This is to the tune of that aladdin song:
A Whole Nude World
by Walther, Fleury, and Friedland
!Aladdin!
I can show you my penis,
Big and sparkling and splendid,
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.
I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways, and under
On my magic mattress ride.
A whole nude world,
A new fantastic way to screw,
Everyone tells me "no,"
I need a blow,
So I can start my screaming.
!Jasmine!
A whole nude world,
My sizzling space you never knew,
But when you're way down there,
Engrossed in hair,
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
!Aladdin!
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
!Jasmine!
Unbelievable size,
Indescribable squealing,
Leaning, bending, and kneeling
At my moist and gaping thighs.
A whole nude world
!Aladdin!
Don't you dare close your thighs
!Jasmine!
A hundred thousand sperm in me
!Aladdin!
Hold your breath-- it gets better
!Jasmine!
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far,
I can't go back to my virginity.
!Aladdin!
A whole nude world
!Jasmine!
Every thrust of your thighs
>!Aladdin!
>With new positions we can screw
!Jasmine!
Every moment gets wetter
!Both!
I'll lick you anywhere,
Hey, I don't care,
Let me share this whole nude world with you.
!Aladdin!
A whole nude world
!Jasmine!
A whole nude world
!Aladdin!
That's where we'll be
!Jasmine!
That's where we'll be
!Aladdin!
A thrilling taste
!Jasmine!
Of my hot place
!Both!
To you from me.
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/ \ Name: Pete Mitchelle ============TOP**GUN============ \
/ \ Rank: Lieutenant ========= __/\__ ========= \
\ \ Callsign: Maverick ====== \ / ====== \
\ \ E-Mail: ri...@wam.umd.edu === |/\| === \
\ \_____________________________________________________________\
\ / /
\ / /
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Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: A Whole Nude World...
Followup-To:
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Cc:
This is my first post to this newsgroupe. Let me know if
you'll like this kinda stuff, and by jove will I post more.
This is to the tune of that aladdin song:
A Whole Nude World
by Walther, Fleury, and Friedland
!Aladdin!
I can show you my penis,
Big and sparkling and splendid,
I can make it extended
On my magic mattress ride.
I can open your thighs,
Rock your body like thunder,
Over, sideways, and under
On my magic mattress ride.
A whole nude world,
A new fantastic way to screw,
Everyone tells me "no,"
I need a blow,
So I can start my screaming.
!Jasmine!
A whole nude world,
My sizzling space you never knew,
But when you're way down there,
Engrossed in hair,
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
!Aladdin!
Now I'm in a whole nude world with you.
!Jasmine!
Unbelievable size,
Indescribable squealing,
Leaning, bending, and kneeling
At my moist and gaping thighs.
A whole nude world
!Aladdin!
Don't you dare close your thighs
!Jasmine!
A hundred thousand sperm in me
!Aladdin!
Hold your breath-- it gets better
!Jasmine!
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far,
I can't go back to my virginity.
!Aladdin!
A whole nude world
!Jasmine!
Every thrust of your thighs
>!Aladdin!
>With new positions we can screw
!Jasmine!
Every moment gets wetter
!Both!
I'll lick you anywhere,
Hey, I don't care,
Let me share this whole nude world with you.
!Aladdin!
A whole nude world
!Jasmine!
A whole nude world
!Aladdin!
That's where we'll be
!Jasmine!
That's where we'll be
!Aladdin!
A thrilling taste
!Jasmine!
Of my hot place
!Both!
To you from me.
______________________________________________________________
/\ \
/ \ Name: Pete Mitchelle ============TOP**GUN============ \
/ \ Rank: Lieutenant ========= __/\__ ========= \
\ \ Callsign: Maverick ====== \ / ====== \
\ \ E-Mail: ri...@wam.umd.edu === |/\| === \
\ \_____________________________________________________________\
\ / /
\ / /
\/_____________________________________________________________/