Andrew Meredith Cotton - Sept 28th '79
S. Kabatoff
C O T T O N
3 15 20 20 15 14 = 87
174 David 14 4 43 104/261 +5058
David 40 John 47 Cotton 87
165 Helen 13 4 48 104/262 +3232
Helen 44 Anne 34 Cotton 87
214 Geof 4 8 77 216/149 7473
Geoffrey 87 David 40 Cotton 87
234 Andrew 28 9 79 271/94 8258
Andrew 65 Meredith 82 Cotton 87
273 Chris 11 9 81 254/111 8972
Christopher 139 John 47 Cotton 87
In the evening I stopped at American Pie at 418 Cumberland Ave. North
(phone 955-5650), Andrew was my waiter. The parents were born in years
adding to 91 (1 through 13) and have first names adding together for 84 (the
first 13 primes minus the first 13 non-primes) and middle names differing in
value by 13. The parents have full names adding together for 339 (3x113), it
is the opening chapter of Bible Book 13. The parents have initials adding
together for the 29 chapters of Book 13. Dad's name adds to 174,
corresponding to Deuteronomy 21 (13th non-prime). The kids were born on days
of the year adding to 741 (ends in 41, the 13th prime), and this exceeds the
parent's days of birth during the year by 533 days (13 times the 13th
prime). The first of the kids has 13 letters in his given names and his
216th day of birth is the 13x13th non-prime. The kids have middle names
adding to 169 (13x13). The family has first names averaging 75 and the males
together have 75 (13+13p+13np) letters. The kids were born in months adding
to 26 (13+13). The family was born on days 14, 13, 4, 28 and 11, and these
Bible Books contain an average of 813 verses. Andrew (5x13) was born in '79
(Psalm 79 is the 13th chapter to contain the length of 13 verses).
Dad was born on the 14th day of the month, and in '43 (14th prime). The
parents were born in '43 and '48, these Bible Books contain an average of
514 verses. Both parents were born on day 104 (Leviticus 14). The kids were
born on days of the month adding to 43 (14th prime). Geof's initials add to
14, his full name adds to 214, he was born 225 days after his parent's
birthdays (Judges 14). The 14 letters in Andrew's given names add to 147,
his first name adds to 65 (14p+14np), he was born on the 28th (14+14th).
Geof's name adds to 214, he is 2.14 years older than Andrew while Andrew had
his last birthday 214 days ago. The kids were born an average of 143 days
after dad's birthdays, Chris was born 143 days further into the year than
remaining. All names add to 1060 (Romans 14), it is the 131st chapter of the
New Testament while chapter 131 in turn is Numbers 14. The family was born
on days and in months adding to 104 (Leviticus 14). The kids are separated
by 1499 days. The last two kids are separated by 714 days, the kids had
their last birthdays 714 days ago.
The first names add to 374 (Second Chronicles 7). The family has names
averaging 212, the opening chapter of Bible Book 7 (1 through to the 7th
prime plus the 7th prime in prime position (153+59)). I guess the kids are
commonly known as Geof (33), Andrew (65) and Chris (57), the names add
together for the 155 verses of Bible Book 49 (7x7).
Dad's name adds to 174, his initials add to 17. The parents were born
in years adding to 91 (the first chapter to contain the length of 17
verses), the kids in years adding to 237, it is a combination of the 17th,
17+17th, 17+17+17th and the 17+17+17+17th non-prime numbers (26+49+70+92).
The kids were born in months adding to 26 (17th non-prime), the family was
born in months adding to 34 (17+17). The fist two kids were born in months
adding to 17 and also the first and last kids were born in months adding to
17. Andrew's name adds to 117+117, his initials add to 17, his given names
differ in value by 17, he was born 177 days further into the year than
remaining (3 times the 17th prime). Andrew was born 167 days after dad's
birthday (Book 17). Andrew's 271st day of birth is the 58th prime (the 7
primes up to 17 add to 58). Andrew was born 17 days further into the year
than Chris. Geof's 216th day of birth is 59.17% into the 365 days. Dad's
combined age at the births amounts to 109.17 years while mom's combined ages
when she gave birth amounts to 94.17 years. The family was born on days of
the century adding to 120748, it is 330.59 years (330 is Second Kings 17
while 59 is the 17th prime). The last two kids are separated by exactly 102
(17+17p+17np) weeks.
Geof was born in '77 (the primes up to 19). He was born 67 days further
into the year than remaining (the 19th prime), and has 19 letters. The last
two kids are together 71 days closer in age than the first two kids (19% of
a year). Chris was born 150 days after dad's birthday (the number of
chapters in Bible Book 19).
Dad's first name adds to 40. Exodus contains 40 chapters... Exodus 40
is Bible chapter 90 while there are 90 letters in the family.
Mom is Helen (44), the parents were born on days of the century adding
to 33444. Andrew was born 335 days after his parent's birthdays (the 44th
chapter of The Kings). The names add to 174, 165, 214, 234 and 273,
corresponding to Deuteronomy 21 and 12, Judges 3, Ruth 2 and Second Samuel
6, together for 44.
Mom was born Turner (96), her maiden last name adds to 48+48, she was
born in '48 and first gave birth with 149 days remaining in the year and
Geof's consonants add to 149 (the length of Bible Book 48). The first two
kids have names adding together for 448. Mom's maiden name added to 174, so
174 David was hot for 174 Helen, together for 348.
The parents were both born on day 104 (Leviticus 14 with 57 verses).
The males were born on days of the month adding to 57. The last two kids
were born in years adding to 507. Andrew's names add to the 47th, 60th and
64th non-primes, together for 171 (3x57).
Mom's name adds to 165. The parents have given names adding to 165. The
parents were born on the 13th and 14th, these Bible Books together contain
65 chapters. The family was born on days 14, 13, 4, 28 and 11, these Bible
Books together contain 4065 verses. The kids are an average of 21.65 years
old. Andrew (65) meets with Shawn (65).
Cotton adds to 87, dad's given names add to 87 (29+29+29). The kids
were born 429 days after dad's birthdays. Andrew was born in '79 (Exodus
29), his day, month and year if birth adds to 116 (4x29), his 271st day of
birth is the 58th (29+29th prime), pretty as 58 is the 29th non-prime in
non-prime position. Chris's name adds to 273 (ends in the 73 verses of Bible
Book 29). The kids have first names adding to 291. Dad's combined age at the
births amounts to 109 years (the 29th prime). The parents were born on days
of the century adding to 33444, it is 36 times the 929 chapters of the Old
Testament.
The parents were both born on day 104 (77th non-prime), their first kid
arrived in '77. The family was together born with 877 days remaining in
their years. Dad's combined ages at the births of the kids amounts to 39877
days. Not counting hours, the kids are separated by 1499 days, or 4.104
years.
The kids were born a total of 432 days after mom's birthdays, and the
family was born on days and in months and years adding to 432, it is 216+216
while the first of the kids was born on day 216.
The parents are separated by 4.99 years while the kids are separated by
1499 days.
Chris is the 5th of 5 family members, he was born on the 11th day (5th
prime) of the 9th month (5th non-prime) and in year '81 (the 5th non-prime
squared). Mom's middle name adds to 34, Christopher adds to the 34th prime,
the family was born in months adding to the 34 chapters of Bible Book 5.
Chris's given names add to the 34th and 15th primes, together for 49 (the
34th non-prime).
These people are listed in the good phone book, dad is a doctor of
internal medical pulmonary medicine at the Royal University Hospital, phone
966-8274, his home address is 1201 Osler Street, home phone is 665-2732. The
2732 suffix is a multiple of 683 (Isaiah 4). Geof is also listed at being at
that address, his number is 933-2932. Now look... the 1201 home address is
the 197th prime, while dad's 8274 phone suffix is a multiple of 197, there
are 197 verses in Bible Book 28 Hosea the Mexican prophet while Andrew was
born on the 28th. Kids, addresses and phone numbers are all gifts from God,
and so there should be relationships.
Although there are no nubile sweeties in the family, there may very
well be nubile sweeties that are first and second cousins. And if one or
more of these nubile cousins marries Marcia and me (Isaiah 4:1), then Andrew
and each of his brothers will each win a shiny new Cadillac, and also the
siblinks of each of the nubile sweeties will also win a shiny new Cadillac,
it is now included in my suit against the churches and their politician
friends. Good luck Andrew and his brothers and cousins, and may God bless
you!!!
D. Shawn Kabatoff
Box 7134
Saskatoon Saskatchewan
Canada
S7K 4J1