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Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names

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Apr 23, 2010, 7:31:20 PM4/23/10
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Why is it that all the rightwing heroes are pussies of the highest
order?

Chuck Norris for example. Never heard a shot fired in his direction,
yet, he's worshipped as some kind of superhero and his every word is
gospel to the rightwing.

Oh, I know -- Norris served two years in the Air Force -- two years at
Osan AB, Korea. Where the only shots he knew anything about were the
shots of watered-dwon Johnny Walker at Miss Kim's Long Branch Saloon
and Pleasure Parlor just outside the west gate (or was it the east
gate?), and, the shots he got every month at the dispensary when he
failed his first sergeant's short arm inspection. Maybe that's how he
got the nickname "Drippy."

Then there's that girlie MOPAR truck he drives. Jesus Christ, you'd
think he'd at least drive a REAL TRUCK.

But, what the hell, the rightwingers just love him.

carl

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Apr 23, 2010, 9:28:38 PM4/23/10
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Same goes for your fake pres hero Obama. Dufus. At least Chuck
Norris knows what he believes in. Obama believes what his teleprompter
tells him.

Dufus face.

"Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names" <PopUl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Harold Burton

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Apr 23, 2010, 9:33:19 PM4/23/10
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In article <r5b4t5pbg76llsle2...@4ax.com>,
Lickin' Ass and Fakin' Names <PopUl...@hotmail.com> whined:

> Why is it that all the rightwing heroes are pussies of the highest
> order?
>
> Chuck Norris for example. Never heard a shot fired in his direction


Much like those DemocRAT chickenhawks Woodrow Wilson (WWI) and Franklin
Roosevelt (WWII). Eager to sacrifice a hundred thousand or so Americans
but never willing to put their own lives in danger.


snicker.

Harold Burton

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Apr 23, 2010, 9:34:03 PM4/23/10
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In article <4bd24944$0$4881$9a6e...@unlimited.newshosting.com>,
"carl" <cstan...@bak.rr.com> wrote:

> Same goes for your fake pres hero Obama. Dufus.


And DemocRAT chickenhawks Wilson and Roosevelt.

thedockson

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Apr 24, 2010, 1:11:07 AM4/24/10
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Something that comes closer to this side of the last century please.

Buster Norris

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Apr 24, 2010, 10:10:28 AM4/24/10
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Jimmy "Help! A Killer Rabbit Is After Me!" Carter!

Biggest PUSSY President of All Time........................

Until the Magic Negro Messiah from Kenya showed up!

Buster Norris

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Apr 24, 2010, 11:06:29 AM4/24/10
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Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names <PopUl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Message-ID: <r5b4t5pbg76llsle2...@4ax.com>
>Chuck Norris for example.

Disclosure: I am not related to Chuck Norris........

>Oh, I know -- Norris served two years in the Air Force -- two years at
>Osan AB, Korea. Where the only shots he knew anything about were the
>shots of watered-dwon Johnny Walker at Miss Kim's Long Branch Saloon

Freakshow! YER BUSTED!!!!

1. There is NO bar called that at that base in South Korea!

2. Go ahead and Google "Miss Kim's Long Branch Saloon" and see what you get:

3. A couple of hits about the old Gunsmoke TV show.

4. And THIS: http://www.angelfire.com/ga/beverlyann1/

5. GO THERE IF YOU DARE!!!

6. Its Freakshow Kickin and she is a he who's a she, or a fucking it! I kid
you not!

7. Here's what "it" says - "Hi, my name is Beverly Ann and in case you haven't
figured it out yet, I am Transgendered. I'm not going to try to explain what
that means; other more qualified people can do that. All I'm going to try and
do here is give a little information about the gender community and of course,
post the obligatory bio and pictures. Who said we don't like to show off. :-) "

8. I dare you to go look at the pics!

9. So Freakshow makes up some ignorant anti-patriot, anti-American story about
a patriotic American hero Chuck Norris. Everybody already seen Patriot Games
stomp Freakshow for lying on Chuck Norris before. So Freakshow makes up some
name of some bar pretending He-She-It been there. Nope, Freakshow never was in
the military, been documented, but He-She-It made up a name, coulda been ANY
name, coulda been ANYTHING!

10. What the fuck are the odds Freakshow would make up a name out of thin air
that does exist? Zero. What the fuck are the odds Freakshow would make up a
name that CAN ONLY BE A FREAK SITE? Zero.

11. Freakshow Kickin used a real name from memory, HER OWN SITE!

Freakshow! YER FUCKING BUSTED!!!!

>But, what the hell, the rightwingers just love him.

Freakshow! YER FUCKING BUSTED!!!!

PG! How'd I do? (I busted her ass bigtime, you know it, Semper Fi!)


Buster Norris

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Apr 24, 2010, 11:09:11 AM4/24/10
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"carl" <cstan...@bak.rr.com> wrote:
>Same goes for your fake pres hero Obama. Dufus. At least Chuck
>Norris knows what he believes in. Obama believes what his teleprompter
>tells him.

Obunko believes is Allah, Socialism, Communism, Black Power, hot fried chicken,
cold watermelon, and he's a faggot.

Harold Burton

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Apr 24, 2010, 9:11:01 PM4/24/10
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In article
<09fbb31d-a6e2-41d4...@i40g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,
thedockson <thedo...@lavabit.com> wrote:


William Jefferson Clinton. Thanks for asking.


snicker

Patriot Games

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Apr 25, 2010, 3:37:09 PM4/25/10
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On Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:31:20 -0400, Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
<PopUl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Why is it that all the rightwing heroes are pussies of the highest
>order?
>Chuck Norris for example. Never heard a shot fired in his direction...

Neither did YOU:

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:08:42 -0400, Patriot Games
<Pat...@America.Com> wrote:
>On Tue, 8 Jul 2008 01:36:51 -0700 (PDT), "Kickin' Ass and Takin'
>Names" <PopUl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>On Jul 7, 1:25 pm, Patriot Games <Patr...@America.Com> wrote:
>>> On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 18:22:11 -0700 (PDT), "Kickin' Ass and Takin'
>>> Names" <PopUlist...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> >On Jul 6, 5:55 pm, Patriot Games <Patr...@America.Com> wrote:
>>> >There is no such thing as a recommendation for a Purple Heart.
>>> Wrong.
>>> MANUAL OF MILITARY DECORATIONS & AWARDS
>>> Office of the Assistant Secretary of Defense
>>> (Force Management Policy)
>>> DoD 1348.33-M, September 1996
>>> http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/corres/pdf/134833m.pdf
>>> C3.3.2. All recommendations for Defense decorations
>>The key word here is "decorations."
>
>Wrong. The important word used to CATCH YOU LYING, AGAIN, is
>"Service" as in SERVICE AWARDS.
>
>>Military medals are of two types: AWARDS and DECORATIONS -- known to
>>anyone who has served a few minutes in uniform is "awards and decs."
>
>Wrong. SERVICE AWARDS are NOT Decorations. The Purple Heart IS NOT a
>Service Award.
>
>>The Purple Heart is an award, not a decoration.
>
>Wrong. But thanks so much for the opportunity to PROVE CONCLUSIVELY
>that YOU ARE A LIAR and that YOU HAVE NO MILITARY EXPERIENCE.
>
>>Once again, ol' PG has his ass handed to him.
>
>Let's recap.
>
>I provided CITED REFERENCES.
>
>YOU are a PROVEN LIAR.
>
>I provided ORIGINAL MILITARY DOCUMENTATION.
>
>YOU, a PROVEN LIAR, provided WORTHLESS PERSONAL OPINION.
>
>And now I will demonstrate using CITED ORIGINAL MILITARY DOCUMENTATION
>that YOU ARE A LIAR AND A FRAUD:
>
>MANUAL OF MILITARY DECORATIONS & AWARDS
>Office of the Assistant Secretary of Defense
>(Force Management Policy)
>DoD 1348.33-M, September 1996
>http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/corres/pdf/134833m.pdf
>C1.1. PURPOSE
>This Manual explains DoD policies and procedures on awarding Defense
>decorations and SERVICE awards...
>[...]
>AP1. APPENDIX 1
>U.S. MILITARY DECORATIONS
>AP1.1.1. This Appendix contains a brief description of the various
>decorations that have been authorized for the Armed Forces of the
>United States:
>AP1.1.2. Those decorations include the following:
>[...]
>AP1.1.2.21. PURPLE HEART
>[...]
>
>We NOW KNOW for a PROVEN FACT that YOU LIED about having ANY MILITARY
>EXPERIENCE.
>
>I hope you will enjoy having me post this again, and again, and again,
>and again as much as I will enjoy posting it again, and again, and
>again, and again.
>
>YOU ARE NOW A TOTALLY DISCREDITED LIAR AND FRAUD!

=====================================

On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:20:33 -0700 (PDT), "Kickin' Ass and Takin'
Names" <old_r...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Why is the over-65 crowd so worked up about health insurance reform?
>After all, they (we, actually, I'm on Medicare)

Thanks for admitting YOU NEVER RETIRED FROM THE MILITARY!

Hahahahahahahahha!!

=====================================

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics/msg/c9b8842a2f0982a0?hl=en

From: "Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names" <old_redn...@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:35:46 -0700 (PDT)
> Military retirees carry TriCare as their primary insurer UNTIL
> AGE 65 AT WHICH TIME WE GO ON MEDICARE with TriCare
> For Life as our secondary insurer.
> http://www.military.com/benefits/tricare/tricare-and-medicare
> I am a military retiree over 65.
> Medicare is my primary,
> TFL is my secondary.

Oops! Busted BAD this time!

"If you are the widow or widower of a service member... you are no
longer covered by TRICARE..."

As I have LONG SUSPECTED we NOW KNOW why you said "I'm on Medicare."

Because YOU NEVER SERVED, but YOUR HUSBAND DID!!

YOU are a OLD BITCH WIDOW HAG!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

=====================================

On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:37:30 -0800 (PST), "Kickin' Ass and Takin'
Names" <old_r...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Nov 13, 11:20 am, Patriot Games <Patr...@America.Com> wrote:
>> > Military retirees carry TriCare as their primary insurer UNTIL
>> > AGE 65 AT WHICH TIME WE GO ON MEDICARE with TriCare
>> > For Life as our secondary insurer.
>> >http://www.military.com/benefits/tricare/tricare-and-medicare
>> > I am a military retiree over 65.
>> > Medicare is my primary,
>> > TFL is my secondary.
>> Oops!  Busted BAD this time!
>Yep -- and you are the one who is busted -- bad -- really bad.

Nope...

>> "If you are the widow or widower of a service member... you are no
>> longer covered by TRICARE..."
>I didn't say I am now covered by TriCare.
>This is what I said:
>>> I am a military retiree over 65.
>> > Medicare is my primary,
>> > TFL is my secondary.
>TFL = TriCare For Life
>http://www.tricare.mil/mybenefit/ProfileFilter.do;jsessionid=K9KR7QXgppyYqgGG2sF2Gyg8MWGTSm9n5FJZt25M4TXZvJCgH1ly!-491296821?&puri=%2Fhome%2Foverview%2FPlans%2FLearnAboutPlansAndCosts%2FTRICAREForLife
>or
>http://tinyurl.com/y9bvca2
>-- quote
>TRICARE For Life
>TRICARE For Life (TFL) is TRICARE's Medicare-wraparound coverage
>available to all Medicare-eligible TRICARE beneficiaries, regardless
>of age, provided they have Medicare Parts A and B.

"TRICARE beneficiaries..."

>While Medicare is your primary insurance, TRICARE acts as your
>secondary payer minimizing your out-of-pocket expenses. TRICARE
>benefits include covering Medicare's coinsurance and deductible.
>-- end quote
>Just in case you missed it, here's the salient point again:
>-- quote
>TRICARE For Life (TFL) is TRICARE's Medicare-wraparound coverage
>available to all Medicare-eligible TRICARE beneficiaries, regardless
>of age, provided they have Medicare Parts A and B.
>-- end quote

"TRICARE beneficiaries..."

You are a 'beneficiary' BECAUSE "you are the widow or widower of a
service member..."

>I just love it when you're busted again and again and again.

In case you haven't noticed THIS IS GAME OVER FOR YOU.

YOU are an OLD WOMAN.

Case closed.

YOU were a Service Member's DOORMAT.

Case closed.

That Service member died, making YOU a "beneficiary" of HIS BENEFITS.

Case closed.

YOU NEVER SERVED.

PROVEN.

Case closed.

And...

Game over.

(The BEST part is that I knew if I waited long enough YOU would
provide the very CITE that WOULD DO YOU IN!)

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Patriot Games

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Apr 25, 2010, 3:54:00 PM4/25/10
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On Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:06:29 GMT, Buster Norris <bus...@buster.com>
wrote:

>Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names <PopUl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>Message-ID: <r5b4t5pbg76llsle2...@4ax.com>
>>Chuck Norris for example.
>Disclosure: I am not related to Chuck Norris........
>>Oh, I know -- Norris served two years in the Air Force -- two years at
>>Osan AB, Korea. Where the only shots he knew anything about were the
>>shots of watered-dwon Johnny Walker at Miss Kim's Long Branch Saloon
>Freakshow! YER BUSTED!!!!
>1. There is NO bar called that at that base in South Korea!
>2. Go ahead and Google "Miss Kim's Long Branch Saloon" and see what you get:
>3. A couple of hits about the old Gunsmoke TV show.
>4. And THIS: http://www.angelfire.com/ga/beverlyann1/

I got EXACTLY the same thing!

Same thing at Yahoo!

Same thing at Ask.com...

OH!!

>5. GO THERE IF YOU DARE!!!

NO! No, no, no... I'll take your word for it!

>6. Its Freakshow Kickin and she is a he who's a she, or a fucking it! I kid
>you not!
>7. Here's what "it" says - "Hi, my name is Beverly Ann and in case you haven't
>figured it out yet, I am Transgendered. I'm not going to try to explain what
>that means; other more qualified people can do that. All I'm going to try and
>do here is give a little information about the gender community and of course,
>post the obligatory bio and pictures. Who said we don't like to show off. :-) "
>8. I dare you to go look at the pics!

NO! No, no, no... I'll take your word for it!

>9. So Freakshow makes up some ignorant anti-patriot, anti-American story about
>a patriotic American hero Chuck Norris. Everybody already seen Patriot Games
>stomp Freakshow for lying on Chuck Norris before. So Freakshow makes up some
>name of some bar pretending He-She-It been there. Nope, Freakshow never was in
>the military, been documented, but He-She-It made up a name, coulda been ANY
>name, coulda been ANYTHING!
>10. What the fuck are the odds Freakshow would make up a name out of thin air
>that does exist? Zero. What the fuck are the odds Freakshow would make up a
>name that CAN ONLY BE A FREAK SITE? Zero.
>11. Freakshow Kickin used a real name from memory, HER OWN SITE!

That's kind of a stretch... Yes, it's something she knew about, but
not necessarily her own site... But it SURELY IS suspicious!

>Freakshow! YER FUCKING BUSTED!!!!
>>But, what the hell, the rightwingers just love him.
>Freakshow! YER FUCKING BUSTED!!!!
>PG! How'd I do?

Damned good, all things considered! She HAS been trying to come out
of the closet for months now... Other people had commented that
coming out of the closet wasn't a big deal and she shoulda just done
it by now... But apparently coming out of the closet is one thing for
a fag but yet another thing entirely for a mutant...

Okay, so go claim your prize Grasshopper! Post it FAR and WIDE!

> (I busted her ass bigtime, you know it, Semper Fi!)

Semper Fi, grunt!

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