Disclaimer: P-Chan and Ranma 1/2 belong to Rumiko Takahashi, and are being
borrowed for this story
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Non-Reality 1/2
8:18 p.m. Central time, September 8, 1998.
McGwire hits the 62nd home run. A liner, just over the left-field wall into
a storage area. No fans had a chance to get at the historic ball.
At least, no one thought so.
Later that night, a small black pig exits the stadium with a bump on his
head and a baseball in his mouth, thinking, "Where the hell am I now?"
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*** NOTE: Written before the fate of the actual ball was known.... hey, for
all we knew at the time, it could have wound up finding its way into an
alternate dimension....
*A small brown cabbit wails because of the nasty lump on its head
*"That's what you get for playing near my dimensional generator," said Washu
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