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>Judgment Day: May 21, 2011.
>
>Are you prepared for history's greatest event?
>
A bit off on the old count there Padre. Or did Jeebus get a bug up
his ass and become impatient ? Make up you mind. Is this thing on
Friday or Saturday ? I've got people coming over for beer and pizza to
celebrate this non-event ! ...day old pizza just doesn't fly.
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"When I look upon seamen, men of science, and philosophers, man
is the wisest of all things. When I look upon priests, prophets,
and interpreters of dreams, nothing is so contemptible as a man."
Diogenes of Sinope (412?-323 BCE)
> Countdown: Four Days To Go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Countdown: 4 days until the padre falls flat on his face for the last
time.
Countdown: 5 more days to laugh at the padre.
> Judgment Day: May 21, 2011
The Padre: Poster Boy For Theist Insanity
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/168646014_214cdc5ac4.jpg
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Still haven't got the hang of that time zone thing, padre?
You could ask Jesus for help but he probably stopped talking to you a long
time ago. Right?
If history's greatest event is you being proven to be a total idiot?
Yes, I am!
--
BDK- Top of the government shill heap for over 10 years running!
"BDK" <Con...@Worldcontrol.com> wrote in message
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> In article <056d33d9-81f8-4784-8249-2aff98050620
> @k15g2000pri.googlegroups.com>, vivapa...@aol.com says...
>>
>> Judgment Day: May 21, 2011.
>>
>> Are you prepared for history's greatest event?
>>
>> Download a free copy of 'We Are Almost There.'
>> http://www.familyradio.com
>
> If history's greatest event is you being proven to be a total idiot?
>
> Yes, I am!
>
I can't wait until next week when the Christians start explaining why they
were wrong about this one. No one has taken me up on my offer to buy their
houses so obviously none of them seriously believe it will happen deep down.
snip
Oh, this is going to be so much fun! Josef, I know the padre's been
your pet troll for quite a while..can you tell us how long he's been
posting this shit? No big deal if you can't, I seem to recall him
posting up this tripe to alt.atheism for several years as well. I
never actually thought he'd stick it out until the end, though. He
must be one of the "troo bullieverz"!
Well, except for his failure to give us his house & car & stuff..<bg>
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
So, how deep a grave you have prepared for yourself, just in case
there is nothing happening?
How many people do you think have given away their assets and wives?
> Oh, this is going to be so much fun! Josef, I know the padre's been
> your pet troll for quite a while..can you tell us how long he's been
> posting this shit?
He posted a firm date in March 2008.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.bible.prophecy/msg/4d7cf6249ff1e3d6
> Countdown: 4 days until the padre falls flat on his face for the
> last time.
By what bizarre train of logic do you deduce that? All indications are
that he will simply pick a new date and repeat the entire process.
There will be no last time, unless you actually belive him.
There's a web site offering care for the pets of the raptured for a
price. Because you can't take them with you.
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html
There is also a post rapture mail service being offered so rapteés can
leave reassuring letters to those left behind.
http://postrapturepost.com/
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich prayed for me on 8 January 2009 and nothing happened.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
What Christians? The O.P. is a follower of Harold Camping. Camping, and
not God or the Bible, is responsible for this so-called "prophecy." Camping
disavows many doctrines specifically written in the Holy Bible that are
fundamentally central to the Christian faith. Therefore, his teachings are
self-derived and do not correctly stack up with the Written Word. Camping's
brand of theology is verging very tightly upon CULTISM. It is becoming a
major stretch to identify Camping and his followers, however misled, as
Christians.
The last person who said that all believers should forsake the churches, as
the "churches are all apostate," was Charles Taze Russell, founder of what
we now all know as the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society and the Jehovah's
Witnesses, a cult also masquerading as "christian," but are not.
I'd rather have the company of my lovely little cat then that of
some screwed up god. So I'll stay here. All the hob goblins can go
fuck themselves.
You and *false prophet* Harold Camping are calling Jesus a liar, Padre
Pee Pee.
You are placing Harold Camping above *JESUS HIMSELF* !
This is what *JESUS HIMSELF* said about that day:
"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels in heaven,
but my Father only."
- Matthew 24:36
>I can't wait until next week when the Christians start explaining why they
>were wrong about this one. No one has taken me up on my offer to buy their
>houses so obviously none of them seriously believe it will happen deep down.
I'm waiting till Friday, when some morons will just give things away.
(Why would they sell their houses? What are they going to do with the
money?)
--
2 x 4 x 666 -- The Lumber of the Beast.
You guys are giving this nut what he wants, ...attention!
John 'The Bloodthirsty' Manning, let's drink in Proverbs 1: 24-30.
Wisdom In Person Gives Warning.
"Because I called and you refused,
I extended my hand and no one took
notice;
Because you disdained all my counsel,
and my reproof you ignored --
I, in turn, will laugh at your doom;
I will mock when terror overtakes
you;
When terror comes upon you like a
storm,
and your doom approaches like a
whirlwind;
when distress and anguish befall you.
"Then they call me, but I answer not;
they seek me, but find me not;
Because they hated knowledge,
and chose not the fear of the Lord;
They ignored my counsel,
they spurned all my reproof;
And in their arrogance they preferred
arrogance,
and like fools they hated knowledge."
Finally, Possum Puss! You have a point! Everyone should pay
attention to the message and not the messenger!
No. Let's face the fact that YOU and your *false prophet* Harold Camping
are calling Jesus a liar.
Padre Pee Pee says to follow the message of the Bible - then
rejects Jesus and calls Him a liar.
>> You guys are giving this nut what he wants, ...attention!
> Finally, Possum Puss! You have a point! Everyone should pay
> attention to the message and not the messenger!
Snorf !! There's not much difference in this case, padre, since the
messenger and the message are both insane.
Regards,
Josef
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
-- Proverbs 26:11
Old Possum Puss will be around on May 22nd to see what kind of crap
you will post as excuses.
>Well, except for his failure to give us his house & car & stuff..<bg>
And he wonders why atheists don't take him seriously!
-
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
HC said:We learn from the Bible that Holy God plans to rescue about
200 million people (that is about 3% of today’s population).
HC said:We learn from the Bible that Holy God plans to rescue about
>Judgment Day: May 21, 2011.
>
>Are you prepared for history's greatest event?
I reminded all the department heads at our standup meeting this
morning. The world will end this Saturday. Everyone laughed.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
"Colanth" <col...@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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Party like it's the end of the world? But then their religious so they will
probably not like having fun anyway. If someone gives me something I'm not
giving it back to them on Monday morning lol
"Mail Man" <not-...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
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Wow thanks for letting me know. The Jehovah's Witness is an obvious cult
designed as Christianity so if this group is anything like them they would
be the same. So what Biblical teachings do these people reject?
It's nice to know I won't have to base the truth of Christianity on if these
lunatics teachings are right or not.
One scam artist is no worse or better than any other.
The problem with HC's 200,000,000 number is that he gets it from
Revelation 9:16.
Does this sound like people being raptured to Heaven?
Revelation 9:
12One woe is past; and, behold, there come two woes more hereafter.
13And the sixth angel sounded, and I heard a voice from the four
horns of the golden altar which is before G-D,
14Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four
angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates.
15And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour,
and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.
16And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred
thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them.
17And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them,
having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the
heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their
mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone.
18By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and
by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.
19For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their
tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do
hurt.
20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet
repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship
devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of
wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
21Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor
of their fornication, nor of their thefts.
'nUff said.
*
No judge is going to void a contract because "I was supposed to be
raptured but I wasn't, so I want a do-over". Maybe if a few tens of
thousands of people become destitute on 5/23/2011, it'll teach the
rest of them not to fall for it the next time someone pulls this crap.
--
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him
for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer,
they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair
dryer makes it any more absurd." - Unknown
They are real hypocrites.....they won't believe the nonsense,,, lip
service and fun.
"Colanth" <Col...@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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Yeah but sadly there's no one that deluded where I work. In fact we all
laugh at Americans like that.
"Yap" <hhya...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Nope, deep down they have their doubts. I'm just trying to get them to
realize that and move on with their lives. What gets me is some of these
people are actually looking forward to watching a "loving" God torture us
while they are up in the clouds.
1st method of working out Jesus' return
Working on the assumption that the year of Jesus crucifixion was 34
AD
God Days seems to represent 1000 years our time and when Hosea is
talking about people being given new life it seems that the new life
that was given is the Holy Spirit. On the third day he will be with us
or for one thousand years Jesus will reign on the earth.
As the death of Jesus' varies depending on the informaion you read
then we will take Jesus' death to be around 34 A.D. Jesus return to
rapture His bride therefore will be 2 days later around 2034.
2 Peter 3:8 With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a
thousand years are like a day.
Hosea 6:2 (Amplified Bible)
2After two days He will revive us (quicken us, give us life); on the
third day He will raise us up that we may live before Him.
Luke 24:7 The Son of Man must be delivered over to the hands of
sinners, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.
Revelation 20 (New International Version, ©2011)
The Thousand Years
1 And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key to the
Abyss and holding in his hand a great chain. 2 He seized the dragon,
that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a
thousand years. 3 He threw him into the Abyss, and locked and sealed
it over him, to keep him from deceiving the nations anymore until the
thousand years were ended. After that, he must be set free for a short
time.
4 I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given
authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded
because of their testimony about Jesus and because of the word of God.
They[a] had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received
its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and
reigned with Christ a thousand years. 5 (The rest of the dead did not
come to life until the thousand years were ended.) This is the first
resurrection. 6 Blessed and holy are those who share in the first
resurrection. The second death has no power over them, but they will
be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him for a thousand
years.
Second Method
Jesus was talking about the end times and the rebirth of Israel which
became a nation in 1948. The fig tree (Israel) came to life and those
that are still left from this generation that saw Israel become a
nation will also see the return of Jesus. So all other prophecys that
haven't been fulfilled yet need to be fulfilled before all this
generation dies.
The generation of 1948 can live up to a maximum of 120 years which
would bring Jesus return at the latest to 1948 +120 which means any
time up to the year 2068.
In the Old Testament the fig tree was a picture of Israel (Hosea
9:10, Joel 1:7), and in the New Testament Jesus' cursing of the fig
tree was a picture of his coming judgment against Israel (Matthew
21:19, 43; Mark 11:14-15).
Matthew 24
32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs
get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. 33
Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it is near,
right at the door. 34 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly
not pass away until all these things have happened.
Third Method
7000 years
Many Christians have believed, and many still believe, that the
Millennium will start 6,000 years after Creation.
According to Edward Gibbon:
The ancient and popular doctrine of the Millennium was intimately
connected with the second coming of Christ. As the works of creation
had been finished in six days, their duration in the present state,
according to a tradition which was attributed to the prophet Elijah,
was fixed to six thousand years. By the same analogy it was inferred
that this long period of labour and contention, which was now almost
elapsed, would be succeeded by a joyful Sabbath of a thousand years…
The Epistle of Barnabas of the 2nd century said:
In six days God created the works of his hands, and finished them on
the seventh day; and he rested on that day, and sanctified it... What
this means is, that He is going to bring the world to an end in six
thousand years, since with Him one day means a thousand years…
So how many years from man’s creation to Christ’s death
ADAM--->FLOOD 1 656
FLOOD--->ABRAHAM 427
ABRAHAM--->EXODUS 430
EXODUS--->TEMPLE 480
TEMPLE--->NEBUCHADNEZZAR 406
NEBUCHADNEZZAR--->CHRIST 601
TOTAL, ADAM----->CHRIST'S DEATH 4000 Years
The school of Elijah did not only say that there would be 4000 years
to Messiah, however. It also says that there would be 2000 years until
destruction and Messiah's return. There will be 4000 years to Jesus'
death and 2000 years to his return which will be somewhere around the
year 2034 AD
ADJUSTING THE JEWISH CALENDAR
Some may wonder if the above accounting is correct, why isn't the
current year on the Jewish calendar close to the year 6000 if that is
truly the number of years since Adam. Instead the Jews give the
current year as somewhere in the 5760 area. There is thus about a 200
year difference between the dates we have just calculated above
(nearly 6000), and what the present Jewish calendar tells us (about
5760). What is the source of this difference?.
The compilers of the Seder Haddoroth, charged with arranging the
calendar, placed the rebellion of Bar Cochab as beginning at 3892
(from Adam). Now Bar Cochab's false claims to be the Messiah came in
132 A.D. So the Haddoroth compilers made 132 A.D. to be 3892. The
problem is that 132 A.D. was really the year 4130, that is 4130 years
from Adam. 3892 had already occured 238 years ago, in 107 B.C., the
beginning of the Hasmonean Kingdom.
The one thing more than any other which has caused the Jewish mind to
lose clarity and level-headed rationality is the claim of Jesus of
Nazareth to be the Messiah. If the chronology of their fathers had
been followed they would have had to take seriously the words of Jesus
given in the beginning of Mark's gospel: And saying, "The time is
fulfilled..." {MAR 1:15 KJV}
No! they could not do it! The preferred to go with Bar Cochab, one who
claimed to be the Messiah in 132 A.D. Bar Cochab proclaimed himself
Messiah and was accepted by Rabbi Aquiba. He raised the standard of
revolt in Judea and flouted the Romans.
p.s. total history of the earth would be the 7000 years of man and the
5 days of creation before man which would bring the earths age to
12000 years once the 1000 year reign of Christ is complete.
THE TIME CLOCK OF THE 7'S IN DANIEL
Apophis: An asteroid that not only orbits around Passover time(i.e.
passes over) but comes every "week of years" ( 7 years see Daniel). We
know that Apophis will come on April 13, 2029 and then 7 years later
on April 13, 2036 there maybe an impact.
Note the final week is the last orbit of Apophis before it crashes
into the earth.
The final week.
Daniel 9:27 (Amplified Bible)
27And he shall enter into a strong and firm covenant with the many for
one week [seven years]. And in the midst of the week he shall cause
the sacrifice and offering to cease [for the remaining three and one-
half years]; and upon the wing or pinnacle of abominations [shall
come] one who makes desolate, until the full determined end is poured
out on the desolator.
So determine the mid orbit date of Apophis and that should coincide
with the breaking of the treaty. The final orbit of Apophis starts on
the April 13, 2029
Nuclear Weapon set up
Daniel 12:11 (New International Version, ©2011) 11 “From the time that
the daily sacrifice is abolished and the abomination that causes
desolation is set up, there will be 1,290 days.
1290 days from the breaking of the treaty or the mid orbit of Apophis
final orbit will give you this date.
Mark 13 (Amplified Bible)
14But when you see the abomination of desolation mentioned by Daniel
the prophet standing where it ought not to be--[and] let the one who
reads take notice and consider and understand and heed [this]--then
let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains. 15Let him who is on
the housetop not go down into the house nor go inside to take anything
out of his house; 16And let him who is in the field not turn back
again to get his mantle (cloak).
17And alas for those who are pregnant and for those who have
nursing babies in those days! 18Pray that it may not occur in
winter, 19For at that time there will be such affliction
(oppression and tribulation) as has not been from the beginning of the
creation which God created until this particular time--and positively
never will be [again]. 20And unless the Lord had shortened the days,
no human being would be saved (rescued); but for the sake of the
elect, His chosen ones (those whom He [l]picked out for Himself), He
has shortened the days.
This Abomination that causes desolation is some sort of nuclear
device.
144000 Sealed for God
Daniel 12:12 (New International Version, ©2011)
12 Blessed is the one who waits for and reaches the end of the 1,335
days.
45 days after the nuclear device is set up the sealing of the 144000
people will occur.
Revelation 7:4 (New International Version, ©2011)
4 Then I heard the number of those who were sealed: 144,000 from all
the tribes of Israel.
Revelation 14:3 (New International Version, ©2011)
3 And they sang a new song before the throne and before the four
living creatures and the elders. No one could learn the song except
the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth.
Length of time from the daily sacrifices stopped to Jesus' return.
Daniel 8:14 (New International Version, ©2011)
13 Then I heard a holy one speaking, and another holy one said to
him, “How long will it take for the vision to be fulfilled—the vision
concerning the daily sacrifice, the rebellion that causes desolation,
the surrender of the sanctuary and the trampling underfoot of the
LORD’s people?” 14 He said to me, “It will take 2,300 evenings and
mornings; then the sanctuary will be reconsecrated.”
2300 days from when the sacrifices are stopped Jesus will return.
Rapture of the Woman(the true Christians)
Revelation 12:6 (New International Version, ©2011)
6 The woman fled into the wilderness to a place prepared for her by
God, where she might be taken care of for 1,260 days.
Note total length of time from the stopping of the daily sacrifices
till Jesus returns is 2300 days. The Woman is protected from the worst
of the tribulation and is taken out 1260 days before Christ returns
therefore 2300 days-1260 days is equal to 1040 days from when the
daily sacrafices are stopped.
The two Witnesses
Revelation 11:3 (New International Version, ©2011)
3 And I will appoint my two witnesses, and they will prophesy for
1,260 days, clothed in sackcloth.
1040 days after the daily sacrifice is stopped the faithful
Christians(the Woman) is Raptured out of the coming destruction, I
believe that the 2 witnesses will start preaching 1040 days -1260 days
which gives us 220 days before the sacrifices are stopped.
I believe that the rapture of the Woman(faithful) and the rapture of
the 2 witnesses will occur at the same time therefore the 2 witnesses
will start witnessesing 220 days before the daily sacrifice is
stopped. From the daily sacrifice to the rapture is 1040 days. The 2
Witnesses preach for 1260 days. Therefore 1260 days - 1040 days from
the daily sacrifice to the rapture is equal to 220 days before the
daily sacrifice is taken away.
The 2 witnesses are Enoch(Genesis 5:24) and Elijha(2 Kings 2:1) as
both men have never died and were taken to heaven alive for this very
reason. As Jesus was the first of the resurrected then the other
witnesses can not be Moses as he is dead (Joshua 1:2).
Antichrist's destruction
Revelation 13:5 (New International Version, ©2011)
5 The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies
and to exercise its authority for forty-two months.
The beast reigns for 42 prophetic months which is 1260 days before
Christ returns note the Woman(faithful) is taken out of the way before
the beast reigns.
Assuming that the daily sacrifices are stopped 1/2 way during Apophis'
last orbit on the 14 October 2032. The rest can be worked out from
this mid point.
Note both the Jewish calender and our present calenders have been
changed at least once each but the orbit of Apophis seems to be
constant coming around every 7 years and is probably why God chose
Apophis's orbit as the time clock for Daniel i.e. the Passover
asteroid that comes every week of years (7 years). Apophis passes over
near/on Passover.
The 2 witnesses will clarify the dates when they will show up but it
is good to have a rough Idea of future events.
As well they should, m'lord..as well they should. I wish I worked with
a bunch of folks like that. The crap job I took after I got laid off
from the good one is full of theistic idiots. Half of them are
actually questioning their allegiance to their various personal
versions of theistic nonsense..but not in the right way. The "salad
bar" Christians are wondering if they've actually made a mistake
because they didn't prepare, rather than wondering why the whole
fucking thing doesn't make any sense in the first place. Ugh. I'm so
happy that I don't swallow that shit anymore..
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
Charles Taze Russell was indeed the main founder of a legal entity
called Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society; that entity as Russell had
left it when he died in 1916 was virtually destroyed and restructured
by Joseph Rutherford.
Charles Taze Russell was never associated with the Jehovah's Witnesses
organization. Russell did not believe in such sectarian
authoritarianism, and he actively preached against such until the day
he died. Nor did Russell preach the same message as the JWs preach.
http://ctr.reslight.net/?p=799
What Charles Taze Russell preached was that Christians should forsake
sectarianism and belong to Christ. Denominational churches will not
exist in God's Kingdom.
http://ctr.reslight.net/?p=505