51�am, "RJM" <scratch....@virgin.net> wrote:
> >
> > > > Pritchard! There you go, mate, next season's blockbuster game.
> >
> > > "Next season" in which hemisphere? You didn't specify, RJ.
> >
> > > > It's all yours.
> >
> > > If Steve is not in the correct hemisphere he cannot take full
> > > ownership of this game.
> >
> > Left or right?
>
> Both.
>
> Hemisphere (noun)
>
> [Oxford Thimble edition]
>
> 3. Either the northern or southern half
> of the earth as divided by the equator
> or the eastern or western half as divided
> by a meridian.
>
Phit!
http://www.geocities.com/player2000gi/hemispheric_specialization.htm
Wake up.
$Zero
<john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> $Zero wrote:
> > On Dec 4, 8:43 am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> > <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> > > $Zero wrote:
> > > > On Dec 4, 7:51�am, "RJM" <scratch....@virgin.net> wrote:
>
> > > > > Pritchard! There you go, mate, next season's blockbuster game.
>
> > > > "Next season" in which hemisphere? You didn't specify, RJ.
>
> > > > > It's all yours.
>
> > > > If Steve is not in the correct hemisphere he cannot take full
> > > > ownership of this game.
>
> > > Left or right?
>
> > Both.
>
> > Hemisphere (noun)
>
> > [Oxford Thimble edition]
>
> > 3. Either the northern or southern half
> > of the earth as divided by the equator
> > or the eastern or western half as divided
> > by a meridian.
>
> Phit!
Tell that to Xero and he'll say that Phit + Phit = Phat.
> http://www.geocities.com/player2000gi/hemispheric_specialization.htm
I never cited the right and left brain hemispheres. You made those
leaps all by yourself. Your chomped right on to my bait because of
your prejudices.
> Wake up.
Prove that I was asleep. You can't.
Just admit it and this will all be much easier on you, mate.
Everyone reading this thread will then stop laughing at you for
claiming exactly what I wanted you to claim.
Pies de Arcilla
If he's stupid, what about Hope, who thinks Google hits aren't
evidence of people writing english online?
$Zero
On Dec 4, 9:46�am, Pies de Arcilla <dearci...@gmail.com> wrote:
> If he's stupid, what about Hope, who thinks Google hits aren't
> evidence of people writing english online?
Alan's Hopeless denial of the google evidence is pre-emptively arcane.
john.ku...@sympatico.ca
Well you wrote "correct", which would leave some room for
interpretation. There was no mention of geography at all.
Ultraviolet
"Koolc...@smurfsareus.xxx" <john.ku...@sympatico.ca> wrote in
news:c7129582-4c5f-40bf...@j44g2000hsj.googlegroups.com:
Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom--that leaves
you out, Stan, neener! shut up! I'm not talking to you!--will recall
this quote from George Santayana that I just cut and pasted from
Google:
"To me, it seems a dreadful indignity to have a soul controlled by
geography."
Plus I've met Zero, and he ordered a cheeseburger.
--
UV
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
http://paula-light.blogspot.com
************************************
$Zero
Except by you, mate.
And yet you didn't specify which planet. Or even which galaxy.
Josh got an email explaining everything eons ago from a star system
several trillions of light years away. But I asked him not to share
the details in the newsfroup because Stan and Gekko will just use it
against him.
$Zero
> Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom--that leaves
> you out, Stan, neener! shut up! I'm not talking to you!--will recall
> this quote from George Santayana that I just cut and pasted from
> Google:
>
> "To me, it seems a dreadful indignity to have a soul controlled by
> geography."
>
> Plus I've met Zero, and he ordered a cheeseburger.
Then Mrs. Ray and I drove past the trailer park to bring left-overs to
Josh's nearby Victorian fixer-upper. He doesn't favor fast-food,
though he did scarf it down quite unsnobbily with an amusing little
vintage he was swigging from a half-brown paper bag.
john.ku...@sympatico.ca
Zerobia
Or even which galaxy.
Nulla
$Zero
<john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> $Zero wrote:
> > On Dec 4, 10:05 am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> > <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> > > Well you wrote "correct", which would leave some room for
> > > interpretation. There was no mention of geography at all.
>
> > Except by you, mate.
>
> > And yet you didn't specify which planet.
>
> Zerobia
Kulcyznia
> > Or even which galaxy.
>
> Nulla
Koolchicklalala
Nice try at puns, mate. But best to leave it to your betters.
john.ku...@sympatico.ca
$Zero wrote:
> On Dec 4, 10:50�am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> > $Zero wrote:
> > > On Dec 4, 10:05 am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> > > <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
> > > > Well you wrote "correct", which would leave some room for
> > > > interpretation. There was no mention of geography at all.
> >
> > > Except by you, mate.
> >
> > > And yet you didn't specify which planet.
> >
> > Zerobia
>
> Kulcyznia
>
>
> > > Or even which galaxy.
> >
> > Nulla
>
> Koolchicklalala
>
> Nice try at puns, mate. But best to leave it to your betters.
>
>
> -$Zero...
>
> Stupid Guy Contest -- Rules and Regulations
Ok you win.
$Zero
No, you win, mate. When will you ever learn?
-$Zero...
Stupid Guy Contest -- Rules and Regulations
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/12e7468741681247
Stan (the Man)
news:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
> It is a truth universally acknowledged that
> "Koolc...@smurfsareus.xxx" <john.ku...@sympatico.ca> wrote in
> news:c7129582-4c5f-40bf-9000-f1964941f7e6
Well, I
--that leaves
> you out, Stan, neener! shut up! I'm not talking to you!
oh
--will recall
> this quote from George Santayana that I just cut and pasted from
> Google:
>
> "To me, it seems a dreadful indignity to have a soul controlled by
> geography."
>
> Plus I've met Zero, and he ordered a cheeseburger.
I'm sold.
--
Stan
$Zero
wrote:
> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>
> Well, I
You never did. Admit it. I've done a FOIA so I know.
You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading classes,
Stan.
You've never been to a University. Not even to arrest some innocent
student just to make your monthly quota. Fundoc researched it for me.
> --that leaves
>
> > you out, Stan, neener! shut up! I'm not talking to you!
>
> oh
Having trouble paying attention again, Stan?
> --will recall
>
> > this quote from George Santayana that I just cut and pasted from
> > Google:
>
> > "To me, it seems a dreadful indignity to have a soul controlled by
> > geography."
>
> > Plus I've met Zero, and he ordered a cheeseburger.
>
> I'm sold.
Did they pay extra for your barstool or did you have leave it at the
bar while real men like me fought monsoons and famines between magic
shows for the Beatles?
boots
>On Dec 4, 11:36?am, "Stan (the Man)" <newsNOS...@rvckids.us.NOSPAM>
>wrote:
>> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
>
>
>> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>>
>> Well, I
>
>You never did. Admit it. I've done a FOIA so I know.
>
>You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading classes,
>Stan.
>
>You've never been to a University.
Cops don't do well in college, tend to have a low survival rate.
--
The sane answer, to madness, is insanity.
$Zero
> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Dec 4, 11:36?am, "Stan (the Man)" <newsNOS...@rvckids.us.NOSPAM>
> >wrote:
> >> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
>
> >> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>
> >> Well, I
>
> >You never did. �Admit it. �I've done a FOIA so I know.
>
> >You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading classes,
> >Stan.
>
> >You've never been to a University.
>
> Cops don't do well in college, tend to have a low survival rate.
You're only saying that because you've misplaced your bong again.
boots
>On Dec 4, 12:09?pm, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:
>> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Dec 4, 11:36?am, "Stan (the Man)" <newsNOS...@rvckids.us.NOSPAM>
>> >wrote:
>> >> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
>>
>> >> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>>
>> >> Well, I
>>
>> >You never did. ?Admit it. ?I've done a FOIA so I know.
>>
>> >You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading classes,
>> >Stan.
>>
>> >You've never been to a University.
>>
>> Cops don't do well in college, tend to have a low survival rate.
>
>You're only saying that because you've misplaced your bong again.
I'm saying that because I know "college" is slang for prison.
$Zero
> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Dec 4, 12:09?pm, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:
> >> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >On Dec 4, 11:36?am, "Stan (the Man)" <newsNOS...@rvckids.us.NOSPAM>
> >> >wrote:
> >> >> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
>
> >> >> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>
> >> >> Well, I
>
> >> >You never did. ?Admit it. ?I've done a FOIA so I know.
>
> >> >You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading classes,
> >> >Stan.
>
> >> >You've never been to a University.
>
> >> Cops don't do well in college, tend to have a low survival rate.
>
> >You're only saying that because you've misplaced your bong again.
>
> I'm saying that because I know "college" is slang for prison.
I knew that. I have many books on my bookshelves in my bookstore.
Tiny dictionaries, too. I've memorized most of the smaller ones.
Ultraviolet
news:dc2bl39lm6mff6vom...@4ax.com:
ITYM prison.
Oh.
$Zero
> A screaming comes across the froup. It's boots <n...@no.no> innews:dc2bl39lm6mff6vom...@4ax.com:
> >>On Dec 4, 11:36?am, "Stan (the Man)"
> >><newsNOS...@rvckids.us.NOSPAM> wrote:
> >>> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote
> >>> innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
>
> >>> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>
> >>> Well, I
>
> >>You never did. �Admit it. �I've done a FOIA so I know.
>
> >>You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading
> >>classes, Stan.
>
> >>You've never been to a University.
>
> > Cops don't do well in college, tend to have a low survival rate.
>
> ITYM prison.
You only said that because it was explained upthread by the slang
understanders.
> Oh.
Fantasizing about me again, Paula? You really really want me to send
you an icky email, don't you? But I can't right now because Mrs. Ray
is peeking over my shoulder.
Ultraviolet
<zero...@gmail.com> in
news:2d8d1ad0-42bb-45e5-838a-c1e1fada2d80
@a35g2000prf.googlegroups.co
m:
> On Dec 4, 12:46�pm, Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>> A screaming comes across the froup. It's boots <n...@no.no>
>> innews:dc2bl39
>> > "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>On Dec 4, 11:36?am, "Stan (the Man)"
>> >><newsNOS...@rvckids.us.NOSPAM> wrote:
>> >>> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote
>> >>> innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
>>
>> >>> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>>
>> >>> Well, I
>>
>> >>You never did. �Admit it. �I've done a FOIA so I know.
>>
>> >>You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading
>> >>classes, Stan.
>>
>> >>You've never been to a University.
>>
>> > Cops don't do well in college, tend to have a low survival
>> > rate.
>>
>> ITYM prison.
>
> You only said that because it was explained upthread by the slang
> understanders.
I never look upthread and you can't prove I do. In fact, I have a
notary standing right here to acknowledge my statement.
>> Oh.
>
> Fantasizing about me again, Paula? You really really want me to
> send you an icky email, don't you? But I can't right now because
> Mrs. Ray is peeking over my shoulder.
My notary is hotter than your notary. Josh will back me up on that.
$Zero
> A screaming comes across the froup. It's "$Zero"
> <zeroi...@gmail.com> in
> news:2d8d1ad0-42bb-45e5-838a-c1e1fada2d80
> @a35g2000prf.googlegroups.co
> m:
> > On Dec 4, 12:46�pm, Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> >> A screaming comes across the froup. It's boots <n...@no.no>
> >> innews:dc2bl39
> >> > "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >>On Dec 4, 11:36?am, "Stan (the Man)"
> >> >><newsNOS...@rvckids.us.NOSPAM> wrote:
> >> >>> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote
> >> >>> innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
>
> >> >>> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>
> >> >>> Well, I
>
> >> >>You never did. Admit it. I've done a FOIA so I know.
>
> >> >>You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading
> >> >>classes, Stan.
>
> >> >>You've never been to a University.
>
> >> > Cops don't do well in college, tend to have a low survival
> >> > rate.
>
> >> ITYM prison.
>
> > You only said that because it was explained upthread by the slang
> > understanders.
>
> I never look upthread and you can't prove I do.
I can prove much more than you can.
> In fact, I have a
> notary standing right here to acknowledge my statement.
Your notary is on my payroll.
> >> Oh.
>
> > Fantasizing about me again, Paula? You really really want me to
> > send you an icky email, don't you? But I can't right now because
> > Mrs. Ray is peeking over my shoulder.
>
> My notary is hotter than your notary.
Not possible due to the economic realities of loyalty.
> Josh will back me up on that.
Josh will back up the highest bidder. I'm comfortable with that
situation as is.
Ray Haddad
and "RJM" <scrat...@virgin.net> instead replied:
>Pritchard! There you go, mate, next season's blockbuster game. It's
>all yours.
Wow. All this with a fish hook dangling from your lips.
--
Ray
$Zero
On Dec 4, 4:29�pm, Ray Haddad <rhad...@iexpress.net.au> wrote:
> On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:51:34 GMT, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
> and "RJM" <scratch....@virgin.net> instead replied:
He's right. He's a master troll. He's netted us all.
And we all are in total awe.
Daily. For years.
You can't argue the facts away.
Steve Pritchard
"RJM" <scrat...@virgin.net> wrote in message
news:q3c5j.275$eU4...@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...
> Shirley, as a group, as a gathering of like minded, nearly, people,
> we can do something with The Stupid Guy. There must be one or
> two games er writers here. Peej and I could do promotion, Geno
> distribution, and Paula could keep an eye on patents, rights etc. It
> can't fail! Such a shame there's nobody here with a finger on the
> pulse of Hollywood. Can't you just see it - "STUPID GUY" THE
> MOVIE.
>
> I'm not sure exactly how it would work, but I can definitely see the
> possibilities. The game would be called simply, The Stupid Guy. A
> terminally stupid, enormously fat floating turd of a fucktard utters
> an
> endless stream of inanities, players spot the fuckup every time, and
> The Stupid Guy immediately claims he meant to utter his latest inane
> bollocks and that everyone who points out the utter dumbarsedey
> stupid fuckedupness of it has been caught by him because he really
> meant to utter the stupid thing he uttered because he didn't think it
> was stupid at the time but as soon as he did he began to claim that
> he meant to utter the stupid thing as bait and that anyone pointing
> out the stupid stupidness of his stupid utterance had swallowed it,
> and was on the end of his line being played like a unicorn.
>
> Pritchard! There you go, mate, next season's blockbuster game. It's
> all yours.
Care to suggest who the hell would buy it? And how do I get a sequel
out of it?
$Zero
wrote:
> "RJM" <scratch....@virgin.net> wrote in message
don't you worry yourself over such details.
there's a HUGE target market out there, wallets a 'bursting for such a
product.
players will be taking on second jobs for months prior to first
release so they can take off work (and school) for several weeks
straight (stocked to the ceiling with Doritos) in order to zone in
completely to the Stupid Guy strategy development play.
you just concentrate yourself on the stunningly seductive game
interface and whatnot.
> And how do I get a sequel out of it?
leave such trivialties to the mw marketing department.
you need to be completely loose and free to sharpen your mind totally
and absolutely on designing the three-dimensional Stupid Guy
sceneboards, characters, noises, and (most importantly) the Stupid Guy
joystick (preferably wireless and upgradable to the expensive mouth-
only interface).
the mw Stupid Guy psychology department will busy itself creating all
of the proper hype to addict a whole new generation of camping-out-all-
night-in-line-outside-Walmart-on-release-date-Eve for Stupid Guy (2.0)
Deluxe sequel purchasers.
STRICT SALES LIMIT: two Stupid Guy Deluxe DVD controller kits per
consumer, per day -- while supplies last, no exceptions.
Bernie
"Ray Haddad" <rha...@iexpress.net.au> wrote in message
news:lkhbl3tlo5b1f7f9p...@4ax.com...
Oh, of course -- *that* would have to be a *major* factor in the
game. :-)
Bernie.
> --
> Ray
sammy
>
> - Show quoted text -
Wow you've got a lot of time on your hands. Either that or you want to
be in the game credits.
Heh.
boots
>On Dec 4, 12:33?pm, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:
>> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Dec 4, 12:09?pm, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:
>> >> "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >On Dec 4, 11:36?am, "Stan (the Man)" <newsNOS...@rvckids.us.NOSPAM>
>> >> >wrote:
>> >> >> Ultraviolet <viole...@newsguy.com> wrote innews:Xns99FC4A8971019v...@64.209.0.89:
>>
>> >> >> > Anyone who has ever stepped a foot in a college classroom
>>
>> >> >> Well, I
>>
>> >> >You never did. ?Admit it. ?I've done a FOIA so I know.
>>
>> >> >You couldn't even handle your ninth and tenth grade reading classes,
>> >> >Stan.
>>
>> >> >You've never been to a University.
>>
>> >> Cops don't do well in college, tend to have a low survival rate.
>>
>> >You're only saying that because you've misplaced your bong again.
>>
>> I'm saying that because I know "college" is slang for prison.
>
>I knew that. I have many books on my bookshelves in my bookstore.
>
>Tiny dictionaries, too. I've memorized most of the smaller ones.
Jayzus. Where'd I put the fucking bong.
RJM
Bwaah! WAC. Look where you are, you terminally stupid fucktard.
Do you need me to draw it for you?
|
| o
|
| o
|
| o
| o o
| o /| _
| ___ / |__ / _
| / O \_/ _
\ ) )) _ _
\____ ___/ \ _
\ | \ _
\|
Ray Haddad
Does the hook get in the way of your typing? Make you sputter when
you drink your cup of tea?
--
Ray
RJM
Yes! The Haddadian double twisting stupid IKYABWAI with tuck and
reverse entry. SPLAT! He's off again!
Ray Haddad
And you remain off never recovering from your last bout.
--
Ray
RJM
Gawd. The Stupid Guy, mind like a steel crap.
Ray Haddad
And Pompous Guy has a mind like a sieve.
--
Ray
RJM
Ray Haddad
LOL
Ok. Now THAT was funny.
--
Ray
RJM
You'll never know just how funny, Stupid Guy.
Ray Haddad
Mad cow?
--
Ray