I was wandering back and forth through the old messages on Google this
afternoon, and came across this beauty.
Our Lady Morelin said:
>> > Well, i'm not rich yet. I'm down to my last 6 thou. Do you know how much
>> > good come fuck me boots cost? Not to mention all those leather outfits.
He Who Is Shannon <revshan...@nospam.earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:3887ACD8...@nospam.earthlink.net:
> > Come visit me, I'll pay for em, as long as you wear em
Morelin:
> Deal.
Aww. And five years later, we're still here. And, I hope, five years
later and Shannon is still living up to his side of the bargain.
Five years.
That's a fucking long time to not tell somebody they have a bit of
spinach in their teeth.
Sorry Shaz, I was going to tell you last Easter but I thought that
giant chocolate Saruman would dislodge it.
C@w
--
Carpe saidin.
> Not for any particular reason, although we have been enjoying our
> boxes of Oreos.
>
> I was wandering back and forth through the old messages on Google this
> afternoon, and came across this beauty.
>
> Our Lady Morelin said:
>
>>> > Well, i'm not rich yet. I'm down to my last 6 thou. Do you know
>>> > how much good come fuck me boots cost? Not to mention all those
>>> > leather outfits.
>
> He Who Is Shannon <revshan...@nospam.earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:3887ACD8...@nospam.earthlink.net:
>
>> > Come visit me, I'll pay for em, as long as you wear em
>
> Morelin:
>
>> Deal.
*snicker*
> Aww. And five years later, we're still here. And, I hope, five years
> later and Shannon is still living up to his side of the bargain.
>
> Five years.
>
> That's a fucking long time to not tell somebody they have a bit of
> spinach in their teeth.
>
> Sorry Shaz, I was going to tell you last Easter but I thought that
> giant chocolate Saruman would dislodge it.
You wanted to wait until the Oreos were mailed, right?
> C@w
Ilya
>Aww. And five years later, we're still here. And, I hope, five years
>later and Shannon is still living up to his side of the bargain.
>Five years.
I know.
>That's a fucking long time to not tell somebody they have a bit of
>spinach in their teeth.
Oh, dear.
>Sorry Shaz, I was going to tell you last Easter but I thought that
>giant chocolate Saruman would dislodge it.
Damnit, Chucky.
Morelin
>> Sorry Shaz, I was going to tell you last Easter but I thought that
>> giant chocolate Saruman would dislodge it.
>
>You wanted to wait until the Oreos were mailed, right?
Well, yeah.
I actually cleared a backlog of old ones last night. Now we're working
through the double-chocolate box, and they are good indeed.
C&J
--
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- 13 & 13b of 12, the CMM Collective.
- www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
>>That's a fucking long time to not tell somebody they have a bit of
>>spinach in their teeth.
>
>Oh, dear.
>
>>Sorry Shaz, I was going to tell you last Easter but I thought that
>>giant chocolate Saruman would dislodge it.
>
>Damnit, Chucky.
Heh heh, I'm sorry!
> Once upon a time - for example, 15 Nov 2005 22:22:49 GMT - there was
> this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant <q...@deadspam.net>,
> and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>> Sorry Shaz, I was going to tell you last Easter but I thought that
>>> giant chocolate Saruman would dislodge it.
>>
>>You wanted to wait until the Oreos were mailed, right?
>
> Well, yeah.
>
> I actually cleared a backlog of old ones last night. Now we're working
> through the double-chocolate box, and they are good indeed.
I'm going to be really awesome and mail you some more.
Especially those calorie-free ones that I've been seeing lately at
Provigo.
> C&J
Ilya
> I'm going to be really awesome and mail you some more.
>
> Especially those calorie-free ones that I've been seeing lately at
> Provigo.
Fuck off now, Ilya.
What time do you start work??? Very early it seems.
Brinner
I'm assuming you're EST? He's 7 hours ahead of us.
> > Fuck off now, Ilya.
>
> What time do you start work??? Very early it seems.
In by 7:30am, out by 3:00pm.
C@w
--
And no time for lo-fat Oreos.
>
> Ilya the Recusant wrote:
>
>> I'm going to be really awesome and mail you some more.
>>
>> Especially those calorie-free ones that I've been seeing lately at
>> Provigo.
>
> Fuck off now, Ilya.
How would you like me to fuck off, oh Daddykins?
> C@w
Ilya
>
> Brinner wrote:
>
>> > Fuck off now, Ilya.
>>
>> What time do you start work??? Very early it seems.
>
> In by 7:30am, out by 3:00pm.
Those are agreeable hours, I must say.
> C@w
Ilya
You can fuck off with your assuming for a start, I'm good old GMT and
no I'm not British.
Brinner
> Brinner wrote:
>
> > > Fuck off now, Ilya.
> >
> > What time do you start work??? Very early it seems.
>
> In by 7:30am, out by 3:00pm.
Nice hours.
Brinner
>>> I'm going to be really awesome and mail you some more.
>>>
>>> Especially those calorie-free ones that I've been seeing lately at
>>> Provigo.
>>
>> Fuck off now, Ilya.
>
>How would you like me to fuck off, oh Daddykins?
With your low-calorie Oreos under your arm, that's how.
You didn't seem airheaded enough to br british, hence my assumption.
All apologies you smarmy cunt, next time you can figure shit out for
yourself.
10-223, 10-103
Rob
10-121
> Once upon a time - for example, 18 Nov 2005 20:36:46 GMT - there was
> this guy, or something, called Ilya the Recusant <q...@deadspam.net>,
> and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
>>>> I'm going to be really awesome and mail you some more.
>>>>
>>>> Especially those calorie-free ones that I've been seeing lately at
>>>> Provigo.
>>>
>>> Fuck off now, Ilya.
>>
>>How would you like me to fuck off, oh Daddykins?
>
> With your low-calorie Oreos under your arm, that's how.
But I did the nookie all for you!
> C&J
Ilya_1
>> > > Fuck off now, Ilya.
>> >
>> > What time do you start work??? Very early it seems.
>>
>> In by 7:30am, out by 3:00pm.
>
>Nice hours.
They are. Technically, I should work 7.5 hours, and be out by 3:30,
but when things are quiet they let me leave early.
"Fuck off, fatty," they say affectionately in Finnish. They know I can
understand.
>>>>> I'm going to be really awesome and mail you some more.
>>>>>
>>>>> Especially those calorie-free ones that I've been seeing lately at
>>>>> Provigo.
>>>>
>>>> Fuck off now, Ilya.
>>>
>>>How would you like me to fuck off, oh Daddykins?
>>
>> With your low-calorie Oreos under your arm, that's how.
>
>But I did the nookie all for you!
And that mental image under your other arm, please.
None of that makes any sense.
Brinner
> Once upon a time - for example, 19 Nov 2005 00:30:41 -0800 - there was
> this guy, or something, called "Brinner" <keatin...@gmail.com>,
> and they made us all feel better by saying the following stuff:
>
> >> > > Fuck off now, Ilya.
> >> >
> >> > What time do you start work??? Very early it seems.
> >>
> >> In by 7:30am, out by 3:00pm.
> >
> >Nice hours.
>
> They are. Technically, I should work 7.5 hours, and be out by 3:30,
> but when things are quiet they let me leave early.
>
> "Fuck off, fatty," they say affectionately in Finnish. They know I can
> understand.
Sound like lovely people.
Brinner
>> >> > > Fuck off now, Ilya.
>> >> >
>> >> > What time do you start work??? Very early it seems.
>> >>
>> >> In by 7:30am, out by 3:00pm.
>> >
>> >Nice hours.
>>
>> They are. Technically, I should work 7.5 hours, and be out by 3:30,
>> but when things are quiet they let me leave early.
>>
>> "Fuck off, fatty," they say affectionately in Finnish. They know I can
>> understand.
>
>Sound like lovely people.
They'd be kings (and queens) among men, but Finns don't have much
truck with monarchies.
Was their last monarch Swedish or Russian?
Brinner
Hee hee.
*waves Imperial Russian flag*
Also: I ran into a girl from Tallinn recently. She says Hello and
Would you please stop coming over and getting drunk in Estonia?
>Brinner
Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J
----
www.livejournal.com/users/ohilya
No can do, daddykins. That's where I'm holding the alcohol.
>C&J
>> >> "Fuck off, fatty," they say affectionately in Finnish. They know I can
>> >> understand.
>> >
>> >Sound like lovely people.
>>
>> They'd be kings (and queens) among men, but Finns don't have much
>> truck with monarchies.
>
>Was their last monarch Swedish or Russian?
Russian, according to Janica.
She knows this stuff.
>Also: I ran into a girl from Tallinn recently. She says Hello and
>Would you please stop coming over and getting drunk in Estonia?
We can't speak for the rest of the Finnish population (who the
Estonians are free to maim, kill and rob as they wish), but we have
never been drunk in Estonia.
In fact, every time I've been over to Estonia, my in-laws have been so
embarrassed by the Finns over there, they've pretended to be Swedish
or English. Or even American.
You heard me.
>>>>>>> I'm going to be really awesome and mail you some more.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Especially those calorie-free ones that I've been seeing lately at
>>>>>>> Provigo.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fuck off now, Ilya.
>>>>>
>>>>>How would you like me to fuck off, oh Daddykins?
>>>>
>>>> With your low-calorie Oreos under your arm, that's how.
>>>
>>>But I did the nookie all for you!
>>
>>And that mental image under your other arm, please.
>
>No can do, daddykins. That's where I'm holding the alcohol.
Then stick the mental image up your ass for all I care, just get it
out of here.
Explains why they have no truck with monarchies.
> She knows this stuff.
I trust her.
Brinner
Hee hee.
My dad laughed when she said this: "Oh, even back when I lived in
Russia, this was something we always heard about the Finns. But can
they ever drink!"
My dad and I share an appreciation of everything Finnish.
>In fact, every time I've been over to Estonia, my in-laws have been so
>embarrassed by the Finns over there, they've pretended to be Swedish
>or English. Or even American.
>
>You heard me.
...
*twitches*
*fuzzy screen*
*Snow Crash*
*smoke wisps out of broken pieces of Ilya*
>C&J
In 1809 Sweden ceceded Finland to Russia.
>Explains why they have no truck with monarchies.
Some. Alexander II maintained what I would by all accounts consider
fairly rational and considerate policies towards Finland.
Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
trucking.
>> She knows this stuff.
>
>I trust her.
Ditto.
>Brinner
*lights calorie-free Oreos on fire and throws them into Baltic Sea*
> >> >> They'd be kings (and queens) among men, but Finns don't have much
> >> >> truck with monarchies.
> >> >
> >> >Was their last monarch Swedish or Russian?
> >>
> >> Russian, according to Janica.
> >
> >Explains why they have no truck with monarchies.
>
> Some. Alexander II maintained what I would by all accounts consider
> fairly rational and considerate policies towards Finland.
>
> Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
> trucking.
And then the truck was invented, and the Russians were trucked out of
Finland by the truckload, except for the Russian mail-order brides for
fat men called Pekka, who were trucked in by the truckload in the same
trucks as they made the return voyage to pick up more Russians with
whom the Finns no longer had any truck.
Wow. I'm channelling Ilya.
C@w
--
Carpe saidin.
>>Explains why they have no truck with monarchies.
>
>Some. Alexander II maintained what I would by all accounts consider
>fairly rational and considerate policies towards Finland.
Only if you compare him to -
>Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
>trucking.
Yeah.
And the ones who preceded him were tosspots as well.
I give you high marks for attempt, but had to take points away for
repeating the same words. A thesauraus, my good man!
>C@w
*grin*
Depending on what issue we're talking about.
>C&J
Very good of those Swedes to give someone else's country away really.
>
> >Explains why they have no truck with monarchies.
>
> Some. Alexander II maintained what I would by all accounts consider
> fairly rational and considerate policies towards Finland.
Unusual for a Tsar to have considerate policies to anyone at all,
especially not other Russians.
> Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
> trucking.
Would you say that they should have kept on trucking?
Brinner
>>>Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
>>>trucking.
>>
>>Yeah.
>>
>>And the ones who preceded him were tosspots as well.
>
>*grin*
>
>Depending on what issue we're talking about.
Not really depending on anything. They were tosspots across the board.
They probably even insisted that comic books over a certain length
should be called "graphic novels".
>> >> >> They'd be kings (and queens) among men, but Finns don't have much
>> >> >> truck with monarchies.
>> >> >
>> >> >Was their last monarch Swedish or Russian?
>> >>
>> >> Russian, according to Janica.
>>
>> In 1809 Sweden ceceded Finland to Russia.
>
>Very good of those Swedes to give someone else's country away really.
[C] Lest there be a misunderstanding: I think the country was actually
theirs at the time. They just weren't using it for anything. Except
maybe cannon fodder.
>> >Explains why they have no truck with monarchies.
>>
>> Some. Alexander II maintained what I would by all accounts consider
>> fairly rational and considerate policies towards Finland.
>
>Unusual for a Tsar to have considerate policies to anyone at all,
>especially not other Russians.
[J] Alexander was an oddball in many ways. He even liberated the
serfs.
Got him killed in the end, of course, so it was probably a bad idea.
>> Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
>> trucking.
>
>Would you say that they should have kept on trucking?
[C] 10-4, good buddy.
I am always of the opinion that the country belongs to the people who
live in it, call me crazy.
>
> >> >Explains why they have no truck with monarchies.
> >>
> >> Some. Alexander II maintained what I would by all accounts consider
> >> fairly rational and considerate policies towards Finland.
> >
> >Unusual for a Tsar to have considerate policies to anyone at all,
> >especially not other Russians.
>
> [J] Alexander was an oddball in many ways. He even liberated the
> serfs.
Ah yes, I remember him now, sounds like an awfully decent chap.
> Got him killed in the end, of course, so it was probably a bad idea.
Not for the serfs.
> >> Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
> >> trucking.
> >
> >Would you say that they should have kept on trucking?
>
> [C] 10-4, good buddy.
*smiles*
10-46
Brinner
That really depends on how graphic they are if ask me, I know you
didn't.
Brinner
Haven't you heard? All Russians are toss-pots. I can't escape it; it's
some genetic thing, probably.
No no, Alexander II. Not Alexander I.
Different chaps.
Alexander I beat up Napoleon. Alexander II was a reformer and bit the
bad end of a bomb thrown at him by The People's Will (a revolutionary
group).
>> Got him killed in the end, of course, so it was probably a bad idea.
>
>Not for the serfs.
Oh, it was.
At least initially. They had to pay back a certain amount of wages,
that took well over 9 + years to do so, if not longer. There's more
detail than that, but I want to go and read AFFC right now, not talk
about Russian history.
But hey - he freed serfs without starting a civil war or getting
assassinated by the gentry. For his time, on his terms, that's an
accomplishment.
>> >> Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
>> >> trucking.
>> >
>> >Would you say that they should have kept on trucking?
>>
>> [C] 10-4, good buddy.
>
>*smiles*
>
>10-46
10-121.
Ahhh, revolutionary groups, will they never learn
> >> Got him killed in the end, of course, so it was probably a bad idea.
> >
> >Not for the serfs.
>
> Oh, it was.
>
> At least initially. They had to pay back a certain amount of wages,
> that took well over 9 + years to do so, if not longer. There's more
> detail than that, but I want to go and read AFFC right now, not talk
> about Russian history.
AFFC?
> But hey - he freed serfs without starting a civil war or getting
> assassinated by the gentry. For his time, on his terms, that's an
> accomplishment.
Ineed it was.
> >> >> Alexander III and Nicholas II didn't. And then there would be no
> >> >> trucking.
> >> >
> >> >Would you say that they should have kept on trucking?
> >>
> >> [C] 10-4, good buddy.
> >
> >*smiles*
> >
> >10-46
>
> 10-121.
>
10-135
Brinner
>> Not really depending on anything. They were tosspots across the board.
>> They probably even insisted that comic books over a certain length
>> should be called "graphic novels".
>
>That really depends on how graphic they are if ask me, I know you
>didn't.
There's a shining good reason I didn't ask you.
>>Not really depending on anything. They were tosspots across the board.
>>They probably even insisted that comic books over a certain length
>>should be called "graphic novels".
>
>Haven't you heard? All Russians are toss-pots. I can't escape it; it's
>some genetic thing, probably.
Amazingly, I think you're right.
It's those hats you wear, and the facial hair. No, not the huge fuzzy
hats and the big bearlike facial hair. I'm talking about the little
wanky hats and the little wanky facial hair.
>> At least initially. They had to pay back a certain amount of wages,
>> that took well over 9 + years to do so, if not longer. There's more
>> detail than that, but I want to go and read AFFC right now, not talk
>> about Russian history.
>
>AFFC?
Discover the joys of GRRM!
*hopes to baffle Brinner with acronyms with double-letters in the
middle in a long-term and convoluted plan*
>> >Very good of those Swedes to give someone else's country away really.
>>
>> [C] Lest there be a misunderstanding: I think the country was actually
>> theirs at the time. They just weren't using it for anything. Except
>> maybe cannon fodder.
>
>I am always of the opinion that the country belongs to the people who
>live in it, call me crazy.
[C] How quaint. You would have gotten along very well in the 17th
Century.
[J] Of course, once there is more than one person living in said
country, problems arise.
>> >Unusual for a Tsar to have considerate policies to anyone at all,
>> >especially not other Russians.
>>
>> [J] Alexander was an oddball in many ways. He even liberated the
>> serfs.
>
>Ah yes, I remember him now, sounds like an awfully decent chap.
[J] We thought so too. He convened our parliament for the first time
in fifty years. So we set up a statue for him in Helsinki - quite
demonstratively, we erected said statue after he'd died, when his son
refused to convene parliament.
>>> >> >Explains why they have no truck with monarchies.
>>> >>
>>> >> Some. Alexander II maintained what I would by all accounts consider
>>> >> fairly rational and considerate policies towards Finland.
>>> >
>>> >Unusual for a Tsar to have considerate policies to anyone at all,
>>> >especially not other Russians.
>>>
>>> [J] Alexander was an oddball in many ways. He even liberated the
>>> serfs.
>>
>>Ah yes, I remember him now, sounds like an awfully decent chap.
>
>No no, Alexander II. Not Alexander I.
>
>Different chaps.
[J] Yes. If you follow the line of discussion as I've left it here,
you'll see you're the first one to mention Alexander I.
I - however - do not wear hats.
The rest you can blame on Lenin and Trotsky.
I was clarifying.
Poo on you!
>C&J
And then in 1917, Finland remained independent of Russia. Even when
they tried to take back all the territory they'd lost.
I continue to marvel at that fact. And I think it's bloody impressive.
>C&J
I posted a witty reply to this last night but google groups seemed to
loose it, maybe it was too witty for its servers to deal with.
Brinner
What would that be Cunty?
Brinner
If by discover you mean: " Read his books and then stop giving a shit
'cause theres not enough zombies". Done
Oh and I'm waiting for the paperback to come out.
>
> *hopes to baffle Brinner with acronyms with double-letters in the
> middle in a long-term and convoluted plan*
>
*prepares to be baffled*
Brinner
>> >That really depends on how graphic they are if ask me, I know you
>> >didn't.
>>
>> There's a shining good reason I didn't ask you.
>
>What would that be Cunty?
Cunty?
Cunty!
I am extremely offended and avoiding your question.
>I posted a witty reply to this last night but google groups seemed to
>loose it, maybe it was too witty for its servers to deal with.
It happens, Google does it all the time.
Just not to me.
Guess you're not so witty then.
>C&J
> >>I posted a witty reply to this last night but google groups seemed to
> >>loose it, maybe it was too witty for its servers to deal with.
> >
> >It happens, Google does it all the time.
> >
> >Just not to me.
>
> Guess you're not so witty then.
No need to guess.
C@w
--
Carpe saidin.
It was a figure of speech.
A tiny figure.
>C@w
> >> >>I posted a witty reply to this last night but google groups seemed to
> >> >>loose it, maybe it was too witty for its servers to deal with.
> >> >
> >> >It happens, Google does it all the time.
> >> >
> >> >Just not to me.
> >>
> >> Guess you're not so witty then.
> >
> >No need to guess.
>
> It was a figure of speech.
Oh, them.
> A tiny figure.
Heh. Unlike my good self.
C@w
--
Hammering the newsgroup home with yet another stupid pointless post!
Carpe saidin!
Yes, Cunty.
> Cunty!
Very excitable aren't you.
> I am extremely offended and avoiding your question.
Thats some nice side stepping.
Brinner
>> I am extremely offended and avoiding your question.
>
>Thats some nice side stepping.
They don't call me Cunty the Nimble for nothing.
They make me pay them.
Almost sounds like the name of a Pixie.
> They make me pay them.
Good for them, whoever they are.
Brinner
Or a circus dog.
>> They make me pay them.
>
>Good for them, whoever they are.
There is no Them. You dreamt it.
>Brinner
It's always about you, init?
>> >> I am extremely offended and avoiding your question.
>> >
>> >Thats some nice side stepping.
>>
>> They don't call me Cunty the Nimble for nothing.
>
>Almost sounds like the name of a Pixie.
I am a pixie.
*glowers at Brinner*
>> They make me pay them.
>
>Good for them, whoever they are.
They make a living out of it.
>>> A tiny figure.
>>
>>Heh. Unlike my good self.
>
>It's always about you, init?
I'm compensating for the lack of Vamps in the newsgroup.
So you're into masochism too?
I blame Nokia.
>C&J