Important questions for the inanimate objects of the world.

[James Kibo Parry]

DEAR CHEERIOS

YOU HAVE HOLES

SO WHY DO YOU LIKE MAKING PEOPLE POOP

SEND ME EiGHT MORE BOXES

DEAR TELEVISION

WHY DO YOU GO CLUNK WHEN I TRUN YOU OFF

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

CAN YOU SEE ME

WHERE IS HIGH DEFINITION

DEAR EUDORA

WHY DO YOU PUT SWEAR WORDS IN RED

I LIkE RED

DEAR PICKEL JUICE

DID I GET YOU FREE WITH THE PICKELS OR ARE YOU A HIDDEN COST

IS IT A SCAM

DEAR STAR WARS EPISoDE III

WAIT DARTH VADER ALREADY DIED IN EPISODE VI

STOP BEING OUT OF ORDER

DEAR TOILET PAPER

IF I SqUEEZE THE ROLL IT CAN'T ROLL AWAY

DOES THAT MEAN IT'S NOT STILL A ROLL

NOW I THINK CALLING DINNER ROLLS ROLLS IS GROSS

STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT GROSS

OKAY

DID THEY USED TO MAKE PERFORETIONS BY HAND OR DiD THEY HAVE SLAVES DO IT

SEND ME EIGHT MORE ROLLS

-- K.

DEAR ME

HI

SINCERELY ME

P.S.!!!!!

[Glenn Knickerbocker]

HEY WAIT A SECOND I haven't even finished writing "Kibo's Peanut Remote"
yet and here you are writing whole new versions of "Bitchin' in the
Kitchen" when you probably have never even seen "Shock Treatment" once!

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