Cool lines to say before you kick someone's ass
Brian Field@iap.net.au
>Have you got any cool lines?
I'm going to shove your face up your ass
and tie your ears around your balls.
Andy Krapcha
: Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
Try this one from the US TV show Bob Newheart (sp?)
Introduce yourself to the individual. When he/she (if your a female)
spews forth their lame reply answer with: "Just thought you might like to
know the name of your assailant."
Driveby Shooter
>Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
>>Have you got any cool lines?
>I'm going to shove your face up your ass
>and tie your ears around your balls.
The classic has to be, "I'm gonna rip off yer head and shit down yer
throat."
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Kris Earl Phillips
>Have you got any cool lines?
The best one I've heard:
I'm gonna rip your ear off and stick it up your butt so you can hear
me kickin' your ass.
KEP
Star 61
I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!!
Kenbunce
Shooter) writes:
>>Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
>
>>>Have you got any cool lines?
>
>>>Henrik...@dk-online.dk
>
>
>>I'm going to shove your face up your ass
>>and tie your ears around your balls.
>
>The classic has to be, "I'm gonna rip off yer head and shit down yer
>throat."
>
>
>
Or another:
I'm going to rip off your arms and beat the fuck out of you with the soggy
bits...
The Stars and Stripes fly high over Washington......
Under the Union Jack Mac.................
Ken Bunce.
Griffin Moss
I'm going to hang you from fish hooks by your eyelids and kick you in
the balls until you blink.
This is going to be 30 seconds of the most excruciating pain you're likely
to ever experience.
Hold still and this will go faster.
This will hurt you *alot* more than it hurts me.
What, just you? You're it? Do you have friends around here somewhere,
or is this going to be as boring as I think it's going to be?
Say goodnight motherfucker.
This is the part where things get painful. You are about to make noises
you probably thought the human body was incapable of making. Well, let
me tell you, you'll be surprised just how much punishment I can inflict
upon you without rendering you unconsious. It's all in the pace. Now,
shall we begin?
You are about to hurt real bad, my friend.
I should ask you while you're still in your right mind. Do you want to
die today? I only ask because they all end up asking for death, and I
feel it only fair to check beforehand. I wouldn't want to think I had
influenced your decision.
Stand still, or this is going to be much more painful than it has to be.
Just so you know, when you eventually pass out. STAY out...you won't
want to wake up to what will be happening to you after I'm done with you
here.
Would you mind signing a waiver?
-Griffin
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SquareD
>>>Have you got any cool lines?
>
>>>Henrik...@dk-online.dk
>
>
>>I'm going to shove your face up your ass
>>and tie your ears around your balls.
>
>The classic has to be, "I'm gonna rip off yer head and shit down yer
>throat."
>
you keep believing her shit.
Erin Jones
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William Hayek
My favorite as your driving away in your car: "We are off like the
forskin of a Jew!"
Valkyrie
>
> In article <4imtnd$g...@news.alaska.edu>, fs...@aurora.alaska.edu (Driveby
> Shooter) writes:
>
> >
> >>>Have you got any cool lines?
> >
> >>>Henrik...@dk-online.dk
> >
> >
> >>I'm going to shove your face up your ass
> >>and tie your ears around your balls.
> >
> >The classic has to be, "I'm gonna rip off yer head and shit down yer
> >throat."
> >
> >
> >
>
> I'm going to rip off your arms and beat the fuck out of you with the soggy
> bits...
>
What about "I'm gonna rip out your eyes and piss on your brains".
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When I left home this morning, I had a pocket full of lollipops and
asswhoopin's, and I'm all out of lollipops.
Keith R. Fyhr
: > >>I'm going to shove your face up your ass
: > >>and tie your ears around your balls.
: > >The classic has to be, "I'm gonna rip off yer head and shit down yer
: > >throat."
: > you keep believing her shit.
: My favorite as your driving away in your car: "We are off like the
: forskin of a Jew!"
Or,
We're off like a dirty shirt.
We're off like a prom dress.
Larson Keith Adams
: >>Have you got any cool lines?
Gabriel Byrne from The Crying Game
"Ever pick up your teeth with broken fingers?"
Keith
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Tim
lka...@acs5.acs.ucalgary.ca (Larson Keith Adams) wrote:
>: >Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
>
>: >>Have you got any cool lines?
>
>: >>Henrik...@dk-online.dk
>
>Gabriel Byrne from The Crying Game
>"Ever pick up your teeth with broken fingers?"
>
>Keith
swig!
Caped Cursader
>SquareD wrote:
>>> >>I'm going to shove your face up your ass
>> >>and tie your ears around your balls.
Open your mouth again and I'll stuff your ass in it.
Diego Velasco
"You're about ten seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your
life!"
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Brian Field@iap.net.au
>: > >>>Have you got any cool lines?
>: > >>I'm going to shove your face up your ass
>: > >>and tie your ears around your balls.
>: > >The classic has to be, "I'm gonna rip off yer head and shit down yer
>: > >throat."
>: > My all time favorite: Your girlfriend is going to get you killed if
>: > you keep believing her shit.
>: My favorite as your driving away in your car: "We are off like the
>: forskin of a Jew!"
>Or,
>We're off like a dirty shirt.
>We're off like a prom dress.
Off like a cloud of henshit.
Simon Whitaker
writes
>Gabriel Byrne from The Crying Game
>"Ever pick up your teeth with broken fingers?"
That was Stephen Rea. Gabriel Byrne's the one out of The Usual Suspects.
And yes, it was a cool line. BTW, the bloke he said it to was Tony
Slattery, well known 3rd rate UK comedian and 1st rate cunt, so it got a
BIG cheer in the cinemas on this side of the pond.
si...@whitaker.u-net.com
"All animals are equal." - George Orwell, Animal Farm
Kennet Carroll
wrote:
>I'm gonna open me up a can of whupass, and take a big fuckin'
>swig!
How about:
I'm fixin' to make your teeth look like old people's toe nails!
Philip Goldsmith
take a shit.
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Noel Wynder
>I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you're gonna have to part your hair to
>take a shit.
Do you wanna leave an address with your body so I can mail it to your
head?
:-)
Noel
nwy...@mcb.co.uk
Noah Klein
"Have you ever danced with the devilin the pail moon light?"
or
"Don't make me put the hurt on you"
In article <315742...@daka.com>, William Hayek <wha...@daka.com> wrote:
> SquareD wrote:
> >
> > >>>Have you got any cool lines?
> > >
> > >>>Henrik...@dk-online.dk
Stormdragon
>
> How about
> "Have you ever danced with the devilin the pail moon light?"
Is that like, Zero Devilin, the guy from Melting Euphoria, or Muffin
Spencer-Devilin, the golfer?
And I really don't get the reference to the moon shaped bucket light?
Or were you talking about a bucket of moon light? I don't think you
can put it in buckets you know.
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Michael A Brown
I'm gonna kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!
--
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mab...@iastate.edu
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mabrown/
Mark D. Vanderbilt
>I'm gonna kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!
Get ready to meet your tapeworm.
Apryl
> >I'm gonna kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!
One I just heard told to someone else:
I'm going to smack you so hard you'll get a ticket for speeding in the next
state.
(that's got to be hard!)
Apryl
Who cringes at the thought
Paul Belleville
Ben Morrish
>> "Have you ever danced with the devilin the pail moon light?"
>Is that like, Zero Devilin, the guy from Melting Euphoria, or Muffin
>Spencer-Devilin, the golfer?
Uh, I think its from Batman or something. Its "Devil in" not "Devilin"
Man against the backlash
favorites.
My favorite scripture is the one Samuel Jackson said in Pulp
Ficton before he killed that guy.
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Jason
Man against the backlash
feel it" that one is also good.
--
Jason
Man against the backlash
your mothers will cry when they've seen what I've done to you."
--
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>From: jke...@insync.net (John C. Keenom)
>Subject: Re: Cool lines to say before you kick someone's ass
>Date: Mon, 08 Apr 1996 21:59:27 GMT
>Blink your eyes and you will die in the dark.
How 'bout:
------ Have you ever picked - up your teeth with broken fingers??
J.W -
Eric
out your mouth."
B.W.
Dan Kamins
"I'm about to kick your ass. Now I'm kicking your ass."
That one is cool.
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CheezWhizz
Anthony N Evans
> "I'll hit you with so many rights you'll beg for a left"
"I beat up people like you on the way to fights!"
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Brian Field@iap.net.au
I'm agonna tear off yer head and shit down your windpipe.
Uncle Brian
Joerg Derungs
"Please turn round and bend over so it'll have a greater effect!"
or
"I just HAVE to do this now to be able to be a social guy for the rest of the
day"
Jon Hartley
>"I'll rip off your balls and shove them so far up your asshole they'll come
>out your mouth."
>
I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat that you'll have to
stick your toothbrush up your arse to clean them.
OR:
I'll push your dentures so far down your throat that you'll have to
use a Steradent tablet as a suppository in order to clean them.
OR:
I'm going to ream your arsehole with the rough end of a pineapple.
OR:
YOU are about to get a severe wire-brushing!
--
Jon Hartley
Gary Harris
"I just thought you should know, I'm about to be arrested for assault
and battery" and then followup with "I guess asking you to drop the
charges is futile at this point"
Gary
Acid-Burn
On Wed, 17 Apr 96 21:26:58 GMT, p...@cc1.unt.edu (CheezWhizz) wrote:
>In article <4kfg80$f...@usenetw1.news.prodigy.com>,
> QEX...@prodigy.com (Paul Belleville) wrote:
>>I am going to open up a can of kickass with your name on it.
>>-
>> PAUL BELLEVILLE QEX...@prodigy.com
>>
>>
>..or.....i'm gonna open a can-o-whoopass an' feed it to ya...
You're gonna eat free at the ass-kick buffet!
Tim Villa
>>>I am going to open up a can of kickass with your name on it.
>You're gonna eat free at the ass-kick buffet!
I probably read this in this group but it was a while ago.
"If you blink you're gonna die in the dark"
Tim
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Steven Cook
Christi603 <chris...@aol.com> wrote:
: Your mouth is about to buy you something your ass can't afford!
I heard it as: Don't let your mouth write checks that your ass can't
cash. :)
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Time!
joh...@popalex1.linknet.net
Steven Cook <vis...@primenet.com> wrote:
Here's one: "Son't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird
ass."
Antti R Kuntsi
Acid-Burn <aaro...@iadfw.net> wrote:
: On Wed, 17 Apr 96 21:26:58 GMT, p...@cc1.unt.edu (CheezWhizz) wrote:
: >In article <4kfg80$f...@usenetw1.news.prodigy.com>,
: > QEX...@prodigy.com (Paul Belleville) wrote:
: >> PAUL BELLEVILLE QEX...@prodigy.com
: >..or.....i'm gonna open a can-o-whoopass an' feed it to ya...
: You're gonna eat free at the ass-kick buffet!
or,
Do you like my boots?
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I don't know if this one has been said:
"I'll rip off your dick and shove it so far up your arse that
you'll be wanking it through your nose"
Interesting visuals come to mind with that one.
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How about:
Put your jacket on...it's cold in the gutter.
or, really shit one: do you like hospital food?
young d'jibril c
Who Said those things to you? Could it have been me?
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> Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
>
> >Have you got any cool lines?
>
> >Henrik...@dk-online.dk
>
>
> I'm going to shove your face up your ass
> and tie your ears around your balls.
MD
This is the first post in my new group.. a non-reply, non-edited answer
to a stupid question from an illiterate, moronic limey-wannabe to an
imbecilic Aussie, posted by some clueless fuckwit with an
incomprehensibly idiotic nym?
perfect
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> On Wed, 17 Apr 96 21:26:58 GMT, p...@cc1.unt.edu (CheezWhizz) wrote:
>
> >In article <4kfg80$f...@usenetw1.news.prodigy.com>,
> > QEX...@prodigy.com (Paul Belleville) wrote:
> >>I am going to open up a can of kickass with your name on it.
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penetrate it says plenty
scott...@gmail.com
" I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass that i'm going to use your mouth as an ankle bracelet"
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jfranc...@gmail.com
mem...@comcast.net
> Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
>
> >Have you got any cool lines?
>
> >Henrik...@dk-online.dk
>
>
> I'm going to shove your face up your ass
> and tie your ears around your balls.
anbal...@acsgmail.net
> Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
>
> >Have you got any cool lines?
>
> >Henrik...@dk-online.dk
>
>
> I'm going to shove your face up your ass
> and tie your ears around your balls.
59rr...@gmail.com
"i'm out like a Boner in sweatpants!"
59rr...@gmail.com
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> On Sun, 23 Nov 2014 09:47:42 -0800 (PST), 59rr...@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> Or
>>
>> "i'm out like a Boner in sweatpants"
>
> fighting a queer and you're going to go hard on him.
How come there's no faggot fights in any movie outside of the comedies
that show 'em fighting like girls? I wanna see 'em disable each other,
draw blood, break bones, snatch out an eye or two, and at least one of
'em either die or spend the better part of a decade in an ICU.
delma...@gmail.com
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> Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
>
> >Have you got any cool lines?
>
> >Henrik...@dk-online.dk
>
>
> I'm going to shove your face up your ass
> and tie your ears around your balls.
20ma...@nburlington.com
Too Late?
tre...@gmail.com
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> Im stickin my hand down your throat Grabbin ya by the Asshole shake
> ya turn ya inside out.
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> Steven Cook <vis...@primenet.com> wrote:
>
> >Christi603 <chris...@aol.com> wrote:
> >: Your mouth is about to buy you something your ass can't afford!
>
> >I heard it as: Don't let your mouth write checks that your ass can't
> >cash. :)
>
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> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Here's one: "Son't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird
> ass."
I heard, "Don't let your bulldog mouth write a check your chihuahua dog ass can't cash!"
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El Paso, the backed-up, maggot-ridden cesspool of North America
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> Like that
if you battered, skewered and deep fried your eyeballs, I can
assure you the world'd be grateful
g55f...@gmail.com
> Henrik...@dk-online.dk (Henrik Hansen) wrote:
>
> >Have you got any cool lines?
>
> >Henrik...@dk-online.dk
>
>
> I'm going to shove your face up your ass
> and tie your ears around your balls.
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> On Sun, 14 Jun 2015 17:20:03 -0700 (PDT), paulmc...@gmail.com
> wrote:
>
>> Like that
>
> I've seen a lot of fights. Been in a few myself, and have never
> heard someone bragging how bad he was gonna hurt the other guy. In
> fact, the only ones I've heard trash talking have left the bar before
> the punching started.
it's all in the body language
if a hand comes up beyond the waist and the shoulder starts pivoting,
they're going down quick, especially if they're drunk
that, or it's time to back off and let 'em cool down
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> On Fri, 10 Jul 2015 12:39:58 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>> Like that
>>>
>>> I've seen a lot of fights. Been in a few myself, and have never
>>> heard someone bragging how bad he was gonna hurt the other guy.
>>> In fact, the only ones I've heard trash talking have left the
>>> bar before the punching started.
>>
>> it's all in the body language
>>
>> if a hand comes up beyond the waist and the shoulder starts
>> pivoting, they're going down quick, especially if they're drunk
>>
>> that, or it's time to back off and let 'em cool down
>
someone loads up on me, they'll wish they'd been tazed, instead
austinr...@gmail.com
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> On Sun, 2 Aug 2015 08:02:03 -0600, ??
>>>>>> Like that
>>>>>
>>>>> I've seen a lot of fights. Been in a few myself, and have
>>>>> never heard someone bragging how bad he was gonna hurt the
>>>>> other guy. In fact, the only ones I've heard trash talking
>>>>> have left the bar before the punching started.
>>>>
>>>> it's all in the body language
>>>>
>>>> if a hand comes up beyond the waist and the shoulder starts
>>>> pivoting, they're going down quick, especially if they're
>>>> drunk
>>>>
>>>> that, or it's time to back off and let 'em cool down
>>>
>>> The great god Taser will protect you.
>>
>> someone loads up on me, they'll wish they'd been tazed, instead
>
> this long.
I keep in practice for quick take downs or disabling, depending on
aggressiveness, or enough to let me walk away. if they're bigger than
me, their knee's gonna be wrecked.. same size or smaller's gonna need
some serious dental work and/or a jaw realignment ..and if they got a
weapon, they'll be lucky to see again
ӍÐ
of course it's a gmail account, so the consistency's spot on
btw, Midlothian HS sucks
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> On Sun, 30 Aug 2015 16:57:40 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>> The great god Taser will protect you.
>>>>
>>>> someone loads up on me, they'll wish they'd been tazed,
>>>> instead
>>>
>>> Jeez, I haven't been in a fight in ages. Musta forgot how,
>>> after this long.
>>
>> I keep in practice for quick take downs or disabling, depending on
>> aggressiveness, or enough to let me walk away. if they're bigger
>> than me, their knee's gonna be wrecked.. same size or smaller's
>> gonna need some serious dental work and/or a jaw realignment ..and
>> if they got a weapon, they'll be lucky to see again
>
> four other people; you know which drunks to avoid. I don't heal as
> fast as I used to.
I hang out with MMA regional champions (one is ranked nationally) who
always got my back, but I don't provoke anyone. if they start it,
they're finished ..sort of my motto
alexandra...@gmail.com
Friendship is magic BITCH
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> On Mon, 12 Oct 2015 02:19:26 -0600, ??
outside the occasional equal rights march, freeloading, stealing, and
their constant begging for honey?
djfl...@gmail.com
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> On Sat, 21 Nov 2015 04:38:10 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>> I hang out with MMA regional champions (one is ranked
>>>> nationally) who always got my back, but I don't provoke
>>>> anyone. if they start it, they're finished ..sort of my motto
>>>
>>> I hang out with black bears. No worries.
>>
>> outside the occasional equal rights march, freeloading, stealing,
>> and their constant begging for honey?
>
> much about equal rights. They're more the 'might makes right' type.
> Honey comes under the stealing provision, not begging.
>
> There's a roadside stop a couple miles from here; basically a mowed
> spot with a picnic table. Last summer I saw a family there, parents
> and a couple kids. They were feeding a sow and a
> ready-to-leave-momma cub. Wish I wasn't in a hurry when I passed
> by, it woulda been fun seeing what happened when they ran out of
> food.
they'd just pick the parents' and kids' crushed bones outta their teeth
and move on to the next family
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> On Sun, 27 Dec 2015 23:26:13 -0700, ??
Baja (mideastern part, around El Soldado off the GoC), Montana, the
Yukon, and Costa Rica (Caribbean coast) top my list
