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For All Of Those Who Don't Know--: Retard Jay-Jay Is The Retard Seanie

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Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 4, 2006, 2:40:42 AM3/4/06
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So, Sidekick Jay-Jay, is yet another TOTAL TROLL LOWLIFE SLEAZE, like,
V.B. (i.e. THE FORGER). And,
like, way too many
--*others*--
on here,
who
lamely
resort to
UNDERHANDEDLY
EMPLOYING
Sock Puppets
to Attack Others
With and So They
Have Someone
Equally RETARDED
To Converse With,
Etc.


Pa-the-tic....!!


Sidekick Jay-Jay was lamely conversing with
himself, in the following thread and
he has been posting that way
for quite some time now.
Be sure to check-out
the IDENTICAL
I.S.P. Number
(i.e. The SAME I.P.
Address//Number).
I've made copies
of the following,
(and copies of
EVERY single post
from HIM and his
Sock Puppet
3" Retard Seanie)
just in case, Jay-Jay,
has all of his and
his sock puppet's posts
removed, NOW, in
utter embarrassment
after being found-out
for the TOTAL
FRAUD TROLL,
he, is, and always,
HAS been--:


http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/msg/fc201a10f97ede5d?dmode=source


http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/msg/07a42f73816ee354?dmode=source


What a total fucking asshole CHEATER!!
Dude, you should of used a Proxy,
Fuck Face!! Now, we ALL know
you're a little WIMP who can't
play fair!!


So fuck YOU and your two-faced bullshit lies!!
Now, I am guessing you truly --*are*--
a total hack and an out-an-out
joke thief, you asshole liar
and ultra-cheat!!


Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey....AKA....David
Copyright 2006

Bozo

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Mar 4, 2006, 3:09:18 AM3/4/06
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pathetic hysterical woman typist, you, chafey.

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 4, 2006, 4:04:34 AM3/4/06
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Clown, I, sincerely, don't care what you think.
All I care about for this thread, is getting
the word out on, Jay-Jay, and his
utter TOTAL TROLL LIES!!


So, say, "whatever".


--*You've*-- been a
TOTAL TROLL
from day one, so,
that's not news!!!!
But, Jay-Jay, has
pretended like he
is so "legit" and
"ballsy", etc.
He's a TOTAL
TROLL and
CHEATING
WIMP!! Just
like you, Bozo
Clown!! But,
again, we already
KNEW that about
YOU!! But many
people may not
have been aware
of just how
SLEAZY and
TWO-FACED
and WIMPY
a CHEATER
Jay-Jay, is!!


AGAIN--:


Retard Jay-Jay Is Retard Seanie!!


I always KNEW that Seanie
HAD to be a Sock Puppet
of someone in here
who regularly posted
under a different handle.
I just had never suspected
it, was, Jay-Jay. I had
never checked Jay-Jay's
I.P. Number before,
because, I, frankly,
thought he was too
dumb to even use
a different e-mail
address than he
regularly uses.


But, fortunately,
Jay-Jay//Seanie
WAS too dumb,
to use a Proxy
to change his I.P.
Number//Address
when he posted
as Retard Seanie.


V.B. made the
same mistake
while FORGING
me, and while trying-out
other Sock Puppets
as well, like, that
'Wow.' puppet and
the 'Previous Down
Under Dude' (The
current 'Down
Under Dude' COULD
be, V.B., as well,
but, it's just a
different I.P.
than V.B.'s
regular one,
this time
around).


But that would
just mean, V.B.,
started to
wise-up
a bit more
after I pointed
it out to the dumb
ass in a few posts
that I KNEW it
was HIS dumb ass
doing THE FORGING
and OTHER SOCK
PUPPETS, etc., etc.).


I've said it before--: It is the lame sock
puppetry and forgeries and other
weak cheating crap
like that, that turns
so many off from
Usenet.


If sock puppetry and forgeries could
somehow be prevented, you'd get
many more posters posting and
there'd be a much more
accurate reading on
who is popular and
who is unpopular
(and by how much)
on any given
newsgroup,
etc., etc.


But, I am thankful for the private
responses from some of the
many lurkers even when
the public responses are
ALL-TOO-REGULARLY
cheatingly-skewed
in one direction or
another due to
'TOTAL TROLL
CHEATING SOCK
PUPPET BRIGADE'
POSTS and
FORGERY
CRAP, etc.,
etc.


If there could be a way to limit each and every poster to ONE handle and
e-mail address
which is assigned to them and forever
linked to them, Usenet would
be a lot more fair and cool,
etc.


Buh-Bye For Now, Asshole Cheaters!!

JJayBoyd

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Mar 4, 2006, 5:04:24 AM3/4/06
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Chafey... you're more retarded than I even thought...

I AM NOT anyone other than myself... if you had any inkling of the
intelligence that you say you do? You could check out our IP
addreses... you know.. that indentifiying code from each computer...

It would show you undeniable proof.. that I am not someone else.. and
that you are a bigger fuckin shitstain that I thought..

good job 'exposing' me ....

unlike you? I dont need to hide from anyone.. LEAST of all YOU you
nothing and piece of shit...

gotta love that you've become so paranoid that you now think I care
enough about you to create a new screename just to tell you what a putz
you are under two names...

::::shaking head at loser Chafey:::::::

yet again... grow a pair of balls and invite me onto your made up radio
show so I can wipe the floor with you.. ok?

Chafey: delusional.. not funny... a nothing in life... the list keeps
growing.

JJayBoyd

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 4, 2006, 5:16:37 AM3/4/06
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I *DID* CHECK-OUT YOUR I.P.
NUMBER, IDIOT!! It's the
SAME as Your
Sock Puppet
Retardo
*Seanie's*,
LIAR!!


http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/msg/b28dfbb8ae7e1177

JJayBoyd

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Mar 4, 2006, 8:49:14 AM3/4/06
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IMPOSSIBLE jackoff...

the only way that would hapen is if you edited that post.. cause I am
on a laptop from different hotels across the country!

You are so weak and sad that you need to try and weasel out of a
situation any way you can...

this time? Its trying to make others think I am posting as someone
else..

nice try loser boy... nice try... but it wont work...nice manipulation
and falsification of 'proof' jackoff.

so low that he has to do something like this to deflect the fact that
he's been called on his bullshit... no radio show... no comedy career..
no balls..

JJayBoyd

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 4, 2006, 2:45:03 PM3/4/06
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Sorry, Little 3" Retard Seanie//Jay-Jay.
The jig is up, YOU, lying little wimpy
ass weasel asshole SOCK
PUPPETEER and
SOCK PUPPET
(TALKING TO
HIMSELF)
RETARDO,
YOU!!


Those links are directly from Googly-Google's
Archives Pages, with the complete
headers, and, BOTH, You and
Seanie, have the very same
operating set-up and
the very same I.P.
Address.


Period.

Sean

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Mar 4, 2006, 3:24:37 PM3/4/06
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JJayBoyd wrote:
> Chafey... you're more retarded than I even thought...
>
> I AM NOT anyone other than myself... if you had any inkling of the
> intelligence that you say you do? You could check out our IP
> addreses... you know.. that indentifiying code from each computer...

Even a moron like David knows that we're not the same person, but he
fixates on something and will never let it go. Like the unfunny
character he plays, he has no sense of what is real and what isn't
true.

But JJay, if you want to know more about Chafey you should go to your
friendly neighborhood Google (that Chiffy loves to use so often) and
enter the name "David Averbach" in alt.comedy.standup. You'll find
some very interesting information about the man behind the annoying
character.

Sean

Bozo

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Mar 4, 2006, 4:00:40 PM3/4/06
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Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:
>
> Clown, I, sincerely, don't care what you think...
>

LIES LIES LIES.
Of course YOU CARE AKA DAVID.
You care because this is all you have in your pathetic life.
The only difference between you and me, woman, is that YOU'RE still in
denial.

> All I care about for this thread, is getting
> the word out on, Jay-Jay, and his
> utter TOTAL TROLL LIES!!

You silly girl! Nobody cares or even reads beyond the first two or
three lines.
You're absolutely delusional about people hacking and stealing off you.
What does that psychiatric folder say ALREADY damn it!?
Please tell us.

-Bozo-

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 4, 2006, 4:19:09 PM3/4/06
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Yeah, Seanie//Jay-Jay, I have a funny habit of
FIXATING on (BLOODY!!) _*REALITY*_, BABY!! And the _*REALITY*_ is, that
YOU and JAY-JAY are posting
from the same computer!!


So, you are either the
SAME very disturbed
man, OR, you are
GAY LOVERS
who share the
same hotel
room!!


So, which is it, "Seanie//Jay-Jay", Huh!?

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 4, 2006, 4:20:59 PM3/4/06
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Wrong Again, Clown. Totally. You are so
dumb, dude. Dumbity-DUMB
_*DUMB*_!!

JJayBoyd

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Mar 4, 2006, 5:02:12 PM3/4/06
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here ya go.. Ill use the Chafey irrefutable post:

I didnt post as Sean...

just like you saying you're funny... I am saying I am not Sean... never
have been .. never will be.

I dont know how me and Sean have the same numbers.. I dont know Sean..
dont know who he is... I am still betting my money that you changed it
on your computer and repost it.. cause you're that much an asshole..

Only someone like you? Who has no life and is such a waste of life?
Would even THINK to check that out in the first place.. kinda like 'he
who smelt it delt it'... you obviously have some major computer know
how.. so you need to deflect from the fact that you still are running
from my challenge....

bring it on bitch... when you grow a pair of balls and get a real radio
show that is.

JJayBoyd

Bozo

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Mar 4, 2006, 9:35:42 PM3/4/06
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You're such a woman, Chafey/David.
NO, I take that back,
most woman have it all over you,
you're just a male bitch.

-Bozo-

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 5, 2006, 3:34:31 PM3/5/06
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Retard Jay-Jay//Seanie, the jig is up.


Everyone knows how jealous and
obsessed with me you are.
You are so insecure you
had to employ goober
boob sock puppetry.
But, yet, you are
so weak, like, so
many others on
here, you STILL
lost to me. And
severely so.
Even with
severely
wussified,
pussified
CHEATING!!


Now, maybe, YOU, Jay-Jay, and Your
3" Sock Cock Puppet, "Seanie";
MAYBE "YOU-ALL" SHOULD
FOLLOW, The Clown--:
'Bozo Joezo', and His Sock
Cock Puppet--: 'Koko Joezo';
Follow THOSE losers
on outta here, and
scamper away like the
little cheating pussy
ass wussified weasel
wussy wankers, ALL
"4" (i.e. ALL _*2*_)
of you *TRULY*
....*ARE*....
(BLOODY!!)
TRULY!!

Sean

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Mar 5, 2006, 4:47:04 PM3/5/06
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Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:

(his usual unfunny, untalented, and lame character garbage)

First of all, I thought you said I was Gelder, now I'm JJay. Make up
your mind, you fucking unfunny character.

Secondly, basing your "discovery" on a posting host address (which
represents thousands if not millions using a MAJOR ISP to post) is like
someone saying that all WebTV users are morons...hey, maybe JJay and I
are the same person. LOL

Sean

vb

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Mar 5, 2006, 5:49:29 PM3/5/06
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> I've said it before--: It is the lame sock
> puppetry and forgeries and other
> weak cheating crap
> like that, that turns
> so many off from
> Usenet.
>
>
Rongo, ASSHOLE, it's complete ASSHOLES like you that turns people off to
usenet. you must have run off hundreds in the past year alone, you sik fukk.
please die.
thank you.
vb


JJayBoyd

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Mar 5, 2006, 6:12:07 PM3/5/06
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Hey Sean...

if you know a lot about the internet.. please post an actual undeniable
form of proof that the two of us aren't the same person...

it will be fun to throw this shit in this assholes face... not that
anyone with half a brain believes anything he postulates or
pontificates... he's nothing more than a low life nothing sitting in
his rent controlled trailer somewhere.. no life.. no comedy career.. no
radio show.. and this is his 'claim to fame'.

Please post something of merit to prove you and I aren't the same
person... ok? Thanks.

When did he say you were Gelder? thats too funny... hes so concerned
about conspiracy theories and people making up names just to do what?
Expose him for the moron he is? Why would anyone have to waste their
time when he does it so well all himself!!

What a little nothing he is... sad sad little nothing...

Notice he still hasnt asked me on to his show.. either as a call in
guest or an in person/ on air guest... or said he'd meet me in a
neutral comedy club setting where I could write against him and try it
out virtually immediately to put our talents against one another... he
keeps saying I have no talent... yet he is afraid to go up against
me... can't have it both ways Chafey BLOODY! bitch...

JJayBoyd
(a real comedian... real radio... real life..)

Sean

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Mar 5, 2006, 6:39:38 PM3/5/06
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JJayBoyd wrote:
> Hey Sean...
>
> if you know a lot about the internet.. please post an actual undeniable
> form of proof that the two of us aren't the same person...

Not an expert, nor would I want to be. I do know that the NNTP posting
host thing Chafey got a hard on about is not a definitive way of
knowing where someone is posting from other than their general ISP...if
it's Netscape, or Earthlink, or AOL that line of address applies to
many many posters and will be similar. If you look at the "show
original" part of the options you can see that the NNTP posting host
address will change from post to post. We may be connecting through
the same server but we are completely different people.

What I do know is that most Web TV users are idiots. Chafey is their
poster child. Although, it's pretty obvious that David has another
"real" computer and has created a number of sock puppet aliases for
himself. That's why he thinks everybody does that and is paranoid.
Like I said, for a long time he accused me of being Gelder. He is, in
a word, clueless as to how the Internet works.

Bottom line is I don't really care if David Averbach thinks we're the
same person or not because the character he plays here is not real.
The only reason I ever post anything is to remind all newbies that he
is a character and not real and to remind everyone that he, along with
a couple of others, fucked up a very good newsgroup. As long as he's
here I will continue to do so.

Sometimes I think Chafey is a junior high kid who thinks he's funny,
other times I think he's a deranged psycho who probably dresses up like
his mother, but mostly I don't think of him at all. He is nothing but
dogshit on the shoe of humanity.

Sean

JJayBoyd

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Mar 5, 2006, 7:36:32 PM3/5/06
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Sean..

what if we both showed up at his radio station or house? Together...

lets see if we can find a personal home address for this asshole.. we
both show up together... and hopefully he gets so nervous he pisses
himself and we get it on video...then post the link here for all to
enjoy!

JJayBoyd

Sean

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Mar 5, 2006, 7:58:10 PM3/5/06
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Sorru, JJay, I don't take this shit serious enough to want to go search
for someone. That's called stalking and I have not interest in it.
However, like I said, I will continue to remind everyone here that
chafey is untalented and unfunny.

You see, as far as proving anything, we don't have to. You and I know
we are two different people who have never even met in person. Chafey
just made the leap to sock puppet because his simple mind looks for
things like that. It's the only thing that will make him hard in the
pants. The burden of proof is on him. He has yet to take any
challenge thrown at him, cyber or otherwise, to prove he's anything
other than some dork sitting at home naked in front of his computer.
So until he proves who he is there is no reason for anyone one of his
many critics to prove anything about themselves. Simple as that. The
only thing he's ever proven here is that he's a liar, not funny,
doesn't have a radio show, and has absolutely no talent.

Sean

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 5, 2006, 11:12:05 PM3/5/06
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Wrong, Jay-Jay//Seanie.
Those Googly-Links
Show *Con-clu-sive-ly*
That You Had The
Same I.P. Address
AND The Very
Same Operating
System Set-Up!!
All the fucking
same, Dumb
Ass. The
jig is up,
Retardo.


You are either the
same, deeply
disturbed and
jealous man,
who is severely
obsessed with me
and my posts,
OR, you are,
equally obsessed,
GAY LOVERS,


who share the
same hotel

room and
computer
and toothbrush
while sharing the
same jealousies
and obsessions
and equal
amounts of
gooberish
retardations.
Period.


And, by the way, why don't YOU make-up YOUR mind, Jay-Jay//Seanie....!?


In one post you're gooberishly
and frantically calling me a
stunning computer whiz
who somehow
casually and
effortlessly
manipulated
Google's Archive
Pages....And, NOW,
you're saying I am
just a naive Webtv
"moron"....Which is
it, you are trying
to unconvincingly
pin on me,
Dumb Ass!?
Make-up Your
Feeble Mind,
Seanie//Jay-Jay!!


*I* _*AM*_ quite stunning and intelligent
and talented and funny and
entertaining, etc. But I am
NOT a "hacker". NOR
am I a "moron".


And, YES, before, seeing that Identical
I.P. Number and Your Identical
System Set-Up, YES, I had
suspected you might
be, GeldedStein.
But, now, it's clear
you are, Retard
Jay-Jay//Seanie.


And, the reason, you won't be able
to prove anything otherwise, is,
because, YOU, "Seanie", are
nothing but a jealously
obsessed, Sock Puppet.
Period. Even, before,
the evidence made it
clear who you were
(and, of course,
STILL ARE),
I, ALWAYS,
_*ALWAYS*_
knew you were
just a lame ass
SOCK PUPPET of
some very hacky
and bitter and jealous
comic, or, comic
wannabee, who
is obviously
obsessed with
(unconvincingly) claiming
I am "untalented" and
"unfunny" because
you are jealously
obsessed with me,
Jay-Jay//Seanie!!


You have spent years on here, posting just
to tell Newbies that same dumb ass
"He Jut A Chawuckter" TOTAL
RETARDO crap, while you
unconvincingly claim that
I am "unfunny" and
"unentertaining",
over and over
again. Like, you
are (quite futilely)
hoping to
convince
yourself,
more than
anyone else,
dude!!


And, if, ANY, of those "unfunny"
and "unentertaining"
critiques were true,
the Newbies
wouldn't need
you to alert
them, dude.


The only reason
you feel the
need to interject
at all, is because
of your jealousy
of me and your
obsession
with me.
Period.


If my "Character" were truly "boring and
unentertaining and unfunny", there'd
be absolutely no need for you
to post with that utter
nonsense and you
know that,
full-well.


You wouldn't have to TELL people
those lies about me. It should
be self-evident to every
Newbie, without you
having to tell them--:
If I really WERE "boring
and unfunny and
unentertaining"
in any, way,
shape or
form!!


HELLO!?


You are just desperately
trying to turn-off whomever
is gullible enough to
side with a lame
ass Little 3" Sock
Cock Puppet of
a Hacky, Cheating,
Road Comic,
like, YOU,
Jay-Jay//Seanie!!


You get jealous when you see me being entertaining and attracting
attention
and having conversations and//or
debates with this or that
person, that, YOU,
wished, YOU, had
the talent and
coolness to
pull off in
such an
entertaining
and dramatic
and comical
kind of a way,
like I always
do so effortlessly.
But you don't.
Because you
can't pull it off.
So you're
jealous.


And, YOU, let me reiterate--:
Are nothing but a 3" Sock
Cock Puppet of a jealous
and hacky, cheating,
road comic,
Jay-Jay//Seanie.


You are not even interesting enough to be
rightly called a 'Character'.
You're just a dumb
Little Retarded 3" Sock
Cock Puppet of Retard
Jay-Jay's....!! You don't
rise to the level of a
'Character'. You just
have a one-sour-note
jealousy-induced agenda
of obsessively attacking
ME!! That's really just
about ALL you've
ever done, "Seanie".
Heck, that's just
about ALL, your
Sock Puppeteer
RETARDO
MASTER--:
Jay-Jay,
has
ever
done
on
here!!


And it is hilarious to watch you "TWO"
(i.e. ONE) frantically trying to
prove that you are not, in
fact, EACH OTHER!!


And, none of this would be happening
if it were NOT for ME
and MY posts!!


So, _*I*_, am not only intentionally
quite funny and clever on
my own, I, ALSO, create
very comical situations!!
And this thread, here,
is yet another funny
situation!!


Jay-Jay, is so desperate, now, I see, he's changed his I.P. Number, in
his most recent posts.
But his "Seanie" Sock
Cock Puppet's I.P.
Number, Is
Still The Same,
As, What, Jay-Jay's
Was, Previously.
Someone must
have finally shown
him how to use a Proxy.
What a dumb ass.
(--Hee Hee--)


Sorry, Jay-Jay//Seanie, it's too late
to change it now. We already
know who you are, dude.
The jig is up, Retardo.
Cheater. Loser.


*YOU*
LOSE!!


_*I*_
WIN!!


AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN....!!

JJayBoyd

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Mar 5, 2006, 11:32:42 PM3/5/06
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wow... this assholes only desire in life is to prove that he 'wins'
here..

its funny as hell because this Sean and I ARE indeed two separate
people.... and now to watch this mentally retarded moron on this tirade
with 'proof' that we're supposedly the same person.. well this is fun
to watch...

when the actual proof that this retard needs does finally come out? It
will be fun to see how he manipulates all these posts of 'he won'
knowing he LOST (in life.. on here.. in his career.. all the above)..

till then it will be fun to watch him dig his hole deeper and deeper...

keep it up Chafey... only someone who makes up fake screennames would
think that others would do that.. I have only posted under my name ....
never used an alias.. never will... but you think what you want...

Maybe if you invited me to do your radio show id post in front of you
and we could see Sean post... and this way I could laugh at your face
.. then show you how to be funny and watch as you realize how
insignifigant and unfunny you are...

anytime you finally grow up and want to put this supposed talent to the
test... let me know.. till then you're nothing but a ranting asshole
retad on a newsgroup.

JJayBoyd

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 6, 2006, 1:52:55 AM3/6/06
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It's too late, Jay-Jay//Seanie. It's already
been proven that you are either
the same person, or

GAY LOVERS who
share the same
computer and
hotel
room
and
toothbrush.
Period.


Now, let's move-on, Cheater. When will you
be able to submit a simple audio file for
the online contest!? Or are you
NOT going to accept the
online challenge at all!?


I am still looking into getting some impartial judges and//or some
reliable electronic
vote tallying for the contest.


But, anyways, I STILL find
it amazing, that someone
like you, who claims to be
so OUT THERE and OPEN
about everything, and
who claims to have
done some radio,
at one time or
another, doesn't
even have a tiny
snippet of something
where someone can hear
his voice!? Dude, you've
been on syndicated
national radio, and,
yet, you, don't
even have ONE
sound file online
of anything!?


And YOU are
not even
supposed
to be
anonymous
or
semi-anonymous
at all,
Jay-Jay....
(Well, except,
when you're
pretending to
be, "Seanie",
of course, as
I've already
established)....!!

JJayBoyd

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Mar 6, 2006, 4:06:45 AM3/6/06
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ahhh... now we're gay lovers... seems our little chicken shit nobody of
a non comic is getting all huffy!

keep spewing your shit loser..its hysterical... the more you continue
on your absurdly unfounded and retarded rants that me and Sean are the
same person... the more you continue to look like the mindless moron we
all know you are.

Why are you here again? You dont do stand up.. you're not funny..
you're moronic..you're a waste of space...

I guess you're here since not having a radio show... you have plenty of
time to try to dig up conspiracy theories about yourself...as if you're
that important. LOL

I would love nothing better than to finally meet you in person and
enjoy a good laugh.. not because you said or did something funny.. but
to see in person this lonely, sad mentally disturbed little man who
from what I remember stalks female pop icons... thats you're only claim
to 'fame'.

Keep up the good work... when it comes out .. and it will.. somehow..
somewhere.. that I and Sean aren't the same person... all your posts
will be replayed for the sheer enjoyment of the rest of us to revel in
your stupidity as always...

just so you remember: you're a worthless, lonely, sad, talentless,
nobody in life that no one would miss should you die tomorrow... you
have made NO contributions to the world and you not being here wouldnt
mean anything to anyone... you are alone.. you'll die alone..No one
will ever love you... other than a mind numbing and assumed exhaustive
masturbatory schedule or paying crack whores .... no one would ever
want to come in physical contact with you.. if it wasnt for the
internet porn sights you frequent you would have no idea what a naked
woman looks like...

you mean nothing to anyone... you have no talent and your only joy in
life is to post annonymously on here and 'claim' victory in little
skirmishes YOU initiate.. and more often than not actually lose... you
claim to have incredible humor... yet we all see that's not the case...
you claim to have a radio show but can never seem to focus enough to
post any kind of audio file or link for anyone to hear.... you claim
others have heard and commended you for your radio prowess... yet no
names or any form of verification is possible..

You're a fraud. Its bad enough that you're a nobody... but to try to
make others believe you're a somebody... and as continuously badly done
as you do it... makes it even worse...

If you werent so mentally challenged you'd be as embarrassed about
yourself as the rest of us who sadly read your rants are.

Hopefully one day I can read about how you hung yourself in your
basement.... or shot yourself in a public square for attention 'to show
us' how great you are... There are so many great and wonderful people
who depart this earth who I have wised long life to... so in my mind?
There isnt anything wrong in wishing for and/or pushing someone like
you towards their own demise... but be sure to let us all know when you
plan to do it so we can have a party afterwards...

Ironic that the only part anyone would ever think of throwing for you
would be in efigy after you were fuckin dead... awwwwwwww.

so that you dont forget: I dont believe you have a radio show... I
KNOW you dont have any kind of recognizable talent... you suffer from a
great many mental illnesses not the least is major paranoia... I dont
believe anyone has told you your funny... I dont think you've ever had
sex with any woman that wasn't paid for her services...

in short: you're a nothing. And to want to make others believe your a
something must really get to you inside where you dont admit it to
anyone.. least of all yourself...

let it keep eating at you... eventually it will break thru and you'll
kill yourself.. and the world will be rid of another neophite jackoff.

bang bang Chafey you BLOODY! retard!
JJayBoyd

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 6, 2006, 5:28:04 AM3/6/06
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Hey, Jay-Jay, I know that you type
severely SLOWLY, so,
you HAD to spend
an awful lot of
time on that last
long-winded and
crazed post, where
you were back to your
creepy wishings of death
on other people, etc.


Dude, you are an unintentional joke.
And you just proved what an
obsessed fool you are!!


And, Jay-Jay//Seanie, it's not any kind of
far-fetched conspiracy theory.
Your Sock Puppet Seanie,
has stated in this very
thread that his entire
goal while posting here
has been (and will
be), solely,
to alert
Newbies
that
I am
(according
to "HIM"),
"unfunny"
and
"unentertaining" and
"Jut a Chawuckter".
HELLO!? So, I ask
you, who is the
obsessed
and crazed
one here!?
Not me,
dumb
ass!!


And, again, You and Seanie,
HAD the SAME I.P.
Address, and You
Had-an-Have the
SAME Operating
System Set-Up.
Those are the
facts. That is
NOT a theory.


If you can explain any of that, feel free to.
I'm waiting, dumb ass. But cut-out
your creepy wishes of death
on people. Unless, you
WANT people to know
just how crazy and
creepily UNCOOL
you really are,
Jay-Jay//Seanie.


And, once again, you don't answer my
very fair challenge to you. You
don't address why you're
having trouble getting
a sound file together
to upload online,
as an example
of your so-called
"comedy".


Finally, you're lying, of course, even
about the smaller things, like,
when you say no one has
ever found any of my
posts funny. That's
totally untrue.
As is everything
you stated about
me. Including
saying I don't
have a radio
show, etc. You
just lie and lie
and lie and lie.


But, I know why. You're truly insane, it
appears. Truly. (BLOODY!!) Truly!!
And creepy and UNCOOL
as all-get-out, BABY!!


Seek some Psychiatric Help For Yourself,
_*IMMEDIATELY*_, Retard
Jay-Jay//Seanie!!

JJayBoyd

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Mar 6, 2006, 9:27:18 AM3/6/06
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fuckwad...

you continue to try to use the same old lame ass tactics as always... I
challenged YOU... then you turn around and try to bullshit your way out
by counter challenging.. this is how you, in your stupidly retarded
mind, think you 'win' things..

I am currently touring all over the country... I am in a hotel room in
Minneapolis right now... heading to Cleveland tomorrow. I have neither
the machinery nor inclination to record anything and put it on here for
you to steal... that is why the only challenge that works is mine: in
front of a third party real audience... not online where you will no
doubt say whatever I write isnt funny and claim another one of your
super retarded 'victories'... so your 'challenge' is worthless like
you.

once again.. you're not funny... you have no radio show.. you have no
life.. no career... this is all you have.. shoot yourself and get it
over with.

JJayBoyd

vb

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Mar 6, 2006, 10:38:25 AM3/6/06
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>shoot yourself and get it
> over with.

Please, chaffee, do not take JJ's advice. please, please do not shoot
yourself.................................


it would be sooooooooooo unfair to the poor person that had to clean up yer
spongiform brain pieces.


however, feel free to overdose on any variety of prescription medicines,
peanut based products, or in a pinch, you can always tie a plastic bag
around yer oversize mongoloid head.

thank you for your quick action regarding this matter.

sincerely,
vb


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Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 6, 2006, 4:36:29 PM3/6/06
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No. I don't just merely "THINK" I DO,
I _*DO*_ _*WIN*_!!


Again and
Again and
Again and
Again.


And not just on Usenet.


On my radio shows
and elsewhere,
as well.


And, as far as, your lamely
paranoid accusation
and excuse for not
wanting to upload
a 30 Second or 1
or 2 minute
sound bite
of some kind
and how you're
supposedly afraid
of me "stealing"
your crappy
and hacky
material,
dude--:


I am _*NOT*_ a THIEF in any,
way, shape, or, form.
Period. I wouldn't
even steal from
someone with talent.
Let alone YOUR
sorry ass. I've
seen what you
fucking write.
It's crap.
Utter crap.
Worthless.


And that is just more deflection from you. Someone could just as easily
steal
something, directly from a live
act. Why would a little sound
bite be any more of a risk!?
You go from town to
town, spouting-out
your entire act,
dude. So, please,
WIMP//CHEATER
come-up with a better
excuse than THAT!!
You've, also, been
on nationally syndicated
radio as an alleged
"Sidekick" to a
CheeseCake
King, so, surely,
there must
be a sound bite
from one of those
shows, somewhere
on the net, right!?


Or were YOUR contributions
SO (BLOODY!!) BAD, that
they don't have ANY clip
highlights of YOU....!!


That must be why you
don't work for, Joey,
any more.


And, as far as your OTHER lame excuses--: _*I*_, won't be one of the
Judges nor the Vote
Tallying person. That
will be left to others.
Not you or I.


So, either accept or don't, but don't make up lame excuses, dude. I am
sure you
know someone who
can upload it
for you.


Buh-Bye For Now, Cheater Jay-Jay//Seanie.


And I see, still nothing to refute the clear fact that you are,
"Seanie", dude.
Still nothing. Just like your
so-called "Comedy" act.
Nothing posted that
shows ANYONE
that you are funny
in even the slightest
sense of the word
"funny". Except in
the unintentional
senses, of course.
Period.

ChattyDaisy

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Mar 6, 2006, 4:52:46 PM3/6/06
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Brassiere writes a plethora of dizzy then states ... lamely conversing
with himself, in the following thread and he has been posting that way
for quite some time now...


Ah Brassiere, I found this in your fortune cookie: One who lamely
converses with the self gives that same self rating stars, no?

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!

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Mar 6, 2006, 5:39:06 PM3/6/06
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JJayBoyd

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Mar 6, 2006, 7:09:52 PM3/6/06
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hey fuckwad.

YOU are the one who is too lazy to upload anything.... I dont NEED to
prove myself to you. YOU are the one who thinks he's funny and has a
radio show... Yet no one has ever heard it.. no one has a clue what
channel its on.. you wont give anyone the info... hmmmm.. think you're
lying much? Hell yeah.

You are the loser here... everyone knows it... You are the only one who
thinks your funny.. You're not..youre a fuckin nothing man... a nobody
who stalks pop stars...

till you invite me on your show.. or till you grow some balls and let
us hear YOUR stuff.. no one will do anything you ask... why? Because
we all know whats what...

I am a professional comedian.. you? Not... I have done radio.you?
Have done nothing... all you do is post on here and this is your
life... sad personified.

JJayBoyd

vb

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Mar 6, 2006, 8:46:06 PM3/6/06
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RIDE Cheater RIDE, HORSEY, RIDE Jay-Jay//Seanie.


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Period.

Tommy Joe

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vb wrote:

> however, feel free to overdose on any variety of prescription medicines,
> peanut based products, or in a pinch, you can always tie a plastic bag
> around yer oversize mongoloid head.


Pretty funny. I have often wondered about such things as tying a
bag around one's head or walking into the ocean until your head
disappears beneath the surface. Consider the fortitude and
determination required to make a decision like that, and to not back
out no matter how ugly things get toward the end.

Jumping off a building is different. Once you're in the air
there's no turning back. But, using the bag, or walking into the
ocean, you can always change your mind if things get too ugly. I guess
that's why those methods are not used very often.

Imagine being desperate to kill yourself but you're locked in a
padded cell with no clothes or possessions of any kind. You could
munch away at the plastic until you eat yourself to death. Or, if
you're young and athletic, you can jump up into the air as far as
possible, then turning so your head is facing to the ground for the
come-down. Even with a padded floor you could probably break your
spinal-cord if you time it just right and if you have the guts and
determination to not turn your head at the moment of impact.

Tommy Joe

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