>Troll.
Bah.
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Hong Ooi <ho...@zipworld.com.au> wrote:
> Bah.
Jameson's Irish "12 years old" Whisky.
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>Troll.
Outraged kneejerk response.
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Trying to boost your post count?
Cite irrelevant data, flame the plea to ignore, cite more irrelevant data.
Flame based on out of context quoting
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> Flame based on misspelled words.
Flame that confirms Godwin's Law.
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"Tim Stoop" <t...@cidev.nl> wrote in message
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And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bah?
Ostentatious reorganisation of top post and comment about
WebTV users.
'Polite' answer to top post and suggestion it
could have been got quicker via Google.
Obligatory whine that it's better in my preferred edition of the rules.
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Joke based on the fact that trolls regenerate in D&D unless you flame them.
Brian
Silly statement explaining that it is a silly statement.
- Ron ^*^
Claim that Godwin's Law does not apply.
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It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.
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Outrageous assertion that top posts are easier to read.
"Malachias Invictus" <capt_ma...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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follow-up to the longest post in the thread so far
without trimming a goddamn thing.
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Frank
Post addressing the religious sidetrack, but inadvertantly
mentioning Alignment in the process.
binary post asking where to get electronic copies of all the core rulebooks
and splatbooks because i own the real ones honest but i lent them to my
godfearing terminally sick aunt in botswana and so dont have access to them
when i really need to check the rule about getting attacks of opportunity
when using supremecleave with my vorpal butterknife against a googol-headed
hydra
Long, boring story about a Paladin and the orcish children left over
after their parents are killed. Gripe that DM stripped character of
Paladin status.
- Ron ^*^
Immature public announcement that everyone who has posted previously is
being kill-filed.
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It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.
from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
"CARRIER LOST" <dr...@bambi.visi.com> wrote in message
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Antireligious diatribe.
Well I use to game with a guy name Bah in Mich, maybe its him.
Zan
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Long and sorrowful announcement that I am leaving
this group forever due to threads like this one.
Antiantireligious diatribe
Flame on the basis that Usenet has only been around
for 35 years.
Outbreak of the four Yorkshiremen sketch.
>>Immature public announcement that everyone who has posted previously is
>>being kill-filed.
>>
>
> Long and sorrowful announcement that I am leaving
>this group forever due to threads like this one.
Google link to your last "goodbye"post, from last summer.
Xtian
Revelation that kill-file was never really implemented.
Frank
Pro-religious comeback, including personal experiences that lead a number of
you to think I am a nut!
Frank
Distinction of my religious position, plea to return to topic.
Frank
ANGRY DEFENSIVE ALL CAPS RANT WITH MISPELINGS AND TO HAVING POOR GRAMMER
Xtian
I refuse to respond to that!
Frank
I refuse to read this!
Python quote that fails to illustrate my so-called point.
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Help, I have kill-filed myself.
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A request to move this to a more appropriate newsgroup, without specifying
the correct one.
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telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my
telephone."
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International Conference on Intelligent User Interfaces]
Nit: "Realize you're a nut" :)
Post subtly trolling the Fundie in the hope of generating even
more amusing Revelations.
Long, pedantic explanation of the *true* definition of Godwin's Law.
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Nah, just being silly, but --
Holy crap! Look at the replies! You guys rock.
> > > Religious sidetrack which removed all references to previous message.
OT
> > tag
> > > added out of courtesy for other NG readers.
> > Antireligious diatribe.
> Pro-religious comeback, including personal experiences that lead a number
of
> you to think I am a nut!
Assertation that you are indeed a nut.
Flame, with followups set to alt.flame.
> >Immature public announcement that everyone who has posted previously is
> >being kill-filed.
> Long and sorrowful announcement that I am leaving
> this group forever due to threads like this one.
Plethora of "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" posts.
> >> > Flame based on misspelled words.
> >> Flame that confirms Godwin's Law.
> > Claim that Godwin's Law does not apply.
> Long, pedantic explanation of the *true* definition of Godwin's Law.
Longer, even more pedantic explanation of why you are completely wrong.
> > >Religious sidetrack which removed all references to previous message.
OT tag
> > >added out of courtesy for other NG readers.
> > Post addressing the religious sidetrack, but inadvertantly
> > mentioning Alignment in the process.
> Long, boring story about a Paladin and the orcish children left over
> after their parents are killed. Gripe that DM stripped character of
> Paladin status.
Baldwin Orc reference.
> >Troll.
> Outraged kneejerk response.
Joking reference to the troll having "hooked another one..."
Hi Ron!
> > >plea to ignore irrelevant data
> > Flame based on out of context quoting
> Flame based on misspelled words.
Flame based on the flamer's spelling and "grammer".
Flame comparing someone to Nazis, totally ignorant of Godwin's law.
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Flame calling Godwin a Nazi.
Non-content meta-post declaring this the thread of the year.
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me too.
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This has to be the funniest thread I've ever read. I laughed out loud
reading it (I refuse to use LOL, or LMAO, or especially, ROFLMAO). Thanks
for the amusement.
Emphatic agreement, and additional gripe about DM stripping character of
Paladin status. Derisive statements about DM's intellect.
- Ron ^*^
Troll posing as a flame calling Hitler a troll.
- Ron ^*^
In that case
>, just being silly, but --
> Holy crap! Look at the replies! You guys rock.
Lengthly complaint about signal to noise ratio flame.
Serious response even after identity of prankster is revealed.
Reference to how crap trolls are in 2e
"Malachias Invictus" <capt_ma...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Accusation that Malachias Invictus isn't your real name
> > >>Flame that confirms Godwin's Law.
> > >Flame comparing someone to Nazis, totally ignorant of Godwin's law.
> > Flame calling Godwin a Nazi.
> Troll posing as a flame calling Hitler a troll.
Statement that my head is beginning to hurt and that you have far too much
time on your hands.
Frank Emanuel wrote:
>
> "Malachias Invictus" <capt_ma...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:vfjk4i3...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Frank Emanuel" <fema...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> > news:TFiKa.3663$iM4.5...@news20.bellglobal.com...
> > > Religious sidetrack which removed all references to previous message. OT
> > tag
> > > added out of courtesy for other NG readers.
> >
> > Antireligious diatribe.
>
> Pro-religious comeback, including personal experiences that lead a number of
> you to think I am a nut!
>
> Frank
Can't we all just get along post.
Followed by flames for pulling the thread off topic. Including
cut-n-paste manually >'d quotes from original few posts in no particular
order.
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James Quick wrote:
>
> In article <ZPkKa.3748$iM4.5...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> "Frank Emanuel" <fema...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
> > "Jeneth Hawke" <josef-...@earthlink.network> wrote in message
> > news:YVjKa.64564$Io.60...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > >
> > > Immature public announcement that everyone who has posted previously is
> > > being kill-filed.
> > >
> >
> > Revelation that kill-file was never really implemented.
>
> Python quote that fails to illustrate my so-called point.
>
Obigatory Double Post
Chris Salcedo wrote:
>
> John Johnson (smiley...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> >> >plea to ignore irrelevant data
> >>
> >> Flame based on out of context quoting
> >
> >Flame based on misspelled words.
>
> ANGRY DEFENSIVE ALL CAPS RANT WITH MISPELINGS AND TO HAVING POOR GRAMMER
>
WIT NO PUNCTUATION WHATSOVER NO MATTER HOW LONG A POINT TO BE MADE WITH
NO REALIZATION THAT I'M POSTING FROM A COMMODORE 64 HOW THE HECK DO YOU
POST TO USENET FROM A COMMODORE 64 ANYWAY REALLY WHAT TOTAL BALONY AND
THEN GOING ON JUST TO KEEP THE FINGERS WORM
Outraged response to an early post in the thread that reiterates points already
made more succinctly later in the thread.
--
Sean Curtin
Hong Ooi wrote:
>
> On 25 Jun 2003 05:56:00 GMT, "Bradd W. Szonye" <bra...@concentric.net>
> wrote:
>
> >Troll.
>
> Bah.
>
You stole my post post.
Really long unrelated off-topic post regarding alignment and paladins while asking for
what issue of Dragon the LN paladin appeared in.
[unsigned]
Insert really long and annoying sig here.
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Instruction to get a proper news server
>Outraged response to an early post in the thread that reiterates points
>already
>made more succinctly later in the thread.
Apology for having not already read the rest of the thread before having posted
the first reply.
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> Accusation that Malachias Invictus isn't your real name
Suggestion that you Google for my real name, because I am too busy to spoon
feed you the information.
> > > Flame.
> > Joke based on the fact that trolls regenerate in D&D unless you flame
> > them.
> Reference to how crap trolls are in 2e
Angry reply to your bigotry, followed by a ten page nonsensical rant about
how and why 3E sucks compared to prior editions.
Passive aggressive insult about web behaviour and real behaviour.
> > Troll.
> Really long unrelated off-topic post regarding alignment and paladins
while asking for
> what issue of Dragon the LN paladin appeared in.
Completely unhelpful tangential digression about my homebrew system and how
it doesn't need alignment.
> > Obigatory Double Post
> Instruction to get a proper news server
Criticism of Outlook Express.
> > > Obigatory Double Post
> > Instruction to get a proper news server
> Criticism of Outlook Express.
Followup to my own post lambasting Microsoft and Bill Gates.
> > > Long, boring story about a Paladin and the orcish children left over
> > > after their parents are killed. Gripe that DM stripped character of
> > > Paladin status.
> > Baldwin Orc reference.
> Emphatic agreement, and additional gripe about DM stripping character of
> Paladin status. Derisive statements about DM's intellect.
Agreement with the latter, followed by a whiny anecdote of a former DM's
stupidity which reveals that the poster is a clueless tool.
Denial of association with fundamentalist Christianity. Cite fact that I DM
a D&D session as pretty good indicator I don't toe the fundy party lines.
Assertion that said experiences have been validly mediated.
Other stuff here.
Further plea to regain control of the topic (unfortunately reference made to
the alignment of God).
Frank
Denial of relavence of my being a nut. Statement to assert my sanity and
offence at suggestion I should be medicated.
Invitation to come and see for yourself.
Frank
Direction to RTFM and accusation that TSR were worse than Nazis
L00king for players in Podunk, Texas. Email me at
LordDragyn...@aol.com.
Also, ne1 got scans of the PHB, DMG, MM1, MM2...WotC is teh suX0r!!!!1
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Justisaur wrote:
>
> James Quick wrote:
> >
> > In article <ZPkKa.3748$iM4.5...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> > "Frank Emanuel" <fema...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> >
> > > "Jeneth Hawke" <josef-...@earthlink.network> wrote in message
> > > news:YVjKa.64564$Io.60...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > >
> > > > Immature public announcement that everyone who has posted previously is
> > > > being kill-filed.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Revelation that kill-file was never really implemented.
> >
> > Python quote that fails to illustrate my so-called point.
> >
>
> Obigatory Double Post
>
Reply to myself post.
Malachias Invictus wrote:
>
> "Malachias Invictus" <capt_ma...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:vfk1mmi...@corp.supernews.com...
> > "JB" <jb...@talk21.com> wrote:
> > > "Justisaur" <rpil...@rcsis.com> wrote
>
> > > > Obigatory Double Post
>
> > > Instruction to get a proper news server
>
> > Criticism of Outlook Express.
>
> Followup to my own post lambasting Microsoft and Bill Gates.
>
MS Bill Gates fanboy lame comeback defense.
> Passive aggressive insult about web behaviour and real behaviour.
Assertion that you are a keyboard coward and that I would kick your ass
RIGHT NOW if you were standing in front of me.
Accusation of being a 14 year old boy posting from his mother's basement a
la Jay and Silent Bob strike back.