WHAT'S UP, DOC? . . .

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BOY, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
We all know Republicans hate Democrats
(vice versa) and atheists hate Creationists
(versa visa) but at the Smithsonian just
about everyone loves Ed Conrad.
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After all, who else has given the
Institution so much GREAT PUBLICITY
over the past few decades?
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In recognition of Mr. Conrad's
many contributions, the Smithsonian
will dedicate a statue to the famous
discoverer outside its Museum of
Natural History on Memorial Day.
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This is a peek preview of what
good ol' Ed will look like in bronze
and concrete.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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We realize that Ed has done so
much good for mankind that, at times,
it can be difficult to remember what
he has done -- especially if you've
been diagnosed with early stages
of Alzheimer's.
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Here, then, is a brief review.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.letterman/browse_thread/thread/5138f7b9c9b45a7b/d77d55d0997ecefc?q=%22ed+conrad%22+krogman
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David Iain Greig, the longtime
extremely biased moderator of
the talk.origins news group, will
deliver the keynote speech at the
dedication and said he has titled
it "UP YOURS."
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Representatives from a multitude
of U.S. scientific societies will line up
afterwards to offer Ed an apology
and to tell him they knew he was
right all along.
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This is a brief list of prominent people who
plan to have their photo taken aside the statue.
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Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook typists
John Edwards
J. Edgar Hoover
Humphrey Bogart
George Carlin
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Genghis Khan
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The Fox News cameraman on 911
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvWwIxMbmE
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Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Roger Ailes
Klaatu
Eli and Peyton Manning
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Jerry Sandusky
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
Paul PZ Meyers
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
Merrill Lynch
Idi Amin
BillO Reilly
Admiral General Aladeen
J. C. Penny
The Koch Brothers
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
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Father Guido Sarducci (revealing the size of just ONE of his sins)
http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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Sean "Ins" Hannity
Lady Liberty (PO Box 1776, Governor's lsland, NY)
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Smithsonian Institution
John Q. Pubic
60 Minutes
Harvard University
787,344 Walmart Customers
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origins
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
American Anthropological Association
The Grim Reaper
Michael Moore
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Jeff Rense
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Ed Conrad is shown beating a dead horse called "Evolution" that'll be
hauled to the Glue Factory.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoMQJf5vKI
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The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
The Good Samaritan
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
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The Girls at Mustang Ranch
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http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/01/mustang-ranch.jpg
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The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
Mother Teresa
American Journal of Pathology
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Wall Street bankers
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
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Sonia of Operation Repo
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http://img.poptower.com/pic-26453/sonia-pizarro-operation-repo.jpg?d=600
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Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
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Stephen Hawking, who's now in God's corner
http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
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The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Donald Rumsfeld
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Michael Moore
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Mexico Drug Cartels
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
New York Times
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Charles Manson
http://static7.businessinsider.com/image/4f7dc4ec6bb3f7255a000066/cha...
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National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers
New York Post
Mrs. Sippi
Newsweek
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steve Colbert and The Entire Nation
Meet the Press
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
National Enquirer
The nation's Death Row inmates
Washington Post
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce