Crackpot Texan Citizen Bob Goes to the Doctor...
Invasion of the Crackpots
Citizen Bob got up one morning and noticed that the upper half of his
eyeballs were blue and the lower half brown. So he went to the doctor
to find out what was wrong. The doctor gave him a pitcherfull of
something to drink. After he had drunk it he said, "What was that?
It tasted terrible". The doctor replied, "It was shit. You were
running a quart low".
Bill Ward
Sparky, you're funnier than that when you're not even trying. Give your
natural lunacy a chance. It's a gift. Go with the flow.
Citizen Bob
<Crackpot.Zo...@Exxon-Turds.info> wrote:
>Yeah, but you got to admit that Citizen Bob is not very deep. This is
>Real Texas Humor he can flow with.
>There were three people in a Texas stagecoach one day: a true red-
>blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman (Citizen Bob, of course), a
>tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-
>endowed Texas lady. The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally
>he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 if you show me a
>good time." The Citizen Bob looked appalled, pulled out his pistol,
>and killed the city-slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said,
>"Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the Citizen Bob
>holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell!! No tenderfoot is gonna
>raise the price of women in Texas!!"
And here is real eco-freak humor you can flow with:
How do you tell the difference between Texan boots and eco-freak
boots?
With Texan boots the shit is on the outside.
--
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)!
Primary Cause of Global Warming!
The DHMO Institute
Houston, Texas
hanson
"Citizen Bob" <sp...@uce.gov> wrote in message
news:45fe947a....@news-server.houston.rr.com...
>
> Lion Kuntz aka "Awe Shit" aka "Crackpot Zombie Hordes"
> <Crackpot.Zo...@Exxon-Turds.info> wrote:
>>Yeah, but you got to admit that Citizen Bob is not very deep.
posting a lame "Texas stagecoach one day" joke, not worth
re-posting to whichBob retorted with a great 4-liner]:
>
[Bob]
> And here is real eco-freak humor you can flow with:
> How do you tell the difference between Texan boots
> and eco-freak boots?
> With Texan boots the shit is on the outside.
>
Bob 1 : Kuntz 0
----------------------------
Lion, say "Awe Shit" now.... ahahahahaha... ahahahaha...
>
> --
[Bob]
> Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)!
> Primary Cause of Global Warming!
> http://home.houston.rr.com/rkba/dhmo.html
>
[hanson]
Bob, don't bring false hope to Kuntz, the Dunce.
He will believe that Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)
will come out of his useless 30 year old PVs.
Now watch "Awe Shit" getting mad at me and use
my handle to warm himself globally in his basement
Thanks for the laughs, Bob... ahahaha... ahahanson
Invasion of the Crackpots
> Now watch "Awe Shit" getting mad at me and use
> my handle to warm himself globally in his basement
Lying reich-winger. Global Warming exists, because it is accurately
measured. Climate change has happened already and is recorded
worldwide and is documented. It is caused by humans without a doubt.
It harms the rich and poor both by threatens the poor the most because
they can't afford the defenses that the rich can buy to make
accommodations, like air conditioning or deeper well or flood control
measures.
It was discussed openly over 3 decades and the decision has been made
that the debate portion is closed so that emergency response actions
can go forward.
There is no new evidence and no surprises. It has been found that the
richest corporations are engaged in criminal frauds to protect their
dirty pollution sources of income and refuse to change to clean
industry investments. Career criminal accomplices in the sciences have
been exposed, identified, debunked by courtroom evidence. Paid
accomplices through front organizations regularly post deceptions to
continue the "appearance of debate" when the debate is over. No new
evidence accompanies the propaganda piece above.
hanson
"Night of the Living Crackpots" <Crac...@Exxon-Turds.info> dreaming
of the "Invasion of the Crackpots" <Crackpot...@Exxon-Turds.info
in news:1174338543....@p15g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
and carefully snipped, in fear, the lines that should concern him the most:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/21b72828229da0a0
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/6ab1baf9ab204bd4
ahahahaha... wherein you'll see "Awe Shit's fear factor... ahahaha
>
> On Mar 19, 5:11 am, "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote:
>> ******** Global COOLING imminent ************
>> says Left leaning NY Times & Glen Beck CNN-HLN on 18-Mar-07:....
>> based on research of sober scientists who are NOTpaid by
>> anyone like the IPCC Global Warmers who are on the payroll
>> of the crooked UN paymasters, who took $billions in bribes
>> from Saddam Hussein, and who try to advance their Global
>> Govenrment agenda by spreading false fear and doom.
>>
>> Has anybody more details on this aside these 2 desperately
>> lonely welfare items who are getting hot under their collar and
>> post every night, inadvertently moving the US evermore to the
>> Right, and becoming so terribly excited that they take a few
>> steps closer to their plot at [ next 2 links were snipped by
"Awe Shit's" greatest fears. Reinstated here:]
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/21b72828229da0a0
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/6ab1baf9ab204bd4
>
obviously, "Awe Shit" had no details except making a stupid
subject line to project his anger that his, Loin Kuntz's, tardy welfare
check and malingering me for reporting what I saw in the news:
>
["Awe Shit"]
> Lying reich-winger.... [snip "Awe Shit's" plagiarized & regurgitated
> tripe from his idol and role model VD Scott Nudds]... It was discussed
>openly over 3 decades and the decision has been made that the
>debate portion is closed so that emergency response actions can
>go forward.
>
"Awe Shit" listen, in your sorry and terminal condition, can you poor
sod no longer realize that you have fallen victim to and became
damaged goods thanks to your
**** GREEN BIBLE & its 4 decade old enviro Theology *****
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/70ed6372eccc32ba
wherein it says that:
= "It doesn't matter what is true ... it only matters what people
= believe is true. -- Paul Watson, Sea Shepard/ex-Greenpeace, &...
= "A lot of environmental [sci/soc/pol] messages are simply not
= accurate. We use hype." -- Jerry Franklin, Ecologist, UoW, and...
= "If you don't know an answer, a fact, a statistic, then .... make it
= up on the spot ... for the mass-media today ... the truth is irrelevant."
= -- Paul Watson in Earthforce: An Earth Warrior's Guide to Strategy.
= "We make simplified, dramatic statements, and make little
= mention of any doubts we may have [about] being honest."
= -- Stephen Schneider (Stanford prof. who first sought fame as
= a global cooler, but has now hit the big time as a global warmer)
= "It is appropriate to have an over-representation of factual presen-
= tations" -- Al Gore, Chairman, Gen. Investment Management Bank.
>
Bless you, Leon,
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/21b72828229da0a0
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/6ab1baf9ab204bd4
I will miss you, "Awe Shit".
ahahaha... ahahahahahanson
>
hanson
Crackpot Zombie Hordes
> Bless you, Leon,
> I will miss you, "Awe Shit".
> ahahaha... ahahahahahanson
>
>
Lying reich-winger. Global Warming exists, because it is accurately
measured. Climate change has happened already and is recorded
worldwide and is documented. It is caused by humans without a doubt.
It harms the rich and poor both by threatens the poor the most because
they can't afford the defenses that the rich can buy to make
accommodations, like air conditioning or deeper well or flood control
measures.
It was discussed openly over 3 decades and the decision has been made
that the debate portion is closed so that emergency response actions
can go forward.
There is no new evidence and no surprises. It has been found that the
hanson
"Night of the Living Crackpots" <Crac...@Exxon-Turds.info> dreaming
him being one in the <Crackpot.Zombie.Hordes full of Exxon-Turds.info >
in news:1174347112....@b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>openly over 3 decades and the decision has been made that the
>debate portion is closed so that emergency response actions can
>go forward.
>
"Awe Shit" listen, in your sorry and terminal condition, can you poor
sod no longer realize that you have fallen victim to and became
damaged goods thanks to your
**** GREEN BIBLE & its 4 decade old enviro Theology *****
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/70ed6372eccc32ba
wherein it says that:
= "It doesn't matter what is true ... it only matters what people
= believe is true. -- Paul Watson, Sea Shepard/ex-Greenpeace, &...
= "A lot of environmental [sci/soc/pol] messages are simply not
= accurate. We use hype." -- Jerry Franklin, Ecologist, UoW, and...
= "If you don't know an answer, a fact, a statistic, then .... make it
= up on the spot ... for the mass-media today ... the truth is irrelevant."
= -- Paul Watson in Earthforce: An Earth Warrior's Guide to Strategy.
= "We make simplified, dramatic statements, and make little
= mention of any doubts we may have [about] being honest."
= -- Stephen Schneider (Stanford prof. who first sought fame as
= a global cooler, but has now hit the big time as a global warmer)
= "It is appropriate to have an over-representation of factual presen-
= tations" -- Al Gore, Chairman, Gen. Investment Management Bank.
>
Bless you, Leon,
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/21b72828229da0a0
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/6ab1baf9ab204bd4
Idiot Hanson's Cracked Pot Army
> On 18 Mar 2007 14:17:11 -0700, "Crackpot Zombie Hordes"
>
> >Yeah, but you got to admit that Citizen Bob is not very deep. This is
> >Real Texas Humor he can flow with.
> >There were three people in a Texas stagecoach one day: a true red-
> >blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman (Citizen Bob, of course), a
> >tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-
> >endowed Texas lady. The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally
> >he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 if you show me a
> >good time." The Citizen Bob looked appalled, pulled out his pistol,
> >and killed the city-slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said,
> >"Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the Citizen Bob
> >holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell!! No tenderfoot is gonna
> >raise the price of women in Texas!!"
>
> And here is real eco-freak humor you can flow with:
>
> How do you tell the difference between Texan boots and eco-freak
> boots?
>
> With Texan boots the shit is on the outside.
With Texas Boots the shit is both inside and outside. There is nothing
but shit in the Texas Reality.
Idiot Hanson's Cracked Pot Army
> Thanks for the laughs, Bob... ahahaha... ahahanson
http://www.ucsusa.org/news/press_release/ExxonMobil-GlobalWarming-tobacco.html
Scientists' Report Documents ExxonMobil's Tobacco-like Disinformation
Campaign on Global Warming Science -- Oil Company Spent Nearly $16
Million to Fund Skeptic Groups, Create Confusion
Idiot Hanson's Cracked Pot Army
> ahahahaha... AHAHAHAHA... ahahahaha... AHAHA...."Citizen Bob"
http://www.ucsusa.org/news/press_release/ExxonMobil-GlobalWarming-tobacco.html
Vendicar Decarian
"hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote Nothing but Ignorance
Meanwhile...
American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS)
AAAS Board Statement on Climate Change
--------------------------------------
Approved by the AAAS Board of Directors
9 December 2006
For more information:
The scientific evidence is clear: global climate change caused by human
activities is occurring now, and it is a growing threat to society.
Accumulating data from across the globe reveal a wide array of effects:
rapidly melting glaciers, destabilization of major ice sheets, increases in
extreme weather, rising sea level, shifts in species ranges, and more. The
pace of change and the evidence of harm have increased markedly over the
last five years. The time to control greenhouse gas emissions is now.
The atmospheric concentration of carbon dioxide, a critical greenhouse gas,
is higher than it
has been for at least 650,000 years. The average temperature of the Earth is
heading for levels not experienced for millions of years. Scientific
predictions of the impacts of increasing atmospheric concentrations of
greenhouse gases from fossil fuels and deforestation match observed changes.
As expected, intensification of droughts, heat waves, floods, wildfires, and
severe storms is occurring, with a mounting toll on vulnerable ecosystems
and societies.
These events are early warning signs of even more devastating damage to
come, some of which will be irreversible.
Delaying action to address climate change will increase the environmental
and societal consequences as well as the costs. The longer we wait to tackle
climate change, the harder and more expensive the task will be.
History provides many examples of society confronting grave threats by
mobilizing knowledge and promoting innovation. We need an aggressive
research, development and eployment effort to transform the existing and
future energy systems of the world away from technologies that emit
greenhouse gases. Developing clean energy technologies will provide economic
opportunities and ensure future energy supplies.
In addition to rapidly reducing greenhouse gas emissions, it is essential
that we develop strategies to adapt to ongoing changes and make communities
more resilient to future changes. The growing torrent of information
presents a clear message: we are already experiencing global climate change.
It is time to muster the political will for concerted action. Stronger
leadership at all levels is needed. The time is now. We must rise to the
challenge. We owe this to future generations.
The conclusions in this statement reflect the scientific consensus
represented by, for example, the intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change
(www.ipcc.ch/), and the joint National Academies' statement
(http://nationalacademies. org/onpi/06072005.pdf).
Vendicar Decarian
hanson
don't be so anxious and hysterical, Scott Nudds.
Soon I will administer to your "warped, tiny mind" again.
Also your welfare checKKK will also soon arrive from
the AmeriKKKan government. Here are the details for you:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.environment/msg/45cc50e6609b191a
Thanks for the laughs,
ahahaha... ahahahanson
Vendicar Decarian
"hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote Nothing but Ignorance.
Meanwhile...
BERKELEY, California (Reuters) - California's tallest mountain range, the
Sierra
Nevada, may lose nearly all its snowpack by the end of the century,
threatening
a water crisis in the nation's most populous state, a leading scientist and
Nobel laureate said.
California could lose 30 percent to 70 percent of the snowpack to the ills
of
greenhouse gases and global warming, Steven Chu, director of the Lawrence
Berkeley National Laboratory and the 1997 winner of the Nobel Prize in
Physics,
told Reuters.
A "bad scenario" of atmospheric carbon could mean the loss of 70 percent to
93
percent, Chu said in an interview, citing published climate models.
Reuters Pictures
California depends on the snowpack to generate hydroelectricity,
help irrigate the biggest agricultural economy in the United States, fill
reservoirs, and support wildlife and recreation on the state's rivers.
"I think that's a much more serious problem than the gradually rising sea
level,
unless Greenland just completely melts," Chu said. "This is a huge water
supply
concern for California and the Southwest."
Water levels in the snowpack now are at 29 percent of normal, the lowest in
20
years, and water districts are pleading for conservation and more storage to
counter future dry years.
Climate change may lead to more severe drought and higher flood peaks that
could
mean the loss of one-fourth of the snowpack by 2050, according to
California's
Department of Water Resources.
Water officials are also worried by dry conditions in the Colorado River
Basin.
The river is a big source of water for Southern California but has had
below-average precipitation for seven of the past eight years.