The Final Sign
save...@hushmail.com
surely is nigh??? I can't remember which book but my grandmother used
to read the passage to us before bed over and over again and it
stuck....
Anyone who saw the Dateline segment on this disgusting pagan practice
knows what I mean....we cannot have long left in this polluted world.
vivapa...@aol.com
According to Harold Camping, 5-21-2011 for the Rapture and then
10-21-2011 for the end time.
Nostradamus: 12-21-2012.
The Mayans: 12-21-2012.
For the atheist, time probably has ended for them already, but they
just don't realize it. It's like you can't see the forest for the
trees.
LC
<vivapa...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> It's like you can't see the forest for the trees.
Or, in the case of deluded twits like you, distinguish the fairy tales from
reality.
Like this, for example:
"Padre Pio 'faked his stigmata with acid"
http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/article3093806.ece
Neil Kelsey
wrote:
Why would a Catholic give any credence to a mythology of the
Americas(besides the fact that you're deranged, of course) like the
Mayans? Why aren't you talking about how the Haida or the Iriquois did
not predict the end of the world in 2012? And, most importantly, how
do you think you'll profit from your constant fear-mongering?
Rick M
D&SW
"man made global warming"...now THATS fear mongering.
"Neil Kelsey" <neil_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Pastor Dave
save...@hushmail.com spake thusly:
Yea, it's all about you and your time, because a TV show
said so!
Of course, they never had pagan religions before you
were born, right?!
--
The definition of insanity is doing the same things
over and over and expecting different results.
Nosterill
wrote:
> On Mar 23, 4:46�pm, saved2...@hushmail.com wrote:
>
> > Is it not written that when semenancy is practiced freely the end time
> > surely is nigh??? I can't remember which book but my grandmother used
> > to read the passage to us before bed over and over again and it
> > stuck....
>
> > Anyone who saw the Dateline segment on this disgusting pagan practice
> > knows what I mean....we cannot have long left in this polluted world.
>
> According to Harold Camping, 5-21-2011 for the Rapture
So what will you think - assuming that you wake up at home on the
morning of 5-22-2011?
a) The rapture didn't happen and Harold Camping is as big a pillock as
you are?
b) The rapture did happen but you had backed the wrong horse and got
left behind?
c) It was a misprint. What actually occurred was the rupture - careful
how you get out of bed.
save...@hushmail.com
> On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:46:28 -0700 (PDT),
>
> >Is it not written that when semenancy is practiced freely the end time
> >surely is nigh??? I can't remember which book but my grandmother used
> >to read the passage to us before bed over and over again and it
> >stuck....
>
> >Anyone who saw the Dateline segment on this disgusting pagan practice
> >knows what I mean....we cannot have long left in this polluted world.
>
> Yea, it's all about you and your time, because a TV show
> said so!
>
> Of course, they never had pagan religions before you
> were born, right?!
>
Before I was born this was a good Christian country!! Now even a
filthy satanic practice like semenancy is considered "cool" by high
school students?!? You can't tell me that we are not in the end
times.....
Pastor Dave
save...@hushmail.com spake thusly:
Yes I can, because the Bible says it was about their time.
Also, all you do, is look around you and assume that YOUR
view around you, is the worse of the worse that can be!
You think more highly of such small events than you should,
because you need it to be about you, or to you, the Bible
is useless! Without your "prophecy games" that you play,
trying to match the daily news into the Bible, you have
no reason to read the Bible.
I'll tell you what... When you see Christians being hung up
on poles along the road side, tarred and set out in the Sun
in extreme heat and then lit on fire at night to light up
the road, like street lamps and crucified and thrown to
the lions, then let me know, because only then will you
have something to complain about!
In the mean time, you are self important and think that
your time is the center of God's plan and that is vanity,
not proper Biblical interpretation!
I'm sorry this came across harsh, but it sickens me to see
guys like you, who think that they are the center of it all
and then when that's pointed out, try to pretend that
they aren't vain about it! (:
And btw, the Bible does not talk about the U.S. and it is
not about "the planet"! The Greek words behind the words
"earth" and "world" are very rarely the word used for
"the planet" and instead, describe a region! But every
time you see the word "earth" in an English translation,
you assume it means, "the planet", but that isn't true,
any more than my saying that "I planted a tree into
the earth", means that it takes up the whole planet!
--
"Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving
a meal. It's a way to live." - Jackie Windspear
Paul Hands
Wanker. Utter nonsense. I'm just fine. padre pio was a revolting
old fraud.
Paul Hands
I hope you don't. Idiot.
socce...@hushmail.com
wrote:
The dateline show didn't say anything about nostradamus, but it was
nasty! My cousin says this semenancy thing is a fad at her daughter's
school out west...my pastor said it sounded like satanists. I am so
scared for my family....
occupant
>
> - Show quoted text -
But IF it was the FINAL SIGN...doesn't your post disallow it's
existence?
Just sayin'...
And besides, Nennsie NEEDS a hobby.
Mistylein
You just need to rething what it really is.
"Nosterill" <flad...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Mar 24, 10:23 pm, "vivapadre...@aol.com" <vivapadre...@aol.com>
wrote:
Carl
Now the overseer must be above reproach, the husband of but one wife,
temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach,
not given to drunkenness, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not
a lover of money. (NIV)
A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant,
sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; Not
given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient,
not a brawler, not covetous; (KJV)
it behoveth, therefore, the overseer to be blameless, of one wife a
husband, vigilant, sober, decent, a friend of strangers, apt to teach,
not given to wine, not a striker, not given to filthy lucre, but
gentle, not contentious, not a lover of money, (YLT)
Titus 1:6-8
An elder must be blameless, the husband of but one wife, a man whose
children believe and are not open to the charge of being wild and
disobedient. Since an overseer is entrusted with God's work, he must
be blameless - not overbearing, not quick-tempered, not given to
drunkenness, not violent, not pursuing dishonest gain. Rather he must
be hospitable, one who loves what is good, who is self-controlled,
upright, holy and disciplined. (NIV)
If any be blameless, the husband of one wife, having faithful children
not accused of riot or unruly. For a bishop must be blameless, as the
steward of God; not selfwilled, not soon angry, not given to wine, no
striker, not given to filthy lucre; But a lover of hospitality, a
lover of good men, sober, just, holy, temperate; (KJV)
if any one is blameless, of one wife a husband, having children
stedfast, not under accusation of riotous living or insubordinate -
for it behoveth the overseer to be blameless, as God's steward, not
self-pleased, nor irascible, not given to wine, not a striker, not
given to filthy lucre; but a lover of strangers, a lover of good men,
sober-minded, righteous, kind, self-controlled, (YLT)
BISHOP
An overseer, elder, or pastor charged with the responsibility of
spiritual leadership in a local church in New Testament times. Before
the church was founded, the Greek word for bishop was used in a
general sense to refer to local gods as those who watched over people
or countries. The word was later applied to men, including those who
held positions as magistrates or other government offices. And
eventually the term was extended to refer to officials in religious
communities with various functions, including those who supervised the
revenues of pagan temples. The SEPTUAGINT (Greek translation of the
Old Testament) uses bishop to refer to those who exercise power;
sometimes it indicates those who hold positions of authority. It
represents a Hebrew term that refers to those who are overseers or
officers (Num 4:16; Neh 9:9).
In the New Testament, Jesus is called the "Overseer of your souls" (1
Peter 2:25). In this passage the word is associated with the term
shepherd. It is also used to identify the leader of a Christian
community or the one who filled the office of overseer. In Acts 20:28
the elders of the church at Ephesus summoned to meet Paul are
identified as overseers. Their responsibility, given by the Holy
Spirit, was "to shepherd the church of God." In Phil 1 bishops are
associated with deacons, and the qualifications are outlined in 1 Tim
3:2-7 and Titus 1:7-9. Included are standards for his personal and
home life, as well as the bishop's relationships with non-believers.
In Acts 20:17,28 and Titus 1:5,7, the terms bishop and elder are used
synonymously. Also the word bishop, or its related words, appears to
be synonymous with the word shepherd, or its equivalents (Acts 20:28;
1 Peter 2:25; 5:2). In his work, the bishop was to oversee the flock
of God, to shepherd his people, to protect them from enemies, and to
teach, exhort, and encourage. He was to accomplish this primarily by
being an example to his people. He was to do this willingly and with
an eager spirit, not by coercion or for financial gain. To desire a
position as bishop, the apostle Paul declared, was to desire a good
work (1 Tim 3:1). Also see ELDER.
(from Nelson's Illustrated Bible Dictionary)
ELDER
A term used throughout the Bible but designating different ideas at
various times in biblical history. The word may refer to age,
experience, and authority, as well as specific leadership roles. In
ancient times authority was given to older people with wider
experience. These were often considered the most qualified to hold
places of leadership. The basic meaning of the Hebrew and Greek words
for elder is "old age." In the Old Testament those leaders associated
with Moses in governing the nation of Israel were called "the elders
of Israel" (Ex 3:16; 24:1), "the elders of the people" (Ex 19:7), or
the "seventy elders" (Ex 24:1). Moses called these elders together to
give them instructions for the observance of the Passover before the
Exodus from Egypt. Later, after the years of wandering in the
wilderness, bodies of elders ruled in each city. These elders were
viewed as the representatives of the nation and its people. The term
elder eventually came to be applied to those who governed in the local
communities, the rulers of the various tribes, and those who ruled all
of Israel. These leaders were responsible for legal, political and
military guidance and supervision. During the years of Israel's
captivity in Babylon and the following centuries, elders again
appeared as leaders who were responsible for governing in the Jewish
communities. These elders became the upper class, forming a type of
ruling aristocracy. Later in this period, a council of elders of 71
members, called the SANHEDRIN, emerged. This council had both
religious and political authority among all the Jewish people in
Palestine, particularly in New Testament times. The HIGH PRIEST was
the chairman of the Sanhedrin. Local Jewish synagogues, which emerged
in the period between the Old and New Testaments, were also governed
by a council of elders.
A governing structure similar to the ruling elders among the Jews was
followed in the early church. The title elder was continued, but the
significance of the office changed. Thus, the term elder is used in
the New Testament to refer to the Jewish elders of the synagogue, to
the members of the Sanhedrin, and to certain persons who held office
in the church. It also implied seniority by reason of age (1 Tim 5:2;
1 Peter 5:5). The presence of elders in the church in the New
Testament indicates that this office was taken over from the
synagogue. Elders were associated with James in Jerusalem in the local
church's government (Acts 11:30; 21:18) and, with the apostles, in the
decision of the early church council (Acts 15). Elders were also
appointed in the churches established during the apostle Paul's first
missionary journey (Acts 14:23). Paul addressed the elders at Ephesus
(Acts 20:17-35). Elders played an important role in church life
through their ministry to the sick (James 5:14,15). They were
apparently the teachers also in a local congregation. In addition to
ministering to the sick, their duties consisted of explaining the
Scriptures and teaching doctrine (1 Tim 5:17; 1 Peter 5:5).
(from Nelson's Illustrated Bible Dictionary)
Let us consider the qualifications of a Christian Bishop, and then we
shall soon discover who is fit for the office.
1. This Christian Bishop must be blameless; anepileepton, a person
against whom no evil can be proved; one who is everywhere
invulnerable; for the word is a metaphor, taken from the case of an
expert and skillful pugilist, who so defends every part of his body
that it is impossible for his antagonist to give one hit. So this
Christian Bishop is one that has so conducted himself, as to put it
out of the reach of any person to prove that he is either unsound in a
single article of the Christian faith, or deficient in the fulfilment
of any duty incumbent on a Christian. He must be irreprehensible; for
how can he reprove that in others which they can reprove in him?
2. He must be the husband of one wife. He should be a married man, but
he should be no polygamist; and have only one wife, i.e. one at a
time. It does not mean that, if he has been married, and his wife die,
he should never marry another. Some have most foolishly spiritualized
this, and say, that by one wife the church is intended! This silly
quibbling needs no refutation. The apostle's meaning appears to be
this: that he should not be a man who has divorced his wife and
married another; nor one that has two wives at a time. It does not
appear to have been any part of the apostle's design to prohibit
second marriages, of which some have made such a serious business. But
it is natural for some men to tithe mint and cummin in religion, while
they neglect the weightier matters of the law.
3. He must be vigilant; neephaleon, from nee, not and pino, to drink.
Watchful; for as one who drinks is apt to sleep, so he who abstains
from it is more likely to keep awake, and attend to his work and
charge. A Bishop has to watch over the church, and watch for it; and
this will require all his care and circumspection. Instead of
neephaleon, many MSS. read neephalion, this may be the better
orthography, but makes no alteration in the sense.
4. He must be sober; soophrona, prudent, or, according to the
etymology of the word, from soos, sound (healthy), and phreen, mind, a
man of a sound mind; having a good understanding, and the complete
government of all his passions. A Bishop should be a man of learning,
of an extensive and well cultivated mind, dispassionate,
prudent, and sedate.
5. He must be of good behaviour; kosmion, orderly, decent, grave, and
correct in the whole of his appearance, carriage, and conduct. The
preceding term, soophrona, refers to the mind; this latter, kosmion,
to the external manners. A clownish, rude, or boorish man should never
have the rule of the church of God; the sour, the sullen, and the
boisterous should never be invested with a dignity which they would
most infallibly disgrace.
6. He must be given to hospitality; philoxenon, literally, a lover of
strangers; one who is ready to receive into his house and relieve
every necessitous stranger. Hospitality, in those primitive times, was
a great and necessary virtue; then there were few inns, or places of
public entertainment; to those who were noted for benevolence the
necessitous stranger had recourse. A Christian Bishop, professing love
to God and all mankind, preaching a religion, one half of the morality
of which was included in, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself,
would naturally be sought to by those who were in distress and
destitute of friends. To enable them to entertain such, the church
over which they presided must have furnished them with the means.
Such a Bishop as Paul, who was often obliged to labour with his hands
for his own support, could have little to give away. But there is a
considerable difference between an Apostolical Bishop and an
Ecclesiastical Bishop: the one was generally itinerant, the other
comparatively local; the former had neither house nor home, the latter
had both; the Apostolical Bishop had charge of the church of Christ
universally, the Ecclesiastical Bishop of the churches in a particular
district. Such should be addicted to hospitality, or works of charity;
especially in these modern times, in which, besides the
spiritualities, they possess the temporalities, of the church.
7. He should be apt to teach; didaktikon, one capable of teaching; not
only wise himself, but ready to communicate his wisdom to others. One
whose delight is, to instruct the ignorant and those who are out of
the way. He must be a preacher; an able, zealous, fervent, and
assiduous preacher. He is no Bishop who has health and strength, and
yet seldom or never preaches; i.e. if he can preach-if he have the
necessary gifts for the office.
8. An eighth article in his character is, he must not be given to
wine; mee paroinon. This word not only signifies one who is
inordinately attached to wine, a winebibber or tippler, but also one
who is imperious, abusive, insolent, whether through wine or
otherwise. Kypke contends for this latter acceptation here. See his
proofs and examples.
9. He must be no striker; mee pleekteen, not quarrelsome; not ready to
strike a person who may displease him; no persecutor of those who may
differ from him; not prone, as one wittily said: To prove his doctrine
orthodox By apostolic blows and knocks? It is said of Bishop Bonner,
of infamous memory, that, when examining the poor Protestants whom he
termed "heretics", when worsted by them in argument he was used to
smite them with his fists, and sometimes scourge and whip them: But
though he was a most ignorant and consummate savage, yet from such a
scripture as this he might have seen the necessity of surrendering his
mitre.
10. He must not be greedy of filthy lucre; mee aischrokerdee, not
desirous of base gain; not using base and unjustifiable methods to
raise and increase his revenues; not trading or trafficking; for what
would be honourable in a secular character, would be base and
dishonourable in a bishop. Though such a trait should never appear in
the character of a Christian prelate, yet there is much reason to
suspect that the words above are not authentic; they are omitted by
ADFG, many others, the Syriac, all the Arabic, Coptic (and Sahidic),
AEthiopic, Armenian, later Syriac (but it appears in the margin), the
Vulgate and Itala, and by most of the Greek fathers. Griesbach has
left it out of the text, in which it does not appear that it ever had
a legitimate place. The word covetous, which we have below, expresses
all the meaning of this; and it is not likely that the apostle would
insert in the same sentence two words of the same meaning, because
they were different in sound. It appears to have been borrowed from 1
Tim 3:8.
11. He must be patient; epieikee, meek, gentle; the opposite to
pleekteen, a quarrelsome person, which it immediately follows when the
spurious word aischrokerdee is removed. Where meekness and patience do
not reign, gravity cannot exist, and the love of God cannot dwell.
12. He must not be a brawler; amachon, not contentious or litigious,
but quiet and peaceable.
13. He must not be covetous; aphilarguron, not a lover of money; not
desiring the office for the sake of its emoluments. He who loves money
will stick at nothing in order to get it. Fair and foul methods are to
him alike, provided they may be equally productive. For the sake of
reputation he may wish to get all honourably; but if that cannot be,
he will not scruple to adopt other methods. A brother pagan gives him
this counsel: "Get money if thou canst by fair means; if not, get it
by hook and by crook."
(from Adam Clarke's Commentary)
Titus 1:6-8
[If any be blameless] See the notes at 1 Tim 3:2, etc.
[Having faithful children] Whose family is converted to God. It would
have been absurd to employ a man to govern the church whose children
were not in subjection to himself; for it is an apostolic maxim, that
he who cannot rule his own house, cannot rule the church of God; 1 Tim
3:5.
For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of God; not selfwilled,
not soon angry, not given to wine, no striker, not given to filthy
lucre;
[Not self-willed] Mee authadee. Not one who is determined to have his
own way in everything; setting up his own judgment to that of all
others; expecting all to pay homage to his understanding. Such a
governor in the church of God can do little good, and may do much
mischief.
[Not soon angry] Mee orgilon. Not a choleric man; one who is
irritable; who is apt to be inflamed on every opposition; one who has
not proper command over his own temper.
But a lover of hospitality, a lover of good men, sober, just, holy,
temperate;
[A lover of hospitality] Philoxenon. A lover of strangers. See the
note at 1 Tim 3:2. Instead of philoxenon, one manuscript has
philoptoochon, a lover of the poor. That minister who neglects the
poor, but is frequent in his visits to the rich, knows little of his
Master's work, and has little of his Master's spirit.
[A lover of good men] Philagathon. A lover of goodness or of good
things in general.
[Sober] Prudent in all his conduct. Just in all his dealings. Holy in
his heart. Temperate-self-denying and abstemious, in his food and
raiment; not too nice on points of honour, nor magisterially rigid in
the exercise of his ecclesiastical functions. Qualifications rarely
found in spiritual governors.
(from Adam Clarke's Commentary)
Folks, take at look at the qualifications set out by God Himself and
take note of how many of them Dave Raymond violates. It is numerous
enough that he disqualifies himself from any leadership position in
any Christian church. According to God's standards as set out the
verses I cited above, Dave Raymond is not a legitimate "Pastor" nor
qualified to be a leader in any Christian church. Keep those passages
in mind each and every time Dave Raymond tries to claim to be a
"Pastor" while behaving in a ungodly and unholy manner.
May God bless,
Carl
my website -- http://www.nettally.com/saints/
my blog -- http://www.anniemayhem.com/cgi-bin/wordpress/
[Say, Dave, why don't you email Pastor Jim West
(Pas...@CovenantReformedChurch.org) and Dr. Kenneth Gentry
(Kennet...@CompuServe.COM) and discuss Preterism with them so they
may explain in greater detail where you err? Or are you too cowardly
to do so?]
submitt...@yahoo.com
but this semenancy is satanic and must be rooted out from our high
schools before it is too late...I will call my congressman to demand
that the authorities stop this filth! I heard that people wear some
sort of sign to show others they are into "spurt scrying"...so sick!
submitt...@yahoo.com
> 1 Tim 3:2-3
>
> Now the overseer must be above reproach, the husband of but one wife,
> temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach,
> not given to drunkenness, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not
> a lover of money. (NIV)
The semenancers must be stopped! My church has heard reports of this
perversion from all over the state - if high school students are
practicing semenancy here there is not imagining what sickness must be
going on on the coasts. Congress has to ban this "spurt scrying" and
the police need to break up these satanic conspiracies that plague our
land...
just john
Is this the sequel to last night's episode of "South Park"?
Jackpot Julian Jubilee
it very well could be... life after cheesin'
SpurtScry
wrote:
> On Mar 27, 2:06 pm, just john <teuy13...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Mar 27, 1:59 pm, submittothel...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> > > On Mar 27, 12:25 pm, Carl <sai...@nettally.com> wrote:
>
> > > > 1 Tim 3:2-3
>
> > > > Now the overseer must be above reproach, the husband of but one wife,
> > > > temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach,
> > > > not given to drunkenness, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not
> > > > a lover of money. (NIV)
>
> > > The semenancers must be stopped! My church has heard reports of this
> > > perversion from all over the state - if high school students are
> > > going on on the coasts. Congress has to ban this "spurt scrying" and
> > > the police need to break up these satanic conspiracies that plague our
> > > land...
>
Who have we hurt?? Those who know the way have been using this method
of divination since before recorded history. We do not worship satan
and we are not attempting to cast spells. It is only now that people
not formally trained in this art have begun spurt scrying that it has
been seen in the media and everyone has gotten upset. All we wish is
to be left alone to practice our faith as our forefather's did...
Pastor Dave
submitt...@yahoo.com spake thusly:
People seem to think that they are the center of all time!
Lemme guess... to you, this is a sign that this generation
is the generation in the last days, right?
While disgusting, let is just remain ignorant and be idiots,
by not bothering to check and find out that this practice
has been around for thousands of years!
--
Use the force, idiot!
Pastor Dave
submitt...@yahoo.com spake thusly:
>On Mar 27, 12:25 pm, Carl <sai...@nettally.com> wrote:
Look at Carl! Still ranting and raving after all this time!
Boy, I really pissed him off by demolishing his false
doctrine, huh?! <laugh!>
Carl
>
> Look at Carl! Still ranting and raving after all this time!
> Boy, I really pissed him off by demolishing his false
> doctrine, huh?! <laugh!>
First off, you haven't demolished anything other than your own
credibility. Secondly you claimed you had me on your killfile. I guess
that was just another lie on your part. Typical since you lie by
claiming you're a "Pastor" as well.
Folks, take a look at the Biblical standards for a Christian church
leader as set out by God and then look at Dave Raymond's behavior and
you will find he is disqualified from being a leader in any legitimate
Christian church and also is using the title "Pastor" fraudulently.
1 Tim 3:2-3
Now the overseer must be above reproach, the husband of but one wife,
temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach,
not given to drunkenness, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome,
not
a lover of money. (NIV)
A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant,
sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; Not
given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient,
not a brawler, not covetous; (KJV)
it behoveth, therefore, the overseer to be blameless, of one wife a
husband, vigilant, sober, decent, a friend of strangers, apt to
teach,
Titus 1:6-8
(KennethGen...@CompuServe.COM) and discuss Preterism with them so
SODDI the Hateful
"Pastor Dave" <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote in message
news:e1cou3hcqkv82ir49...@4ax.com...
And semenancy is the way Pastor Dave keeps his skin smooth and
young-looking!
Binky@dachshundsausage.com Miss Binky
crosspost this to our group?
I looked it up on Google but all it came back with was a link to this stupid
thread...kinda like Mister Sister when he was looking up that "cakes" thing.
So I'm thinking these nutjobs who are crossposting this crap are making this
up. What's it suppose to be, fortune telling with sperm? Sounds
interesting...please provide instructions.
What is it about us that attracts people who think we give a shit?
--
Miss Binky
"SODDI the Hateful" <nu...@void.net> wrote in message
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Rev. Tom Sane
wrote:
> Okay I gotta ask, what the hell is "semenancy" and why did these losers
> crosspost this to our group?
>
> I looked it up on Google but all it came back with was a link to this stupid
> thread...kinda like Mister Sister when he was looking up that "cakes" thing.
> So I'm thinking these nutjobs who are crossposting this crap are making this
> up. What's it suppose to be, fortune telling with sperm? Sounds
> interesting...please provide instructions.
>
> What is it about us that attracts people who think we give a shit?
>
> --
> Miss Binky
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Pastor Dave" <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:e1cou3hcqkv82ir49...@4ax.com...
> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:50 -0700 (PDT),
>
> >>>Let the semenancers be damned for eternity! Call it whatever you want
> >>>but this semenancy is satanic and must be rooted out from our high
> >>>schools before it is too late...I will call my congressman to demand
> >>>that the authorities stop this filth! I heard that people wear some
> >>>sort of sign to show others they are into "spurt scrying"...so sick!
>
> >> People seem to think that they are the center of all time!
>
> >> Lemme guess... to you, this is a sign that this generation
> >> is the generation in the last days, right?
>
> >> While disgusting, let is just remain ignorant and be idiots,
> >> by not bothering to check and find out that this practice
> >> has been around for thousands of years!
>
> > And semenancy is the way Pastor Dave keeps his skin smooth and
>
> - Show quoted text -
If you really want to know, I'll show you...
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Miss Binky" <Miss Bi...@dachshundsausage.com> wrote in message
news:13uosnj...@corp.supernews.com...
> Okay I gotta ask, what the hell is "semenancy" and why did these losers
> crosspost this to our group?
>
> I looked it up on Google but all it came back with was a link to this
> stupid thread...kinda like Mister Sister when he was looking up that
> "cakes" thing. So I'm thinking these nutjobs who are crossposting this
> crap are making this up. What's it suppose to be, fortune telling with
> sperm? Sounds interesting...please provide instructions.
>
> What is it about us that attracts people who think we give a shit?
>
> --
Miss Binky *fell* for semenancy!!!
Gaia Online SHOOTS & SCORES!
yay
Take That! 4chan!!!
SODDI the Hateful
"Miss Binky" <Miss Bi...@dachshundsausage.com> wrote in message
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> crosspost this to our group?
>
> I looked it up on Google but all it came back with was a link to this
> stupid thread...kinda like Mister Sister when he was looking up that
> "cakes" thing. So I'm thinking these nutjobs who are crossposting this
> crap are making this up. What's it suppose to be, fortune telling with
> sperm? Sounds interesting...please provide instructions.
Why, yes, Miss Binky... yes it is.
Although I'm sure it might actually be utilized in some obscure traditions,
I believe this go-round is like the "jenkums" story... that it is made up
by certain wags to fool the gullible and the gullible have not only run with
the ball, they've made it into a new football league.
Notice it was posted on Usenet christian boards first.
> What is it about us that attracts people who think we give a shit?
We Are That We Are.
Thurisaz, warrior of Thor
> Okay I gotta ask, what the hell is "semenancy" and why did these losers
> crosspost this to our group?
Adult content ahead - warning - get the kids away from the monitor before
you continue.
Supposedly, some people try to read the future from the patterns of a
cumshot on a person's face.
Somehow, just somehow... because this pops up so suddenly, only within the
morontheist covens, and has never been heard of before... I suspect a new
lie for jebus.
--
Thurisaz, warrior of Thor, natural enemy of morontheism
The judgment of morontheism: http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Thurisaz, warrior of Thor" <MAILTOs...@carcosa.de> wrote in message
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Atheists are religiously stuck on zero.
Theists are religiously stuck on zero.
Whazza Difference, HUH?
Zapanaz
>Supposedly, some people try to read the future from the patterns of a
>cumshot on a person's face.
>
>Somehow, just somehow... because this pops up so suddenly
if that was on accident, that was funny.
otherwise, SHAME THE FUCK ON YOU.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Out of kindness comes redness and out of rudeness comes rapid same question, out of an eye comes research, out of selection comes painful cattle.
- Gertrude Stein
:: Currently listening to Echoes, 1971, by Pink Floyd, from "Meddle"
Zapanaz
>What is it about us that attracts people who think we give a shit?
http://www.subgenius.com/Graffix/dobbs.jpg
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"If someone is so fearful that, that they're going
to start using their weapons to protect their rights,
it makes me very nervous that these people have
these weapons at all!"
--Rep. Henry Waxman (D-CA) on MSNBC.
from
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http://www.datasync.com/~ericfree
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GGGNH
Why does this shit have to be cross posted to all these newsgroups. Oh
that's right, you are Satan's spawn.
GGGNH
> Okay I gotta ask, what the hell is "semenancy" and why did these losers
> crosspost this to our group?
>
> I looked it up on Google but all it came back with was a link to this stupid
> thread...kinda like Mister Sister when he was looking up that "cakes" thing.
> So I'm thinking these nutjobs who are crossposting this crap are making this
> up. What's it suppose to be, fortune telling with sperm? Sounds
> interesting...please provide instructions.
>
> What is it about us that attracts people who think we give a shit?
Cause they are the same mentality as the ones who think we will buy porn,
passion parties, shoes, watches,... from their spamming the newsgroups. It
doesn't cost much, they have this computer sitting in front of them, and
they have all this free time.
Crissi-Topper
wrote:
> Okay I gotta ask, what the hell is "semenancy" and why did these losers
> crosspost this to our group?
>
> I looked it up on Google but all it came back with was a link to this stupid
> thread...kinda like Mister Sister when he was looking up that "cakes" thing.
> So I'm thinking these nutjobs who are crossposting this crap are making this
> up. What's it suppose to be, fortune telling with sperm? Sounds
> interesting...please provide instructions.
>
> What is it about us that attracts people who think we give a shit?
>
> --
> Miss Binky
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Pastor Dave" <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:e1cou3hcqkv82ir49...@4ax.com...
> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:50 -0700 (PDT),
>
> >>>Let the semenancers be damned for eternity! Call it whatever you want
> >>>but this semenancy is satanic and must be rooted out from our high
> >>>schools before it is too late...I will call my congressman to demand
> >>>that the authorities stop this filth! I heard that people wear some
> >>>sort of sign to show others they are into "spurt scrying"...so sick!
>
> >> People seem to think that they are the center of all time!
>
> >> Lemme guess... to you, this is a sign that this generation
> >> is the generation in the last days, right?
>
> >> While disgusting, let is just remain ignorant and be idiots,
> >> by not bothering to check and find out that this practice
> >> has been around for thousands of years!
>
> > And semenancy is the way Pastor Dave keeps his skin smooth and
>
> - Show quoted text -
Just wait 'till the "scatanancy" posts start....
Ouroboros_Rex
"Miss Binky" <Miss Bi...@dachshundsausage.com> wrote in message
news:13uosnj...@corp.supernews.com...
> Okay I gotta ask, what the hell is "semenancy" and why did these losers
> crosspost this to our group?
>
> I looked it up on Google but all it came back with was a link to this
> stupid thread...kinda like Mister Sister when he was looking up that
> "cakes" thing. So I'm thinking these nutjobs who are crossposting this
> crap are making this up. What's it suppose to be, fortune telling with
> sperm? Sounds interesting...please provide instructions.
>
> What is it about us that attracts people who think we give a shit?
Could it be the godzillions of man-hours dedicated to a piece of clip art?
=)
Ouroboros_Rex
I have more sympathy for idiots than hateful fake clergy, personally.
Pastor Dave
<nu...@void.net> spake thusly:
Thanks for showing that great love that you claim
that Christians don't have! Bye now!
--
--
Pastor Dave
fall in Egypt, and
they shall take away her multitude, and her foundations
shall be broken down." - Ezekiel 30:3-4 (prophecy about
Egypt, fulfilled in 480 B.C.)
%
"The burden of Babylon, which Isaiah the son of Amoz
did see. Howl ye; for the day of the LORD is at hand;
it shall come as a destruction from the Almighty.
Therefore shall all hands be faint, and every man's
heart shall melt:" - Isaiah 13:1,6-9 (prophecy regarding
Babylon, fulfilled in 539 B.C.)
%
God doesn't call the qu
Pastor Dave
>Okay I gotta ask, what the hell is "semenancy" and why did these losers
>crosspost this to our group?
You don't want to know. :) Let's just say it involves
the type of facial that shouldn't be discussed here
and trying to use psychic abilities.
Pastor Dave
<i...@casual.com> spake thusly:
Translation: "I excuse his actions, even though I know
they're not Christian, while I attack
Pastor Dave, because I don't like it that
he won't say that it's all about me and
my time and yet, I'll pretend to be
acting like a Christian and will say
that I'm not a hypocrite. I'll also keep
making accusations about Dave that
I can't prove, while telling people that
they shouldn't make accusations without
being able to prove them. But hey,
I'm not a hypocrite!"
SODDI the Hateful
Translation of "Pastor" Dave's translation: "I know you are, but what am I?"
Rev. 11D Meow!
My Google found this introduction to
SEMENANCY!
http://www.freewebs.com/splatters/
"Miss Binky" <Miss Bi...@dachshundsausage.com> wrote in message
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submitt...@yahoo.com
> Your Google is fried.
> My Google found this introduction to
>
> "Miss Binky" <Miss Bi...@dachshundsausage.com> wrote in messagenews:13uosnj...@corp.supernews.com...
>
Owwww.....that is soooo disgusting!! I showed it to my niece though,
and she said it was a different style of witchcraft than what all her
young girlfriends practiced. She said the way they do it around here
they have to judge how salty the stuff is too and then something about
rhythm I didn't get....My niece said she'd only tried it a couple of
times with her boyfriend and they didn't mean it like real witchcraft
but I told her at the moment she received seed offered to satan God
hated her just as much as he hated the committed semenancer.
How few good Americans know about this depraved practice?? If there
are any Christians in Europe do THEY know the danger posed by the
spread of semenancy?? What can good Christians everywhere do to warn
the world before it is too late???
Zapanaz
On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:02:44 -0700 (PDT), submitt...@yahoo.com
wrote:
>What can good Christians everywhere do to warn
>the world before it is too late???
pray real hard.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
'Fuck' is between 'frustrate' and
'fulfill'.
- CPM spell checker
:: Currently listening to Musica Celestis, 2007, by Aaron Kernis, from "Echoes"
Rev. 11D Meow!
"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
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>
> On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:02:44 -0700 (PDT), submitt...@yahoo.com
> wrote:
>
>>What can good Christians everywhere do to warn
>>the world before it is too late???
>
>
ifypfy
H.P. Huey
There are about 12 SubChurch-related people I'd like to kick in the
crotch so hard, my boot got buried up to the ankle. Meow is #9. The rest
of you are more or less "okay," but I have an alternate list of 6 more,
so watch your MUFUGGIN' STEP. Smile, Jesus loves you, ya damn idjits.
--
HellPope Huey
When she brought out the chicken,
he knew it had become sexual
"Nature gave us other things that are bad to smoke,
like oregano, magnesium and puffer fish...
in nature, all animals drink, but none roll a fatty."
~ Lewis Black
"Those Acts of God really stick it in
and break it off, don't they?"
~ "From Dusk 'Til Dawn"
Rev. 11D Meow!
"H.P. Huey" <HellPo...@BOOM.net> wrote in message
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>
> There are about 12 SubChurch-related people I'd like to kick in the
> crotch so hard, my boot got buried up to the ankle. Meow is #9. The rest
> of you are more or less "okay," but I have an alternate list of 6 more, so
> watch your MUFUGGIN' STEP. Smile, Jesus loves you, ya damn idjits.
>
Welcome To The Cock-Yank Circus, Fren...
Preventer of Work
Looks to me like somebody got fooled by a crock website.
Wait till they find
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
submitt...@yahoo.com
> Looks to me like somebody got fooled by a crock website.
> Wait till they findhttp://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
You think I am deluded well the only reason anyone would make a sheep
dating spoof is because we all know that such bestial perversion
really is common! We have yet to hear any reports of bestial semenancy
but surely there are no limits in this sick world....