chafey.. cluess and unfunny
JJayBoyd
This group is called alt.comedy.STANDUP...
Chafey the seriously unfunny nothing in life and on here.. has SAID he
isnt a stand up comic... He HAS NEVER had the guts/balls to meet me or
anyone on here to put his supposed talent against those of us he deems
unfunny...
But that aside.. he's not a stand up comic... nor are many of the other
losers who constantly pollute the newsgroup.. so why is he here?
Aren't there RADIO newsgroups he could be part of? I am sure there
are... but why standup? Maybe its because he knows he doesnt have the
talent in the real world and wants SO desperately to be part of that
which he never will: live stand up comedy...
Ill give Chafey a spot on one of MY shows anytime he wants... anywhere
I perform... seeing as he has never addressed or even tried to figure a
way to get me to go against him where HE is from... either on his
supposed radio show or on a stand up stage...
But regardless.. Chafey should no longer post here.. he isnt a stand up
comic... and he's definately not funny.
JJayBoyd
ChattyDaisy
JJayBoyd wrote:
> So I was thinking...This group is called alt.comedy.STANDUP...Ill give Chafey a spot on one of MY shows anytime he wants... anywhere I perform...
Waste your time (especially) on me, or anyone else for that matter...
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Daisy Dude!!
"She" really wants you to pay her
some attention, dude!! "She's"
got both the Jeffies and
Tommy occupied (they're
pretending "she" is the first
"female" into poop, like
they are!!). They're ALL
eating-out of her stanky
gaping wide He//She
pussy ass!!
Go On, Jay-Jay, make the PLUNGE
into the WAY-GAY POOP!! Go
on, Fella!! Talk to Daisy
Dude and join Tommy
and the Jeffies and
the Down Under
Fart-Giggler-Whiffer!!
Join-In On their
Penis Tree and
Turd Bush
"Musings" and
Listen For Dazed Daisy
Dude's Gag Hag Stories
of being a Way-Gay
He//She Poo
Jew Mistress
In New York!!
There
Just Ain't
Nothing Like a
He//She Poo
Jew Girl In
New York In
The Springtime,
When The Gay Jew Poo
Is Fresh and Glistening
With Jew Dew
Drops!!
Daisy Awaits, Jay-Jay....Go To "Her". "She"
Beckons!! And be sure to bring a nice
Bouquet of Some Fresh Jew Poop!!
Disclaimer--: This Post Is In No Way Intended To Be Anti-Jew and//or
Anti-Jew Poo.
Only Anti-GAPING-WIDE-ASS
and Anti-Dazed-Daisy-Dude!!
Buh-Bye For Now....Jay-Jay!!
And, hey, Jay-Jay, since, Dazed Daisy, is Jewish, too. You can bring her
home
to your mother. Just make sure she
cleans that stanky ass of
"hers", first. Take a wet
towel soaked in
baking soda and
wedge-it-up-there
for her, before you
go to visit Yo'
Momma--:
Mrs.
Momma
Boyd!!
Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey....AKA....David
Copyright 2006
DownUnder Dave
"There you go, Jay-Jay, you blah blah goo goo gaa gaa blah gee blah goo
gaa *hiccup* blah blah gaa gaa"
Aaaawwwhhh....w'ook at our big stir'ong boy...he's ter-ying to
speak....
One day you will look back at yourself in the reflection of your
computer screen monitor and you will realise that you have wasted
countless hours dribbling on your keyboard.
Every time I see your posts I picture this 'Shrek" type dude banging
his oversized hands on the keyboard yelling "Me Angry" "Me Good" "Me
Radio-Star".....
Just remember....you're the one thing....I cant get enough of.....so
I'll tell you something.....this could be love....because.....I had,
the time of my life....and I never felt this way before....and I swear,
it's the truth....and I owe it all to you....
Anyone every do that? Start to write a sentence and then suddenly your
inner monologue cuts in with a song that starts the same way...so,
forget the above, what I meant to write was...
Just remember, always look on the bright side of life...woo woo
(whistle)....woo woo woo woo woo woo....
JJayBoyd
or critisizing others typing styles.. thats funny.
You're a fuckin waste and you know it.. so you KNOW I hit the nail on
the head and the ONLY recourse you have? Is to attack my typing
style..
Again so you get it.. nice and slow: you arent funny yet you type on a
stand up newsgroup? Why? When there are radio newsgroups you could be
acting retarded in. The reason? Most radio people would KNOW you're
full of shit. Whereas we? Dont care to do the research to come to the
conclusion that you're nothing more than a pathetic little nothing in
life who works at McDonalds and dreams of being in entertainment
You dont like the way I type? Fantastic.. lets do this LIVE. You know
I will kick your ass comedy wise in ANY shape or form you choose..
thats why you hide behind your annonymous non radio show...and you're
computer.. because on this? You tell yourself you're funny.. and you
believe yourself. And theres no one there to tell you otherwise.
Get a pair of balls and invite me to come on your radio show.. Hell I
did three radio call in interviews today to promote my appearance this
evening... all three brought in people... I will wipe you off the
airwaves at your own game loserboy... thats why you wont ever accept a
real time real life challenge...
I wish you would so I could get it over with... and then you could
realize how sad and low you are and hopefully you'll go over the edge
and commit suicide.. that would be awsome.. and you'd finally get a
laugh.
JJayBoyd
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
WAY-GAY GUY!!
And I mean--: WAY-GAY!! Quoting from
annoyingly effeminate and cheesy
songs....like--: 'Time of My Life' ....!?
Sheesh. And, he's NOW even
talking in gratingly-gooberish
Baby-Babble.
Totally
GAY,
Man!!
WAY
*GAY*
_*GAY*_
in an ULTRA
GAYISHLY
WAY-GAY
*GAY-*GAY*
_*WAY*_....!!
HELLO!?
YOU'RE
GRATINGLY
ULTRA-MEGA-GAY....!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
You were responding to
the wrong post, Dumbie.
That was that
Way-Gay
'Down Under
Fart Whiffer
Giggler' Dude's
post, you were
responding
to, not mine.
_*I*_ never even responded directly to YOUR
post in this thread. I responded to
Daisy Dude's post to you. And, I,
responded indirectly
to, you, through
that post.
And, here it is, again....I rather enjoyed
it....It's one of my favorites from me,
recently....But there's been quite
a few from me that I've liked,
recently....Hell, I like
almost ALL of them
from ME, from
ALL time periods--:
Recently; Not long
ago; And,
deep into
the past, as
well....!!....--:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/msg/9b7725c31e3d2478
JJayBoyd
you can keep responding to other bullshit.. but the fact of the matter
is: you have no talent.. aren't funny and you continue to run from me
because you are afraid of facing me so I can expose you to the fact of
just how talentless you are.
You are gutless and unfunny...
I look forward to the day when you actually wish to stand behind your
supposed talents and face me in real time... I will wipe the floor with
you... you know it.. and thats why you always run.
you are my bitch.
JJayBoyd
ChattyDaisy
...I now suspect that, Down Under Fart Dude and Daisy Dude, are the
same WAY-GAY GUY!!
See Brassiere, you don't read carefully enough. Davie's boyfriend is
the gay one; the boyfriend plucks his eyebrows after they shag and
according to Davie, that's gay.
Besides, you're the ONLY one who brings up gay in 99% of your posts.
For some reason you think it's funny, or annoying, either way it's
never funny.
You calling someone gay is more like a peacock who laughs while calling
the vulture featherhead.
And just so you know, a male peafowl, distinguished by its crested
head, brilliant blue or green plumage, and long modified back feathers
that are marked with iridescent eyelike spots and that can be spread in
a fanlike form.
Let's have a contest; everyone bring your best work forward!
Brassiere calling someone gay is like ____________________________?
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
(BLOODY!!) Lot, because
YOU and The Rest of
The Poop and Fart and
Giggle-Whiffer Posse are
freaking WAY-GAY, a
Whole (BLOODY!!)
Lot, Dude!! Period.
Buh-Bye For
Now, Dazed
Daisy, Dude!!
ChattyDaisy
...I bring up, "way-gay", a Whole (BLOODY!!) Lot, because...
Yes Brassiere, that would be a good fill in the blank contest too, but
I like mine better!
Brassiere Calling Someone Gay is Like ____________________________?
Your enthusiasts are of course welcome to enter the contest you thought
up:
I Brassiere bring up, "way-gay" a Whole (Bloody!!) Lot, because
______________ ?