[Ranma][FanFic] Confession

[Scott Jamison]

CONFESSION
by Scott K. Jamison
(Ranma 1/2 and its associated characters are the creation of Rumiko
Takahashi. No infringement is intended.)

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since
my last confession."
"Go ahead, my child."
"I have lusted after my sister's fiance in both male and female
forms. I have had vivid fantasies about chopping up P-chan and Mr. Panda
and serving them for dinner...and enjoyed them. I took my father's
cigarettes and hid them where he can't find them...again. And--and...I
walked in on Dr. Toufuu when he was with a patient. Deliberately."
"And why did you do that?"
"The patient was my sister Nabiki."
"My child, we've talked before about these fits of jealousy you
have. Since neither you have declared your interest in each other, you
have no right to insist on his sole attention, even if he were interested
in other women."
"You're right, Father. I'm sorry."
"Well, I think 50 Hail Marys, 25 Our Fathers, and an extra pan of
those delicious fudge brownies for the parish bake sale this weekend will
do as penance."
Yes, thank you. You have no idea how much this helps, Father.
Sometimes I think I'm going to break down and scream in public, but
confession and prayer always brings me back to normal."
"Go with God, my child."

THE END

This fic was inspired by Richard Lawson's noting that Kasumi
wears a cross several times during the manga, leaving open the
possibility that she's a Christian. (Or her mother may have been...)

SKJAM!