[JNCOBOY] EVERYONE READ!!!!
Redwordsmith (Nicws9)
>
> Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
> called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly any
> OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
> insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
> Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG all
> because of this one guy whos posts never ended (about 100 of them) No, i am not
> a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want something
> like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because i am
> a naven, and also other navenish posts. Thats why, if you have something to say
> that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s) directly.
> And for all of the other name-callers (hinting out names, not mentioning) try
> to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
> happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover some
> sense. BTW tomorrow is my birthday, so BE NICE TO ME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. ok???
Remember How I said silence is the best policy? This also applies when
your in deep shee (I'll leave it up to you to determine how to interpret
this). Furthermore, I believe you are lying!
I don't see how AOL could "shut down" an NG. They can stop carrying a NG* and
send out a "rmgroup" message, but otherwise they don't have any authority in
the matter. Other servers may respect that request from AOL, but many others
will just think "AOh*lL" and forget it. Also, someone would probably send out
another cmsg to re-create the group on services with auto-responds. Overall,
I doubt AGC is in any real trouble. As someone once said: "Old newsgroups
don't die, they just fade away."
*By all means, it would mean we'd never have to hear from you in a long time.
My patience, my all means, has been completely exhausted (LONG after
everyone else's has) so I'll add you to my filters with a final piece of
advice: BE QUIET for awhile. Because I am a forgiving person I will delete
the filter sometime in the future, as I would advise everyone to do; simply
because people can/do change. I sincerely hope you eventually realize that
respect is something that must be earned, and that it's not what you say, it's
how you say it. Goodbye.
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>
> Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
> called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly any
> OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
> insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
> Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG all
> because of this one guy whos posts never ended (about 100 of them) No, i am not
> a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want something
> like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because i am
> a naven, and also other navenish posts. Thats why, if you have something to say
> that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s) directly.
> And for all of the other name-callers (hinting out names, not mentioning) try
> to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
> happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover some
> sense. BTW tomorrow is my birthday, so BE NICE TO ME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. ok???
Heh.. this seems to remind me of people that come into chat asking for
all of our "screen names". Some people seem to think that AOL is the
Internet, and they have power over all. Sorry to ruin your fantasy,
JNCOBOY86, but AOL has exactly 0% power of this newsgroup. Hundreds,
maybe thousands of people, all over the world, read this newsgroup.
Hence, hundreds, most likely thousands, of ISPs carry this newsgroup.
Now, I'm very sure if AOL did have power over this NG, as to remove it,
they would most likely remove one small problem (a user causing
trouble), rather then get thousands of people very, very angry.
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JNCOBOY86
Denise L. Voskuil
> Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
>called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly any
>OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
>insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
>Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG all
>because of this one guy whos posts never ended (about 100 of them) No, i am not
>a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want something
>like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because i am
>a naven, and also other navenish posts.
FYI, AOL cannot shut down alt.games.creatures because of complaints
about you. This newsgroup exists at thousands of ISPs around the
world.
- Denise
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LazerKat
>insulting things on the NG,
The same thing he's doing to alt.games.nintendo.pokemon....
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Shelby Ramanauskas
have just joined this NG so I don't know but I agree w/ Rewardsmith!!
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NORNGod wrote in message <368EEC99...@fast.net>...
>JNCOBOY86 wrote:
>>
>> Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
>> called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly
any
>> OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
>> insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
>> Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG
all
>> because of this one guy whos posts never ended (about 100 of them) No, i
am not
>> a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want
something
>> like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because
i am
to say
>> that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s)
directly.
>> And for all of the other name-callers (hinting out names, not mentioning)
try
>> to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
>> happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover
some
>> sense. BTW tomorrow is my birthday, so BE NICE TO ME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.
ok???
>
TraxDJ
>Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
>called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly any
>OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
>insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
>Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG all
>because of this one guy whos posts never ended (about 100 of them) No, i am
>not
>a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want something
>like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because i
>am
>a naven, and also other navenish posts. Thats why, if you have something to
>say
>that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s)
>directly.
>And for all of the other name-callers (hinting out names, not mentioning) try
>to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
>happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover some
>sense. BTW tomorrow is my birthday, so BE NICE TO ME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.
>ok???
>
>
No.
Moron.
~~~~~
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~~~~~
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Tiger Ali
JNCOBOY86 wrote:
> Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
> called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly any
> OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
> insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
> Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG all
> because of this one guy whos posts never ended (about 100 of them) No, i am not
> a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want something
> like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because i am
> a naven, and also other navenish posts. Thats why, if you have something to say
> that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s) directly.
> And for all of the other name-callers (hinting out names, not mentioning) try
> to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
> happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover some
> sense. BTW tomorrow is my birthday, so BE NICE TO ME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. ok???
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Bizzaro Ping
JNCOBOY86 wrote in message <19990102222856...@ng23.aol.com>...
>BTW tomorrow is my birthday, so BE NICE TO ME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. ok???
My birthday is in nine days, so will everyone be nice to
me?................HA! yah right.
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Das
>
>JNCOBOY86 wrote in message <19990102222856...@ng23.aol.com>...
>
>>BTW tomorrow is my birthday, so BE NICE TO ME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. ok???
>
>
>My birthday is in nine days, so will everyone be nice to
>me?................HA! yah right.
>
>
I will sarge...
*stares twitching at the screen for 5 minutes*
*nervously moves hand, cousing mouse to moving, making the cursor
approach the "Send Now" button*
*twitches for another 5 minutes*
*closes eyes and clicks button*
>
>-Ping, god of newsgroup Sarcasm
Another thought revoking message from your friendly neighborhood spider...
er.....wait...that's Peter Parker.....oh well, here's something from
Das (pronounced DOS) of NORN
other aliases: Das le' `chaz, MechaDas, Das_Albia, SM-Angel-Das, Das treq',Admiral Meepy
annoying petnames: Dassypooh, Dassy, Dassie, DoilyDude, Dassydoodle, <insert another annoying name here>
former aol listings, may they burn with Netscape: Das Shivan, DEMO101, Das Gly, FF Cait
Admiral Meepy of the Weeble Pirating organization
regional Pyromania director within NORN collective
"bringing new ways to set objects aflame"
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To reply remove binky
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"A woman can pour hot wax on her legs and rip out the
hair but still be afraid of a spider" -Jerry Seinfeld, Sein Language
"Why be positive when being negative is so much easier?" -Das (hey, that's ME!!)
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"I want a pony, either lavender or periwinkle, and I also wish for a cookie" - more Das
"I am perfect, your perception is flawed" - Das's ego.
"if this is evolution, I think I'll go back to a chimp" - wow, I do like to ramble.
note: I neither know nor care about any typo I amke, please do nto bother me about thme.
Bizzaro Ping
Das wrote in message <368f3d21...@news.mindspring.com>...
>
>I will sarge...
>
>*stares twitching at the screen for 5 minutes*
>
>*nervously moves hand, cousing mouse to moving, making the cursor
>approach the "Send Now" button*
>
>*twitches for another 5 minutes*
>
>*closes eyes and clicks button*
>
Excellent.
-Ping, god of newsgroup Sarcasm
Ali (Alastair Maggs)
Aol can't shut down an NG (they can only stop carrying it - which is
extremely unlikely to happen in this case - they are more likely to prevent
you from accessing NGs)
2)
>a naven, and also other navenish posts. Thats why, if you have something to
say
>that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s)
directly.
Well, Off topic talk is permitted here. Its an NG for the entire community
which would get extremely uninteresting if it was purely for asking and
answering questions about how to use the game. Off topic talk normally
spurs from one of the on topic subjects.
If you have something intended for an individual, email it to the
individual. if you have something to say to the individual that is also
intended for others to read, then it is generally acceptable to post it to
the ng.
3)
>And for all of the other name-callers (hinting out names, not mentioning)
try
>to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
>happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover some
>sense.
Sure. But, if something terrible is happening in your life, it would be far
more sensible for you to explain, remain silent or whatever - but remain as
calm as possible and do not irritate others.
We all have problems. My gran was taken back into hospital last night with
bad breathing difficulties. Yet, if somebody was to irritate me right now
by, lets just say as an example, not having the Alien pack done then I'd
explain the lack of time, the cmputer crash and the situation. this is what
I did before. People were (very) supportive and understanding as many of us
are in similar positions.
If you have a problem and feel the urge to spam the group, then you have a
serious netique problem and should pay more attention to the FAQs about
netique in agc. You do not get sympathy for behaving in an unreasonable
manner.
4)
> No, i am not
>a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive
Ah, well you see - that's not the impression you've given us. Stand back
and look at what you've done.... There's a full report on my site. Then
tell us again that you are sensitive..... These posts are pointing the
finger towards the 'senseless' word of the English language.
If you want a second chance, then - hey - you can earn it :) - we'd all like
you to fit in. but stop making up excuses that don't even vaguely relate to
the situation in hand.
Happy birthday
Ali
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JNCOBOY86 wrote in message <19990102222856...@ng23.aol.com>...
> Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
>called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly any
>OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
>insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
>Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG
all
>because of this one guy whos posts never ended (about 100 of them) No, i am
not
>a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want
something
>like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because i
am
>a naven, and also other navenish posts. Thats why, if you have something to
say
>that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s)
directly.
>And for all of the other name-callers (hinting out names, not mentioning)
try
>to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
>happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover some
>sense. BTW tomorrow is my birthday, so BE NICE TO ME FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.
ok???
Jcarrcwalk
Be nice to us please?
Andrew Carroll
I support ERFNB (Equal Rights For NewBies)!!!
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nor...@fast.net wrote:
> JNCOBOY86 wrote:
> >
> > Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
> > called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly any
> > OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
> > insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
> > Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG all
> > because of this one guy whos posts never ended (about 100 of them) No, i am
not
> > a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want something
> > like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because i
am
> > a naven, and also other navenish posts. Thats why, if you have something to
say
> > that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s)
directly.
> > And for all of the other name-callers (hinting out names, not mentioning)
try
> > to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
> > happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover some
ok??? I believe JNCOBOY68 you are thinking of the message boards on AOL.
Most things "on" AOL don't exist on the "internet". Their downloads,
chatrooms, message boards reside on their servers and are accessed only by
AOL members. The only times you are on the "internet" (hence AOL does not
have control) are when you are using a browser and connecting to another site
http:// or newsgroups etc. That would be like saying if AOL didn't like my
homepage at reed.edu they could delete it.
Annise -- I know I'm an acquired taste-I'm anchovies.If I were potato chips,
I could go a lot more places-tori
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Mike
Shelby Ramanauskas wrote in message
<76mric$5...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
>Apparently, you have been extremely annoy ing to get treated like this. I
>have just joined this NG so I don't know but I agree w/ Rewardsmith!!
>Peace,
As they like to say in these parts, "Welcome to Insanity" and something
about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow, Welcome!
But, what is funny is that Redwordsmith was quasi-defending some of the
annoying ones on here, and to see him turn around and flame ..... I guess
for even the most patent people around, even they can get stretched too
thin.
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xOtix
Ali (Alastair Maggs) wrote in message ...
>1)
>
> Aol can't shut down an NG (they can only stop carrying it -
which is
>extremely unlikely to happen in this case - they are more
likely to prevent
>you from accessing NGs)
>
>2)
>
something to
>say
>>that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the
person(s)
>directly.
>
entire community
>which would get extremely uninteresting if it was purely for
asking and
>answering questions about how to use the game. Off topic talk
normally
>spurs from one of the on topic subjects.
>
>If you have something intended for an individual, email it to
the
>individual. if you have something to say to the individual
that is also
>intended for others to read, then it is generally acceptable to
post it to
>the ng.
>
>3)
>
mentioning)
>try
>>to ignore the people, because you may not know if something
terrible is
>>happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to
recover some
>>sense.
>
would be far
>more sensible for you to explain, remain silent or whatever -
but remain as
>calm as possible and do not irritate others.
>
>We all have problems. My gran was taken back into hospital
last night with
>bad breathing difficulties. Yet, if somebody was to irritate
me right now
>by, lets just say as an example, not having the Alien pack done
then I'd
>explain the lack of time, the cmputer crash and the situation.
this is what
>I did before. People were (very) supportive and understanding
as many of us
>are in similar positions.
>
>If you have a problem and feel the urge to spam the group, then
you have a
>serious netique problem and should pay more attention to the
FAQs about
>netique in agc. You do not get sympathy for behaving in an
unreasonable
>manner.
>
>4)
>
>>a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive
>
>Ah, well you see - that's not the impression you've given us.
Stand back
>and look at what you've done.... There's a full report on my
site. Then
>tell us again that you are sensitive..... These posts are
pointing the
>finger towards the 'senseless' word of the English language.
>
>If you want a second chance, then - hey - you can earn it :) -
we'd all like
>you to fit in. but stop making up excuses that don't even
vaguely relate to
>the situation in hand.
>
>Happy birthday
>Ali
Ali, that was very well done!
Happy Birthday, Jncoboy
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Redwordsmith (Nicws9)
Mike wrote:
>
> Shelby Ramanauskas wrote in message
> <76mric$5...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> >Apparently, you have been extremely annoy ing to get treated like this. I
> >have just joined this NG so I don't know but I agree w/ Rewardsmith!!
> >Peace,
RewardSmith? I think I'll use that for more 'serious' posts. Cool!
> As they like to say in these parts, "Welcome to Insanity" and something
> about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow, Welcome!
>
> But, what is funny is that Redwordsmith was quasi-defending some of the
> annoying ones on here, and to see him turn around and flame ..... I guess
> for even the most patent people around, even they can get stretched too
> thin.
> ---
> Mike (Email De-Spammed, Remove Dashes for valid E-Mail Address)
> http://users.kbi.com/miker/creatures
I wouldn't honestly consider that last post of mine a flame, but I guess
that's subjective. I basically consider it a bit of warning: other people
here aren't as patient as me, other newsgroups aren't as patient as this one,
and you've just been put in my 6-month delete message filter. You do the
math.
To continue to make illogical and ridiculous threats is, well, exactly that:
ridiculous. Furthermore, anyone who bothered to read the "Petz" thread knows
I'm currently researching alt newsgroups and various things about them, and
would catch a mistake like that. It wasn't so much even the post that annoyed
me: it was the (near impossible) threat coupled with a total unwillingness to
listen to listen to me or anyone else. I still have hopes that JNCOBOY will
get better, but I'm also not holding my breath.
--
-Nic (RedWord)Smith
The Amazing Changing Quote:
"Sonic Boom! Sonic Boom! SONIC BOOM!
Trouble keeps you running faster"
MattH41
From,
Me
Ping
MattH41 wrote in message <19990103142632...@ng143.aol.com>...
>Everyone just tried his email he no longer exsist. Try it yourself if you
want.
>
Whoopsie. wow, AOL took quite a while to work.
Emily Sachs
>
> As they like to say in these parts, "Welcome to Insanity" and something
> about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow, Welcome!
HEY! Don't forget complimentery strait/straight jackets from me! <g>
> ---
> Mike (Email De-Spammed, Remove Dashes for valid E-Mail Address)
> http://users.kbi.com/miker/creatures
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-> AIM: Emy Elis | upon which to stand, or you will be
-> I hate people. | given wings to fly."
-----------------------------------------------------
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jimbo
> Once upon a time, in around summer 1998, there was a message board
>called PokeCenter. This message board focused mainly on Pokemon (hardly any
>OT's) until this guy came (PoppaSalz) He was posting annoying, perverted,
>insulting things on the NG, and naturally, people emailed Ab...@aol.com.
>Instead of TOSing PoppaSalz, they decided to close down the wonderful NG all
>a naven, i can be a little annoying and sensitive, but i dont want something
>like this to happen to this NG just from my posts, which were not because i am
>that is not based on Creatures, except this one, email the person(s) directly.
>to ignore the people, because you may not know if something terrible is
>happening in that person's life, and they may need a while to recover some
>ok???
ahahaha! hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha! hahaha! oh dear, that *is* a
good one. i know others have written similar things to what i write now, but
really, aol can shut down a newsgroup because of *one* annoying person? oh
please, you'll get me going again.
--
jimbo
official a.g.c. fingerpuppet ubermeister
fingerpuppets! fingerpuppets! get 'em while they're hot!
chirpy deck swabber of the jolly weeble
http://surf.to/jimbo123 - norns, grendels, ettins, hybrids, jayd's cobs plus bucketloads
of others, creature gallery, links, music and a PHOTO OF JIMBO! you want more?!?
if for some reason the above url works not, here is the full one:
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Cavern/1556
"i thought i was wrong once. i was mistaken." - karl kennedy
"WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"
and most importantly,
"JIMBO IS COOL." hehe.
you may have noticed that there are few capital letters in my posts. frankly, i can't be
arsed with them.
jimbo
>
>Shelby Ramanauskas wrote in message
><76mric$5...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
>>Apparently, you have been extremely annoy ing to get treated like this. I
>>have just joined this NG so I don't know but I agree w/ Rewardsmith!!
>>Peace,
>
>
>about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow, Welcome!
aha! fingerpuppets... erm.. there's an faq floating around somewhere.......
::rummages::
ah well, if you want me to post it, just say the word and i'll rummage a bit
more. ;)
Takotchi
then Prodigy Internet, which we are switching to... soon, supposedly. Hey,
it's better than AOL. IMO.
xOtix
jimbo wrote in message <2vvOMGBM...@jammer.demon.co.uk>...
>aha! fingerpuppets... erm.. there's an faq floating around
somewhere.......
>::rummages::
>ah well, if you want me to post it, just say the word and i'll
rummage a bit
>more. ;)
>--
>jimbo
Ahem!! Now that we're on the subject...
Where's that HTML copy of the Fingerpuppet FAQ you were going to
send me via e-mail?? ::taps foot impatiently::
And, Pandora... ???
<eg>
jimbo
>
>jimbo wrote in message <2vvOMGBM...@jammer.demon.co.uk>...
>
>>aha! fingerpuppets... erm.. there's an faq floating around
>somewhere.......
>>::rummages::
>>ah well, if you want me to post it, just say the word and i'll
>rummage a bit
>>more. ;)
>>--
>>jimbo
>
>
>Ahem!! Now that we're on the subject...
>Where's that HTML copy of the Fingerpuppet FAQ you were going to
>send me via e-mail?? ::taps foot impatiently::
oooooops! hehe! kinda slipped my mind!
er... did you want it in *your* html, or just any old html? hehe? er. ahem.
MadFish387
>HEY! Don't forget complimentery strait/straight jackets from me! <g>
And when did you last give one out?
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We are all lifers with only one way out
Murphy was right, O'Tool more so
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MadFish387
Hey! I don't!
NORNGod
>
> Mike wrote:
> >
> > As they like to say in these parts, "Welcome to Insanity" and something
> > about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow, Welcome!
>
Meh!! I never got one of those!! i can b just as insane as u!!!! I can
also talk AOLerish pretty well too.. <G>
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NORNGod
>
> All of AOL banned? I wish.....
Heh.. really, there are lots (suprisingly!!) of decent people that use
AOL. Mannkind, MadFish, LummoxJR, and a bunch more. If you removed all
of the rejects/losers/AOL'ers/navens/dorks/morons/<insurt nit wit word
here> on AOL, they would probably go out of business.. <BG>
Emily Sachs
>
> >
> >HEY! Don't forget complimentery strait/straight jackets from me! <g>
>
A long, long time ago.
It's jimbo's fault; his finger puppets displaced my strait/straight jackets.
For that matter, it's Harlander's fault; he thought up the finger puppets bit!
GOODY! Another reason to hate him*!! <bg>
> Madfish - Hater of all that is Mind(less)sc(r)ape
--
Just a thought from: Emily Sachs | "When you come to the edge of all that
-> http://members.xoom.com/Emy/ | you know, you must believe one of
-> ICQ: 8980276 | two things; there will be earth
-> AIM: Emy Elis | upon which to stand, or you will be
-> I hate people. | given wings to fly."
-----------------------------------------------------
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to
see them misunderstood."
~~H.L. Mencken
* No, I don't hate him; I just do this for comic value. <g>
Emily Sachs
>
> Emily Sachs wrote:
> >
> > Mike wrote:
> > >
> > > As they like to say in these parts, "Welcome to Insanity" and something
> > > about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow, Welcome!
> >
>
> also talk AOLerish pretty well too.. <G>
I M 1! R U 1 2? <giggle>
What color, style, etc, do you prefer? :)
> --
> ~NORNGod
Masellion
>Ahem!! Now that we're on the subject...
>Where's that HTML copy of the Fingerpuppet FAQ you were going to
>send me via e-mail?? ::taps foot impatiently::
>
>
><eg>
>
Er...::looks around::Umm...::still looking::Actually...<cough, cough>I sort of
put it on hold until my laziness dies out, y'know?</cough, cough>
Don't hurt me!::ducks::
~Pandora
---
Albian High Priestess to the norn & ettin goddesses.
Katzchen in Furcadia.
UIN: 20159447
Legal representative, neurosurgeon, manager, model, action hero, & all kinds of
groovy things!
"I have no friends. I walk alone."
NORNGod
>
> NORNGod wrote:
> >
> > Emily Sachs wrote:
> > >
> > > Mike wrote:
> > > >
> > > > As they like to say in these parts, "Welcome to Insanity" and something
> > > > about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow, Welcome!
> > >
> > > HEY! Don't forget complimentery strait/straight jackets from me! <g>
> >
> > Meh!! I never got one of those!! i can b just as insane as u!!!! I can
> > also talk AOLerish pretty well too.. <G>
>
> I M 1! R U 1 2? <giggle>
NO U R NOT!!! I M 1!!!!!!! <BG>
> What color, style, etc, do you prefer? :)
Hmmm... how about a cool tie die? Many many colors...
Emily Sachs
>
> > I M 1! R U 1 2? <giggle>
>
> NO U R NOT!!! I M 1!!!!!!! <BG>
I HAT U! U SUC! U LY! <g>
> > What color, style, etc, do you prefer? :)
>
> Hmmm... how about a cool tie die? Many many colors...
Oooo! My favorite!!
You, dear sir, have impeccable taste!
<proffers many-colored tie-dYed straight/strait jacket>
xOtix
jimbo wrote in message ...
>xOtix <spam...@this.pla.ce> wrote
>>
>>jimbo wrote in message
<2vvOMGBM...@jammer.demon.co.uk>...
>>
>>>aha! fingerpuppets... erm.. there's an faq floating around
>>somewhere.......
>>>::rummages::
>>>ah well, if you want me to post it, just say the word and
i'll
>>rummage a bit
>>>more. ;)
>>>--
>>>jimbo
>>
>>
>>Where's that HTML copy of the Fingerpuppet FAQ you were going
to
>>send me via e-mail?? ::taps foot impatiently::
>
>er... did you want it in *your* html, or just any old html?
hehe? er. ahem.
<giggle> Well, I'd prefer it to be consistent with the rest of
the site... Do you still have my private email addy?
xOtix
Masellion wrote in message
<19990104181430...@ng149.aol.com>...
>Prophetess Jann says:
>>Ahem!! Now that we're on the subject...
>>Where's that HTML copy of the Fingerpuppet FAQ you were going
to
>>send me via e-mail?? ::taps foot impatiently::
>>
>>
>><eg>
>>
>
>Er...::looks around::Umm...::still looking::Actually...<cough,
cough>I sort of
>put it on hold until my laziness dies out, y'know?</cough,
cough>
::opens eyes wide:: Until your whaat?? You. Must. Be. Joking!
Now where'd I put those Sad Puppy-Dog Eyes of yours? Oh! Here
they are... :: Puts them on and focuses them on Pandora::
>Don't hurt me!::ducks::
Now, 'Dora... What makes you think a sweet thing like me would
do a thing like that... hmmm? <eg>
::feels a nasty prophesy coming on::
jimbo
>>
>>HEY! Don't forget complimentery strait/straight jackets from me! <g>
>
>
>
NORNGod
>
> NORNGod wrote:
> >
> > > I M 1! R U 1 2? <giggle>
> >
> > NO U R NOT!!! I M 1!!!!!!! <BG>
>
> I HAT U! U SUC! U LY! <g>
NO!!! U STINC!!!!! i RUEL!!!!! U NAVAN!!!!! <EG>
> > > What color, style, etc, do you prefer? :)
> >
> > Hmmm... how about a cool tie die? Many many colors...
>
> Oooo! My favorite!!
>
> You, dear sir, have impeccable taste!
I know, I know... hehehe.
> <proffers many-colored tie-dYed straight/strait jacket>
Ohhhh.. pretty! Thank you Ms. Emuly Sachs. <G>
Emily Sachs
>
> > I HAT U! U SUC! U LY! <g>
>
> NO!!! U STINC!!!!! i RUEL!!!!! U NAVAN!!!!! <EG>
WAAH! MOMMY, THE MEAN MAN CALLED ME A NEVAN!
> > Oooo! My favorite!!
> >
> > You, dear sir, have impeccable taste!
>
> I know, I know... hehehe.
Don't let that go to your head, MG. <G>
> > <proffers many-colored tie-dYed straight/strait jacket>
>
> Ohhhh.. pretty! Thank you Ms. Emuly Sachs. <G>
You're welcome, Mr. Drwe Syurimg! <g>
Masellion
In article <76rkov$580$1...@remarQ.com>, "xOtix" <spam...@this.pla.ce> writes:
>::opens eyes wide:: Until your whaat?? You. Must. Be. Joking!
Heh. Me? Nah. I have no sense of humor, y'know.
>Now where'd I put those Sad Puppy-Dog Eyes of yours? Oh! Here
>they are... :: Puts them on and focuses them on Pandora::
Hey! That...that...that's just wrong! Using my tool against me..!::sniffles &
starts staring back with her own puppy-dog look::
>Now, 'Dora... What makes you think a sweet thing like me would
>do a thing like that... hmmm? <eg>
>
>::feels a nasty prophesy coming on::
Umm...::still staring::
Bean 118
Og hungry, Og want naven. Mmm, naven good.
Bean, Goddess of Ettin, member of the pantheon, ect, ect...
"And then we make him bleed."
-Pandora
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Remove ma to reply
mae...@nospam.demon.co.uk
wrote:
>All of AOL banned? I wish.....
LOL! No, but seriously. Not everyone who posts
with AOL is an AOL'er. Many of them are perfectly
respectable AOL users. :^)
Mae Tang
(replace "nospam" with "nu-it" for a valid e-mail address)
jimbo
>MadFish387 wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >HEY! Don't forget complimentery strait/straight jackets from me! <g>
>>
btw, that means they're "complimentary", i.e. they sit there and tell you how
nice your hair looks..... ;)
>> And when did you last give one out?
>
>A long, long time ago.
>
>It's jimbo's fault; his finger puppets displaced my strait/straight jackets.
haha! i am the master! you shall all bow before me! mwahahahaha!
>For that matter, it's Harlander's fault; he thought up the finger puppets bit!
>GOODY! Another reason to hate him*!! <bg>
you mean you haven't got enough anyway? ;) btw, it was my idea, see, cos i
said to harly, "i want to come on and hand people some fingerpuppets". see?
admittedly, he did come up with the big neon hat and stuff, but do you see me
using it? hm hm? ;)
jimbo
>
>jimbo wrote in message ...
>>xOtix <spam...@this.pla.ce> wrote
>>>
>>>jimbo wrote in message
><2vvOMGBM...@jammer.demon.co.uk>...
>>>
>>>>aha! fingerpuppets... erm.. there's an faq floating around
>>>somewhere.......
>>>>::rummages::
>>>>ah well, if you want me to post it, just say the word and
>i'll
>>>rummage a bit
>>>>more. ;)
>>>>--
>>>>jimbo
>>>
>>>
>>>Where's that HTML copy of the Fingerpuppet FAQ you were going
>to
>>>send me via e-mail?? ::taps foot impatiently::
>>
>>er... did you want it in *your* html, or just any old html?
>hehe? er. ahem.
>
>
><giggle> Well, I'd prefer it to be consistent with the rest of
>the site... Do you still have my private email addy?
>
>
::rummages:: hehe! er.. i keep it.... over there.... somewhere? hehe. anyway,
er.. yes, i have it. ;)
::hits himself on head with hammer fingerpuppet::
must remember! must remember! ::cue more slapping::
Emily Sachs
>
> btw, that means they're "complimentary", i.e. they sit there and tell you how
> nice your hair looks..... ;)
Awww, shaddup <g>
> >A long, long time ago.
> >
> >It's jimbo's fault; his finger puppets displaced my strait/straight jackets.
>
> haha! i am the master! you shall all bow before me! mwahahahaha!
In a word: no.
> >For that matter, it's Harlander's fault; he thought up the finger puppets bit!
> >GOODY! Another reason to hate him*!! <bg>
>
> you mean you haven't got enough anyway? ;) btw, it was my idea, see, cos i
> said to harly, "i want to come on and hand people some fingerpuppets". see?
> admittedly, he did come up with the big neon hat and stuff, but do you see me
> using it? hm hm? ;)
Hmmph. I *STILL* blame Harlander.
> --
> jimbo
--
Just a thought from: Emily Sachs | "When you come to the edge of all that
-> http://members.xoom.com/Emy/ | you know, you must believe one of
-> ICQ: 8980276 | two things; there will be earth
-> AIM: Emy Elis | upon which to stand, or you will be
-> I hate people. | given wings to fly."
-----------------------------------------------------
NORNGod
>
> NORNGod wrote:
> >
> > > I HAT U! U SUC! U LY! <g>
> >
>
No comment. ;p
> > > Oooo! My favorite!!
> > >
> > > You, dear sir, have impeccable taste!
> >
> > I know, I know... hehehe.
>
> Don't let that go to your head, MG. <G>
Of corpse not!
> > > <proffers many-colored tie-dYed straight/strait jacket>
> >
> > Ohhhh.. pretty! Thank you Ms. Emuly Sachs. <G>
>
> You're welcome, Mr. Drwe Syurimg! <g>
Oh that's pretty...
Hehehe!
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\ http://www.kpweb.com/chosted/norngod/
Please get \
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\ selection of C2 colored norns, and lots more!
_____________ \
\ There is also my personal page on crappy
The correct \ Xoom: http://members.xoom.com/dstyring/
spelling is \________________________________________
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nornGOD, NornGOD, or anything else that isn't *NORNGod*.
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My own female Ettin |me unless you have something relevant
sprites! |to say.)
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Emily Sachs
>
> > WAAH! MOMMY, THE MEAN MAN CALLED ME A NEVAN!
>
> No comment. ;p
I've rendered you speechless, eh? <g>
> > Don't let that go to your head, MG. <G>
>
> Of corpse not!
Heh.
> > You're welcome, Mr. Drwe Syurimg! <g>
>
> Oh that's pretty...
Hmmm.....
> Hehehe!
Bleh :)
> --
> ~NORNGod \
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> btw, that means they're "complimentary", i.e. they sit there and tell you how
>> nice your hair looks..... ;)
>
>Awww, shaddup <g>
hehe. but your hair *does* look nice, emy!
>> haha! i am the master! you shall all bow before me! mwahahahaha!
>
>In a word: no.
er.... no, you can't do that. kneel, i command you! (that's from superman 2,
that is. i reckon that's the best one.)
>> >For that matter, it's Harlander's fault; he thought up the finger puppets bit!
>> >GOODY! Another reason to hate him*!! <bg>
>>
>> you mean you haven't got enough anyway? ;) btw, it was my idea, see, cos i
>> said to harly, "i want to come on and hand people some fingerpuppets". see?
>> admittedly, he did come up with the big neon hat and stuff, but do you see me
>> using it? hm hm? ;)
>
>Hmmph. I *STILL* blame Harlander.
well, ok then, i wouldn't deprive you of the simple pleasures....
Emily Sachs
>
> >Awww, shaddup <g>
>
> hehe. but your hair *does* look nice, emy!
<blush> :)
> >In a word: no.
>
> er.... no, you can't do that. kneel, i command you! (that's from superman 2,
> that is. i reckon that's the best one.)
I can, and I will do that.
> >Hmmph. I *STILL* blame Harlander.
>
> well, ok then, i wouldn't deprive you of the simple pleasures....
So you *do* understand! :)
> --
> jimbo
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >Awww, shaddup <g>
>>
>> hehe. but your hair *does* look nice, emy!
>
><blush> :)
hehe! ah, my powers of flattery never fail to amaze even myself!
>> er.... no, you can't do that. kneel, i command you! (that's from superman 2,
>> that is. i reckon that's the best one.)
>
>I can, and I will do that.
*sorry*? you'll kneel before me??????? oh, what am i waiting for, why stop
and ask questions when i can enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime moment? er.. that
was a question too, wasn't it? and that? what about this one? why can't i stop
doing this? am i mad? aaaaaaarrrghhhhh........? grah!
>> >Hmmph. I *STILL* blame Harlander.
>>
>> well, ok then, i wouldn't deprive you of the simple pleasures....
>
>So you *do* understand! :)
i can't understand why you dislike harly so much when he's clearly a good
bloke..... :::ducks::
MadFish387
>> > also talk AOLerish pretty well too.. <G>
>>
>
>NO U R NOT!!! I M 1!!!!!!! <BG>
I prefer 'Classic Neibour' -
<dialect=Classic Neibour>
Whit you lookin at yeh wee *^"ŁT& !
</dialect>
But I do a passable AOL'er too
<dialect=AOL'er>
4get iT I h8 AlL oF U PeEpZ, U R STuPiD I aM the 1 thats CoOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
</dialect>
Translation :- I am a moron
Madfish - Hater of all that is Mind(less)sc(r)ape
We are all lifers with only one way out
MadFish387
>
>AOL. Mannkind, MadFish, LummoxJR, and a bunch more.
::::sniff:::: so true......... ::::blows nose::::
>If you removed all of the rejects/losers/AOL'ers/navens/dorks/morons/<insurt
nit wit word
>here on AOL, they would probably go out of business.. <BG>
PDQ
Emily Sachs
>
> ><blush> :)
>
> hehe! ah, my powers of flattery never fail to amaze even myself!
Hmmph.
> >I can, and I will do that.
>
> *sorry*? you'll kneel before me??????? oh, what am i waiting for, why stop
> and ask questions when i can enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime moment? er.. that
> was a question too, wasn't it? and that? what about this one? why can't i stop
> doing this? am i mad? aaaaaaarrrghhhhh........? grah!
Ummm. No, I meant that I can *not* kneel before you, and I will *not* kneel
before you.
> >So you *do* understand! :)
>
> i can't understand why you dislike harly so much when he's clearly a good
> bloke..... :::ducks::
Well, you *wouldn't* understand.
Emily Sachs
>
> D'oh! Heheh... I won't forget next time :)
You just see that you don't! HMMPH!
The nerve! <G>
> ---
> Mike (Email De-Spammed, Remove Dashes for valid E-Mail Address)
> http://users.kbi.com/miker/creatures
Mike
Emily Sachs wrote in message <368FD081...@mediaone.net>...
>Mike wrote:
>>
>> As they like to say in these parts, "Welcome to Insanity" and something
>> about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow, Welcome!
>
>
D'oh! Heheh... I won't forget next time :)
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> ><blush> :)
>>
>> hehe! ah, my powers of flattery never fail to amaze even myself!
>
>Hmmph.
oh, but i was not flattering excessively, merely using the art of flattery to flatter
your hair, see?
>> >I can, and I will do that.
>>
>> *sorry*? you'll kneel before me??????? oh, what am i waiting for, why stop
>> and ask questions when i can enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime moment? er.. that
>> was a question too, wasn't it? and that? what about this one? why can't i stop
>> doing this? am i mad? aaaaaaarrrghhhhh........? grah!
>
>Ummm. No, I meant that I can *not* kneel before you, and I will *not* kneel
>before you.
ah. pretty important word, that, "not". ah well.
>> >So you *do* understand! :)
>>
>> i can't understand why you dislike harly so much when he's clearly a good
>> bloke..... :::ducks::
>
>Well, you *wouldn't* understand.
er... ok. i do understand, then i wouldn't understand, within the space of three
posts. i have some sort of gift, methinks.
Emily Sachs
>
> >Hmmph.
>
> oh, but i was not flattering excessively, merely using the art of flattery to flatter
> your hair, see?
No. :)
> >Ummm. No, I meant that I can *not* kneel before you, and I will *not* kneel
> >before you.
>
> ah. pretty important word, that, "not". ah well.
Right.
> >Well, you *wouldn't* understand.
>
> er... ok. i do understand, then i wouldn't understand, within the space of three
> posts. i have some sort of gift, methinks.
Indeed. But the fact remains that you wouldn't understand.
> --
> jimbo
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >Hmmph.
>>
>> oh, but i was not flattering excessively, merely using the art of flattery to flatter
>> your hair, see?
>
>No. :)
er...... ok, then, i'll just give up on that front, shall i?
>> >Ummm. No, I meant that I can *not* kneel before you, and I will *not* kneel
>> >before you.
>>
>> ah. pretty important word, that, "not". ah well.
>
>Right.
indeed.
>> >Well, you *wouldn't* understand.
>>
>> er... ok. i do understand, then i wouldn't understand, within the space of three
>> posts. i have some sort of gift, methinks.
>
>Indeed. But the fact remains that you wouldn't understand.
er... ok. fine! hehe. er...... ahem. er. hehe? ahem. er..... erm..... ah......
ahm........ urgh! ahem. er.... ahem. arghhhh! ahem. ahem-hem-hem. hem-
hem. a-coughity-coughitycough. er... ahem.
Emily Sachs
>
> >No. :)
>
> er...... ok, then, i'll just give up on that front, shall i?
Good idea.
> >Right.
>
> indeed.
That too.
> >Indeed. But the fact remains that you wouldn't understand.
>
> er... ok. fine! hehe. er...... ahem. er. hehe? ahem. er..... erm..... ah......
> ahm........ urgh! ahem. er.... ahem. arghhhh! ahem. ahem-hem-hem. hem-
> hem. a-coughity-coughitycough. er... ahem.
You *still* wouldn't understand.
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >No. :)
>>
>> er...... ok, then, i'll just give up on that front, shall i?
>
>Good idea.
yes, i was pleased with it.
>> >Right.
>>
>> indeed.
>
>That too.
good.
er......
>> >Indeed. But the fact remains that you wouldn't understand.
>>
>> er... ok. fine! hehe. er...... ahem. er. hehe? ahem. er..... erm..... ah......
>> ahm........ urgh! ahem. er.... ahem. arghhhh! ahem. ahem-hem-hem. hem-
>> hem. a-coughity-coughitycough. er... ahem.
>
>You *still* wouldn't understand.
ok. i'll give up there too too.
Emily Sachs
>
> >Good idea.
>
> yes, i was pleased with it.
I'm glad.
> >That too.
>
> good.
> er......
Bad?
> >You *still* wouldn't understand.
>
> ok. i'll give up there too too.
Very wise decision.
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >Good idea.
>>
>> yes, i was pleased with it.
>
>I'm glad.
funnily enough, so am i.
>> >That too.
>>
>> good.
>> er......
>
>Bad?
you know, shamoa, you know, you know i'm bad, i'm bad, really really bad you
know i'm -ooo- real bad, really really bad....
er..... sorry. dunno what came over me.
>> >You *still* wouldn't understand.
>>
>> ok. i'll give up there too too.
>
>Very wise decision.
i am renowned for them. didn't you know? ;)
Emily Sachs
>
> >I'm glad.
>
> funnily enough, so am i.
That's good.
> >Bad?
>
> you know, shamoa, you know, you know i'm bad, i'm bad, really really bad you
> know i'm -ooo- real bad, really really bad....
<shudder> Micheal Jackson?
> er..... sorry. dunno what came over me.
You're insane!!!
> >Very wise decision.
>
> i am renowned for them. didn't you know? ;)
Sure you are, jimbo dear :)
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >I'm glad.
>>
>> funnily enough, so am i.
>
>That's good.
indeed!
>> >Bad?
>>
>> you know, shamoa, you know, you know i'm bad, i'm bad, really really bad you
>> know i'm -ooo- real bad, really really bad....
>
><shudder> Micheal Jackson?
he's bad, shamoa!
>> er..... sorry. dunno what came over me.
>
>You're insane!!!
state the bleedin' obvious, why don't you!
>> >Very wise decision.
>>
>> i am renowned for them. didn't you know? ;)
>
>Sure you are, jimbo dear :)
don't call me dear! next you'll be asking me if i want any help with my soup,
whether i want biscuits with my cup of tea and if i can go to the toilet by
myself! er....... ahem.
Emily Sachs
>
> >That's good.
>
> indeed!
That too.
> ><shudder> Micheal Jackson?
>
> he's bad, shamoa!
Very much so.
> >You're insane!!!
>
> state the bleedin' obvious, why don't you!
Ok! :)
> >Sure you are, jimbo dear :)
>
> don't call me dear! next you'll be asking me if i want any help with my soup,
> whether i want biscuits with my cup of tea and if i can go to the toilet by
> myself! er....... ahem.
I call many people 'dear'.
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >That's good.
>>
>> indeed!
>
>That too.
right then. er...
>> ><shudder> Micheal Jackson?
>>
>> he's bad, shamoa!
>
>Very much so.
hehe. i agree, i just felt like singing.
>> >You're insane!!!
>>
>> state the bleedin' obvious, why don't you!
>
>Ok! :)
>
>> >Sure you are, jimbo dear :)
>>
>> don't call me dear! next you'll be asking me if i want any help with my soup,
>> whether i want biscuits with my cup of tea and if i can go to the toilet by
>> myself! er....... ahem.
>
>I call many people 'dear'.
buggrit, then.
Harlander
36953329...@mediaone.net...
>jimbo wrote:
>> >I can, and I will do that.
>>
>> *sorry*? you'll kneel before me??????? oh, what am i waiting for, why
stop
>> and ask questions when i can enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime moment? er..
that
>> was a question too, wasn't it? and that? what about this one? why can't i
stop
aaaaaaarrrghhhhh........? grah!
>
>Ummm. No, I meant that I can *not* kneel before you, and I will *not*
kneel
>before you.
>> >So you *do* understand! :)
>>
>> i can't understand why you dislike harly so much when he's clearly a good
>> bloke..... :::ducks::
>
enlightenment, and the progressive nature of English education, the reason
(one reason) for Emy's continued ire is known to me. I'd just like to say,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dang it! What do you want from me, blood? Oh? Really?
Well... bye. :: runs away ::
Emily Sachs
>
> >That too.
>
> right then. er...
Ummmm...
> >Very much so.
>
> hehe. i agree, i just felt like singing.
Why don't you 'just feel like' singing something decent?
> >Ok! :)
>
>
Very apt response :)
> >I call many people 'dear'.
>
> buggrit, then.
Indeed, jimbo dear :)
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >That too.
>>
>> right then. er...
>
>Ummmm...
::stares at shoes, mumbles slightly::
>> hehe. i agree, i just felt like singing.
>
>Why don't you 'just feel like' singing something decent?
er....... hehe.....er.
>> >Ok! :)
>>
>>
>
>Very apt response :)
yes, i decided to leave that rather than putting "er", "hehe" or "ahem" in
instead. :)
>> >I call many people 'dear'.
>>
>> buggrit, then.
>
>Indeed, jimbo dear :)
buggrit, buggrit!
Harlander
>NORNGod wrote:
>>
>> Emily Sachs wrote:
>> >
>> > Mike wrote:
>> > >
>> > > As they like to say in these parts, "Welcome to Insanity" and
something
>> > > about finger puppets, and jimbo.. <shrugs> who know... anyhow,
Welcome!
>> >
>> > HEY! Don't forget complimentery strait/straight jackets from me! <g>
>>
>> also talk AOLerish pretty well too.. <G>
>
>I M 1! R U 1 2? <giggle>
>
Ack! AOhelLerisms! Right, that's it. You've gotten away with it for too
long... now feel the horror... of leetspeek! Mwh4h4h4h4h4h4! D0 j00 r33ly
th1nk th4t j00 (4n g3t 4w4y fr0m th3 h0rr0r of th15? P00r f00l! 133tsp33k
w111 t4k3 0v3r th3 n3w5gr0up! :: thunk5 h34d 0n t4bl3 :: 0w! Mu5t 5t0p...
l33t..*thunk thunk* That's better.
Emily Sachs
>
> >Ummmm...
>
> ::stares at shoes, mumbles slightly::
What have I told you about mumbling?
> >Why don't you 'just feel like' singing something decent?
>
> er....... hehe.....er.
Very good.
> >Very apt response :)
>
> yes, i decided to leave that rather than putting "er", "hehe" or "ahem" in
> instead. :)
Perhaps more apt than I at first judged it.
> >Indeed, jimbo dear :)
>
> buggrit, buggrit!
Heh.
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >Ummmm...
>>
>> ::stares at shoes, mumbles slightly::
>
>What have I told you about mumbling?
er..... don't do it?
>> >Why don't you 'just feel like' singing something decent?
>>
>> er....... hehe.....er.
>
>Very good.
thank ye, thank ye!
>> yes, i decided to leave that rather than putting "er", "hehe" or "ahem" in
>> instead. :)
>
>Perhaps more apt than I at first judged it.
why, thank you! ::bows::
>> buggrit, buggrit!
>
>Heh.
hehe.
Emily Sachs
>
> >What have I told you about mumbling?
>
> er..... don't do it?
Right.
> >Very good.
>
> thank ye, thank ye!
You're not welcome.
> >Perhaps more apt than I at first judged it.
>
> why, thank you! ::bows::
Bah.
> >Heh.
>
> hehe.
Meh.
jimbo
>
>Right.
groovy.
>> >Very good.
>>
>> thank ye, thank ye!
>
>You're not welcome.
i never am, though, am i? ::sniffle::
>> why, thank you! ::bows::
>
>Bah.
humbug!
>> hehe.
>
>Meh.
buggrit.
Emily Sachs
>
> >Right.
>
> groovy.
<whine> That's my word. </whine>
> >You're not welcome.
>
> i never am, though, am i? ::sniffle::
Yes, you are. :)
> >Bah.
>
> humbug!
bumhug! Errr...
> >Meh.
>
> buggrit.
Indeed.
jimbo
>jimbo wrote:
>>
>> >Right.
>>
>> groovy.
>
><whine> That's my word. </whine>
is it? tough. it's mine now. i'm signing the papers as we speak... ::signs under
contract of "groovy to be used only by jimbo and under no circumstances to
be used by emy ever again::
::basks in glory::
groovy!
>> i never am, though, am i? ::sniffle::
>
>Yes, you are. :)
er... hm.
>> >Bah.
>>
>> humbug!
>
>bumhug! Errr...
haha! got you doing the er thing now. and how exactly does a "bumhug" work,
anyway? sounds like you'd have to kneel down a bit anyway. unless you're a
dwarf hugging a tall person. hmm.
>> buggrit.
>
>Indeed.
buggrit and buggrit again.
Emily Sachs
>
> ><whine> That's my word. </whine>
>
> is it? tough. it's mine now. i'm signing the papers as we speak... ::signs under
> contract of "groovy to be used only by jimbo and under no circumstances to
> be used by emy ever again::
> ::basks in glory::
> groovy!
<smites documents>
<signs contract which provides for jimbo's prolonged suffering should he use
'groovy' again>
<puts contract in smiteproof box, and hides it>
What'cha gonna do now, honey child?
> >Yes, you are. :)
>
> er... hm.
Indeed.
> >bumhug! Errr...
>
> haha! got you doing the er thing now. and how exactly does a "bumhug" work,
> anyway? sounds like you'd have to kneel down a bit anyway. unless you're a
> dwarf hugging a tall person. hmm.
Oh, shush you, this is a family newsgroup :)
> >Indeed.
>
> buggrit and buggrit again.
Poor jimbo. :)
jimbo
>> is it? tough. it's mine now. i'm signing the papers as we speak... ::signs under
>> contract of "groovy to be used only by jimbo and under no circumstances to
>> be used by emy ever again::
>> ::basks in glory::
>> groovy!
>
><smites documents>
><signs contract which provides for jimbo's prolonged suffering should he use
>'groovy' again>
><puts contract in smiteproof box, and hides it>
buggrit!
>What'cha gonna do now, honey child?
::picks lock of "smiteproof" box, which forgot to be unpickable, burns
documents, creates new ones which allow jimbo to say groovy whenever the
mood takes him, and banishes emy to saying "tasty"::
groovy! hahahaha!
>> er... hm.
>
>Indeed.
nggh....
>> haha! got you doing the er thing now. and how exactly does a "bumhug" work,
>> anyway? sounds like you'd have to kneel down a bit anyway. unless you're a
>> dwarf hugging a tall person. hmm.
>
>Oh, shush you, this is a family newsgroup :)
you're the one that said "bumhug"! buggrit.
>> buggrit and buggrit again.
>
>Poor jimbo. :)
stop that, i tell you!
Emily Sachs
>
> ><smites documents>
> ><signs contract which provides for jimbo's prolonged suffering should he use
> >'groovy' again>
> ><puts contract in smiteproof box, and hides it>
>
> buggrit!
Poor jimbo.
> >What'cha gonna do now, honey child?
>
> ::picks lock of "smiteproof" box, which turns out to be unpickable, burns
> his hair, creates new ones which allow jimbo to say tasty whenever the
> mood takes him, and banishes emy to saying "groovy"::
> tasty! hahahaha!
<points to 90,000,000,000 carbon copies of contract placed in strategic
locations throughout the world, then edits above action to protect jimbo>
> >Indeed.
>
> nggh....
Poor jimbo
> >Oh, shush you, this is a family newsgroup :)
>
> you're the one that said "bumhug"! buggrit.
No, I didn't, you did! :)
> >Poor jimbo. :)
>
> stop that, i tell you!
No.
jimbo
stop that!
>> ::picks lock of "smiteproof" box, which turns out to be unpickable, burns
>> his hair, creates new ones which allow jimbo to say tasty whenever the
>> mood takes him, and banishes emy to saying "groovy"::
>> tasty! hahahaha!
>
><points to 90,000,000,000 carbon copies of contract placed in strategic
>locations throughout the world, then edits above action to protect jimbo>
don't call me honey child. please. ::fierce look::
>> nggh....
>
>Poor jimbo
buggrit!
>> >Oh, shush you, this is a family newsgroup :)
>>
>> you're the one that said "bumhug"! buggrit.
>
>No, I didn't, you did! :)
er... ::points to evidence:: nope, twas you! hahahahahaha!
>> stop that, i tell you!
>
>No.
burggggggggggggggggggggggrit!
MadFish387
>
How about Glucose Filled Chronalogically -impaired Human being?
Madfish - Hater of all that is Mind(less)sc(r)ape
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Emily Sachs
jimbo wrote:
>
> >Poor jimbo.
>
> stop that!
No.
> >> ::picks lock of "smiteproof" box, which turns out to be unpickable, burns
> >> his hair, creates new ones which allow jimbo to say tasty whenever the
> >> mood takes him, and banishes emy to saying "groovy"::
> >> tasty! hahahaha!
> >
> ><points to 90,000,000,000 carbon copies of contract placed in strategic
> >locations throughout the world, then edits above action to protect jimbo>
>
> don't call me honey child. please. ::fierce look::
What'cha gonna do 'bout it, honey child? :)
> >Poor jimbo
>
> buggrit!
Heh.
> >No, I didn't, you did! :)
>
> er... ::points to evidence:: nope, twas you! hahahahahaha!
Ok, I did. :)
> >No.
>
> burggggggggggggggggggggggrit!
Hehehe! :)
Ping
MadFish387 wrote in message <19990117171909...@ng112.aol.com>...
>
>How about Glucose Filled Chronalogically -impaired Human being?
>
<shakes head>
Human Being? you facist. Replace that with Living Organism right away.
How dare you steriotype him/her as a human being, what if they're really a
brain in a jar? what then, hm? hm?
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jimbo
>>don't call me honey child. please. ::fierce look::
>>
>
chronologically impaired? buggrit.
jimbo
>
>> >Poor jimbo.
>>
>> stop that!
>
>No.
grrrrrr!
>> >> ::picks lock of "smiteproof" box, which turns out to be unpickable, burns
>> >> his hair, creates new ones which allow jimbo to say tasty whenever the
>> >> mood takes him, and banishes emy to saying "groovy"::
>> >> tasty! hahahaha!
hey! i just noticed that! foo dat.
>>
>> don't call me honey child. please. ::fierce look::
>
>What'cha gonna do 'bout it, honey child? :)
::slaps em.... nghhghgh.... nghghghghghgh::
>>
>> buggrit!
>
>Heh.
meh.
>> er... ::points to evidence:: nope, twas you! hahahahahaha!
>
>Ok, I did. :)
haha!
>> >No.
>>
>> burggggggggggggggggggggggrit!
>
>Hehehe! :)
MadFish387
>
>
>Human Being? you facist. Replace that with Living Organism right away.
>
>How dare you steriotype him/her as a human being, what if they're really a
>brain in a jar? what then, hm? hm?
How about Glucose Filled Chronalogically -impaired being of non-specific
gender/creed/genous/colour/IQ/name/religion/species/mass with the potential to
exist in/on this and/or other dimensions/worlds/vacum/steller-mass?
Better????
: )
Emily Sachs
>
> >No.
>
> grrrrrr!
<giggle>
> >> >> ::picks lock of "smiteproof" box, which turns out to be unpickable, burns
> >> >> his hair, creates new ones which allow jimbo to say tasty whenever the
> >> >> mood takes him, and banishes emy to saying "groovy"::
> >> >> tasty! hahahaha!
>
> hey! i just noticed that! foo dat.
I told you that I did it. :)
> >What'cha gonna do 'bout it, honey child? :)
>
> ::slaps em.... nghhghgh.... nghghghghghgh::
Slapping is a bad idea. :)
> >Heh.
>
> meh.
Indeed.
> >Ok, I did. :)
>
> haha!
Poor, deluded, dear honey child jimbo <G>
> >Hehehe! :)
>
> buggrit.
=D
Ping
MadFish387 wrote in message <19990118140255...@ng27.aol.com>...
>
>How about Glucose Filled Chronalogically -impaired being of non-specific
>gender/creed/genous/colour/IQ/name/religion/species/mass with the potential
to
>exist in/on this and/or other dimensions/worlds/vacum/steller-mass?
>
>Better????
>
>: )
>
Perfect. Now you won't be sued for Species Discrimination, like I was when
I beat that Wookie with a stick for stealing my Turnips :)
MadFish387
>I beat that Wookie with a stick for stealing my Turnips :)
Was this before or after he started snapping your limbs?
jimbo
>
><giggle>
buggrit.
>> >> >> ::picks lock of "smiteproof" box, which turns out to be unpickable, burns
>> >> >> his hair, creates new ones which allow jimbo to say tasty whenever the
>> >> >> mood takes him, and banishes emy to saying "groovy"::
>> >> >> tasty! hahahaha!
>>
>> hey! i just noticed that! foo dat.
>
>I told you that I did it. :)
i know, i just didn't notice. ::slaps himself::
>> ::slaps em.... nghhghgh.... nghghghghghgh::
>
>Slapping is a bad idea. :)
i know. but it is very tempting.
>> meh.
>
>Indeed.
verily.
>> haha!
>
>Poor, deluded, dear honey child jimbo <G>
i refuse to participate in this farce for any longer. and stop calling me honey
child, please.
>> >Hehehe! :)
>>
>> buggrit.
>
>=D
hey, he looks even better with a hat!
Nornina
>
>hey, he looks even better with a hat!
>--
>jimbo
Those are either his eyebrows,or Klingon brow ridges.
Cati of th' wolfpack.
Nornina's Norns http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Tower/5642/
I love cross-stich!
Ping
MadFish387 wrote in message
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>Was this before or after he started snapping your limbs?
>
Before, of course.
<pushes joystick forward, after the short sound of wheels turning, Ping
arrives at the table>
It's not funny, he broke 136 bones.
MadFish387
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><pushes joystick forward, after the short sound of wheels turning, Ping
>arrives at the table>
>
>It's not funny, he broke 136 bones.
Any of the little ones in the fingers? I hear their quite hard to do.
Ping
MadFish387 wrote in message
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>Any of the little ones in the fingers? I hear their quite hard to do.
>
<starts rolling toward Madfish at a steady 1/2 mile an hour, screaming death
threats against Harry Hill>
jimbo
jimbo
>
>MadFish387 wrote in message
><19990119142541...@ng-fa1.aol.com>...
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>
>>
>>Any of the little ones in the fingers? I hear their quite hard to do.
>>
>
><starts rolling toward Madfish at a steady 1/2 mile an hour, screaming death
>threats against Harry Hill>
routines...... ;)