YOU HAVE HOLES
SO WHY DO YOU LIKE MAKING PEOPLE POOP
SEND ME EiGHT MORE BOXES
DEAR TELEVISION
WHY DO YOU GO CLUNK WHEN I TRUN YOU OFF
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
CAN YOU SEE ME
WHERE IS HIGH DEFINITION
DEAR EUDORA
WHY DO YOU PUT SWEAR WORDS IN RED
I LIkE RED
DEAR PICKEL JUICE
DID I GET YOU FREE WITH THE PICKELS OR ARE YOU A HIDDEN COST
IS IT A SCAM
DEAR STAR WARS EPISoDE III
WAIT DARTH VADER ALREADY DIED IN EPISODE VI
STOP BEING OUT OF ORDER
DEAR TOILET PAPER
IF I SqUEEZE THE ROLL IT CAN'T ROLL AWAY
DOES THAT MEAN IT'S NOT STILL A ROLL
NOW I THINK CALLING DINNER ROLLS ROLLS IS GROSS
STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT GROSS
OKAY
DID THEY USED TO MAKE PERFORETIONS BY HAND OR DiD THEY HAVE SLAVES DO IT
SEND ME EIGHT MORE ROLLS
-- K.
DEAR ME
HI
SINCERELY ME
P.S.!!!!!
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