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JPM III

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Dec 24, 2003, 1:30:13 PM12/24/03
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As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Aragorn. It
seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Aragorn, son of
Arathorn, descended from Isildur and heir to the throne of Gondor. You have
a deep family history that reaches into past ages, you give hope to men and
keep none for yourself, and you want to marry my daughter.

The other life is lived in the shadows, where you go by the ranger alias
"Strider" and are guilty of virtually every violation of kingship we have a
law for. One of these lives has a future with my daughter, and one of them
does not.

I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Aragorn. You're here because
we need your help. We know that you've been contacted by a certain
individual, a hobbit who calls himself Frodo Baggins. Now whatever you think
you know about this hobbit is irrelevant. He is considered by many
authorities to be carrying out the most dangerous burden of all: the One
Ring of Power.

My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you, but I believe that
you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give
you a fresh start, and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation
in bringing a hobbit to Mount Doom and accepting the crown of Gondor.


fish

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Dec 24, 2003, 1:44:30 PM12/24/03
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LOL !!!!!!!!


Lord-Data

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Dec 25, 2003, 6:16:25 AM12/25/03
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ahah now that is gold .. did you write that?

It even has his .. way of speaking to it :)


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JPM III

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Dec 25, 2003, 10:59:48 AM12/25/03
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I wrote it last night just before I posted it. :-P If you read it according
to Smith's speech patterns during the original speech, it comes out very
well... especially at the end of the first paragraph. :-)

The Evil Bald Fu^wPerson

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Dec 26, 2003, 8:49:59 PM12/26/03
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Heheh... love it!

James Williams

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Dec 29, 2003, 1:21:42 PM12/29/03
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 13:30:13 -0500, "JPM III" <jpmc...@hotmail.com>
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Didn't I already do this?


James.Williams

JPM III

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Dec 30, 2003, 1:33:39 AM12/30/03
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> Didn't I already do this?

Maybe, and I did too. But oh well, I did it again, because it's always
better when it's been tweaked again. :-Ps


Leander Jung

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Jan 5, 2004, 8:24:52 AM1/5/04
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JPM III schrieb in alt.movies.the-matrix [Wednesday 24 December 2003 19:30]:

> As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Aragorn.
> It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Aragorn,

> [...]

lol. ;-))))

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