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john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Aug 22, 2008, 9:55:07 PM8/22/08
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That "T" shirt thing you were on about. how about this:

"I only have one house"

Would make a good bumper sticker too.

Ultraviolet

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Aug 22, 2008, 11:07:42 PM8/22/08
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On Aug 22, 6:55 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"


Should be "have only," yah?

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Bill Penrose

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Aug 22, 2008, 11:10:38 PM8/22/08
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On Aug 22, 6:55 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
<john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

"I'm still on my first wife. I'm a Democrat."

"I prefer women to little boys. I'm a Democrat."

"I haven't been arrested in a public washroon. I'm a Democrat."

DB

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Aug 23, 2008, 12:48:26 AM8/23/08
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Sure:
I have only one vote
I have only one house
I have only one wife

Ash Wensdee

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Aug 23, 2008, 3:08:31 AM8/23/08
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Ultraviolet <paula...@gmail.com> was an ugly child, and now the
world must suffer, like this:

Don't start.

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I didn't know I was paying for it.

Ash Wensdee

boots

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Aug 23, 2008, 8:01:13 AM8/23/08
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Bill Penrose <danger...@gmail.com> wrote:

I saw a couple over the past few days:


"Save an elk: shoot a land developer."

"Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move."


I think my alltime fave is the one that read,

"If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'd put shoes on
my cat!"

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Bill Penrose

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Aug 23, 2008, 1:37:46 PM8/23/08
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On Aug 23, 5:01 am, boots <n...@no.no> wrote:

> "Yes this is my truck.  No I won't help you move."

When I bought a used Suburban in 1987, I made lots of friends and had
something to do every weekend.

DB


$Zero

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Aug 24, 2008, 12:24:24 AM8/24/08
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On Aug 22, 9:55�pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

"I only have one house... but I have two gas guzzlers."


-$Zero...

SURVEY [philosophy]
when is having a great sense of humor a serious liability?
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/85d8ca736dd74654

$Zero

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Aug 24, 2008, 12:34:12 AM8/24/08
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obligatory humor

(was: Re: Yo! Zero)


On Aug 23, 12:48�am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"


<john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> Ultraviolet wrote:
> > On Aug 22, 6:55 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> > <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> > > That "T" shirt thing you were on about. how about this:
>
> > > "I only have one house"
>
> > > Would make a good bumper sticker too.
>
> > Should be "have only," yah?

"I have only one pedantic bone in my body.
But at least it doesn't need Viagra."

> > --
>
> Sure:
> I have only one vote
> I have only one house
> I have only one wife

"I have only one house...
and I have only one wife...
but I DO have two gas guzzlers."

obligatory tweak of my previous post.

http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/0f428b9fa6b8a689

obligatory notice of my obligatory tweak.

obligatory notice of my obligatory notice of my obligatory tweak.

obligatory etc., etc.

boots

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Aug 24, 2008, 4:05:55 AM8/24/08
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Bill Penrose <danger...@gmail.com> wrote:

Kind of like all the "loose girls" in high school?

B--

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Aug 24, 2008, 2:25:55 PM8/24/08
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"boots" <n...@no.no> wrote in message
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My favourite t-shirt saying lately:

Meat is murder
Tasty, tasty murder.


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Sanity is preserved by the outside glimmer of magic - Sister Spike


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