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SHAKESPEARE IS ALIVE, AND WELL, AND HAS DISPROVED THE MYTH OF HUMAN EVOLUTION.

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Thrinaxodon

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Jun 16, 2013, 10:43:07 PM6/16/13
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE HAS JUST RINGED ON THE DOORBELL OF THRINAXODON'S
HOUSE. HE HAS RETIRED FROM WRITING PLAYS, BUT HAS TOLD THRINAXODON:

I see, the light! Evilution is a fairytale for grown-ups. I have just
got 3 HUMAN FOSSILS FROM THE DEVONIAN. They were SPECTACULAR! The
dentition was EXACT!

THRINAXODON: WOW! NOT JUST FOSSILS NOW, BUT THE DENTITION, TOO!

SHAKESPEARE: Yes. I have to go.

================================

EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:

https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/6f501c469c7af24f#

https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/3aad75c16afb0b82#

====================================

http://thrinaxodon.wordpress.com/

===================================

THE BASTARDS AT THE SMITHSONIAN, AND THE LEAKEY FOUNDATION ARE ERODING
WITH FEAR.

===========================
THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE:
THOMAS AQUINAS;
ALDOUS HUXLEY;
BOB CASANVOVA;
SkyEyes;
DAVID IAIN GRIEG;
MARK ISAAK;
JOHN HARSHAM;
RICHARD NORMAN;
DR. DOOLITTLE;
CHARLES DARWIN;
MARK HORTON;
ERIK SIMPSON;
HYPATIAB7;
PAUL J. GANS;
JILLERY;
WIKI TRIK;
THRINAXODON;
PETER NYIKOS;
RON OKIMOTO;
JOHN S. WILKINS
===========================

THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A
HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT
THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD
TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY
FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep
people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS
SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That
is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO
BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.

============================

THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 17, 2013, 2:30:37 AM6/17/13
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On Sunday, June 16, 2013 7:43:07 PM UTC-7, Thrinaxodon wrote:
> WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE HAS JUST RINGED ON THE DOORBELL OF THRINAXODON'S
>
> HOUSE. HE HAS RETIRED FROM WRITING PLAYS, BUT HAS TOLD THRINAXODON:
>
>
>
> I see, the light! Evilution is a fairytale for grown-ups. I have just
>
> got 3 HUMAN FOSSILS FROM THE DEVONIAN. They were SPECTACULAR! The
>
> dentition was EXACT!
>
>
>
> THRINAXODON: WOW! NOT JUST FOSSILS NOW, BUT THE DENTITION, TOO!
>
>
>
> SHAKESPEARE: Yes. I have to go.
>
>
>
> ================================
>
>
>
> EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:
>
>
>
> https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/6f501c469c7af24f#
>
>
>
> https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/3aad75c16afb0b82#
>
>
>
> ====================================
>
>
>
> http://thrinaxodon.wordpress.com/
>
>
>
> ===================================
>
>
>
> THE BASTARDS AT THE SMITHSONIAN, AND THE LEAKEY FOUNDATION ARE ERODING
>
> WITH FEAR.
>
>
>
> ===========================
>
> THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE: Uh, Thrinaxodon,
>
> they've already died and they lie in their graves only
>
> thinking of how to gang up and murder the Stratford
>
> Panderer in their next incarnation, he lied! his whores
>
> were infected!

John W Kennedy

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Jun 17, 2013, 12:19:58 PM6/17/13
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On 2013-06-17 02:43:07 +0000, Thrinaxodon said:
> THRINAXODON PLANS TO
> BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.

"You attacked reason," said Father Brown. "It's bad theology."
It's not often you see devil-worshiping fundies expose themselves so neatly.

--
John W Kennedy
"When a man contemplates forcing his own convictions down another man's
throat, he is contemplating both an unchristian act and an act of
treason to the United States."
-- Joy Davidman, "Smoke on the Mountain"

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 18, 2013, 8:08:13 AM6/18/13
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On Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:30:37 PM UTC-7, neon...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST, THIS IS PROBABLY MARCOS
>
> WORK.

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 18, 2013, 8:10:04 AM6/18/13
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On Tuesday, June 18, 2013 5:08:13 AM UTC-7, neon...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:30:37 PM UTC-7, neon...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> >
>
> > I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST, THIS IS PROBABLY MARCOS
>
> > PRANKING.

Sneaky O. Possum

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Jun 18, 2013, 10:07:46 PM6/18/13
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John W Kennedy <jwk...@attglobal.net> wrote in
news:51bf372e$0$25633$607e...@cv.net:

> On 2013-06-17 02:43:07 +0000, Thrinaxodon said:
>> THRINAXODON PLANS TO
>> BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.
>
> "You attacked reason," said Father Brown. "It's bad theology."

It's equally bad theodicy.

> It's not often you see devil-worshiping fundies expose themselves so
> neatly.

That's a bit harsh. The Devil is no less rational than God: one can hardly
be the Prince of Lies unless one has a reliable method of determining the
truth. If Mr Conrad worships anything, he worships Chaos, which is not
diabolical by any means - merely stupid.
--
S.O.P.

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 20, 2013, 6:34:58 AM6/20/13
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On Sunday, June 16, 2013 11:30:37 PM UTC-7, neon...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, June 16, 2013 7:43:07 PM UTC-7, Thrinaxodon wrote:
>
> > WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE HAS JUST RINGED ON THE DOORBELL OF THRINAXODON'S
>
> >
>
> > HOUSE. HE HAS RETIRED FROM WRITING PLAYS, BUT HAS TOLD THRINAXODON:
>
> > How can he have "retired from writing plays" if we have not a single play
>
> > written by William Shappere (family name).
>
> > Bacon wrote thirty-eight of the greatest plays in history (minus the Greeks
>
> > who provided Bacon with sources) but the Strats can't help themselves,
>
> > they are Play Thiefs. Always grabbing Bacon's plays and attributing them
>
> > to the Stratford Panderer, the one who ran whores out of Blackfriar's.
>
> >
>
> > I see, the light! Evilution is a fairytale for grown-ups. I have just
>
> >
>
> > got 3 HUMAN FOSSILS FROM THE DEVONIAN. They were SPECTACULAR! The
>
> > dentition was EXACT!
>
> > Shakespeare couldn't spell DEVONIAN least of all SPECTACULAR, he was
>
> > wholly illiterate.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > THRINAXODON: WOW! NOT JUST FOSSILS NOW, BUT THE DENTITION, TOO!
>
> > Uhhhhhhhhh, you're makin' that up.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > SHAKESPEARE: Yes. I have to go.
>
> > Don't let the door hit yah, etc etc.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > ================================
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:
>
> >
>
> > I'm not a Darwinian but I don't believe that.
>
> >
>
> > https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/6f501c469c7af24f#
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > https://groups.google.com/group/sci.bio.paleontology/browse_thread/thread/3aad75c16afb0b82#
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > ====================================
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > http://thrinaxodon.wordpress.com/
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > ===================================
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > THE BASTARDS AT THE SMITHSONIAN, AND THE LEAKEY FOUNDATION ARE ERODING
>
> >
>
> > WITH FEAR.
>
> >
>
> > When I was ten or eleven, my parents took me across the US
>
> > to visit the Smithsonian. I prefer Twain's version with the
>
> > 20 barrels of plasters, that was hysterical.
>
> >
>
> > ===========================
>
> >
>
> > THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE: Uh, Thrinaxodon,
>
> >
>
> > they've already died and they lie in their graves only
>
> >
>
> > thinking of how to gang up and murder the Stratford
>
> >
>
> > Panderer in their next incarnation, he lied! his whores
>
> >
>
> > were infected!
>
> >
>
> > THOMAS AQUINAS;
>
> >
>
> > ALDOUS HUXLEY;
>
> >
>
> > BOB CASANVOVA;
>
> > Well, I've read Aquinas and especially Aldous Huxley but
>
> > I've never heard of Bob Casanova.
> > Good luck with that, too many of us like science.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > ============================
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.

> > ISN'T EVERYBODY, WHAT, IS HE LOOKING FOR A MEAL?

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 22, 2013, 8:18:39 PM6/22/13
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On Sunday, June 16, 2013 7:43:07 PM UTC-7, Thrinaxodon wrote:
> UHHH, MOST OF THE LIST ABOVE DIED A CENTURY OR MORE AGO
>
> BUT IT'S STILL A WITTY POST.

neonp...@gmail.com

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Jul 16, 2013, 6:33:51 AM7/16/13
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On Sunday, June 16, 2013 7:43:07 PM UTC-7, Thrinaxodon wrote:

neonp...@gmail.com

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Jul 16, 2013, 6:40:39 AM7/16/13
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On Tuesday, June 18, 2013 5:08:13 AM UTC-7, neon...@gmail.com wrote:

> >
>

neonp...@gmail.com

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Jul 16, 2013, 6:49:55 AM7/16/13
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On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 3:40:39 AM UTC-7, neonp...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Tuesday, June 18, 2013 5:08:13 AM UTC-7, neon...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> Since this is an inventive contribution to the group, I approve, carry on.
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