Im shopping a drunk driver
sir.tony
If I see anyone driving wobbly on the road, I will report them to the
police.
Be warned "drunk drivers", I will get u(mother f~##ers).
U all ride safely, now ;-)
Andy Bonwick
> "sir.tony" <asb_commu...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Drunk drivers are evil. They should strung-up in public.
>>
>>If I see anyone driving wobbly on the road, I will report them to the
>>police.
>>
>>Be warned "drunk drivers", I will get u(mother f~##ers).
>
>I truly hope one of the drunk drivers out there kills you soon, you dull
>cunt. At a push I'd settle for you being crippled enough so you can't
>type.
I'd sooner he was crippled but retained the ability to type so he
can tell us and I can have a laugh at the soft bastard.
--
Andy Bonwick
ZX9RE1
BOTAFOT#22,BONY#22,MRO#22,IBW#12,UKRMFBC#6,chi#2,UKRMRM#4
BOB#7,BOTAFOF#4398723498723.3,Mirtth#30,FTB#2
Andy Bonwick
snip>
>
>Don't know why I've suddenly remember this...
>
>When I was in hospital one time there was an old boy opposite. He was
>desperate for a crap so they put him on a wheelchair with a hole in the
>seat to push him to the toilet. He was old and confused and evacuated
>his bowels as soon as they put him in the wheelchair... My how I
>laughed.
One of the few high spots of my stay in hospital was feeding a
gerry rotten grapes and hearing him shouting for the nurse to
bring a bedpan and then the inevitable sob of "too late".
steve auvache
> "sir.tony" <asb_commu...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Drunk drivers are evil. They should strung-up in public.
>>
>>If I see anyone driving wobbly on the road, I will report them to the
>>police.
>>
>>Be warned "drunk drivers", I will get u(mother f~##ers).
>
>cunt. At a push I'd settle for you being crippled enough so you can't
>type.
That really isn't very nice.
--
steve auvache
Hog
> When I was in hospital one time there was an old boy opposite. He was
> desperate for a crap so they put him on a wheelchair with a hole in
> the seat to push him to the toilet. He was old and confused and
> evacuated his bowels as soon as they put him in the wheelchair... My
> how I laughed.
I'm really looking forward to your autobiography!
--
Hog (remove bondage to email)
'89 R100RS GSXR1000K2 (sick)
BOB#5 OSOS#31 COFF#22 BOTAFOT#122
steve auvache
> steve auvache <dont...@thecow.me.uk> wrote:
>
>>>I truly hope one of the drunk drivers out there kills you soon, you dull
>>>cunt. At a push I'd settle for you being crippled enough so you can't
>>>type.
>>
>>
>>That really isn't very nice.
>
>
>It's from the heart by the way.
I don't doubt it for as moment.
You know, sometimes I envy your simple minded philosophy and manner.
--
steve auvache
nehpetsthegrey
<asb_commu...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>Drunk drivers are evil. They should strung-up in public.
>
>If I see anyone driving wobbly on the road, I will report them to the
>police.
>
>Be warned "drunk drivers", I will get u(mother f~##ers).
If your driving is as good as your english and typing you can expect
to be shopped tomorrow.
You sad, sad low life.
--
Now as grey as gandalf, but not quite as old!!!
mb
<dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
news:6gcurv873hmtl7285...@4ax.com...
> "sir.tony" <asb_commu...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Drunk drivers are evil. They should strung-up in public.
> >
> >If I see anyone driving wobbly on the road, I will report them to the
> >police.
> >
> >Be warned "drunk drivers", I will get u(mother f~##ers).
>
> cunt. At a push I'd settle for you being crippled enough so you can't
> type.
Heretic. Stone the unbeliever!
WTF has sir.tony ever done to you?
--
Mike
FJ1200 (Porky Torquey)
GTS1000 (Two rear ends)
AndrewR
news:90purv4cn05lgt5eu...@4ax.com...
<SNIP>
> Unfortunately I'm not joining this new sir.tony "thing". Maybe it's
> because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something?
That, and it's wank.
--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.
steve auvache
That is as maybe but what are we going to do about sir.tony?
--
steve auvache
darsy
<and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
>news:90purv4cn05lgt5eu...@4ax.com...
>
>> Unfortunately I'm not joining this new sir.tony "thing". Maybe it's
>> because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something?
>
>That, and it's wank.
it's a london sumtin', see?
--
d.
Pip
>Unfortunately I'm not joining this new sir.tony "thing". Maybe it's
>because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something?
Fucking right on, Brother Burnt.
I'm with you on this one.
--
Pip, Hairy Gfedcker. RF 900RR, Ruff and Rattly.
WS* DFWAG#0 IbW#27* DIAABTCOD#15 GP#0 EKP FUB#4 MKA+E#3
ANORAK#8 MIRTTH#15 BOTAFOT/F#47/34a BONY#13 KotMIB# <space>
UKRMRM#14 TWA#2
ogden
--
ogden
gsf1200, chi#0, tppfatuicg#20, botafot#132
"bear baiting - a bygone sport"
Old Fart at Play
> Drunk drivers are evil. They should strung-up in public.
>
> If I see anyone driving wobbly on the road, I will report them to the
> police.
>
> Be warned "drunk drivers", I will get u(mother f~##ers).
S*I*R.T*O*N*Y,
Did you report Mr. T664?
Wobbly is an adjective, not an adverb. I appreciate that you are
only learning English but if no-one points out your mistakes you
will never learn. You should also write "I shall...."
Perhaps you could clarify your statement.
Do you intend to "get" only drunken drivers who are also
motherfuckers? That would be a rather specialised subject
for a vigilante.
Oedipus Wrecks Lives!
> U all ride safely, now ;-)
That statement is rather annoying.
--
Roger.
mb
<dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
news:vsovrvcl5d7nbvu96...@4ax.com...
> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> ><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
> >news:90purv4cn05lgt5eu...@4ax.com...
> >
> ><SNIP>
> >
> >> Unfortunately I'm not joining this new sir.tony "thing". Maybe it's
> >> because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something?
> >
> >That, and it's wank.
>
> enough to try to ingratiate myself with a bunch of fuckwits by copying
> their latest meme.
Party-pooper :-P
Do you always take things so seriously?
mb
<dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
news:0rqvrvonpip7bb9tc...@4ax.com...
> >> enough to try to ingratiate myself with a bunch of fuckwits by copying
> >> their latest meme.
> >
> >Party-pooper :-P
> >Do you always take things so seriously?
>
>
Good grief, somebody's grumpy...
dwb
<dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
news:0rqvrvonpip7bb9tc...@4ax.com...
>
> >> And even if it wasn't wank, with all due respect I wouldn't be sad
> >> enough to try to ingratiate myself with a bunch of fuckwits by copying
> >> their latest meme.
> >
> >Party-pooper :-P
> >Do you always take things so seriously?
>
> Only when it involves fuckwits.
What if you were the focus of the meme?
ogden
>
> sir.tony wrote:
>
> > U all ride safely, now ;-)
>
> That statement is rather annoying.
>
mb
<dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
news:jksvrvkncjv0899bh...@4ax.com...
> "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote:
>
> >
> ><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
> >news:0rqvrvonpip7bb9tc...@4ax.com...
> >> "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> ><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
> >>
> >> >> And even if it wasn't wank, with all due respect I wouldn't be sad
> >> >> enough to try to ingratiate myself with a bunch of fuckwits by
copying
> >> >> their latest meme.
> >> >
> >> >Party-pooper :-P
> >> >Do you always take things so seriously?
> >>
> >> Only when it involves fuckwits.
> >>
> >
> >Good grief, somebody's grumpy...
>
>
> But christ, I'm not as humourous as you. Obviously.
Obviously.
>
> I mean, just look at the spam trap you employ: "Remove my panties to
> email me" har-har-har. Height of fucking wit, innit.
>
> Cunt.
>
Apparently you have no sense of humour. You are a miserable git.
And it's not "remove *my* panties..." you crass piece of shit.
"Maybe it's
because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something"
Prolly why you use the word "fuckwit" ...innit?
Pip
wrote:
><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
>news:jksvrvkncjv0899bh...@4ax.com...
>> I mean, just look at the spam trap you employ: "Remove my panties to
>> email me" har-har-har. Height of fucking wit, innit.
>>
>> Cunt.
>Apparently you have no sense of humour. You are a miserable git.
>And it's not "remove *my* panties..." you crass piece of shit.
>
>"Maybe it's
>because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something"
>
>Prolly why you use the word "fuckwit" ...innit?
Flounce achieved, I believe.
mb
"Pip" <p...@ukrm.net> wrote in message
news:9920svcnkpl9jsik9...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 01:51:53 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> wrote:
>
> ><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
> >news:jksvrvkncjv0899bh...@4ax.com...
>
> >> I mean, just look at the spam trap you employ: "Remove my panties to
> >> email me" har-har-har. Height of fucking wit, innit.
> >>
> >> Cunt.
>
> >Apparently you have no sense of humour. You are a miserable git.
> >And it's not "remove *my* panties..." you crass piece of shit.
> >
> >"Maybe it's
> >because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something"
> >
> >Prolly why you use the word "fuckwit" ...innit?
>
> Flounce achieved, I believe.
>
>
Ginge
> Apparently you have no sense of humour. You are a miserable git.
> And it's not "remove *my* panties..." you crass piece of shit.
Is it perhaps, help you not get them in a bunch?
Pip
wrote:
>"Pip" <p...@ukrm.net> wrote in message
>news:9920svcnkpl9jsik9...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 01:51:53 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
>> wrote:
<snipperoo>
>> >Apparently you have no sense of humour. You are a miserable git.
>> >And it's not "remove *my* panties..." you crass piece of shit.
>> >
>> >"Maybe it's
>> >because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something"
>> >
>> >Prolly why you use the word "fuckwit" ...innit?
>>
>> Flounce achieved, I believe.
>OK, that's a whoosh, WTF are you talking about?
It depends what whooshed you, really. If it was my use of the word
"flounce" then google is your friend.
If it was my congratulation of Mr. Burnt, then re-read the foregoing
(and now cleanly snipped) part of the thread leading to mb's explosion
above.
One has to take one's amusement where one can, these days.
mb
> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 02:21:27 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >"Pip" <p...@ukrm.net> wrote in message
> >news:9920svcnkpl9jsik9...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 01:51:53 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> >> wrote:
>
> <snipperoo>
>
> >> >Apparently you have no sense of humour. You are a miserable git.
> >> >And it's not "remove *my* panties..." you crass piece of shit.
> >> >
> >> >"Maybe it's
> >> >because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something"
> >> >
> >> >Prolly why you use the word "fuckwit" ...innit?
> >>
> >> Flounce achieved, I believe.
>
> >OK, that's a whoosh, WTF are you talking about?
>
> It depends what whooshed you, really. If it was my use of the word
> "flounce" then google is your friend.
Ah well, it was meant to rhyme... so maybe you were the whooshee?
>
> If it was my congratulation of Mr. Burnt, then re-read the foregoing
> (and now cleanly snipped)
<fx: round of applause>
>....part of the thread leading to mb's explosion above.
>
>
So, let me get this straight; "Mr. Burnt" can call me a fuckwit (several
times) and a cunt, but when I reply in kind, then I am said to have
"flounced"?
Interesting.
mb
"Ginge" <gingeSP...@stopthevoices.org.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1a2a1f0f8...@news.clara.net...
Errr?
Bartender, pint of what Ginge is drinking.
Ginge
>
> "Ginge" <gingeSP...@stopthevoices.org.uk> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1a2a1f0f8...@news.clara.net...
> > In article <bpp0bd$1r8oj2$1...@ID-214351.news.uni-berlin.de>, mb says...
> >
> > > Apparently you have no sense of humour. You are a miserable git.
> > > And it's not "remove *my* panties..." you crass piece of shit.
> >
> > Is it perhaps, help you not get them in a bunch?
>
> Errr?
> Bartender, pint of what Ginge is drinking.
>
Budvar.
A fine choice, sir.
Platypus
You should try some of this rum that I acquired in Calais. V nice.
--
Platypus - Faster Than Champ
VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15
Ginge
> > > Bartender, pint of what Ginge is drinking.
> > >
> >
> > Budvar.
> >
> > A fine choice, sir.
> >
>
> You should try some of this rum that I acquired in Calais. V nice.
No ta. As much as I like rum I'm not really doing 'drinking' until
christmas, just thought I'd have *a* beer before I potter off to bed as
it is the weekend. :o)
That said there's a work pissup next week so I'm not strictly avoiding
drink.
Wizard
(exileP...@zeelandnet.nl) says...
> So, let me get this straight; "Mr. Burnt" can call me a fuckwit (several
> times) and a cunt, but when I reply in kind, then I am said to have
> "flounced"?
> Interesting.
The UKRM rules governing when one can claim a flounce (or a rattle
throw) make Mornington Crescent look straightforward.
--
<8) Watford Wizard | 85.6 x 33.5 inches of empty tarmac
COFF#24 BOTAFOT#138 STG#1 BREast#5 DFV#11 ANORAK#17
23.4714% - Geek
sweller
> And, depending on your age went around saying "great, super",
> "milkey-milkey" or some such similar catch-phrase
"Milkey milkey" rings a vague bell, but not sure where or why.
Any explanations? Someone throw me a frickin bone here.
--
Simon
Brighton | MYSOB: http://www.sweller.co.uk/sob/
England | MZSOB: http://www.mztech.fsnet.co.uk/
sweller
> >> And, depending on your age went around saying "great, super",
> >> "milkey-milkey" or some such similar catch-phrase
> >
> > "Milkey milkey" rings a vague bell, but not sure where or why.
> >
> > Any explanations? Someone throw me a frickin bone here.
>
> Punt and Dennis in some earlier iteration I believe. Something on the
> TV around the early to mid 90s (I think). I didn't watch it but
> observed fuckwits repeating it parrot fashion to the mirth of those
> around them.
A-haa
William Grainger
sweller <n...@mztech.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>dead...@burnt.org.uk wrote:
>
>> And, depending on your age went around saying "great, super",
>> "milkey-milkey" or some such similar catch-phrase
>
>"Milkey milkey" rings a vague bell, but not sure where or why.
>
>Any explanations? Someone throw me a frickin bone here.
A character from Mary Whitehouse Experience.
steve auvache
>
><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
>
>>
>> I mean, just look at the spam trap you employ: "Remove my panties to
>> email me" har-har-har. Height of fucking wit, innit.
>>
>> Cunt.
>>
>
>Apparently you have no sense of humour. You are a miserable git.
>And it's not "remove *my* panties..." you crass piece of shit.
>
>"Maybe it's
>because I'm not desperate enough to want to belong to something"
>
>Prolly why you use the word "fuckwit" ...innit?
MWHID.
--
steve auvache
steve auvache
>>>Prolly why you use the word "fuckwit" ...innit?
>>
>>MWHID.
>
>
>You've had fuck all to do with this you senile old cunt.
I claim part responsibility. My reminding the world; sir.tony is,
despite allegations and some fairly convincing evidence to the contrary,
not gay, has only served to wind others up a little more. Time to move
on.
--
steve auvache
steve auvache
>
>Time for you to move on? Here's hoping.
lol.
--
steve auvache
Andy Bonwick
<exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote:
snip>
>
>Heretic. Stone the unbeliever!
>WTF has sir.tony ever done to you?
He's a tosser. I'd rate him alongside a CG125 when it comes to
being fucking useless.
--
Andy Bonwick
ZX9RE1
BOTAFOT#22,BONY#22,MRO#22,IBW#12,UKRMFBC#6,chi#2,UKRMRM#4
BOB#7,BOTAFOF#4398723498723.3,Mirtth#30,FTB#2
Andy Bonwick
<exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote:
snip>
>
>So, let me get this straight; "Mr. Burnt" can call me a fuckwit (several
>times) and a cunt, but when I reply in kind, then I am said to have
>"flounced"?
>Interesting.
It's just the way things happen around here. Eventually you'll
either deal with it or fuck off.
steve auvache
>On Sat, 22 Nov 2003 14:12:40 +0100, "mb"
><exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote:
>snip>
>>
>>Heretic. Stone the unbeliever!
>>WTF has sir.tony ever done to you?
>
>He's a tosser. I'd rate him alongside a CG125 when it comes to
>being fucking useless.
Now, I am no great fan of gods own motorcycle but I think you have gone
a little too far there. Really.
--
steve auvache
mb
"Andy Bonwick" <a.bo...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:gti1sv4c2u78pf2j6...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 02:46:06 +0100, "mb"
> <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote:
> snip>
> >
> >So, let me get this straight; "Mr. Burnt" can call me a fuckwit (several
> >times) and a cunt, but when I reply in kind, then I am said to have
> >"flounced"?
> >Interesting.
>
> It's just the way things happen around here. Eventually you'll
> either deal with it or fuck off.
>
Noted.
And I would just like to take this opportunity to recommend
fifteen...@hushmail.com for some spam of their own.
fifteen...@hushmail.com is the e-mail address of one of many Viagra
spammers.
steve auvache
> then there's the complete
>immunity of 'The Goils' to criticism,
Which is only fucking right and proper.
FFS if you keep a fucking dog you are responsible for it aren't you,
even under fucking french law?
--
steve auvache
steve auvache
>steve auvache <dont...@thecow.me.uk> wrote ...
>>>then there's the complete immunity of 'The Goils' to criticism,
>
>> Which is only fucking right and proper.
>>
>> FFS if you keep a fucking dog you are responsible for it aren't you, even
>> under fucking french law?
>
Only for those purposes not associated with calling you a cunt.
>bitch ?
Never. Always happy and bright I am.
--
steve auvache
mb
"Des Coughlan" <genuine...@zeouane.org> wrote in message
news:pgv691-...@zeouane.org...
> mb <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote ...
>
> { snip }
>
>
>Not to mention your bike being called 'an underpowered shed'
>
Damn.
The GTS *is* an underpowered shed, but it does have the most powerful brakes
on the road...
sweller
> > then there's the complete immunity of 'The Goils' to criticism,
>
> This is not true. Have you missed the fact that I take every
> opportunity to flame BRC for being a tedious, feeble-minded Northern
> wench?
..and Lesley, she gets a bit. But she's from Liverpool, tends to rise to
the bait and come over a holier than thou.
Charders gets defended, but I'm not completely sure why, but I have an
idea.
sweller
> > > Heretic. Stone the unbeliever!
> > > WTF has sir.tony ever done to you?
> >
> > He's a tosser. I'd rate him alongside a CG125 when it comes to
> > being fucking useless.
>
> Now, I am no great fan of gods own motorcycle but I think you have gone
> a little too far there. Really.
No, you know I don't think he has.
steve auvache
>steve auvache <dont...@thecow.me.uk> wrote ...
>
>>>>>then there's the complete immunity of 'The Goils' to criticism,
>
>>>> Which is only fucking right and proper.
>>>>
>>>> FFS if you keep a fucking dog you are responsible for it aren't you, even
>>>> under fucking french law?
>
>>>I thought you were ignoring me,
>
>> Only for those purposes not associated with calling you a cunt.
>
Not at all. In fact when it comes to opportunities and such like I'd
say I had plenty to choose from and it has only been a couple of
minutes.
--
steve auvache
mb
"Ben" <sp...@randygerbil.com> wrote in message
news:ocn1svkj2gg1q0g03...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 16:18:28 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> wrote:
>
8<
> You might want to go and look at who Hushmail are.
>
Damn, advanced spam filters. Bunch of hypocrites.
mb
> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 17:33:27 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Ben" <sp...@randygerbil.com> wrote in message
> >news:ocn1svkj2gg1q0g03...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 16:18:28 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >8<
> >> You might want to go and look at who Hushmail are.
> >>
> >
> >Damn, advanced spam filters. Bunch of hypocrites.
>
> send out the spam.
>
Er, yes. I know.
The bastards are using Hushmail to filter out spam for themselves, while
they are sending loads of it out.
> In fact, it's probably a forged address.
>
Nah, it's from their website:
http://www.rallytabs.biz/
mb
> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 17:33:27 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Ben" <sp...@randygerbil.com> wrote in message
> >news:ocn1svkj2gg1q0g03...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 16:18:28 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >8<
> >> You might want to go and look at who Hushmail are.
> >>
> >
> >Damn, advanced spam filters. Bunch of hypocrites.
>
> send out the spam.
>
Er, yes. I know.
The bastards are using Hushmail to filter out spam for themselves, while
they're sending loads of it out.
> In fact, it's probably a forged address.
>
Nah, it's from their website:
http://www.rallytabs.biz/
--
Hog
> "Des Coughlan" <genuine...@zeouane.org> wrote in message
> news:pgv691-...@zeouane.org...
> > mb <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote ...
> >
> > { snip }
> >
> >
> > Not to mention your bike being called 'an underpowered shed'
> >
>
> Damn.
> The GTS *is* an underpowered shed, but it does have the most powerful
> brakes on the road...
I've read about this. Did they have an ABS version? or perhaps they all
were. IIRC it was a record rate of retardation, does it still stand.
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Champ
wrote:
>
><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
>> >Party-pooper :-P
>> >Do you always take things so seriously?
>>
>> Only when it involves fuckwits.
>>
>
>Good grief, somebody's grumpy...
Burnt was borm grumpy
hth
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Hog
> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 00:12:24 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >
> > <dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
>
> > > > Party-pooper :-P
> > > > Do you always take things so seriously?
> > >
> > > Only when it involves fuckwits.
> > >
> >
> > Good grief, somebody's grumpy...
>
> Burnt was borm
Not everyone is going to believe this
mb
"Hog" <hog...@ukrm.net> wrote in message
news:bpqp7f$1q9vf6$1...@ID-105725.news.uni-berlin.de...
> mb wrote:
> > "Des Coughlan" <genuine...@zeouane.org> wrote in message
> > news:pgv691-...@zeouane.org...
> > > mb <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl> wrote ...
> > >
> > > { snip }
> > >
> > >
> > > Not to mention your bike being called 'an underpowered shed'
> > >
> >
> > Damn.
> > The GTS *is* an underpowered shed, but it does have the most powerful
> > brakes on the road...
>
> I've read about this. Did they have an ABS version? or perhaps they all
> were. IIRC it was a record rate of retardation, does it still stand.
>
>
There are versions with and without ABS. It was probably the ABS version
they were testing here:
http://www.mts.net/~neelin/motorcycle/biblio.html about halfway down the
page under heading "Stop Action--Yesterday's today's and tomorrow's brakes".
The closest I've seen to this (for 60-0) is 107 feet from a Triumph Speed
Triple.
Mined ewe, if you saw the size of the disk and caliper, then you'd
understand why :-)
mb
"Champ" <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 00:12:24 +0100, "mb" <exileP...@zeelandnet.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >
> ><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
>
> >> >Party-pooper :-P
> >> >Do you always take things so seriously?
> >>
> >> Only when it involves fuckwits.
> >>
> >
> >Good grief, somebody's grumpy...
>
> Burnt was borm grumpy
>
>
So I see.
> Racing : www.team-ukrm.com.
If you want any NDT (non-destructive testing) doing on various bike bits,
then let me know.
i.e. Radiography, Ultrasonics, Magnetic Particle Inspection, Dye Penetrant
Inspection, Eddy Current Inspection.
All the big car teams have this done :-)
Hog
> There are versions with and without ABS. It was probably the ABS
> version they were testing here:
> http://www.mts.net/~neelin/motorcycle/biblio.html about halfway down
> the page under heading "Stop Action--Yesterday's today's and
> tomorrow's brakes". The closest I've seen to this (for 60-0) is 107
> feet from a Triumph Speed Triple.
> Mined ewe, if you saw the size of the disk and caliper, then you'd
> understand why :-)
Well BMW are rumoured to be working on a high power sportsbike with a
Hossack or R1150 type front end. Wonder if they will do something
interesting.
What is the GTS engine again, can't remember. R1 or Thundercat.
Is it possible to get spares for them at all?
mb
> mb wrote:
>
> > There are versions with and without ABS. It was probably the ABS
> > version they were testing here:
> > http://www.mts.net/~neelin/motorcycle/biblio.html about halfway down
> > the page under heading "Stop Action--Yesterday's today's and
> > tomorrow's brakes". The closest I've seen to this (for 60-0) is 107
> > feet from a Triumph Speed Triple.
> > Mined ewe, if you saw the size of the disk and caliper, then you'd
> > understand why :-)
>
> Well BMW are rumoured to be working on a high power sportsbike with a
> Hossack or R1150 type front end. Wonder if they will do something
> interesting.
I've heard about that.
>
> What is the GTS engine again, can't remember. R1 or Thundercat.
> Is it possible to get spares for them at all?
>
>
It's an FZR1000 engine, detu^H^Hretuned because it doesn't have the EXUP
valve, but does have FI and a cat. convertor.
Any spares I've ordered (not much admittedly), have arrived after 2 days.
Champ
wrote:
>If you want any NDT (non-destructive testing) doing on various bike bits,
>then let me know.
>i.e. Radiography, Ultrasonics, Magnetic Particle Inspection, Dye Penetrant
>Inspection, Eddy Current Inspection.
>All the big car teams have this done :-)
Cheers - thanks for the offer
shaun o'connor
> wrote:
>
> >
> ><dead...@burnt.org.uk> wrote in message
>
> >> >Party-pooper :-P
> >> >Do you always take things so seriously?
> >>
> >> Only when it involves fuckwits.
> >>
> >
> >Good grief, somebody's grumpy...
>
> Burnt was borm grumpy
>
> hth
Champ
<shau...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>
>"Champ" <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
>> Burnt was borm grumpy
>>
>> hth
>borm?
yes, borm. Like born, but mis-typed.
Zymurgy
> dead...@burnt.org.uk wrote
> > <snip>
> >
> >Don't know why I've suddenly remember this...
> >
> >When I was in hospital one time there was an old boy opposite. He was
> >desperate for a crap so they put him on a wheelchair with a hole in the
> >seat to push him to the toilet. He was old and confused and evacuated
> >his bowels as soon as they put him in the wheelchair... My how I
> >laughed.
>
> One of the few high spots of my stay in hospital was feeding a
> gerry rotten grapes and hearing him shouting for the nurse to
> bring a bedpan and then the inevitable sob of "too late".
I'm sorry guys, call me an old spoilsport, a miserable b*stard or i'm
taking this completely out of context, but I can't see any humour in
this. The only thing my stay in hospital did was reinforce my view
that there's no reason for anyone to become a nurse.
They have to clear up little 'accidents' like this, wipe peoples
arses, take abuse and violence from patients, for a pittance of a wage
and no thanks.
Why do it ?
Paul.
simonk
> They have to clear up little 'accidents' like this, wipe peoples
> arses, take abuse and violence from patients, for a pittance of a wage
> and no thanks.
>
> Why do it ?
>
> Paul.
Because they're not cool enough to be in IT
--
simonk | rsv-mille
Pip
<genuine...@zeouane.org> wrote:
>Ben Blaney <benb...@ukrm.net> wrote ...
>> Des wibbled:
>>>Other little 'quirks' is that the exact
>>>same bike can be a 'piece of shite' when owned by one person, and a
>>>'fantastic machine' when owned by another.
>
>> Would you care to provide google references to this, because I've never
>> seen this happen.
>
>I don't recall when it was, and as it was a _common_ bike in both cases,
>i.e. a Bandit 12, I'm not about to trawl through several hundred thousand
>google posts. I think it was Bear who told Pip that his Bandit 12 was a
>'fantastic stunt bike', not long after telling someone else that a Bandit
>was a piece of shit ...
To be honest, Des, I don't think I have ever read any serious
criticism of the Bandit 12 on uk.r.m. Yes, it is generally
acknowledged that they could do with some assistance in the
going-round-corners-at-speed department, as the stock suspension is a
bit soggy at best. The biggest point of criticism has always been the
tank range which is a bit sad at 100 miles (160km, to save you
decimalising it) - but that is no worse than several other bikes, such
as the Firestorm or Hornet 900.
Bear was (is) a big fan of the B12, due to its "stomp" and short
wheelbase, which make wheelies compulsory. I certainly loved mine to
bits, just for its grin factor and the way it made me feel to ride it.
I have never seen Bear criticise the B12 - and if I had, be assured
that I would have taken him to task on it.
The Bandit 600, OTOH ...
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Zymurgy
>
> > They have to clear up little 'accidents' like this, wipe peoples
> > arses, take abuse and violence from patients, for a pittance of a wage
> > and no thanks.
> >
> > Why do it ?
>
Ah, ok then.
Thanks for clearing that up. (so to speak ;-)
And what makes you think I don't spend all day wiping arses in IT ?!
Cheers,
Paul.