>Eh, heh heh... yup!
Just testing here... Lemme see now... That bet
Esben, believe us...you are not a kat, nor a squirrel...or a dark figure,
you are just parasite!
--
Reinder
...be afraid...be very afraid...
www.aglami.com/reinder
Nonono... last time I started a crosspost between these two groups, it
went on far too long ;)
SnornL
Oh, forgot to say hey to all the AFDers... ::waves:: :)
SnornL
Heh heh heeeh...
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>Esben, believe us...you are not a kat, nor a squirrel...or a dark figure,
>you are just parasite!
No, I'm a shapeshifter with schitzophrania...
>Nonono... last time I started a crosspost between these two groups, it
>went on far too long ;)
you can't mean that. it has stopped now, hasn't it?
--
Tamf ((mooie lellowdragon, teuncerdreamer, vigorous guardian
of good humour and useful usenet standards))
~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I
think I've forgotten this before. (Steven Wright)
>Oh, forgot to say hey to all the AFDers... ::waves:: :)
Ah, inter-newsgroupian relations... :)
It's stopped now, but it did go on for at least a few months.. I had it
crossposted to alt.games.creatures as well. Admittedly, it was the
AGLAMIans who were responsible for most of the posts to the thread...
wish I'd never posted it in the first place, hehe.
Oh, and I remember you... I never posted at AFD enough for anyone there
to remember me, but I did float in and out a bit :)
SnornL
>Ah, inter-newsgroupian relations... :)
*SPLUT*
--
Tamf ((mooie lellowdragon, teuncerdreamer, vigorous guardian
of good humour and useful usenet standards))
~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~
Pedantry -- gotta love it. Unless, of course, you don't. (Rai)
>Oh, and I remember you... I never posted at AFD enough for anyone there
>to remember me, but I did float in and out a bit :)
yay! i remember you too! what do we do now, sit around and be nostalgic?
it's the season to be silly, after all.
--
Tamf ((mooie lellowdragon, teuncerdreamer, vigorous guardian
of good humour and useful usenet standards))
~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~'~~~~~'~~~
there's no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself
going mad. you might just as well give in and save your sanity
for later.
>yay! i remember you too! what do we do now, sit around and be nostalgic?
>it's the season to be silly, after all.
Are you sure we can do that? I mean, it's been quite a long time...
>there's no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself
>going mad. you might just as well give in and save your sanity
>for later.
Such pretty words... What truth...
>>Ah, inter-newsgroupian relations... :)
>
>*SPLUT*
Here we go again...
*throws a small porkchop towards Tamf and studies her reaction*
*Atob's Monkey emerges, an abominable mixture of hundred of assimilated
Usenet posters*
OOOK OOK OK ACK OOOK
(We are the Atob's Monkey, prepare to be assimilated)
OK AKK OOOK OAK OOOK...OOOO, OOKK!!!!!
(Your splut will be added to the banana collective and.... LOOK, A
BANANA!)
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Atob
Persistantly Unnoficial Rebel Minister Of Unatural Silences In
Conversations
"What a strange world we live in, and I'm all for making it stranger."
Religious wars are just arguments over whose invisible friend is real.
alt.fan.elite since 10/06/2000
alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island since 27/10/2000
alt.fan.monty-python.silliness since 01/12/2000
Owner of 40,020,000 "points suck" points
(0.05% of which are slightly used and vaguely lemon-lime flavour)
SnornL wrote:
*Terratek's disembodied maniacal laughter echoes around the area.*
"Whahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
--
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Member of SONNLOS
Official of Something (Choklitism)
Official in Charge of Cheesetech (Cheesism)
High Cardinal of Jihads and Food Fights (Cheesism)
Wing-Brother to Athagon
Wing-Brother to Crean Soultongue
Father to Exalite
Uncle to Solara
Owner of 10 Chocolate Points
Member of the AFD Pouncing Team
Veteran of the Flame War
Member of the UPoAN
Terratek's Dragon Code:
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"Out! Out! I command you demons of stupidity to be gone!" -Dogbert
"The Fuolornis Fire Dragons were revered throughout the lands of
Brequinda in the Foth of Avalars for their savage beauty, their noble
ways, and their habit of biting people who didn't revere them." -Douglas
Adams
>>Esben, believe us...you are not a kat, nor a squirrel...or a dark figure,
>>you are just parasite!
>
>No, I'm a shapeshifter with schitzophrania...
Well, if ou don't stop changing names, we will call ou Esben forever!
pixel
Right, If you don't understand the post, try adding
'y's , because this keyboards 'y'-key is screwed up.
"Decrucify the angel or else I'll melt your face!" - Barbarella
>Eh, heh heh... yup!
Oh no! You didn't! Waaah!!!!
*runs away and hides*
FOOOOOD FIGHT!
We are holding your chocolate supply hostage... I'd like to see you try
and take it back ::throws a cream pie at AFD and runs::
SnornL
That's pretty much what we seem to do every other time this has happened
:)
> it's the season to be silly, after all.
Hmm... it is indeed... ::contemplates throwing food::
SnornL
>>>Esben, believe us...you are not a kat, nor a squirrel...or a dark figure,
>>>you are just parasite!
>>
>>No, I'm a shapeshifter with schitzophrania...
>
>Well, if ou don't stop changing names, we will call ou Esben forever!
Aren't we already doing that?
Kasper
--
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Owner of imaginary blondes
Member of the Not-so-official Pang Fanclub
ICQ#: 1845018
Current favourite track:
Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)
Crossposts are cool.
---------------------------------------------------
Michael Y. Ball
bal...@nospamlineone.net
ICQ: 87049487
Me and my friends' pages on comic books, games and
other useful stuff can be found at:
No longer the newest Aglamian (joined on 31st August 2000)
Completer of the six trials
Currently hanging out with Han
Alter ego of the AGLAMI Vigilante
Proud owner of:
One salted monkey tail
One throttlebug - The Pet That Just Keeps On Strangling (TM)
[This space reserved for Bev and his twelve blue whales]
"You know, you're frighteningly sane for an Aglamian."
- Luke T. Whitmore
"Hating John - it's like a religion."
- Luke, Our Almighty High Priest of the Church of Anti-Ievinism
Luke: Hmmm, no, you can't eat those velociraptors, they were fed on sheep
extract and are therefore diseased.
Mike: Damn! You shouldn't have said that, Ievins might have eaten them.
Luke: Ievins was fed on sheep extract and is also diseased.
Ievins (about two weeks later): WHAT?!?!? OKAY... WHO WROTE THAT, AND WHY?
----------------
Kasper: BTW, what's 7 feet long and wrapped around a turd?
Pixel: Uh... I don't know, what is 7 feet long and wrapped around a turd
Kasper?
Luke: You're right, it's Kasper.
>>Eh, heh heh... yup!
>
>Oh no! You didn't! Waaah!!!!
>*runs away and hides*
Come on, Pix'... I supposed to, remember? I am a shapeshifter after
all... ;)
>>>>Esben, believe us...you are not a kat, nor a squirrel...or a dark figure,
>>>>you are just parasite!
>>>
>>>No, I'm a shapeshifter with schitzophrania...
>>
>>Well, if ou don't stop changing names, we will call ou Esben forever!
>
>Aren't we already doing that?
Eh... Yeah, you are in fact.
(this is like killing someone and then saying: "If you try that again,
I'll really hurt you...")
>>>Eh, heh heh... yup!
>>
>>Oh no! You didn't! Waaah!!!!
>>*runs away and hides*
>
>Come on, Pix'... I supposed to, remember? I am a shapeshifter after
>all... ;)
Hurh... Oh well....
>>>>Esben, believe us...you are not a kat, nor a squirrel...or a dark figure,
>>>>you are just parasite!
>>>
>>>No, I'm a shapeshifter with schitzophrania...
>>
>>Well, if ou don't stop changing names, we will call ou Esben forever!
>
>Aren't we already doing that?
Hmmm, true....
>(this is like killing someone and then saying: "If you try that again,
>I'll really hurt you...")
Aren't we already doing that as well?
--
Luke T. Whitmore
http://www.lukovich.co.uk
http://www.aglami.com
ICQ: 86922225
--
"The truth hurts. I am not sure yet though, who it's going to hurt." - Pixel
>In article <3a447e58...@news.get2net.dk>, joint_...@cyberdude.com
>(KAT) writes:
>
>>(this is like killing someone and then saying: "If you try that again,
>>I'll really hurt you...")
>
>Aren't we already doing that as well?
Well, Reinder's the "Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths"... So my answer's going
to be: YEP!
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--------------<\=[ KAT ]=/>-----------------
------- http://hjem.get2net.dk/ek/ --------
-------------------------------------------------
- shapeshifting cat with a twisted mind
- owner of 20 AFD Chocolate Points
- member of the Eh-sayers
----------- Dragon Code v2.4 ---------------
DC2.Mfd~ Gm L~ W T Afhlt~ Sku~
Ha! I'm not a boy anymore! I'm an adult now! So please make that "Man-Of-A-
Thousand-Deaths"
--
Reinder
...be afraid...be very afraid...
www.aglami.com/reinder
>>>(this is like killing someone and then saying: "If you try that again,
>>>I'll really hurt you...")
>>
>>Aren't we already doing that as well?
>
>Well, Reinder's the "Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths"... So my answer's going
>to be: YEP!
Jolly good. Let's play tennis.
>>>Aren't we already doing that as well?
>>
>>Well, Reinder's the "Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths"... So my answer's going
>>to be: YEP!
>
>Ha! I'm not a boy anymore! I'm an adult now! So please make that "Man-Of-A-
>Thousand-Deaths"
But when you had the thousand deaths, you were just a boy. So you are now a
man, but you are the Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths as well. So ha.
No non onon o...I am immortal!
>>>Ha! I'm not a boy anymore! I'm an adult now! So please make that "Man-Of-A-
>>>Thousand-Deaths"
>>
>>But when you had the thousand deaths, you were just a boy. So you are now a
>>man, but you are the Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths as well. So ha.
>
>No non onon o...I am immortal!
Then you aren't the Man- or the Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths.
>In article <3a450e85...@news.get2net.dk>, joint_...@cyberdude.com
>(KAT) writes:
>
>>>>(this is like killing someone and then saying: "If you try that again,
>>>>I'll really hurt you...")
>>>
>>>Aren't we already doing that as well?
>>
>>Well, Reinder's the "Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths"... So my answer's going
>>to be: YEP!
>
>Jolly good. Let's play tennis.
*smash*
--
--------------<\=[ KAT ]=/>-----------------
------- http://hjem.get2net.dk/ek/ --------
-------------------------------------------------
- shapeshifting cat with a twisted mind
- owner of 20 AFD Chocolate Points
- member of the Eh-sayers
----------- Dragon Code v2.4 ---------------
DC2.Mfd~ Gm L~ W T Afhlt~ Sku~
C~wh\rb B- A-- Fr/Fr N! M- O H++ $
>Luke T. Whitmore schreef:
>>>Ha! I'm not a boy anymore! I'm an adult now! So please make that "Man-Of-A-
>>>Thousand-Deaths"
>>
>>But when you had the thousand deaths, you were just a boy. So you are now a
>>man, but you are the Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths as well. So ha.
>
>No non onon o...I am immortal!
A small cat steps out of the shadows, brandishing a long-sword with
the words "Purrfect Rage" engraved in the blade. He grins at Reinder,
bows and says: "One more time, Reinder? For old times sakes?"
>>>>Aren't we already doing that as well?
>>>
>>>Well, Reinder's the "Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths"... So my answer's going
>>>to be: YEP!
>>
>>Jolly good. Let's play tennis.
>
>*smash*
:: staggers away clutching teeth in hand ::
Hmmm... anyone want some teeth?
:: proffers teeth ::
>>>>Well, Reinder's the "Boy-Of-A-Thousand-Deaths"... So my answer's going
>>>>to be: YEP!
>>>
>>>Jolly good. Let's play tennis.
>>
>>*smash*
>
>:: staggers away clutching teeth in hand ::
>
>Hmmm... anyone want some teeth?
>
>:: proffers teeth ::
Let's make you an I.O.D...
>>:: staggers away clutching teeth in hand ::
>>
>>Hmmm... anyone want some teeth?
>>
>>:: proffers teeth ::
>
>Let's make you an I.O.D...
Let's make you a D.O.A...
:: unsheathes sword ::
>In article <3a453799...@news.get2net.dk>, joint_...@cyberdude.com
>(KAT) writes:
>
>>>:: staggers away clutching teeth in hand ::
>>>
>>>Hmmm... anyone want some teeth?
>>>
>>>:: proffers teeth ::
>>
>>Let's make you an I.O.D...
>
>Let's make you a D.O.A...
>
>:: unsheathes sword ::
"Please, kind sir..." the cat says, as it places it's paw on it's own
still-sheathed long-sword, "I haven't come here to fight..."
>>>Let's make you an I.O.D...
>>
>>Let's make you a D.O.A...
>>
>>:: unsheathes sword ::
>
>"Please, kind sir..." the cat says, as it places it's paw on it's own
>still-sheathed long-sword, "I haven't come here to fight..."
Oh, alright. In that case, let's play tennis!
>>>>Let's make you an I.O.D...
>>>
>>>Let's make you a D.O.A...
>>>
>>>:: unsheathes sword ::
>>
>>"Please, kind sir..." the cat says, as it places it's paw on it's own
>>still-sheathed long-sword, "I haven't come here to fight..."
>
>Oh, alright. In that case, let's play tennis!
The feline gets an evil expression on it's face and hits Luke over the
shin with a raquet (spelled that way?) and says: "Perhaps I'll accept
that fight anyway..."
>>>"Please, kind sir..." the cat says, as it places it's paw on it's own
>>>still-sheathed long-sword, "I haven't come here to fight..."
>>
>>Oh, alright. In that case, let's play tennis!
>
>The feline gets an evil expression on it's face and hits Luke over the
>shin with a raquet (spelled that way?) and says: "Perhaps I'll accept
>that fight anyway..."
Alright...
:: rips wire mesh from fence and leaps at Kat ::
>In article <3a454167...@news.get2net.dk>, joint_...@cyberdude.com
>(KAT) writes:
>
>>>>"Please, kind sir..." the cat says, as it places it's paw on it's own
>>>>still-sheathed long-sword, "I haven't come here to fight..."
>>>
>>>Oh, alright. In that case, let's play tennis!
>>
>>The feline gets an evil expression on it's face and hits Luke over the
>>shin with a raquet (spelled that way?) and says: "Perhaps I'll accept
>>that fight anyway..."
>
>Alright...
>
>:: rips wire mesh from fence and leaps at Kat ::
"Nice improvisation, my friend!!" the cats chuckles, as it unsheaths
it's long-sword and assumed fighting-stance. "Remember that this is a
friendly fight, we're not supposed to kill each other (at least not
yet)" it says, as it awaits the next move of it's opponent...
indeedles.
I haven't seen a crosspost from aglami for a while... did the flames scare
you away or something? 8-)
--
This insane ranting was brought to you by eevil bananas. Blaa!
www.chani3.com/Uaine/jncoboy.html
Walnuts.
>>>The feline gets an evil expression on it's face and hits Luke over the
>>>shin with a raquet (spelled that way?) and says: "Perhaps I'll accept
>>>that fight anyway..."
>>
>>Alright...
>>
>>:: rips wire mesh from fence and leaps at Kat ::
>
>"Nice improvisation, my friend!!" the cats chuckles, as it unsheaths
>it's long-sword and assumed fighting-stance. "Remember that this is a
>friendly fight, we're not supposed to kill each other (at least not
>yet)" it says, as it awaits the next move of it's opponent...
:: circles around the cat ::
:: reads message entitled 'A Final Farewell' ::
:: watches as Kat vanishes ::
You may have won this battle, but... oh, you didn't win this battle. Nevermind
then.
>In article <3a454408...@news.get2net.dk>, joint_...@cyberdude.com
>(KAT) writes:
>
>>>>The feline gets an evil expression on it's face and hits Luke over the
>>>>shin with a raquet (spelled that way?) and says: "Perhaps I'll accept
>>>>that fight anyway..."
>>>
>>>Alright...
>>>
>>>:: rips wire mesh from fence and leaps at Kat ::
>>
>>"Nice improvisation, my friend!!" the cats chuckles, as it unsheaths
>>it's long-sword and assumed fighting-stance. "Remember that this is a
>>friendly fight, we're not supposed to kill each other (at least not
>>yet)" it says, as it awaits the next move of it's opponent...
>
>:: circles around the cat ::
>
>:: reads message entitled 'A Final Farewell' ::
>
>:: watches as Kat vanishes ::
>
>You may have won this battle, but... oh, you didn't win this battle. Nevermind
>then.
See you tomorrow...
>> Crossposts are cool.
>>
>indeedles.
>I haven't seen a crosspost from aglami for a while... did the flames scare
>you away or something? 8-)
Not exactly... Krista killed us all... I think she's a necromancer...
ah... I'm glad I wasn't there, then. 8-)
::kills krista::
wah, even if I stay away from aglami, I still have no time... ญค_ค
>>:: reads message entitled 'A Final Farewell' ::
>>
>>:: watches as Kat vanishes ::
>>
>>You may have won this battle, but... oh, you didn't win this battle.
>Nevermind
>>then.
>
>See you tomorrow...
Indeed...
:: waves sword ::
>ah... I'm glad I wasn't there, then. 8-)
>::kills krista::
>
>wah, even if I stay away from aglami, I still have no time... ญค_ค
I guess you know what you want for Christmas then.
Kasper
--
Insulter of Poles
Owner of imaginary blondes
Member of the Not-so-official Pang Fanclub
ICQ#: 1845018
Current favourite track:
Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)
::stands up and looks at her seat::
Nope, I've still got some here...
SnornL
>>ah... I'm glad I wasn't there, then. 8-)
>>::kills krista::
>>
>>wah, even if I stay away from aglami, I still have no time... ญค_ค
>
>I guess you know what you want for Christmas then.
I want my immortality!! *pouts* *grins madly*
>>>wah, even if I stay away from aglami, I still have no time... ญค_ค
>>
>>I guess you know what you want for Christmas then.
>
>I want my immortality!! *pouts* *grins madly*
Or you could just wish for time to stop. That would have the same
effect.
>Or you could just wish for time to stop. That would have the same
>effect.
Not really... I'm not going to be around to see the 3rd millenium! :(
A humanly figure, clad in dark clothes and wearing a pointy hat, dismounts
his motorcycle and steps on the wet street stones. From under his clothes
he flashes a sharp sword, 'Death of Klarup' its name calls. With hell
smouldering redly in his eyes he glares at Esben. "Okay, one more
time...one more time..." Then the human advances a step to the cat.
"...after all, there can be only one!!!"
>> :: staggers away clutching teeth in hand ::
>>
>> Hmmm... anyone want some teeth?
>>
>> :: proffers teeth ::
>
>::stands up and looks at her seat::
>Nope, I've still got some here...
But they're just on loan from Reinder!
>>>No non onon o...I am immortal!
>>
>>A small cat steps out of the shadows, brandishing a long-sword with
>>the words "Purrfect Rage" engraved in the blade. He grins at Reinder,
>>bows and says: "One more time, Reinder? For old times sakes?"
>
>A humanly figure, clad in dark clothes and wearing a pointy hat, dismounts
>his motorcycle and steps on the wet street stones. From under his clothes
>he flashes a sharp sword, 'Death of Klarup' its name calls. With hell
>smouldering redly in his eyes he glares at Esben. "Okay, one more
>time...one more time..." Then the human advances a step to the cat.
>"...after all, there can be only one!!!"
*goes to find some popcorn*
pixel
Right, If you don't understand the post, try adding
'y's , because this keyboards 'y'-key is screwed up.
"Decrucify the angel or else I'll melt your face!" - Barbarella
>> >>Jolly good. Let's play tennis.
>> >
>> >*smash*
>>
>> :: staggers away clutching teeth in hand ::
>>
>> Hmmm... anyone want some teeth?
>>
>> :: proffers teeth ::
>
>::stands up and looks at her seat::
>Nope, I've still got some here...
Restrain yourself Pixel!!! Must not give in! Waaah!
>>>The feline gets an evil expression on it's face and hits Luke over the
>>>shin with a raquet (spelled that way?) and says: "Perhaps I'll accept
>>>that fight anyway..."
>>
>>Alright...
>>
>>:: rips wire mesh from fence and leaps at Kat ::
>
>"Nice improvisation, my friend!!" the cats chuckles, as it unsheaths
>it's long-sword and assumed fighting-stance. "Remember that this is a
>friendly fight, we're not supposed to kill each other (at least not
>yet)" it says, as it awaits the next move of it's opponent...
*pulls out crossbow*
Oh joy! Target practice!
Sir, do you feel all right everywhere?
>>Or you could just wish for time to stop. That would have the same
>>effect.
>
>Not really... I'm not going to be around to see the 3rd millenium! :(
It's ok. The Apocalypse is in about a week from now, anyway.
>>>A small cat steps out of the shadows, brandishing a long-sword with
>>>the words "Purrfect Rage" engraved in the blade. He grins at Reinder,
>>>bows and says: "One more time, Reinder? For old times sakes?"
>>
>>A humanly figure, clad in dark clothes and wearing a pointy hat, dismounts
>>his motorcycle and steps on the wet street stones. From under his clothes
>>he flashes a sharp sword, 'Death of Klarup' its name calls. With hell
>>smouldering redly in his eyes he glares at Esben. "Okay, one more
>>time...one more time..." Then the human advances a step to the cat.
>>"...after all, there can be only one!!!"
>
>*goes to find some popcorn*
KAT breathes deeply a couple of times, his tail rapidly swishing from side to
side. The raindrops, which are now falling heavily upon the two duellists,
doesn't really seem to reach him. They just seem to stop in midair and slide off
the barrier, joining the rest of the raindrops on the cold pavement below.
Clutching the long-sword tightly in his forepaws, KAT gets into figtingstance.
The only source of light in the alley is the Purrfect Rage, whose blade has
begun emitting a pure white light. "Your move..." the feline whispers, as it
prepares itself for the oncoming duel.
>On Sun, 24 Dec 2000 13:10:28 GMT, KAT (joint_...@cyberdude.com
>(KAT)) wrote:
>
>>>Or you could just wish for time to stop. That would have the same
>>>effect.
>>
>>Not really... I'm not going to be around to see the 3rd millenium! :(
>
>It's ok. The Apocalypse is in about a week from now, anyway.
Aw, man... }:(
>>>> :: proffers teeth ::
>>>
>>>::stands up and looks at her seat::
>>>Nope, I've still got some here...
>>
>>Restrain yourself Pixel!!! Must not give in! Waaah!
>
>Sir, do you feel all right everywhere?
Uh... not really....
>>>Or you could just wish for time to stop. That would have the same
>>>effect.
>>
>>Not really... I'm not going to be around to see the 3rd millenium! :(
>
>It's ok. The Apocalypse is in about a week from now, anyway.
Oh god! Not again!
>>>>Or you could just wish for time to stop. That would have the same
>>>>effect.
>>>
>>>Not really... I'm not going to be around to see the 3rd millenium! :(
>>
>>It's ok. The Apocalypse is in about a week from now, anyway.
>
>Oh god! Not again!
Well, we didn't get it last year, so hopefully it's jackpot this year.
Kasper
--
Insulter of Poles
Owner of imaginary blondes
Member of the Not-so-official Pang Fanclub
ICQ#: 1845018
Current favourite track:
Madonna & Massive Attack - I Want You.
Reinder takes off his pointy hat and places it in the darkness, on the dark
sparkling stones. "To this point I shall return, with or without in my
hands a head, chopped off his cat trunk. There can be only one!" Then he
turns around. His hair gets all wet and slicks dripping on his forehead.
Also his shoulders are teased by the rain, as if some event of great
significance is to come. The the human points his mighty sword at the
feline. He boisters in the dark air: "TSJAKKA!!!" And then suddenly with a
flash faster than lightning it speeds trough the air and cuts it way
through tail flesh of the feline...but the sword clashes into the bones of
the tail. Reinder pulls back his sword. "If I had know cats are made of
such sturdy material, I would have had Durin himself to sharpen my blade.
Alas, for now I have to enforce my attacks to hew his head..."
The humanly figure eyes the feline, waiting for what to come.
Did you fall over a Cosinus?
>Reinder takes off his pointy hat and places it in the darkness, on the dark
>sparkling stones. "To this point I shall return, with or without in my
>hands a head, chopped off his cat trunk. There can be only one!" Then he
>turns around. His hair gets all wet and slicks dripping on his forehead.
>Also his shoulders are teased by the rain, as if some event of great
>significance is to come. The the human points his mighty sword at the
>feline. He boisters in the dark air: "TSJAKKA!!!" And then suddenly with a
>flash faster than lightning it speeds trough the air and cuts it way
>through tail flesh of the feline...but the sword clashes into the bones of
>the tail.
Uh...Reinder, I don't think there's any bone in tails.
>Reinder takes off his pointy hat and places it in the darkness, on the dark
>sparkling stones. "To this point I shall return, with or without in my
>hands a head, chopped off his cat trunk. There can be only one!" Then he
>turns around. His hair gets all wet and slicks dripping on his forehead.
>Also his shoulders are teased by the rain, as if some event of great
>significance is to come. The the human points his mighty sword at the
>feline. He boisters in the dark air: "TSJAKKA!!!" And then suddenly with a
>flash faster than lightning it speeds trough the air and cuts it way
>through the tail flesh of the feline...but the sword clashes into the bones of
>the tail. Reinder pulls back his sword. "If I had know cats are made of
>such sturdy material, I would have had Durin himself to sharpen my blade.
>Alas, for now I have to enforce my attacks to hew his head..."
>The humanly figure eyes the feline, waiting for what to come.
The blood from the cut on KAT's tail drips onto the pavement, where it is
quickly washed away by the rain. The shredded tail-flesh begins to crawl as if
possesing a mind of it's own, and within a few moments the wound has closed
itself. Nothing remains of it but a small hairless stripe along the tail and a
puddle of quickly-dissolving blood. KAT looks at Reinder with a hint of anger in
his green slitted eyes and hisses. His hiss then trails off, and time seems to
slow down to a halt, as the two combatants stare at each other. Each one waiting
for the other to make the next move. Suddenly the white-furred feline springs
into action, jumping towards Reinder and swiping downwards with the long-sword.
Emanating from his sword, the soft light reflects in his fur with all the colors
of the rainbow. The sound of metal hitting metal echoes through the alley, as
Reinder parries the blow with his own sword. Sparks fly and temporarily light up
the area around KAT and Reinder, their swords pressed together in a show of
strength between them. The Purrfect Rage seems to growl, as it grinds against
The Death of Klarup. The combatants seperate again and start circling each
other. With a scream, Reinder rushed forward and swings his sword towards KAT's
neck. Moving like lightning, KAT ducks and counter-attacks. Howling in
fury-filled ecstacy, The Purrfect Rage races through Reinder's right thigh,
nearing seperating it from his body. The blood-spurt from the newly-inflicted
wound dying the brick-wall behind Reinder a lightly crimson color. Reinder
stumbles and almost falls, but by using his sword to steady himself, he manages
to stay on his feet. The wound, which would have proven fatal to any normal
human, starts closing itself. Soon Reinder's leg has returned to it's former
state. Reinder looks at KAT with a look in his eyes, that could very well be
some kind of twisted amusement. Glowing with a bright white light, The Purrfect
Rage absorbs the stains left by Reinder's blood on it's blade. KAT grins and
bares his sharp fangs. To his surprise and amusement, Reinder returns the grin.
>>Reinder takes off his pointy hat and places it in the darkness, on the dark
>>sparkling stones. "To this point I shall return, with or without in my
>>hands a head, chopped off his cat trunk. There can be only one!" Then he
>>turns around. His hair gets all wet and slicks dripping on his forehead.
>>Also his shoulders are teased by the rain, as if some event of great
>>significance is to come. The the human points his mighty sword at the
>>feline. He boisters in the dark air: "TSJAKKA!!!" And then suddenly with a
>>flash faster than lightning it speeds trough the air and cuts it way
>>through tail flesh of the feline...but the sword clashes into the bones of
>>the tail.
>
>Uh...Reinder, I don't think there's any bone in tails.
Yes there are, they're an extension of the vertebrae IIRC. But there are
definitely bones in tails.
I have to agree with Luke here...'kraakbeen', it's the same kind of bones
as in your
ear, but I forgot the English word for it.
I once broke the tail of Sjors, my old and wise cat, by throwing him down
the stairs...
The two of them are standing on the street, looking at each others. Reinder
with a crafty smile upon his thin lips, KAT moving up and down the long
snouty hairs, as in joy. Darkness encloses them, but their figures
themselves remain visible in a grotesque light, as if they posses might of
old sealed for minds of the current time. Reinder does not await the feline
attack, but aggresses at once toward KAT, wielding the Death of Klarup,
with all powers in his robust limbs, through the nightly air. It carves a
deep wound on the feline nose, whose eyes are filled with his own blood.
More blood drips from his nose, reddening a trail toward his next moment,
following Reinder. Since the wound does not last for long and blood not any
longer covers his keen sight, KAT sees how Reinder stumbles against the
earth-cold wall, wetted by the heavy rain. Immediately the Purrfect Rage
crashes into the stony wall, missing Reinders head save his right ear. KATs
esoteric long-sword is near Reinders throat, which is pulsating in sweat
and fear. Their heads face each others. Big cat eyes Reinder sees glowing.
Menacingly but with a scent of jocularity KAT whispers: "One of must
go...the time I do not now". As Reinder eyes the sharp blade closely right
of him he sees a melancholic blue though clear spirited light curling
around the hardened steel. The anxious lives of immortals that have gone
mortal before them hymn in the background. His own sword Reinder cannot
use, for is lies under him. KAT grims at Reinder for it seems the last time
and then he slowly moves the Purrfect Rage to the left, seeing how extreme
fear is glistering in Reinders old eyes. However without KAT noticing it,
the human being manages to get his left knee bent and his foot almost
touching the feline stomach. With a powerful kick KAT meets Reinders boot
and hurls a few metres off on the stones, his nails creakingly on the paved
stones. In a flash Reinder stands up again, grasping the Death of Klarup
forward. He grimaces at KAT when he sees him getting up...
Cartlidge...
>
> I once broke the tail of Sjors, my old and wise cat, by throwing him down
> the stairs...
You threw your cat down the stairs??? EVIL
Reinder!
>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Krista [ICQ NUMBER: 46101705]
Married to Luke T. Whitmore on October 28th, 2000
>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Well! I was only two years old...
*looks guilty with a door on his head*
Hmmm... I suppose you couldn't help it if you were
2. Hee hee... I once painted my dog's toenails
pink (His name was Luke, what a coincidence!)
>> Well! I was only two years old...
>> *looks guilty with a door on his head*
>
>Hmmm... I suppose you couldn't help it if you were
>2. Hee hee... I once painted my dog's toenails
>pink (His name was Luke, what a coincidence!)
Yeah, I was named after your famous dog.
> >Hmmm... I suppose you couldn't help it if you were
> >2. Hee hee... I once painted my dog's toenails
> >pink (His name was Luke, what a coincidence!)
>
> Yeah, I was named after your famous dog.
He would be 15 now... almost 16... if he hadn't of
died.
::cries::
>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Krista [ICQ NUMBER: 46101705]
Married to Luke T. Whitmore on October 28th, 2000
>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
A new celebration is in the works! KRISTAMAS
shall be celebrated on April 9th at 8:15AM!
>> Yeah, I was named after your famous dog.
>
>He would be 15 now... almost 16... if he hadn't of
>died.
>
>::cries::
There, there... no matter what happens, there's always a place in heaven for
every little dog.
> There, there... no matter what happens, there's always a place in heaven for
> every little dog.
::hugs Luke the human::
=D
--
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"K@T" <joint_...@cyberdude.com> wrote in message
news:3a4363ff...@news.get2net.dk...
> Eh, heh heh... yup!
>> I have to agree with Luke here...'kraakbeen', it's the same kind of bones
>> as in your
>> ear, but I forgot the English word for it.
>
>Cartlidge...
Yes, but cartilage is not bone.
>Please refrain from this crosspost to AFD. Nobody here appears to be at all
>interested.
>
>=D
Actually, Digi, =I= am finding it amuzing. ;P
*snuggles*
Quelonzia Stormdancer
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>I once broke the tail of Sjors, my old and wise cat, by throwing him down
>the stairs...
YOU SICK BASTARD!!! }:(
>>Please refrain from this crosspost to AFD. Nobody here appears to be at all
>>interested.
>>
>>=D
>
>Actually, Digi, =I= am finding it amuzing. ;P
>
>*snuggles*
I'm confused...
>In article <3A47E6B6...@ns.sympatico.ca>, Krista Sinnis
><ksi...@ns.sympatico.ca> writes:
>
>>> Well! I was only two years old...
>>> *looks guilty with a door on his head*
>>
>>Hmmm... I suppose you couldn't help it if you were
>>2. Hee hee... I once painted my dog's toenails
>>pink (His name was Luke, what a coincidence!)
>
>Yeah, I was named after your famous dog.
Wait! That's like Indiana Jones... He's also been named after the dog! ;)
>Menacingly but with a scent of jocularity KAT whispers: "One of must
>go...the time I do not now".
Excuse... What am I saying there?
I can't quite grasp the meaning of that sentence... Sorry...
>>*snuggles*
>I'm confused...
*throws a nut at parasite*
--
Tamf | Sir, I admit your general rule
at home in Norway | That every poet is a fool;
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#' But you yourself may serve to show it,
(Alexander Pope) That every fool is not a poet.
>>I once broke the tail of Sjors, my old and wise cat, by throwing him down
>>the stairs...
>
>YOU SICK BASTARD!!! }:(
My cat has a thing with boxes. If he sees an empty box, he has to
crawl into it.
>>Menacingly but with a scent of jocularity KAT whispers: "One of must
>>go...the time I do not now".
>
>Excuse... What am I saying there?
>I can't quite grasp the meaning of that sentence... Sorry...
I think he means "One of us must go...the time I do not know".
>Please refrain from this crosspost to AFD. Nobody here appears to be at all
>interested.
>
>=D
Bah, you AFD people aren't what you used to be. No offense.
err! uhm! well! I did do it on purpose, Sjors wasn't allowed to go upstairs
back then...
another terrible thing is that I once almost flushed Sjors through the
toilet (he was very small that time) but my father saved the cat.
"One of US must go...the time I do not KNOW"
It's the keyboard devil, I tell you.
Our other cat has that as well. He always bites the box in pieces. Do you
think it is a disease?
>>>>>Or you could just wish for time to stop. That would have the same
>>>>>effect.
>>>>
>>>>Not really... I'm not going to be around to see the 3rd millenium! :(
>>>
>>>It's ok. The Apocalypse is in about a week from now, anyway.
>>
>>Oh god! Not again!
>
>Well, we didn't get it last year, so hopefully it's jackpot this year.
I thought it did happen last year... Or was that just the alcohol?
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Right, If you don't understand the post, try adding
'y's , because this keyboards 'y'-key is screwed up.
"Decrucify the angel or I'll melt your face!" - Barbarella
>>>>Restrain yourself Pixel!!! Must not give in! Waaah!
>>>
>>>Sir, do you feel all right everywhere?
>>
>>Uh... not really....
>
>Did you fall over a Cosinus?
A what?
>>>Reinder takes off his pointy hat and places it in the darkness, on the dark
>>>sparkling stones. "To this point I shall return, with or without in my
>>>hands a head, chopped off his cat trunk. There can be only one!" Then he
>>>turns around. His hair gets all wet and slicks dripping on his forehead.
>>>Also his shoulders are teased by the rain, as if some event of great
>>>significance is to come. The the human points his mighty sword at the
>>>feline. He boisters in the dark air: "TSJAKKA!!!" And then suddenly with a
>>>flash faster than lightning it speeds trough the air and cuts it way
>>>through tail flesh of the feline...but the sword clashes into the bones of
>>>the tail.
>>
>>Uh...Reinder, I don't think there's any bone in tails.
>
>Yes there are, they're an extension of the vertebrae IIRC. But there are
>definitely bones in tails.
Luke's right here. There are bones.
>>>I once broke the tail of Sjors, my old and wise cat, by throwing him down
>>>the stairs...
>>
>>YOU SICK BASTARD!!! }:(
>
>My cat has a thing with boxes. If he sees an empty box, he has to
>crawl into it.
Hmmm, our cats likes flying...
::nods:: Definately. My mother broke Nutmeg's tail once, she
accidentally parked her car on it.
SnornL
>joint_...@cyberdude.com (KAT) delivered this message, nicely
>wrapped in aluminum foil:
>
>>>*snuggles*
>>I'm confused...
>
>*throws a nut at parasite*
The white-furred cat leaps into the air and grasps the nut in his right forepaw.
As gravity takes it's hold in his body, the sunlight reflecting in his fur
shining in all the colors of the rainbow. Landing on all fours (save the paw,
that's holding the nut off course), he looks up at the yellow dragoness and
makes it know, that he is grateful. Then he gets up, standing on his hindlegs,
and looks at the nut, which lies in the palm of his right forearm. KAT take a
deep breahth then hums a small melodic tune to himself. With a small crack, the
nut shell slowly opens. KAT discards the shell and eats the contents of the nut.
"Thanks, Tamf!" he says, and looks at her again, "I was wondering, if you knew
who I really was... Thanks for recognizing me..."