Ron McGregor
Ron McGregor wrote in message +ADw-3c26c875.0+AEA-news1.mweb.co.za+AD4-...
+AD4-To all the participants in the ng's, friend and foe alike, I wish a blessed
+AD4-and peaceful Christmas, and may next year work out the best ever for all,
+AD4-(even if it means egg on the faces of all our leaders :-)
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+AD4-Ron McGregor
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Thanks Ron, and the same to you :)
"Stefan Tse Tung" <nom...@right.now> wrote in message
news:nomail-7F34B4....@news1.rdc1.az.home.com...
> Merry Christmas all.
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> Stefan Tse Tung
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> "Educated, eyes-open optimism pays; pessimism can only
> offer the empty consolation of being right."
> -- David S. Landes
Oh that I had your magnanimity Ron.
To you & yours, to my friends & to most of the posters, Health, Wealth &
Prosperity in 2002.
The other two can have all they would wish me.
Norman
Norman
One or two folk have expressed surprise that there was no Christmas issue of
the Nyamandhlovu Cleft Stick and Messenger. The Editor in Chief, Mr
Ballpoint Lumumba, has explained that he forgot, because he had other things
on his mind. Notably the shapely bottom of Miss Beauty Khumalo, who has
just taken up her post as gym mistress of Nyamandhlovu Private Finishing
School for Gels (Pvt) Ltd.
Mr Lumumba regrets the omission, because it means that Pres Mugabe will not
be getting Gladys Dongo's Christmas Message, which was to be conveyed in the
Christmas Issue.
Asked what Christmas Message Gladys was sending to President Mugabe, Mr
Lumumba said: "Turkey!"
Meanwhile, intellectuals around the world were also hoping for a wise and
thoughtful Christmas message from Professor Isosceles Vilikazi, the
well-known Nyamandhlovu-based academic, inventor and political observer.
However, the Prof has not sent a Christmas message this year. He feels that
Christmas messages should be light-hearted and cheery, and the Prof has been
in sombre mood of late.
Instead, he has gone on a quiet fishing holiday to Gokwe. When it was
pointed out that there is no fishing in Gokwe, the Prof explained that if he
wanted a busy fishing holiday, he would have chosen somewhere else.
Norman
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Sasby and His Pet Rocks !
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Who you calling a rock? Dumb yanks, don't they piss you off?
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Who you calling a rock? Dumb yanks, don't they piss you off?
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I wasn't calling you a rock or anyone else,Sasby Can Have Pets if he wants !
"Don't Feed the Rocks"
Don't get mad get even, join the Militia and be ready to protect your
Homeland to the Death,you may have too!