Until you leave Chafey, or somebody kills you,

[Bozo]

I'm outta here! I can't stand you
or your bloody, unfunny, juvenile,
stinking ass anymore. You are
one of the sorriest, chicken-shit
motherfuckers I have ever met.
Die.

-Bozo-

[Vince]

you're boring

[Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!]

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/msg/e0b5f5c77f674bca

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey....AKA....David
Copyright 2006

[Bozo]

Leave, die or be killed.
I know which one I want to see happen.
I know you're an absolute wimp in public,
because you KNOW you would die violently otherwise.
I hope you slip, mouth-off and die at the hands of a normal person,
and I hope someone like myself is on the jury to persuade them to
find that person NOT-guilty of anything other than self-defense or
manslaughter. You're an annoying and offensive asshole, David,
and you really do deserve the dark side, and I will repeat this
refrain here as often as I find it convenient, appropriate and
necessary.

-Bozo-

[Curt James]

On 5 Mar 2006 13:34:17 -0800, Bozo wrote:

> Leave, die or be killed.
> I know which one I want to see happen.

[...]

> -Bozo-

heh

Death threat trivia: I have had more than one person wish death on me in a
Usenet newsgroup (as opposed to the IRL knitting circle newsgroup down the
street).

ONE of those people is now dead. D-e-a-d. Some might say karma is a
motherfucker. I'm just thankful it wasn't me whose number popped up that
day.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

[Tommy Joe]

Curt James wrote:

> Death threat trivia: I have had more than one person wish death on me in a
> Usenet newsgroup (as opposed to the IRL knitting circle newsgroup down the
> street).
>
> ONE of those people is now dead. D-e-a-d. Some might say karma is a
> motherfucker. I'm just thankful it wasn't me whose number popped up that
> day.

I hate to get technical, but Bozo's post was not a threat, it's a
wish. I'll bet the average person wishes a lot of things during the
course of a single day. Just because Bozo posts his wish, that doesn't
mean it's his number one wish. I'll bet everyone has wished someone
dead at some point. I've wished for a lot of things. Thank God so far
none of them have come true. When wishes come true they die.

Tommy Joe

[Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!]

I'd LIKE to get REALLY "technical" and say, "Bozo", HAS made several
direct
threats towards me and others
and so have,
YOU, YOU,
DUMB ASS
PSYCHO
CABBIE
CREEP,
YOU,
DUMB
ASS
JEALOUS
CREEPY
ASS
ASSHOLE!!

You've even threatened a woman
just because they said you were
a bad driver!! And you made
a point to say you were
*NOT* joking!! You
added the disclaimer
that you were *NOT*
joking!!

Please correct me, if I am wrong about any of this. I'd love to hear
your explanations, while
I go gather-up the links to prove you're
lying. Thanks.

[JJayBoyd]

Yep.. Chafey the magnificent showing that he has no life so he goes
cruising for past links to post...

This shows he's funny how? Or that he has a radio show? Or has a
sense of humor? Or a life at all?

Loser piece of shit... thats all Chafey is.

JJayBoyd

[Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!]

And, you're another person who has
made direct-sounding
threats towards people,
Jay-Jay. Including
threats made
towards, me,
even,
haven't you,
Jay-Jay//Seanie!?

Please correct me if I am wrong, and, I shall gather-up the links to
prove YOU
are lying, too. Thanks.

[Tommy Joe]

Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau! wrote:

> I'd LIKE to get REALLY "technical" and say, "Bozo", HAS made several direct threats towards me and others and so have, YOU, YOU, DUMB ASS PSYCHO CABBIE CREEP....

Let me tell you something..... punk........I will whip all over
you. Just like I told Chatty, I'm telling you..............It aint
gonna be just me. It's gonna to be a roving gang of internationl youth
scum zest-stomping you deep into the moaning mud just for kicks. As
you seethe in the comfortless cool of the moaning mud I will instruct
my youthful assemblage to stop whipping on you. "Let him rest", I will
cry......then admonish in teacherly fashion, "Never go whole-hog on a
boy. Show restraint. Slow your roll. Ease back on your boy. It's a
marathon, not a sprint."

Then we will allow you to heal to the point where we can start in
all over again, world without end.. It never ends once we get you
down, Chafey. Your desire to die will be strongly challenged by the
annoying will to live. You will not die. You will not live. Unless
your definition of living is squirming forever in pain that never dies.

Tommy Joe

[ChattyDaisy]

Tommy Joe wrote:

...Your desire to die will be strongly challenged by the annoying will

to live. You will not die. You will not live. Unless your definition
of living is squirming forever in pain that never dies.

So TJ, what you're saying is we're sending him to a US Army Prison in a
third world nation, right? Those guys are experts in torture; they're
real good at getting to the truth if you believe what you read in the
papers. If you want, you can also send him to live with my single 42
year old cousin Marcy who is expertly tortursome too; one way or
another he'll get what he deserves from a torturer who is severely
obese and has a 5 o'clock shadow! Win-win as they say...

[Bozo]

>
> Leave, die or be killed.
> I know which one I want to see happen.
> I know you're an absolute wimp in public,
> because you KNOW you would die violently otherwise.
> I hope you slip, mouth-off and die at the hands of a normal person,
> and I hope someone like myself is on the jury to persuade them to
> find that person NOT-guilty of anything other than self-defense or
> manslaughter. You're an annoying and offensive asshole, David,
> and you really do deserve the dark side, and I will repeat this
> refrain here as often as I find it convenient, appropriate and
> necessary.
>
> -Bozo-

Don't like it, asshole?
Sue me.

-Bozo-