Futurama and other a.t.s. visits to alt.config
Dean Humphries
> "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
> news:38E3E2D4...@simplyweb.net...
> > Ochlocrat wrote:
> >
> > > "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
> > > news:38E37F43...@simplyweb.net...
> > > > Jay Denebeim wrote:
> > >
> > > > I don't care what they all say Jay, you're OK!
> > > >
> > > > Hmm, that was three rhymes in one sentence-that's three Snuh points,
> plus
> > > a triple
> > > > bonus award.
> > > >
> > > > And as far as the sweet animals of the world, let me recommend
> > > wildebeests-they're
> > > > quite frisky, yet they stay faithful.
> > > >
> > > > Not like my ex wife.
> > >
> > > Did she have a friskiness problem or a faithfulness problem?
> > >
> > > Ochlocrat
> >
> > She was both frisky and unfaithful.
> >
>
> Being frisky isn't a problem. A friskiness problem is frigidity. So she
> only had a faithfulness problem. Very rarely do women have both a
> friskiness problem AND a faithfulness problem.
>
> Ochlocrat
> hey this is still crossposted to alt.config
Well, when she has my friends hog down her throat, it *is* a friskiness
problem.
Oh!
This is showing up at alt.config as well?
This is offtopic there?
Damn!
Sorry!
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I'm working.
Dean Humphries
> "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
> news:38E3FB0B...@simplyweb.net...
> Nahh, cause if it was your hog down her throat it wouldn't be a problem;
> ergo, faithfulness is the issue.
>
> > Oh!
> > This is showing up at alt.config as well?
> > This is offtopic there?
>
> This is offtopic here.
>
> Ochlocrat
> unless we make a rhyme.
>
> "Frog noun fur boat"
Trog-crown-sir-float.
Prof. John Frink
the professor
Dean Humphries
> Dean "Everybody Loves" Humphries revealed:
>
> > And as far as the sweet animals of the world, let me recommend
> wildebeests-they're
> > quite frisky, yet they stay faithful.
> >
> > Not like my ex wife.
> >
> Wow, and another piece of the Humphries puzzle falls into place.
>
> Sorry. Next time, I'll involve Snuh in some way.
That and much, much more at alt.tv.simpsons.snuh and alt.snuh.
What it's all about is having a group where you don't have to worry
about getting others upset with being offtopic, so we can all talk about
the subjects that interest us and others like us-which before I started
reading alt.config I had thought Usenet was all about.
Talk about traffic, both alt.tv.simpsons.snuh and alt.snuh had much of
it today, even more than alt.tv.futurama, plus people that I had never
noticed before at Usenet, so apparently there was ample interest.
I understand that at alt.config you're going to get many people flaming
with disgust that their particular newsgroup didn't get added, I also
understand that the earliest attempts at writing a proposal were a bit
misguided, also it's fair to say that the onus is on the proposers to
come with a good take (which wasn't exactly done).
But all in all these two groups have in a mighty short time have proved
their worth-Usenet worthy-and I have to say that I'm pretty upset at all
the narrow minded people that are in charge here at alt.config. Some of
you guys remind me of a beat cop that has been on patrol *way* too long,
I certainly hope that burnout is the justification for the actions of
the people here.
What's funny is you're turning into the boy that cried wolf one time too
many, in the name of trying to keep Usenet cognizant you're keeping out
many a worthwhile group, whatever happened to right to having a forum
for your opinions?
Maybe it's time to get into something more worthwhile, administrating
some live webcam nude housewife's sites.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
Oh, all right.
Thank you.
Well?
Well what?
That wasn't really five minutes, just now.
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
I just paid!
No you didn't.
I DID!
No you didn't.
Look, I don't want to argue about that.
Well, you didn't pay.
Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!
No you haven't.
Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.
Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
Prof. John Frink
>
> Wow, you finally managed to write a whole sentence. Now if you could just
> work on writing an intelligent sentence and then sending it to someone who
> cares...
it looks like YOU care, mr asshole.
the professor
you truely are the king of idiots.
Dean Humphries
> >I'm working.
>
> It shows.
Hey!
They pay me for this.
Dean Humphries
> Wow, you finally managed to write a whole sentence. Now if you could just
> work on writing an intelligent sentence and then sending it to someone who
> cares...
Awww!
You mean *you* don't?
I can't live in a world without love.
Tmoero
<myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote:
>Ochlocrat wrote:
>
>> "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
>> news:38E3FB0B...@simplyweb.net...
>> > Ochlocrat wrote:
>> >
>> > > "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
>> > > news:38E3E2D4...@simplyweb.net...
>> > > > Ochlocrat wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
>> > > > > news:38E37F43...@simplyweb.net...
>> > > > > > Jay Denebeim wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > I don't care what they all say Jay, you're OK!
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Hmm, that was three rhymes in one sentence-that's three Snuh
>> points,
>> > > plus
>> > > > > a triple
>> > > > > > bonus award.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > And as far as the sweet animals of the world, let me recommend
>> > > > > wildebeests-they're
>> > > > > > quite frisky, yet they stay faithful.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Not like my ex wife.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Did she have a friskiness problem or a faithfulness problem?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Ochlocrat
>> > > >
>> > > > She was both frisky and unfaithful.
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > > Being frisky isn't a problem. A friskiness problem is frigidity. So
>> she
>> > > only had a faithfulness problem. Very rarely do women have both a
>> > > friskiness problem AND a faithfulness problem.
>> > >
>> > > Ochlocrat
>> > > hey this is still crossposted to alt.config
>> >
>> > Well, when she has my friends hog down her throat, it *is* a friskiness
>> > problem.
>>
>> Nahh, cause if it was your hog down her throat it wouldn't be a problem;
>> ergo, faithfulness is the issue.
>>
>> > Oh!
>> > This is showing up at alt.config as well?
>> > This is offtopic there?
>>
>> This is offtopic here.
>>
>> Ochlocrat
>> unless we make a rhyme.
>>
>> "Frog noun fur boat"
>
>Trog-crown-sir-float.
>
>
>_________________________________________
Tmoero
<myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote:
>grosse wrote:
>
>> Dean "Everybody Loves" Humphries revealed:
>>
>> > And as far as the sweet animals of the world, let me recommend
>> wildebeests-they're
>> > quite frisky, yet they stay faithful.
>> >
>> > Not like my ex wife.
>> >
Wow, you finally managed to write a whole sentence. Now if you could just
Dean Humphries
> Alt Config Is Full Of Control Freaks <fake...@anydamnplace.lic> wrote
> in message news:38E625EE...@anydamnplace.lic...
> >
> >
> > Ochlocrat wrote:
> >
> > > "Prof. John Frink" <tma...@astro.temple.edu> wrote in message
> > > news:38E416...@astro.temple.edu...
> > > > Dean Humphries wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Ochlocrat wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > news:38E3FB0B...@simplyweb.net...
> > > > > > > Ochlocrat wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > news:38E3E2D4...@simplyweb.net...
> > > > > > > > > Ochlocrat wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Dean Humphries" <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote
> in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > > news:38E37F43...@simplyweb.net...
> > > > > > > > > > > Jay Denebeim wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I don't care what they all say Jay, you're OK!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Hmm, that was three rhymes in one sentence-that's
> three Snuh
> > > > > > points,
> > > > > > > > plus
> > > > > > > > > > a triple
> > > > > > > > > > > bonus award.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And as far as the sweet animals of the world, let me
> > > recommend
> > > > > > > > > > wildebeests-they're
> > > > > > > > > > > quite frisky, yet they stay faithful.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Not like my ex wife.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > Blog-brown-blur-bloat.
> > >
> > > Sog sown cur moat
> >
> > Plug plain pur poke
> >
> >
>
> Flib a dob blib blob bleeb.
Ow eek ork ah ah.
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dvus
> Ow eek ork ah ah.
This is a terrible cascade! Please read up on UPA.
dvus
Dean Humphries
It's a Snuh styled one.
We don't copy the old style, we're the new styley.
Brian Mailman
>
> Dean Humphries <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
> news:38E66CB9...@simplyweb.net...
>
> > Ow eek ork ah ah.
Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Dean Humphries
Unga bunga bunga
Dean Humphries
> On Sat, 01 Apr 2000 16:13:07 -0800, Brian Mailman
> <bmai...@sfo.com.invalid> wrote:
>
> >dvus wrote:
> >>
> >> Dean Humphries <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
> >> news:38E66CB9...@simplyweb.net...
> >>
> >> > Ow eek ork ah ah.
> >
> >Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
>
> LOL, http://www.frognet.net/~ritchie/songs/witchdoctor.mid You old
> fart:-)
> --
> Q Tip
Oh!
Did I give my age away?
What's a one Usenet year to a actual human one?
I wonder cause I think after spending much too much time at Usenet I
feel the aging process has accelerated.
Dean Humphries
> On Sat, 01 Apr 2000 22:30:20 -0800, Dean Humphries
> <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote:
>
> >Q Tip wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 01 Apr 2000 16:13:07 -0800, Brian Mailman
> >> <bmai...@sfo.com.invalid> wrote:
> >>
> >> >dvus wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Dean Humphries <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
> >> >> news:38E66CB9...@simplyweb.net...
> >> >>
> >> >> > Ow eek ork ah ah.
> >> >
> >> >Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
> >>
> >> LOL, http://www.frognet.net/~ritchie/songs/witchdoctor.mid You old
> >> fart:-)
> >> --
> >> Q Tip
> >
> >Oh!
> >
> >Did I give my age away?
>
> Not really, "stupid is as stupid does" and I _know_ your old enough to
> remember that one.
> --
> Q Tip
The compliments never stop at alt.confiq!
Tomorrow night *you* bring the donuts and *I'll* bring the coffee.
Q Tip
<bmai...@sfo.com.invalid> wrote:
>dvus wrote:
>>
>> Dean Humphries <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
>> news:38E66CB9...@simplyweb.net...
>>
>> > Ow eek ork ah ah.
>
>Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
LOL, http://www.frognet.net/~ritchie/songs/witchdoctor.mid You old
fart:-)
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<myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote:
>Q Tip wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 01 Apr 2000 16:13:07 -0800, Brian Mailman
>> <bmai...@sfo.com.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> >dvus wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Dean Humphries <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
>> >> news:38E66CB9...@simplyweb.net...
>> >>
>> >> > Ow eek ork ah ah.
>> >
>> >Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
>>
>> LOL, http://www.frognet.net/~ritchie/songs/witchdoctor.mid You old
>> fart:-)
>> --
>> Q Tip
>
>Oh!
>
>Did I give my age away?
Not really, "stupid is as stupid does" and I _know_ your old enough to
remember that one.
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>
> On Sat, 01 Apr 2000 16:13:07 -0800, Brian Mailman
> <bmai...@sfo.com.invalid> wrote:
>
> >dvus wrote:
> >>
> >> Dean Humphries <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote in message
> >> news:38E66CB9...@simplyweb.net...
> >>
> >> > Ow eek ork ah ah.
> >Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
> LOL, http://www.frognet.net/~ritchie/songs/witchdoctor.mid You old
> fart:-)
I have my moments.
B/
Dean Humphries
> On Sat, 01 Apr 2000 23:00:04 -0800, Dean Humphries
> <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote:
>
> >Q Tip wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 01 Apr 2000 22:30:20 -0800, Dean Humphries
> >> <myfirst...@simplyweb.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >> --
> >> >> Q Tip
> >> >
> >> >Oh!
> >> >
> >> >Did I give my age away?
> >>
> >> Not really, "stupid is as stupid does" and I _know_ your old enough to
> >> remember that one.
> >> --
> >> Q Tip
> >
> >The compliments never stop at alt.confiq!
> >Tomorrow night *you* bring the donuts and *I'll* bring the coffee.
>
> Sorry, but I have been invited over for tea & crumpets in another ng:-)
> --
> Q Tip
But we have cucumber sandwiches as well!
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