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Stephanie Hartley

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Mar 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/9/96
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This is a late breaking story concerning Two Buddha and a..a..a..TWIT!
Who would have believed it? But, yes, this TWIT will be making her
incredible trek to the great Northwest to Two Buddha's playground. Now
one, or several (Klaus, Carl, Dave, MWIT), may wonder of the reper-
cussions of this...has Two Buddha's persona weakened, to host a TWIT
(yes, stretch pants, matching skis, big hair). Or has his persona
actually strengthened, to allow a TWIT the chance to experience
something bigger than she ever imagined, breath-taking vistas, terrain
non-existent in TX, Georgette, and a rub of his belly for good luck.
Two Buddha has welcomed the TWIT with open sheepskin mitts. The
proposition was made, neither could refuse. Yes, this may be the
uproar of RSA. To the credit of the Venerable Klaus, he passed up this
great opportunity, now he can only witness the capers of this
adventure...And as for honor and offer, it really has nothing to do
with anything except going to the bathroom.

TWIT

Vail - Vitalization for the persona.

Carl B. Kuck

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Mar 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/12/96
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In article <4hske8$n...@reader2.ix.netcom.com>, Carl Norcross penned
(typed?) a hysterically funny story about RealLife(r) TWITS...

... which I snipped.

Good work, Carl(r)! Makes me proud to also bear the name Carl.

-- Carl (tm)
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^This is what happens when I roll my head on the keyboard.


Steve Diamond

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Mar 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/12/96
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Tina,

I am appalled at your comments about someone that you obviously could
not know. Stephanie is one of the truly special people that are on this
news group. Any person that has the privilege to ski with Stephanie in
for a uniquely fun experience with someone that I am proud to call my
friend. If SH is traveling with Two Buddha it is because she genuinely
likes him and feels that he will be a great companion.

Steve

Vail- where TWITS have class and IWITS have none


Stephanie Hartley

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Mar 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/12/96
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In <314233...@halcyon.com> Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com>
writes:

>possible TWIT snowboarders are wearing baggy pants instead of
stretchies, so
>the TWIT Emeritus will be giving lessons on how to spray on their
pants.
Or better yet, how 'bout I give them my latest copy of the Degree7
catalog?

>Two Buddha will allow Stephanie to experience something bigger than
she ever
>imagined only if she takes him out to dinner, promises that she loves
him
>for his mind, and respects him in the morning.
>Oh, yeah. She's gotta bark, too.
>
>>breath-taking vistas,
>
>True again. The view over Two Buddha's belly is certainly
breathtaking.
>Climb to the top and enjoy the vista, oh TWIT of my dreams.
TB, I await with baited-breath...

>She offered her honor.
>I honored her offer,
>and all night long,
>I was on her and off her.
>Vail: Honors your offer
Hey, this is a repeat...but to be safe, better make sure you know the
way to the bathroom - and don't knock her off while crawling across
her on the way there...

TWIT Emeritus

Vail - the bathrooms are always close

Anna DeWitt

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Mar 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/12/96
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Stephanie Hartley wrote:
> >Carl Norcross <no...@ix.netcom.com> so eloquently responded:
> >

> >type of doctor an oncologist was. "Onky, onky" she mused, then
> >brightening suddenly she spouted "Ohhhhhh, you do something with
> eyes!"
> Well, as I said, not all TWITs are born equal...

Actually, they are not born, per se....

But, I have to agree on the "not [...] equal" comment. As far as I have been able to discern
there are three major TWIT processing centers in Texas - Fort Worth, Dallas, and of course,
Houston. Though the injection molding equipment and process is identical at all three plants,
each manufacturer employs a different "look" for their product. And of course, there are the
base, deluxe, and luxury models. It is my guess that the Amazing Norcross and his onky
friend stumbled across one of the latter.

Vail: Setting up a TWIT caste system with Beaver Creek

Stephanie Hartley

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Mar 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/12/96
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>Carl Norcross <no...@ix.netcom.com> so eloquently responded:
>
>>hart...@ix.netcom.com (Stephanie Hartley ) wrote:
>>TWIT

>Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie......you misunderstand us! We LOVE
>TWITs. Really! The incredibly tight stretch pants showing off the
Buns
This kind of LOVE my mother warned me about...

>I have to admit publicly to RSA that I have been wrong about the
>attraction of TWITs to Vail. Vail is bush league stuff - the TWIT
rookie
>league, so to speak.
hmmm...maybe this is so, indeed a rookie league - the new breed of TWIT
must have class, excuse me while I snip the following euology...

>the gold card to Mike and smiled - she'd seen the "DR" in front of his
>name on the card. Time for the coup de grace: "Is that the one with
no
>credit limit?" I asked my friend. SuperTWIT briefly went pale as she
>absorbed this information, recovered and it was all I could do to get
Carl, you must accept change, and all TWITs are not equal. Possibly in
your very near future you will see this for yourself. The
up-and-coming TWIT will have her own golden cc, but you will be
stupified by this TWIT as her balance will be 0 - you see, the very
cunning TWIT will never have to use it. She will snare the
unsuspecting machismo into impressing her with his already abused gold
plated plastic, and it will be far too late before he realizes his own
buffoonery. Seen it happen, honest.

>I haven't seen Mike since. Last I saw him, the SuperTWIT had fastened
Now, there she does have the right idea.

>type of doctor an oncologist was. "Onky, onky" she mused, then
>brightening suddenly she spouted "Ohhhhhh, you do something with
eyes!"
Well, as I said, not all TWITs are born equal...

TWIT

Vail - It's all class

Scott Abraham

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Mar 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/15/96
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Two Buddha here.
Actually, I thought that Tina was just joining in the fun. Don't know here
from Eve, but the post was reasonably witty. More the merrier, I say.
I've certainly found Stephanie to be quite a nice woman, otherwise I
wouldn't have accepted her request to make a pilgrimage to TB's playground.
For the record, guys, all I know is that I'm 14 inches taller than she is:
ergo, any suggestion that the invitation was licentiously based by either of
us is pure speculation. We'll flip for the couch.
For all I know, she could smell like liver and onions, just like the MWIT,
who is the only person who will appreciate that in-joke.
Lost somewhere in all this hot gossip is a nugget of creativity: what we are
making here is a community of skiers who will be able to network with other
skiers to travel around the world. So far this year, I've skied in two
provinces and three states with people I met on the net, and I've had a blast
each time. I've made a couple of good friends in Terry and Mary, a truely
deep connection with MadOnna, a budding relationship with Steph, and I look
forward to skiing with my other net buddies, sharing my hospitality and
enjoying theirs.
If someone wishes to think that I am using the net as a dating service, so be
it: the women I have met know better, but then again, if I think I actually
will meet someone in person, I tend to let them know who I truly am, rather
than attempt to stay in character....as much as I enjoy being this invention
known as Two Buddha.
Been a lot of fun, a lot of laughs.
But if anybody out there is taking all this shit literally, I suggest they
see a shrink.
My rates start at fifty bucks an hour: cheap, as I'm not licensed yet.
Don't know why I thought it time to be serious for a second, unless I did
want to put things in perspective for you lurkers. I encourage you to join
in the fun and make your own connections through this fascinating exercise in
virtual community.
As for me, I look forward to finding out if the TWIT emeritus is truly
qualified. Either way, I think I'll have a blast just hanging out and skiing
with a very nice woman.

Scott

Scott Abraham

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Mar 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/15/96
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dave wrote:

>
> Stephanie Hartley writes:
> >This is a late breaking story concerning Two Buddha and a..a..a..TWIT!
> >Who would have believed it? But, yes, this TWIT will be making her
> >incredible trek to the great Northwest to Two Buddha's playground.
>
> think twice before baiting the sheep lover in his lair. mwit found
> neutral territory to work better.
Actually, she was planning on going to OOOOOOOtah and looking up dave and
klaus, but she was enlightened at the last moment.

>
> >Now one, or several (Klaus, Carl, Dave, MWIT), may wonder of the reper-
> >cussions of this...has Two Buddha's persona weakened, to host a TWIT
> >(yes, stretch pants, matching skis, big hair).
>
> hopefully stretch isn't the operating word ;-)

Two Buddha promises not to Vailize Stephanie, as he does not wish to ruin her
for other men, especially if she ever gets to Oooootah. He will teach her to
baaaaaa with a Mormon accent, though.


>
> >Or has his persona
> >actually strengthened, to allow a TWIT the chance to experience
> >something bigger than she ever imagined, breath-taking vistas, terrain
> >non-existent in TX, Georgette, and a rub of his belly for good luck.
>

> or has his sheep come down with hoof and mouth disease?

TB has no STD's, nor do his sheep. Tested every week.
>
> better than the velcro gloves he met klaus's ewe with. the poor
> thing still won't accept klaus, being all stretched out and all.

She won't accept klaus because I was nice enough to give her a little hay
beforehand and I called her in the morning. Showed her how a classy guy treats
a ewe-just like I'm gonna spoil the TWIT Emeritus.
>
> "two buddah, revitalization for the forlorn... sheep happily excepted..."

Two Buddah: revitalization for all WITS.

TC

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Mar 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/16/96
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In <314A70...@halcyon.com> Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com>
writes:

>Yo, TC:
>Always nice to welcome another true believer to the fold. Fair
>warning: tweaking TB means one can be tweaked in return

Hmmm... exactly where were you thinking of tweaking?

>especially if one is a true WIT, whereupon TB will Vailize you, too,
>if you are blessed.

This WIT is of a different type than the TWIT

>>Who would have believed it? But, yes, this TWIT will be making her

>>incredible trek to the great Northwest to Two Buddha's playground. To


>>allow a TWIT the chance to experience something bigger than she ever

>>imagined.

>> Yea, like Two Buddha's reported Elephant sized Vailized member?

>Reported? Dost thou suggest a male might exaggerate about his
>manhood? Especially an initiate of Vail?

Your manhood has been well documented by no less a source than the MWIT
which is why the desperate TWIT is barking in anticipation.


>Actually, I doubt very much that Stephanie will have the chance to
>report. TB is quite shy, and does not grant the gift of Vail easily.
>Onna peeked while I was in the shower. Sneaky, just like a lawyer.

I think that the TWIT will try to do more than sneak a peak. Be wary of
a TWIT on the prowl. Even a shy Deity can be weakened when deprived of
his sheep.

>> It looks like Two Buddha may have to bring his sheepskin buffing
>>mitts, as while this TWIT seems more than willing, if her tush is not
>>up to standards and she does not bark enough Two Buddha may choose
>>between this TWIT and his buffing mitts ( assuming the sheep in
>>Canada are not up to TB's standards)

Make sure to keep an eye on the mitts, the TWIT may try to hide them to
increase her chances

>All sheep are up to my standards as long as Klaus did not get there
>first.

I know, Klaus does ruin sheep for other men, they become so much more
picky.

>Why did God invent sheep?

So TB will not be forced to settle for TWITS

>If you know the answer, you know that Two Buddha loves all of God's
>creatures equally: he merely loves some with the staff of Vail and
>others with the knowledge of Vail.

If the staff is big enough the TWIT will bark

Tina

Vail: Where it takes more than the promise of a Vailized staff to
interest an IWIT


Carl Norcross

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Mar 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/17/96
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Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com> wrote:


major snip


>Lost somewhere in all this hot gossip is a nugget of creativity: what we are
>making here is a community of skiers who will be able to network with other
>skiers to travel around the world. So far this year, I've skied in two
>provinces and three states with people I met on the net, and I've had a blast
>each time. I've made a couple of good friends in Terry and Mary, a truely
>deep connection with MadOnna, a budding relationship with Steph, and I look
>forward to skiing with my other net buddies, sharing my hospitality and
>enjoying theirs.

Amen, Brother TB. I'm looking forward to sharing Vail with the Canadian
Ski Goddess Kate, and meeting up with my brother Carl(tm) and his wife
next month. And I've truly enjoyed establishing email friendships with a
number of others as well.

BTW, I have to travel to the frozen arctic wastelands of Minnesota next
week on business, and the MadOnna has graciously consented to dine with
me one evening. Provided she's not totally repulsed by my eating habits,
she might also even show me some of the sights there (This large pile of
snow is the Metrodome; this large one is an apartment building and, no,
those aren't sculptures but are folks who didn't quite make it indoors in
time back in November when the temps went to -1kabillion F).


Carl (r)
Vail - promoting harmony for skiers of all nationalities, genders, ages
and IT's. Boarders considered on a case by case basis.


Carl Norcross

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Mar 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/17/96
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tc...@ix.netcom.com (TC ) wrote:
>In <314A70...@halcyon.com> Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com>
>writes:
>
>>Yo, TC:
>>Always nice to welcome another true believer to the fold. Fair
>>warning: tweaking TB means one can be tweaked in return
>
>Hmmm... exactly where were you thinking of tweaking?

As TwoBuddha himself stated, checking IT's is my department. He must've
been thinking of tweaking something else.
>

>
>This WIT is of a different type than the TWIT

In these days of liberal morals, this comment begs explanation, TC.
Unless this is a physical deformity, in which case you can come to Vail
and I'll check it out. My office is located right next to Dr Steadman's.
I'm a pro, after all - Official Vail IT Rater: Choice, Prime and Beaver
Creek only. Bun adjustments by appointment, ratings anytime.

> Be wary of a TWIT on the prowl. Even a shy Deity can be weakened when deprived of his sheep.

Shy? TB? That's a hoot!

Dr Carl (r)

Scott Abraham

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Mar 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/17/96
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TC wrote:
>
> In <314A70...@halcyon.com> Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com>
> writes:
>
> >Yo, TC:
> >Always nice to welcome another true believer to the fold. Fair
> >warning: tweaking TB means one can be tweaked in return
>
> Hmmm... exactly where were you thinking of tweaking?

As Two Buddha has barely met TC, the thought of where to tweak her had not
occured, other than in the net sense. As TC has joined the fray with unusual
passion, methinks that perhaps it is she that is wisheing to do some tweaking of
Two Buddha ....sounds like just another rec.skiing.alpine groupie. Ah, the
burdens of fame.
Perhaps I shall invite her to ski Snoqualmie Summit with me: as her state begins
with a I, a thousand foot verticle will impress her.


>
> >especially if one is a true WIT, whereupon TB will Vailize you, too,
> >if you are blessed.
>

> This WIT is of a different type than the TWIT

Oh? Thou truly wears stretch pants and has thy own sheepskin?


>
> >>Who would have believed it? But, yes, this TWIT will be making her
> >>incredible trek to the great Northwest to Two Buddha's playground. To
> >>allow a TWIT the chance to experience something bigger than she ever
> >>imagined.
>
> >> Yea, like Two Buddha's reported Elephant sized Vailized member?
>
> >Reported? Dost thou suggest a male might exaggerate about his
> >manhood? Especially an initiate of Vail?
>
> Your manhood has been well documented by no less a source than the MWIT
> which is why the desperate TWIT is barking in anticipation.

Sounds to Two Buddha like the IWIT is a bit jealous, for she dost protest too
much.
I am very sorry that Two Buddha has not yet offered his honor to the IWIT, but
she has not yet learned to baa in UNIX.


>
> >Actually, I doubt very much that Stephanie will have the chance to
> >report. TB is quite shy, and does not grant the gift of Vail easily.
> >Onna peeked while I was in the shower. Sneaky, just like a lawyer.
>

> I think that the TWIT will try to do more than sneak a peak. Be wary of


> a TWIT on the prowl. Even a shy Deity can be weakened when deprived of
> his sheep.

You, too, would be shy if you had such a reputation. Every net groupie in the
world wants to meet Two Buddha and ride the pony.
I am old.
I cannot bear the strain of this fame.
Thus, I retire to Canada frequently.
Just shared a chair at Sun Peaks with a fellow skiing deity, Queen Nancy Greene,
and discussed the cost of celebrity.
She, too, knew of Two Buddha, but understanding his plight, made no reference to
Vailization.
Unlike the IWIT, who lives where the shlongs are as flat as the topography.
Poor girl.

>
> >> It looks like Two Buddha may have to bring his sheepskin buffing
> >>mitts, as while this TWIT seems more than willing, if her tush is not
> >>up to standards and she does not bark enough Two Buddha may choose
> >>between this TWIT and his buffing mitts ( assuming the sheep in
> >>Canada are not up to TB's standards)
>
> Make sure to keep an eye on the mitts, the TWIT may try to hide them to
> increase her chances

Much more likely that Two Buddha will be a generous mentor, and instruct her in
their use: although as a TWIT, she might prefer to use them as Pom-poms.


>
> >All sheep are up to my standards as long as Klaus did not get there
> >first.
>
> I know, Klaus does ruin sheep for other men, they become so much more
> picky.

Excuse me, my child? It is I who ruin sheep for other men. klaus merely trains
them.


>
> If the staff is big enough the TWIT will bark

The staff must be big enough, for the IWIT is woofing.


>
> Tina
>
> Vail: Where it takes more than the promise of a Vailized staff to
> interest an IWIT

Vail: How bout an underwear tree?

Anna DeWitt

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Mar 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/18/96
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Carl Norcross wrote:

> As TwoBuddha himself stated, checking IT's is my department. He must've
> been thinking of tweaking something else.

IT's? The MadOnna thought it was ID's. Visions of you as a liftline bouncer
have been shattered.

What ho! A new vision of The Amazing Carl(r) Norcross is emerging. A daring
man, schussing his way down the hill with style, speed and grace, stopping
with a wild spray of powder next to a lonely -WIT 'neath the Underwear Tree
of Life. He flips up his Oakley Gargoyles, flashes a dazzling smile and
murmurs in a seductive undertone...."I can help you with that - trust me, I'm
Amazing." Then his gaze wanders down slowly to the Bogner stretchies.

Hmmmmmm.....the MWIT wonders if her white Bogner robes will command the same
scrutiny and come-on.

> I'm a pro, after all - Official Vail IT Rater: Choice, Prime and Beaver
> Creek only. Bun adjustments by appointment, ratings anytime.

Do you offer certificates of approval or vouchers which will allow the
Choice, Prime and BC endowed WITs certain favors - such as free lift passes,
savings on equipment and/or Chair Five Guided Tour Shenaningans?

The MadOnna ponders the notion of using her IT for such materialistic
and/or hedonistic goodies. Unfortunately craning her neck backwards in ski
gear and Bogner robes while contemplating her tush on the side of the hill
leaves her in an ungainly heap. Snow covered Bolle's do not allow her a view
of the approaching skier but a voice calls out, "I can help you with that -
trust me, I'm Amazing."


Vail: A good place to get picked up after a tumble.

klaus

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Mar 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/18/96
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On 12 Mar 1996 01:10:27 GMT, Steve Diamond (di...@ix.netcom.com) felt an irresistable urge to write:
:
:
: Tina,

:
: I am appalled at your comments about someone that you obviously could
: not know. Stephanie is one of the truly special people that are on this
: news group. Any person that has the privilege to ski with Stephanie in
: for a uniquely fun experience with someone that I am proud to call my
: friend. If SH is traveling with Two Buddha it is because she genuinely
: likes him and feels that he will be a great companion.
:
: Steve
:
: Vail- where TWITS have class and IWITS have none
:

Tina! Nice cast! Early hatch this year, eh?

-klaus

Vail-where IWITS really know how to cast.

TC

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Mar 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/19/96
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In <314C81...@halcyon.com> Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com>
writes:
>
>TC wrote:
>>
>> In <314A70...@halcyon.com> Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com>
>> writes:
>>
> methinks that perhaps it is she that is wisheing to do some tweaking
of Two Buddha ....sounds like just another rec.skiing.alpine groupie.

Not Quite, this IWIT is not impressed with those aging souls who need
to waggle their weenie to feel GOD like.

>with a I, a thousand foot verticle will impress her.

Yes, you are a true GOD, always trying to impress with stories of
verticles.


>>
>especially if one is a true WIT, whereupon TB will Vailize you, too,

Only if you meet the standards of an IWIT which are conciderably
greater than a TWIT, you must be checked out first.

>Sounds to Two Buddha like the IWIT is a bit jealous, for she dost
protest too

You can only wish, if you bark and my batteries are dead I may listen.

>I am very sorry that Two Buddha has not yet offered his honor to the
IWIT, but
>she has not yet learned to baa in UNIX.

She does not need to like a TWIT does.



>
>You, too, would be shy if you had such a reputation. Every net
>groupie in the world wants to meet Two Buddha and ride the pony.
>I am old.

We know that you are aging, that is why you are stuck with sheep,
TWITS, buffing mitts and this dating service.


>Unlike the IWIT, who lives where the shlongs are as flat as the
topography.

Did not realize that you were into looking at flat shlongs, other than
your own, of course.

>Excuse me, my child? It is I who ruin sheep for other men. klaus
merely trains
>them.

Do you believe everything your sheep tell you?


>>
>> If the staff is big enough the TWIT will bark
>
>The staff must be big enough, for the IWIT is woofing.

Your hearing must be going with your age. I am not woofing, just
laughing ... at the wrinkles in your staff.
>>
>> Tina


Carl Norcross

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Mar 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/19/96
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Anna DeWitt <dewi...@maroon.tc.umn.edu> wrote:
>Carl Norcross wrote:
>

>
>IT's? The MadOnna thought it was ID's. Visions of you as a liftline bouncer
>have been shattered.

Actually, both. The Amazing Norcross would prefer not to go to jail.

>
>What ho! A new vision of The Amazing Carl(r) Norcross is emerging. A daring
>man, schussing his way down the hill with style, speed and grace, stopping
>with a wild spray of powder next to a lonely -WIT 'neath the Underwear Tree
>of Life. He flips up his Oakley Gargoyles, flashes a dazzling smile and
>murmurs in a seductive undertone...."I can help you with that - trust me, I'm
>Amazing."

You've seen me ski! Perhaps my 1 second in Blizzard of Ahhhhs (Yo, Greg
- remember the jerk crossing under Bell Tower when you were filming?
The one you couldn't quite totally edit out?). Or have you been lurking
at HolyVail(tm), checking me out?

>Then his gaze wanders down slowly to the Bogner stretchies.

Slowly?

>
>Hmmmmmm.....the MWIT wonders if her white Bogner robes will command the same scrutiny and come-on.

If what the venerable Two Buddha, the Farakkhan of HolyVail(tm), has said
is true, then the MadOnna is indeed worthy of intense scrutiny. Glad to
hear that you replaced the baggy boarder pants. Makes the IT check so
much easier.

>Do you offer certificates of approval or vouchers which will allow the
>Choice, Prime and BC endowed WITs certain favors - such as free lift passes, savings on equipment and/or Chair Five Guided Tour Shenaningans?

Only for X-WITs possessed of infinite charm and intelligence. I see many
ITs in my line of work; very few are favored with a personalized tour of
HolyVail(tm). For even fewer do I deign to place their offering in the
hallowed U-tree.

>
>The MadOnna ponders the notion of using her IT for such materialistic
>and/or hedonistic goodies. Unfortunately craning her neck backwards in ski
>gear and Bogner robes while contemplating her tush on the side of the hill
>leaves her in an ungainly heap. Snow covered Bolle's do not allow her a view
>of the approaching skier but a voice calls out, "I can help you with that -
>trust me, I'm Amazing."
>

Just part of the job, ma'am. Help you up, brush you off (one of my
favorite parts), and admire the IT and ponytail as you ski off.

Carl (r)

Scott Abraham

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Mar 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/19/96
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Two Buddah is puzzled.
For has he not spread the word of Vail with wit and style?
Has me not spread the word about the MWIT and the TWIT emeritus with
style?
Did he not, and will he not, try to spread the MWIT and theTWIT with
style?
Yea, verily, it is time to chastise this unbeliever who calls herself
the IWIT.
Only a true heretic would name herself, for she does not understand the
rituals of Vail. WIT status is granted on two levels: first, one must
have or have had an incredible tush.
Second, one must have or have had Wit.
No one knows about the first qualification in TC's case.
Everyone is sure about the second.
Two Buddha hereby grants her a title she has earned.
Dumb I (insert flatland state name here) Maybe With an Incredible Tush.
Time for TB to drop some serious dick jokes on the DIMWIT in the hopes
that she gets a clue.

> >>
> > methinks that perhaps it is she that is wisheing to do some tweaking
> of Two Buddha ....sounds like just another rec.skiing.alpine groupie.

> Not Quite, this IWIT is not impressed with those aging souls who need
> to waggle their weenie to feel GOD like.

DIMWIT, you ignorant slut. My dick is God, an appendage granted to me
by the one and only VailGodsTM as a traveling manifestation of their
incredible powers.
In appreciating my cock as the deity, I am simply in agreement with the
opinion of most men about their shlongs. In my case, it is twue, and
all women who have had the pleasure of knowing me biblically have
worshipped it with frenzied meditation: "Oh, God. Oh, God. Don't
stop. I'm Vailing. I'm Vailing. Thank you, Vail!"
In oooootahan sheepish, the translation reads, "Baaaaaaa, Vail. Baaaaa,
Vail. Holy Maroni, baaaaaaa, Vail."
When TB waggles his weenie, he is not just slamming the salami. He is
not just whacking his pud.
He is talking to the Gods through their chosen instrument, granted to
him because of his faith, to enable him to spread the miracle of the
HolyWord of the MOG.
Excuse me a second.
"Yo, VailGods. TB here. Think you could spare some powder for me and
the TWIT emeritus next week at VailNorth, otherwise known as Whistler?
Thanks."
If you ever get the opportunity to worship my particular little bit of
Vail and talk to the Gods yourself, you'll have to get very, very close
to the transmitting instrument. It might sound like this, "Hear, oh
VailGods. I am Tina mmmmmphslurpgurglemmmmmph."


>
> >with a I, a thousand foot verticle will impress her.
>
> Yes, you are a true GOD, always trying to impress with stories of
> verticles.

Tis not stories, DIMWIT, you incredibly dense flatlander. Vail boasts
more than three thousand feet of verticle. Two Buddha boasts of merely
two feet, but if you climb it frequently and often, you, too, will reach
the top of the mountain and will be able to see the other side. Then TB
will turn you over and ski your BackBowls.


> >>
> >especially if one is a true WIT, whereupon TB will Vailize you, too,
>
> Only if you meet the standards of an IWIT which are conciderably
> greater than a TWIT, you must be checked out first.

I cannot meet the standards of an DIMWIT, as being TB, I exceed any
standards you are capable of inventing. I carry the Good MWIT's seal of
approval. There is no higher authority at this time, though the TWIT
emeritus might outrank her, if she plays her cards right.



> >Sounds to Two Buddha like the IWIT is a bit jealous, for she dost
> protest too
>
> You can only wish, if you bark and my batteries are dead I may listen.

Poor girl. Poor, stupid, underpriveledged girl. Stuck with the
farmers, never having known a man of Vail, condemned because of her
congenital facial deformities to cuddling her vibrator.
The woman of Vail threw out all their sexual aids with the exception of
the buffing mitts.
They don't need artificial stimulation.
They have the blessing of Vail.


>
> We know that you are aging, that is why you are stuck with sheep,
> TWITS, buffing mitts and this dating service.

Better than being stuck in the flatlanders, with no sheep, nor twits,
nor mitts, wishing that I could go skiing anytime I wanted to, just like
the male Vailiens. Hang in there, Tina. We'll find you a nice guy.
Buttdawg is single, and his parents might let you stay in his room
overnight. Bish is looking too. I think you would like each other.
Ever get the urge to jump a cliff?

>
> >Unlike the IWIT, who lives where the shlongs are as flat as the
> topography.
>
> Did not realize that you were into looking at flat shlongs, other than
> your own, of course.

Actually, heard about it from your sister, who also mentioned certain
flat chests and butts which cause incredible fits of jealousy about
women who are neither and get to hang with cool gods like TB, Carl (r),
and klaus.


>>
> >> If the staff is big enough the TWIT will bark
> >
> >The staff must be big enough, for the IWIT is woofing.
>
> Your hearing must be going with your age. I am not woofing, just
> laughing ... at the wrinkles in your staff.

Those are age lines, child. Like a tree. Every year, I add girth and
height, because I serve Vail well. Unlike the stretch marks on your
tattered hide, my wrinkles are marks of positive growth.

Repent, Tina, and one of us might get horny enough to invite you to
pitch a tent in our backyards. Plenty of bags available if you don't
want to show your face.

Vail: Gee, TB is certainly feeling pissy tonight.

Scott Abraham

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Mar 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/20/96
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TC wrote a whole bunch of really strange shit.
I'm tired of playing this very troublesome game.
For example:
> Yes , your own abusive psycho style
>
> TB I am much smarter than you.
>
> See I knew I was getting to you, I must admit you are now using very
> creative terms for someone of your limited intelligence.

>
> I will let the world sing the praises of a true idiot. See when a real
> woman exposes your true nature you drop all pretenses of creativity and squeal that your weenie is GOD, and its big tooo.
>
>
> Hmmm.... so the sick one is being creative again, sooo witty.....
> DIMWIT, I'm impressed at how many uses you have for that term.
>
>
> I fear that as impotent as TB is he can only dream about a real woman
> like Tina. I am not surprised that you are into sodomy, you have
> expressed interest in other mens weenies in the past.
>
> Sounds like your GOD complex again, oh sick one.
>

> Yes, those are age lines, and like a tree filled with parasites sits
> there and rots from the inside. As for girth, I do admit to getting a
> little grossed out for the first time thinking of your fat flabby
> belly. If you listen carefully I am still laughing, not with you, but
> at you.
>
> I guess it has been a long time since you have been around real women.
> It is I who do the inspecting to see if men are worthy. I am sorry to
> disappoint you but aging men with GOD complexes that prey on weak woman
> and has a fondness for their own weenie and the weenies of other men
> are not my type. You might try the TWIT she is much less
> discriminating.
>
> Keep the comments coming for as you keep responding the world will get
> to know you better and realize that what they thought was a buffoon
> with a GOD complex is in reality a very sick man who can become
> dangerous. I am comforted by your anger and abusive words since I know
> that you are feeling the heat from being exposed. As I said the more
> you protest the more I will know that I am getting to you.
>
> Vail: See, TB gets prissy when we talk about other mens weenies

This really isn't funny anymore, TC. You are right, however, about the
sick part.
Problem is, you need the shrink.
I am one, but I don't work with such delusions.
See someone about your very deep misandry, your lack of boundaries, your
abusive and delusional choice of insults, your inability to reality
check your fantasies, and your confusion of the fictional character of
Two Buddha with your daddy, your boyfriends, and your johns.
Generally, the flaming that goes on in rsa is reasonably good natured.
Even those who think I'm an asshole do not sink so low as to invent
unfounded charges-they just call me a jerk and go on with their lives.
I tell them to bite it and go on with my life.
As you should.
But first, you have to get one.
Actually, TC, given your paranoid delusions, gradiose self-image,
rampant misandry, projective rage, global anger, and blatant and
deliberate dishonesty, I should be the one who is worried about someone
getting dangerous. You sound more and more like the rsa version of
Lorena Bobbitt every post.
The difference between you and I, TC, is that I post here for fun.
You post here because you are a very troubled woman.
Get help.
In the meantime, I've posted the last response I ever will to your
insane ramblings.
Thank God you live in the flatlands.
You are right about one thing, though.
I am not worthy of you.
So leave me alone, Tina. You are one very scary woman.
Turn your anger to those who fucked you over, not a stranger on the net
who pushes your buttons.
I think I'm going to go get seriously dangerous to anybody who gets in
my way at Whistler next week....especially snowboarders.

Vail North: Watch out for sicko pervert faggot sheepfucking predatory
abusive impotent fat (true) flabby God complexed little-dicked Two
Buddha. Somebody warn Customs to stop him at the border before he goes
postal and kills all the snowboarders in Canada.

TC

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Mar 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/20/96
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In <314FB7...@halcyon.com> Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com>
writes:

>Two Buddah is puzzled.
>For has he not spread the word of Vail with wit and style?
>Has me not spread the word about the MWIT and the TWIT emeritus with
>style?

Yes , your own abusive psycho style

>Did he not, and will he not, try to spread the MWIT and the TWIT with
>style?

If you mean spread their legs you are correct, if you do it with style
that is for your *wit groupies to say

>Yea, verily, it is time to chastise this unbeliever who calls herself
>the IWIT. Only a true heretic would name herself, for she does not
understand the
>rituals of Vail.

You are misinformed for the name IWIT was given to me by Klaus

>No one knows about the first qualification in TC's case.

Only the truly fortunate know.

>Two Buddha hereby grants her a title she has earned.
>Dumb I (insert flatland state name here) Maybe With an Incredible
Tush.

TB I am much smarter than you. You are right about my tush though

>Time for TB to drop some serious dick jokes on the DIMWIT in the hopes
>that she gets a clue.

See I knew I was getting to you, I must admit you are now using very


creative terms for someone of your limited intelligence.

>DIMWIT, you ignorant slut.

Impressive

>My dick is God, an appendage granted to me
>by the one and only VailGodsTM as a traveling manifestation of their
>incredible powers.

I will let the world sing the praises of a true idiot. See when a real


woman exposes your true nature you drop all pretenses of creativity and
squeal that your weenie is GOD, and its big tooo.

>When TB waggles his weenie, he is not just slamming the salami. He is
>not just whacking his pud.

You know you could go blind if you keep playing with yourself like
that. I would suggest maybe stopping when you need glasses.

>Excuse me a second.
>"Yo, VailGods. TB here. Think you could spare some powder for me and
>the TWIT emeritus next week at VailNorth, otherwise known as Whistler?
>Thanks."

Do you mean bullets for your weenie? If you cannot get it out of the
garage the TWIT will be sooooo disappointed.

>Tis not stories, DIMWIT, you incredibly dense flatlander.

Hmmm.... so the sick one is being creative again, sooo witty.....


DIMWIT, I'm impressed at how many uses you have for that term.

>Vail boasts more than three thousand feet of verticle. Two Buddha


>boasts of merely two feet, but if you climb it frequently and often,
>you, too, will reach the top of the mountain and will be able to see
>the other side. Then TB will turn you over and ski your BackBowls.

I fear that as impotent as TB is he can only dream about a real woman


like Tina. I am not surprised that you are into sodomy, you have
expressed interest in other mens weenies in the past.

>I cannot meet the standards of an DIMWIT, as being TB, I exceed any

>standards you are capable of inventing.

Sounds like your GOD complex again, oh sick one.

>> We know that you are aging, that is why you are stuck with sheep,


>> TWITS, buffing mitts and this dating service.

>> Your hearing must be going with your age. I am not woofing, just


>> laughing ... at the wrinkles in your staff.

>Those are age lines, child. Like a tree. Every year, I add girth and

Yes, those are age lines, and like a tree filled with parasites sits


there and rots from the inside. As for girth, I do admit to getting a
little grossed out for the first time thinking of your fat flabby
belly. If you listen carefully I am still laughing, not with you, but
at you.

>Repent, Tina, and one of us might get horny enough to invite you to

>pitch a tent in our backyards.

I guess it has been a long time since you have been around real women.


It is I who do the inspecting to see if men are worthy. I am sorry to
disappoint you but aging men with GOD complexes that prey on weak woman
and has a fondness for their own weenie and the weenies of other men
are not my type. You might try the TWIT she is much less
discriminating.

Keep the comments coming for as you keep responding the world will get
to know you better and realize that what they thought was a buffoon
with a GOD complex is in reality a very sick man who can become
dangerous. I am comforted by your anger and abusive words since I know
that you are feeling the heat from being exposed. As I said the more
you protest the more I will know that I am getting to you.

>Vail: Gee, TB is certainly feeling pissy tonight.

Carl Norcross

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Mar 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/20/96
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TB and TC,

Yo, guys! The flame war is getting out of hand, I think. What started
out as some criticism and at least a semblance of an exchange of ideas
has degenerated into savage sarcasm and insults. It's not entertaining
any longer; in fact, it's embarassing.

How about a cease fire, OK? No need for anyone to get a last word in.
Let it go, or at least keep it private.

I'm not going to suggest that you kiss and make-up, mostly because I'm
afraid of just what parts you'd each publicly suggest that the other
kiss. You've both gone overboard, though.

Carl (r)

Vail - Peace.


Carl Norcross

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Mar 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/21/96
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Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com> wrote:
>TC wrote a whole bunch of really strange shit.
>I'm tired of playing this very troublesome game.


S N I P


Good. Quit it. Both of you!

Carl (r)


TC

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Mar 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/21/96
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In <3150B0...@halcyon.com> Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com>
writes:

>TC wrote a whole bunch of really strange shit.
>I'm tired of playing this very troublesome game.

>For example:

TB, and I call you TB instead of Scott Abraham since you are the one
that is delusional and needs to create a GOD like alter ego. Since you
have listed examples of a troublesome game and want to play quack
shrink over it I thought I would lift some quotes by the delusional TB.

>Time for TB to drop some serious dick jokes on the DIMWIT in the hopes
>that she gets a clue.

>In appreciating my cock as the deity, I am simply in agreement with


>the opinion of most men about their shlongs.

>When TB waggles his weenie, he is not just slamming the salami. He is


>not just whacking his pud.

>Tis not stories, DIMWIT, you incredibly dense flatlander.

>TB will turn you over and ski your BackBowls.

> Unlike the stretch marks on your tattered hide,

>Two Buddha hereby grants her a title she has earned. Dumb

>DIMWIT, you ignorant slut.

>My dick is God

>the source of the wool is right between your ears

> Tina. Some people think dick jokes are funny

>TB puts down women who use their sexuality to prey upon men, or who
have no brains

>TB puts down stupid idiots like Tina

> I denigrate traditional women who fulfill traditional sex roles.
This one is especially dangerous for one that is a quack shrink!

Now for some serious talk TB. You constantly refer to yourself as a
shrink, sometimes you say un-licensed and sometimes you claim to be a
full fledged one. I cannot verify either. Being a shrink is not a
badge of honor, it is a job. While there are some good shrinks that
help people there are many shrinks that are quite crazy themselves.
Some shrinks even abuse their patients. Not all, but what if you are
one of those? All it means is that people trust a shrink with their
minds. Your rambles have vacillated between being nasty and delusional.
If anyone disagrees with you they are dumb and if some one gets
offended at your insults they can't take a joke. You are living in a
make believe world TB, you seem to be having trouble separating your
alter ego from reality. You make gross assumptions about my parents,
type of men that I might date and many other things that you
could not know about. You call every thing negative about you lies and
call others paranoid. It sounds like you are transferring some inner
hatred and some serious emotional problems to others. Denying it does
not make it so and quoting Phyco babble does not make you the sane one.

I will grant your wish and stop this thread since I have accomplished
what I wanted to. That was to point out to this news group how boorish
you really are. They will read your statements and mine and make up
their own minds. The only thing I do know is that for many here you
will be perceived as the pathetic creature you really are. Your status
here will never be the same for most. You are weak and insecure and
need the alter ego of a GOD to feel potent. I suppose you will continue
to look for women on line that are insecure enough to build up your
self esteem and praise you. Unfortunately you will probably still find
them. It is people like you that make the net a dangerous place for
people.

Tina


david mann

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Mar 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/21/96
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Scott Abraham (scot...@halcyon.com) wrote:
: Problem is, you need the shrink.

: I am one, but I don't work with such delusions.
: See someone about your very deep misandry, your lack of boundaries, your
: abusive and delusional choice of insults, your inability to reality
[snip...]

Since you brought it up, for the benifit of those
of us without access to WEB browsers, why don't you
tell us what sort of academic degrees and professional
certifications you have. I happen to have a couple of
friends with their PhDs in psychology and a couple of
more who work as counselors. I will ask them, but I
doubt that any of them would agree that a electronic
exchange, especially a 'flame-war', is any way to make
an accurate accesment of someone's mental health.

There are a couple of things that could be going on.
It could be that like your formulaic fallic references,
you will claim that your so-called professional
acessment of TB is only a joke; simply irony. If this
is the case and if you have no professional qualifications,
then your humor is just so much BS. Into the kill-file
you go then.

If your accessment is just a joke and you DO have the
professional qualifications you claim, then I would
suggest your lame humor only serves to undercut the
credibility of your field (which is already suspect
in the academy to begin with). You have lowered your
self by using your credentials for a thinly vieled
justification for a brutal personal attack. If you
have an advanced degree (and I repeat if), then you
are an embarassement to the academy.

Finally, it could be that you have the credentials
and that you have offered your best professional
accessment of TB. In that case, you are certainly pushing
the limits of 'cyber-psychology'. I will mention
your post to my friend, Dr. Tim Lynch, a pioneer
in the field although I suspect he will offer
stiff criticism of how the electronic medium has
affected you.

My suggestion is to come clean and to publically
admit that you've gone too far and to retract your
latest attack on TB.


Dave Mann

dam...@lynx.neu.edu


david mann

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Mar 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/21/96
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Scott Abraham (scot...@halcyon.com) wrote:
: Problem is, you need the shrink.
: I am one, but I don't work with such delusions.
: See someone about your very deep misandry, your lack of boundaries, your
: abusive and delusional choice of insults, your inability to reality
: check your fantasies, and your confusion of the fictional character of
: Two Buddha with your daddy, your boyfriends, and your johns.
: Generally, the flaming that goes on in rsa is reasonably good natured.
: Even those who think I'm an asshole do not sink so low as to invent
: unfounded charges-they just call me a jerk and go on with their lives.
: I tell them to bite it and go on with my life.

Not only is this crap self-contradictory, it is insulting
and ultimately very, very boring. Newsflash! They invented
e-mail. Take it there. Bring back the "best mountain ski"
and "Rossi Rules!" threads. Infinitely more enlightening.


Dave Mann

dam...@lynx.neu.edu


Berton Callicoatt

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Mar 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/21/96
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In article <4iqgci$s...@dfw-ixnews4.ix.netcom.com>,
Carl Norcross <no...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>Scott Abraham <scot...@halcyon.com> wrote:
>>TC wrote a whole bunch of really strange shit.
>>I'm tired of playing this very troublesome game.
>
>Good. Quit it. Both of you!
>
Insert previously posted bullshit regarding kill files
from assorted vailians here.

It is nice that somebody has as much time to waste as
tb to actually respond to the repulsive bandwidth he
is so intent on spreading.

Enjoying "this very troublesome game."

Bert

vail: where it all started

Scott Abraham

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Mar 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/21/96
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david mann wrote:
>
> Scott Abraham (scot...@halcyon.com) wrote:
> : Problem is, you need the shrink.
> : I am one, but I don't work with such delusions.
> : See someone about your very deep misandry, your lack of boundaries, your
> : abusive and delusional choice of insults, your inability to reality
> [snip...]
>
> Since you brought it up, for the benifit of those
> of us without access to WEB browsers, why don't you
> tell us what sort of academic degrees and professional
> certifications you have. I happen to have a couple of
> friends with their PhDs in psychology and a couple of
> more who work as counselors. I will ask them, but I
> doubt that any of them would agree that a electronic
> exchange, especially a 'flame-war', is any way to make
> an accurate accesment of someone's mental health.

Yo, Dave.

I have posted on several occasions that I am a graduate student
in psychology at the MA program at Antioch University in Seattle.
I am a licensed addictions counselor in the state of Washington,
and I have a bachelor's degree in psychology.
But I don't practice on the net.
And I do not have to tolerate sick individuals who get
their jollies viciously inventing lies about other people.
Technically, whether or not I choose to tolerate Tina's
deliberate slander has no bearing on whether I am an effective
counselor.
My choice of a career does not, in any way, remove my
right to defend myself from deliberate attempts to harm my
character and reputation. Tina does not have the slightest
idea of whom I am, what I do, how I behave with other people,
how I relate to the women in my life, or any other facet of
my life.
Yet she chose to disseminate across the world blatant and
deliberate lies as describing me as a sexual
predator, a cult leader, gay, impotent, God-complexed, etc.
I suspect if I were to call you such names you, too, would
be quite angry at the person who irresponsibly attacked you in
such a fashion.
Of course, you ignore TC's behavior.
Which just tells me what a hypocrite you are.
Run that past your shrink friends and ask them why you are
so biased.
I have my own theories.
You obviously know little or nothing of human behavior. When
you show your shrink friends these posts, make sure to show
them in order, with TC's attacks.
While they might criticize me for overreacting (perhaps justifiably)
I doubt very much that they will disagree with my conclusions.
She is a very sick woman.
And you are a flaming hypocrite, sir.


>
> There are a couple of things that could be going on.
> It could be that like your formulaic fallic references,
> you will claim that your so-called professional
> acessment of TB is only a joke; simply irony. If this
> is the case and if you have no professional qualifications,
> then your humor is just so much BS. Into the kill-file
> you go then.

And your post is so much bullshit. If you don't like my
sense of humor, so be it. Don't bother to extend that into
an attack on me as a person, into writing outright falsehoods,
into slandering and libeling my friends. If you do not condemn
Tina's irrational, raging, dishonest, disingenous posts,
I have no respect for your honesty either.
Your lack of balance, plus your apparent ability to
ignore Tina's unconscionable libels, coupled with her obvious
dysfunction, just go to show me that you are another PC
dweeb who lacks any sense of fairness.


>
> If your accessment is just a joke and you DO have the
> professional qualifications you claim, then I would
> suggest your lame humor only serves to undercut the
> credibility of your field (which is already suspect
> in the academy to begin with). You have lowered your
> self by using your credentials for a thinly vieled
> justification for a brutal personal attack. If you
> have an advanced degree (and I repeat if), then you
> are an embarassement to the academy.

Excuse me? I was the one who was brutally attacked. I did
not even know this woman existed until a few days ago. I
did not provoke her in any way, but I will not apologize
for responding to her unfounded accusations and deliberate
lies. I reserve the right to reply in kind, unless you are paying
me for my services.
Once again, your lack of any sense of proportion betrays
your bias.


>
> Finally, it could be that you have the credentials
> and that you have offered your best professional
> accessment of TB. In that case, you are certainly pushing
> the limits of 'cyber-psychology'. I will mention
> your post to my friend, Dr. Tim Lynch, a pioneer
> in the field although I suspect he will offer
> stiff criticism of how the electronic medium has
> affected you.

Be my guest. I offer you this opinion of how the electronic
medium has effected you.

>
> My suggestion is to come clean and to publically
> admit that you've gone too far and to retract your
> latest attack on TB.

I retract nothing. My suggestion is that you immediately
condemn TC's unconscionable postings, or you will betray
yourself for what you are.

>
> Dave Mann
>
Scott Abraham

p.s. you also might note that while TC posts anonymously,
I always post under my full name.
Who is more honest?

References available on request

Bruno Melli

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Mar 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/22/96
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david mann (dam...@lynx.dac.neu.edu) wrote:
: Bring back the "best mountain ski"

: and "Rossi Rules!" threads. Infinitely more enlightening.

Hey, this is the net, feel free to restart these threads and enlighten us.
That said, if we are taking votes I'd rather see the TB in action than
going through an endless "my ski is better than yours" thread.

If you don't like his stuff most descent newsreaders lets you
make up your own kill files. Filtering out the man and any reference
to sheep should get you started...

bruno.

Dale Bish

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Mar 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/22/96
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: Buttdawg is single, and his parents might let you stay in his room
: overnight. Bish is looking too. I think you would like each other.
: Ever get the urge to jump a cliff?


I knew you couldn't resist. I've been waiting, wondering inf perhaps you
were able to just let it slide, but of course, you can't.
Bish is now single, my girlfriend (who makes her home in Sweden) and I
just stopped seeing each other, too bad. But I don't know Two Buddha, if
I had another girlfriend, does that mean I'd have to deflate my blowup
doll? I've gotten very close to it. I haven't jump[ed a cliff in 3
weeks, now that is restraint....I've been out of the r.s.a soap for a
while, who is Tina? I do agree that r.s.a has become a singles meeting
room rather than a discussion of ski topics, but that's OK. I can talk
skiing on hyperski, my new hotspot.
Dale
Vailazation comes from within...the closet.

--
***********************************************
*"Mother Nature Always Bats Last..." *
*"Don't let your Fears stand in the way of *
* Your Dreams..." *
***********************************************

Dale Bish
Studnet, ski bum, future problem for social inequities
drb...@ucdavis.edu


Scott Abraham

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Mar 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/23/96
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Dale Bish wrote:
>
> : Buttdawg is single, and his parents might let you stay in his room

> : overnight. Bish is looking too. I think you would like each other.
> : Ever get the urge to jump a cliff?
>
> I knew you couldn't resist. I've been waiting, wondering inf perhaps you
> were able to just let it slide, but of course, you can't.
> Bish is now single, my girlfriend (who makes her home in Sweden) and I
> just stopped seeing each other, too bad. But I don't know Two Buddha, if
> I had another girlfriend, does that mean I'd have to deflate my blowup
> doll? I've gotten very close to it. I haven't jump[ed a cliff in 3
> weeks, now that is restraint....I've been out of the r.s.a soap for a
> while, who is Tina? I do agree that r.s.a has become a singles meeting
> room rather than a discussion of ski topics, but that's OK. I can talk
> skiing on hyperski, my new hotspot.
> Dale
> Vailazation comes from within...the closet.
>
Ok, bish, fair is fair.
You been cool.
I shouldn't have slammed ya.
I'm sorry.
Two Buddha
Vail: We can apologize.

Mark H. Orgel

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Mar 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/24/96
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In article <4iq38p$7...@dfw-ixnews1.ix.netcom.com>, Carl Norcross (no...@ix.netcom.com) writes:
>TB and TC,
>
>Yo, guys! The flame war is getting out of hand, I think. What started
>out as some criticism and at least a semblance of an exchange of ideas
>has degenerated into savage sarcasm and insults. It's not entertaining
>any longer; in fact, it's embarassing.
>
>How about a cease fire, OK? No need for anyone to get a last word in.
>Let it go, or at least keep it private.
>
Hear, Hear!

lately this newsgroup has all the social dynamics of a grade-school
playground. I agree, THIS IS EMBARASSING. Even though your
vocabularies are excellent, this argument is reminiscent of two
six year olds arguing. GET LIVES! STOP WASTING BANDWIDTH.

--
Mark H. Orgel E-Mail: MHO...@aol.com
Louisville, KY MHO...@skimeister.win.net
"A dog has personality, and personality goes a long way"

Eviel Dewar

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Jul 25, 2017, 4:15:55 PM7/25/17
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Here's a classic:

On Thursday, March 21, 1996 at 4:00:00 AM UTC-4, TC wrote:

> Now for some serious talk TB. You constantly refer to yourself as a
> shrink, sometimes you say un-licensed and sometimes you claim to be a
> full fledged one. I cannot verify either. Being a shrink is not a
> badge of honor, it is a job. While there are some good shrinks that
> help people there are many shrinks that are quite crazy themselves.
> Some shrinks even abuse their patients. Not all, but what if you are
> one of those? All it means is that people trust a shrink with their
> minds. Your rambles have vacillated between being nasty and delusional.
> If anyone disagrees with you they are dumb and if some one gets
> offended at your insults they can't take a joke. You are living in a
> make believe world TB, you seem to be having trouble separating your
> alter ego from reality. You make gross assumptions about my parents,
> type of men that I might date and many other things that you
> could not know about. You call every thing negative about you lies and
> call others paranoid. It sounds like you are transferring some inner
> hatred and some serious emotional problems to others. Denying it does
> not make it so and quoting Phyco babble does not make you the sane one.
>
> I will grant your wish and stop this thread since I have accomplished
> what I wanted to. That was to point out to this news group how boorish
> you really are. They will read your statements and mine and make up
> their own minds. The only thing I do know is that for many here you
> will be perceived as the pathetic creature you really are. Your status
> here will never be the same for most. You are weak and insecure and
> need the alter ego of a GOD to feel potent. I suppose you will continue

Scott Abraham

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Jul 26, 2017, 1:01:54 AM7/26/17
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What a pathetic, lying cunt. A true freak, just like the idiot who just quoted her. What was her full name again? Oh, yeah, just another anonymous internet coward lying and defaming and taking cheap shots, twenty years ago. One thing for sure: it is people like you and her who make the internet a dangerous place for decent people. Not that I have to worry about any of you cowards trying to make it dangerous IRL.
Keep dragging out the golden oldies, freak. This is fascinating. Never cease to be amazed at how much hatred I got from people I exposed as the lying frauds, cowards, pathological liars, stalkers, and nutjobs they are. You know what was really hilarious? This sick cunt presumed to try and diagnose me, but was so fucking stupid she couldn't even spell Psychobabble. Not to mention doing exactly what she accused me of.
Hey, did your buddy Just Pussy manage to recruit this bitch into your private Facebook group?

Eviel Dewar

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Jul 26, 2017, 12:50:12 PM7/26/17
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On Wednesday, July 26, 2017 at 1:01:54 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:

> What a pathetic, lying cunt. A true freak, just like the idiot who just quoted her. What was her full name again? Oh, yeah, just another anonymous internet coward lying and defaming and taking cheap shots, twenty years ago. One thing for sure: it is people like you and her who make the internet a dangerous place for decent people. Not that I have to worry about any of you cowards trying to make it dangerous IRL.
> Keep dragging out the golden oldies, freak. This is fascinating. Never cease to be amazed at how much hatred I got from people I exposed as the lying frauds, cowards, pathological liars, stalkers, and nutjobs they are. You know what was really hilarious? This sick cunt presumed to try and diagnose me, but was so fucking stupid she couldn't even spell Psychobabble. Not to mention doing exactly what she accused me of.
> Hey, did your buddy Just Pussy manage to recruit this bitch into your private Facebook group?

As the saying goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just read this quote:

"If anyone disagrees with you they are dumb and if some one gets offended at your insults they can't take a joke. You are living in a make believe world TB, you seem to be having trouble separating your alter ego from reality. You call every thing negative about you lies and call others paranoid. It sounds like you are transferring some inner hatred and some serious emotional problems to others"

One thing *has* changed, though - "TB" doesn't stand for "Two Buddha" anymore!

I trust you got a good ass-pounding from the Holy Roman Emperor this past weekend. LOL.

Scott Abraham

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Jul 26, 2017, 4:38:06 PM7/26/17
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On Wednesday, July 26, 2017 at 9:50:12 AM UTC-7, Eviel Dewar wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 26, 2017 at 1:01:54 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
>
> > What a pathetic, lying cunt. A true freak, just like the idiot who just quoted her. What was her full name again? Oh, yeah, just another anonymous internet coward lying and defaming and taking cheap shots, twenty years ago. One thing for sure: it is people like you and her who make the internet a dangerous place for decent people. Not that I have to worry about any of you cowards trying to make it dangerous IRL.
> > Keep dragging out the golden oldies, freak. This is fascinating. Never cease to be amazed at how much hatred I got from people I exposed as the lying frauds, cowards, pathological liars, stalkers, and nutjobs they are. You know what was really hilarious? This sick cunt presumed to try and diagnose me, but was so fucking stupid she couldn't even spell Psychobabble. Not to mention doing exactly what she accused me of.
> > Hey, did your buddy Just Pussy manage to recruit this bitch into your private Facebook group?
>
> As the saying goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just read this quote:

I treat liars, defamers, and stalkers the same. Consistently. She was one of the craziest freaks ever, almost as crazy as your buddy Just Pussy.
>
> "If anyone disagrees with you they are dumb and if some one gets offended at your insults they can't take a joke. You are living in a make believe world TB, you seem to be having trouble separating your alter ego from reality. You call every thing negative about you lies and call others paranoid. It sounds like you are transferring some inner hatred and some serious emotional problems to others"
>
> One thing *has* changed, though - "TB" doesn't stand for "Two Buddha" anymore!

Still get called TB by many friends from the old days. At tennis, too. Idiot. Looks like you are transferring a lot of inner hatred and serious emotional problems onto others, as witness the following:
>
> I trust you got a good ass-pounding from the Holy Roman Emperor this past weekend. LOL.

Damn, you're stupid. Not just a sick freak, but truly idiotic and clueless. Last weekend, I was enjoying the Olympic Peninsula, Hurricane Ridge, hearing a couple of my favorite bands, waking up in beautiful places on the water, and you were stuck in whatever shithole you live in. WINNING!!!!!
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