--
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense
damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
> Wow, he's getting worse and worse. Maybe the sleeping pills and vodka
> worked?
Wonder how he's liking his Phillies pick now?
Sports handicapper, my ass.
I was very disappointed that I did not see him on Halloween night. I had
a number of people express great interest and enthusiasm at my
"redneck-ninja" outfit. I'm sure someone as into the occult as Mr.
Parker is would have taken great interest in my Halloween costume (given
that he believes himself to be the progeny of the Abrahamic Deity and
that he has claimed to be able to cast effective spells and/or speak
effective prayers that can injure child gymnasts, cause automobile
accidents, interfere with a positive outcome of surgery, and cause the
two largest buildings in New York City to collapse on September 11,
2001).
Hey c'mon now! He's "one of the winningest horseplayers in the US" !!
According to himself, of course. He made this pronouncement after
being banned from yet another web forum.
Source:
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.gambling.sports/browse_thread/thread/0966e6b04f389f62
Maybe he got a job. I heard the Texaco on Chestnut was hiring.
Of course he may be under-qualified, but how slowly and inaccurately
would the uber-Secretary have to type in order to clean windshields?
Hopefully he got the job. It'd be great for his morale to actually
have to file a tax return next year.
Some woman beat him out for a secretary job 15 years ago, and he's been
whining and bitching about it everr since. Apparently that one rejection
was enough to knock him off the tracks, and he's never recovered. All he
does now is file kooky lawsuits so he can get rich quick off the effrorts of
others.
>
> "Matt Nemmers" <viu...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:b433fb1b-00df-4bfc-b911-
d38cd4...@o10g2000yqa.googlegroups.com.
> .. On Nov 2, 10:07 am, "Teddybear" <teddyb...@gmx.us> wrote:
>> Wow, he's getting worse and worse. Maybe the sleeping pills and vodka
>> worked?
>>
>> --
>> Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the
>> expense damnable.
>> Lord Chesterfield
>
>> Maybe he got a job. I heard the Texaco on Chestnut was hiring.
>
>> Of course he may be under-qualified, but how slowly and inaccurately
>> would the uber-Secretary have to type in order to clean windshields?
>> Hopefully he got the job. It'd be great for his morale to actually
>> have to file a tax return next year.
>
> Some woman beat him out for a secretary job 15 years ago, and he's
> been whining and bitching about it everr since. Apparently that one
> rejection was enough to knock him off the tracks, and he's never
> recovered. All he does now is file kooky lawsuits so he can get rich
> quick off the effrorts of others.
Don't forget his "achievements" at the racetrack, where he claims a win
large enough to file taxes over ... but he refuses to admit how much he
has spent at the racetrack total. Most gamblers grossly underestimate
how much they've spent, as they don't count the "reinvestment" of their
winnings into additional games or tickets.
He obviously is able to earn enough to go into strip clubs (as is
evidenced by his "stripper gold" theory) and test his theories out. Even
with his conservative estimates of how much he spent, he spent over half
of what he reported earning in a year at strip clubs. He, of course, no
longer has any of the raw data so no one can repeat his experiments
exactly as he did them, which makes his experiments and theory
completely non-scientific, even though he hides behind scientific
theories like Darwin's, and claims to have been Darwin AND Galileo in
past lives.
And he claims to know who I am, and has made veiled threats that would
imply that law enforcement should have already met me, if his claims
were serious. The closest I've come to law enforcement this last year
has been the jury summons I received the other week.
I think he is best qualified for a position as a soda jerk.
Wouldn't you love to see the internal "nut file" on him?
Just a thought, but I think that any job that requires him to come in
contact with people is the wrong job for him.