Out of the mist.......
Bev Bouffont
Nuuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuuuu.......NAAAAA NAAAAA
Boom, sshht ssht , boom sshhhtt shhhhtt
Announcer: And now announcing the mighty return of BEV THE INVINCIBLE
BOUFFONT
*fireworks shoot around, people applaud, animals scatter*
THATS RIGHT - I am back, it official, no shit, serious, i promise, honest,
oh why dont you believe me that its true?
Awight?
Cya then.
Ha just kidding, my official re-entrace should be well documented.
Why I have been away: Well many of you know why I was away, but i'll tell
ya anyway - I recently went to uni. This meant I had to drop my ntl
connection (which is very good, not to mention 99% free
(1%monosodiumglutinate)). I dabled with Netscape online and the uni
connection but ended up owing the phone company many a pound in phone calls.
Finally I settled for *shudders* AOL. Let me tell you something, Me, I'll
try anything in life, except Bestiality and AOL again. Well I couldnt
live with myself for posting in AGLAMI from AOL (whitmore you are a low, low
person :) ) so I left, again. Now Ive quit uni (ask me if you want to know
why) and Im back at my parents house cruiseing on the ntl lovewagon once
again, and let me tell you as in the words of a famous scum bag - It's good
to be back.
If you want to find out about my funny uni shennanigans, goto
planetbouffont.com after crimbo and It'll be up. It wont make much sense
to you lot as you dont know me personally (I hope) but it's pretty funny
anyway.
Hi to all the new people, I am bev, I am welsh, I live on a hill, its
surrounded by sheep, so does carys, therefore she rocks. I dont have sex
with sheep, although my mother once saw a cow.
If anoyone want to talk to me go ICQ on 77114344, most of you AGLAMI chaps
have ICQ'd me b4 in one way or another but for those that havent do it, Im
sorta freindly in a mad sadistic kinda way.......
Anyway I'm back , hello, etc. I may not post tomorrow (not sure) cos my
new computer is coming and I'll be butchereing this one for parts (Mike I'll
have my Own UT server up soon, running on a 512 :) )
The End
DUN DUN etc bla bla
Bev
PS Reinder can I keep this sig or do you want me to get rid of it?
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Bev: But what would you do if you got a little prick in your hand
Reinder: I would ask lee to take care of it
Pixel #~)
>Nuuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuuuu.......NAH NAH,
>Nuuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuuuu.......NAAAAA NAAAAA
>Boom, sshht ssht , boom sshhhtt shhhhtt
>Announcer: And now announcing the mighty return of BEV THE INVINCIBLE
>BOUFFONT
>*fireworks shoot around, people applaud, animals scatter*
>
>THATS RIGHT - I am back, it official, no shit, serious, i promise, honest,
>oh why dont you believe me that its true?
Yeeeeeeeeé!!!! Party!!! Bring on the alcohol! Bring on the girls!
.
.
.
.
.
Bring on the bed, I should be asleep really...
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"Maybe your dream was telling you that it helps to
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KAT
"#~) wrote:
>>Nuuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuuuu.......NAH NAH,
>>Nuuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuu, nuuuuuuuuuu.......NAAAAA NAAAAA
>>Boom, sshht ssht , boom sshhhtt shhhhtt
>>Announcer: And now announcing the mighty return of BEV THE INVINCIBLE
>>BOUFFONT
>>*fireworks shoot around, people applaud, animals scatter*
>>
>>THATS RIGHT - I am back, it official, no shit, serious, i promise, honest,
>>oh why dont you believe me that its true?
>
>Yeeeeeeeeé!!!! Party!!! Bring on the alcohol! Bring on the girls!
Hey, Pix', you remember the time, we dragged that gang of cheerleaders
into Reinder's house and when he finally appeared, they had gone?
>Bring on the bed, I should be asleep really...
What??!! It was even one'o'clock at night... Tsk tsk tsk!!
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Kasper
(KAT)) wrote:
>>>THATS RIGHT - I am back, it official, no shit, serious, i promise, honest,
>>>oh why dont you believe me that its true?
>>
>>Yeeeeeeeeé!!!! Party!!! Bring on the alcohol! Bring on the girls!
>
>Hey, Pix', you remember the time, we dragged that gang of cheerleaders
>into Reinder's house and when he finally appeared, they had gone?
Hmmm....someone missed the cheerleaders and was mighty pissed about
it...hmmm....was it figment? Just remember I own the blonde ones, ok?
Kasper
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KAT
>On Sat, 23 Dec 2000 11:31:55 GMT, KAT (joint_...@cyberdude.com
>(KAT)) wrote:
>
>>>>THATS RIGHT - I am back, it official, no shit, serious, i promise, honest,
>>>>oh why dont you believe me that its true?
>>>
>>>Yeeeeeeeeé!!!! Party!!! Bring on the alcohol! Bring on the girls!
>>
>>Hey, Pix', you remember the time, we dragged that gang of cheerleaders
>>into Reinder's house and when he finally appeared, they had gone?
>
>Hmmm....someone missed the cheerleaders and was mighty pissed about
>it...hmmm....was it figment? Just remember I own the blonde ones, ok?
It was Reinder... I'm quite sure about that, and by the way you don't
own any of the cheerleaders... :P
Reinder
>>>Yeeeeeeeeé!!!! Party!!! Bring on the alcohol! Bring on the girls!
>>
>>Hey, Pix', you remember the time, we dragged that gang of cheerleaders
>>into Reinder's house and when he finally appeared, they had gone?
>
>Hmmm....someone missed the cheerleaders and was mighty pissed about
>it...hmmm....was it figment? Just remember I own the blonde ones, ok?
Tsk...tsk...teenagers :)
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Reinder
>>Hmmm....someone missed the cheerleaders and was mighty pissed about
>>it...hmmm....was it figment? Just remember I own the blonde ones, ok?
>
>It was Reinder... I'm quite sure about that, and by the way you don't
>own any of the cheerleaders... :P
Yes...I think I once gave him one because he was a baker but did not bake
ice...it was a male cheerleader from agc called Sotek or something...
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>>THATS RIGHT - I am back, it official, no shit, serious, i promise, honest,
>>>oh why dont you believe me that its true?
>>
>>Yeeeeeeeeé!!!! Party!!! Bring on the alcohol! Bring on the girls!
>
>Hey, Pix', you remember the time, we dragged that gang of cheerleaders
>into Reinder's house and when he finally appeared, they had gone?
Hmmm, yeah!
>>Bring on the bed, I should be asleep really...
>
>What??!! It was even one'o'clock at night... Tsk tsk tsk!!
Well, I was very tired!
pixel
Right, If you don't understand the post, try adding
'y's , because this keyboards 'y'-key is screwed up.
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KAT
wrote:
>>It was Reinder... I'm quite sure about that, and by the way you don't
>>own any of the cheerleaders... :P
>
>Yes...I think I once gave him one because he was a baker but did not bake
>ice...it was a male cheerleader from agc called Sotek or something...
Ugh!
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Reinder
>>>It was Reinder... I'm quite sure about that, and by the way you don't
>>>own any of the cheerleaders... :P
>>
>>Yes...I think I once gave him one because he was a baker but did not bake
>>ice...it was a male cheerleader from agc called Sotek or something...
>
>Ugh!
Yeah, a baker that doesn't bake ice is pretty disgusting!
KAT
<Johannes....@phil.uu.nl> wrote:
>>Hey, Pix', you remember the time, we dragged that gang of cheerleaders
>>into Reinder's house and when he finally appeared, they had gone?
>
>Hmmm, yeah!
Heh heh! And then when he'd left, they showed up again, just before
they disappeared once again, when he returned... Man, was he p*ssed...
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Kasper
<idono...@waah.com>) wrote:
>>Hmmm....someone missed the cheerleaders and was mighty pissed about
>>it...hmmm....was it figment? Just remember I own the blonde ones, ok?
>
>Tsk...tsk...teenagers :)
When is Bruce coming back, btw?
Reinder
>>Tsk...tsk...teenagers :)
>
>When is Bruce coming back, btw?
Well, ask him...my news server errors aglagf...my news server sucks...
Kasper
<idono...@waah.com>) wrote:
>>When is Bruce coming back, btw?
>
>Well, ask him...my news server errors aglagf...my news server sucks...
Is he actually in there?
Reinder
>>>When is Bruce coming back, btw?
>>
>>Well, ask him...my news server errors aglagf...my news server sucks...
>
>Is he actually in there?
He lurks.
Kasper
<idono...@waah.com>) wrote:
>>>Well, ask him...my news server errors aglagf...my news server sucks...
>>
>>Is he actually in there?
>
>He lurks.
Lurks what? There are no messages in there.
Kasper
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Reinder
>>>Is he actually in there?
>>
>>He lurks.
>
>Lurks what? There are no messages in there.
Whenever I pots he answers...
Kasper
<idono...@waah.com>) wrote:
>>>>Is he actually in there?
>>>
>>>He lurks.
>>
>>Lurks what? There are no messages in there.
>
>Whenever I pots he answers...
Maybe his whole life consists of hitting refresh every couple of
minutes, desperately awaiting new posts in AGLAGF?
Noj S. Snivel
> KAT schreef:
> >>Hmmm....someone missed the cheerleaders and was mighty pissed about
> >>it...hmmm....was it figment? Just remember I own the blonde ones, ok?
> >
> >It was Reinder... I'm quite sure about that, and by the way you don't
> >own any of the cheerleaders... :P
>
> Yes...I think I once gave him one because he was a baker but did not bake
> ice...it was a male cheerleader from agc called Sotek or something...
I don't think Sotek was blonde.
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
KAT
>>>>>Is he actually in there?
>>>>
>>>>He lurks.
>>>
>>>Lurks what? There are no messages in there.
>>
>>Whenever I pots he answers...
>
>Maybe his whole life consists of hitting refresh every couple of
>minutes, desperately awaiting new posts in AGLAGF?
Why not in AGLAMI ?!
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KAT
>> >It was Reinder... I'm quite sure about that, and by the way you don't
>> >own any of the cheerleaders... :P
>>
>> Yes...I think I once gave him one because he was a baker but did not bake
>> ice...it was a male cheerleader from agc called Sotek or something...
>
>I don't think Sotek was blonde.
I don't even think, that he's a cheerleader...
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Reinder
>>>Whenever I pots he answers...
>>
>>Maybe his whole life consists of hitting refresh every couple of
>>minutes, desperately awaiting new posts in AGLAGF?
>
>Why not in AGLAMI ?!
He didn't have time, he said, he had to do some stuff relating to his
religion. In fact, I do not have time either. It is some odd force keeping
me in aglami.
Kasper
(KAT)) wrote:
>>> Yes...I think I once gave him one because he was a baker but did not bake
>>> ice...it was a male cheerleader from agc called Sotek or something...
>>
>>I don't think Sotek was blonde.
>
>I don't even think, that he's a cheerleader...
Actually, a good question would be how Jon knows he's not blonde.
Kasper
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Kasper
<idono...@waah.com>) wrote:
>>>Maybe his whole life consists of hitting refresh every couple of
>>>minutes, desperately awaiting new posts in AGLAGF?
>>
>>Why not in AGLAMI ?!
>
>He didn't have time, he said, he had to do some stuff relating to his
>religion. In fact, I do not have time either. It is some odd force keeping
>me in aglami.
Gravity?
John Ievins
> "Noj S. Snivel" wrote:
> >> >It was Reinder... I'm quite sure about that, and by the way you don't
> >> >own any of the cheerleaders... :P
> >>
> >> Yes...I think I once gave him one because he was a baker but did not
bake
> >> ice...it was a male cheerleader from agc called Sotek or something...
> >
> >I don't think Sotek was blonde.
>
> I don't even think, that he's a cheerleader...
Well, he said he wasn't one, but... never trust a cheerleader!
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Kasper
<go....@evil.spam>) wrote:
>> >I don't think Sotek was blonde.
>>
>> I don't even think, that he's a cheerleader...
>
>Well, he said he wasn't one, but... never trust a cheerleader!
I'd imagine most cheerleaders get rid of the evidence.
Kasper
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KAT
>Well, he said he wasn't one, but... never trust a cheerleader!
Speaking of personal experience?
John Ievins
> Actually, a good question would be how John knows he's not blonde.
I asked him. On ICQ.
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in-depth study of science that makes you a believer in God Almighty" - Sir
Francis
Luke T. Whitmore
<go....@evil.spam> writes:
>> Actually, a good question would be how John knows he's not blonde.
>
>I asked him. On ICQ.
You must have been very bored.
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Luke T. Whitmore
writes:
>>> I don't even think, that he's a cheerleader...
>>
>>Well, he said he wasn't one, but... never trust a cheerleader!
>
>I'd imagine most cheerleaders get rid of the evidence.
Yeah, the lack of evidence is just proof that a cover-up has taken place.
Luke T. Whitmore
writes:
>>>Why not in AGLAMI ?!
>>
>>He didn't have time, he said, he had to do some stuff relating to his
>>religion. In fact, I do not have time either. It is some odd force keeping
>>me in aglami.
>
>Gravity?
No, his suspenders are hooked around the piano leg.
John Ievins
> "John Ievins" wrote:
> >Well, he said he wasn't one, but... never trust a cheerleader!
>
> Speaking of personal experience?
WHAT?
I WOULD NEVER... EVER... HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY A CHEERLEADER - I WOULDN'T
TRUST THEM TO START WITH! WAAH!
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Hit any user to continue.
SnornL
>
> In article <c88g4tca3o5fkf6eb...@4ax.com>, Kasper <nos...@for.me>
> writes:
>
> >>>Why not in AGLAMI ?!
> >>
> >>He didn't have time, he said, he had to do some stuff relating to his
> >>religion. In fact, I do not have time either. It is some odd force keeping
> >>me in aglami.
> >
> >Gravity?
>
> No, his suspenders are hooked around the piano leg.
I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
SnornL
Luke T. Whitmore
>> >Gravity?
>>
>> No, his suspenders are hooked around the piano leg.
>
>I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
Your teeth are hooked on the piano leg.
SnornL
>
> In article <3A48E84E...@yahoo.com>, SnornL <la_...@yahoo.com> writes:
>
> >> >Gravity?
> >>
> >> No, his suspenders are hooked around the piano leg.
> >
> >I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
>
> Your teeth are hooked on the piano leg.
the piano leg is made of elastic and attached to ievins?
Snron
Kasper
<la_...@yahoo.com>) wrote:
>> >> No, his suspenders are hooked around the piano leg.
>> >
>> >I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
>>
>> Your teeth are hooked on the piano leg.
>
>the piano leg is made of elastic and attached to ievins?
Hmm....Freud would have a field-trip analyzing that sentence.
SnornL
>
> On Wed, 27 Dec 2000 06:57:21 +1100, SnornL (SnornL
> <la_...@yahoo.com>) wrote:
>
> >> >> No, his suspenders are hooked around the piano leg.
> >> >
> >> >I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
> >>
> >> Your teeth are hooked on the piano leg.
> >
> >the piano leg is made of elastic and attached to ievins?
>
> Hmm....Freud would have a field-trip analyzing that sentence.
Good thing he's not here, then.
SnornL
KAT
>> >Well, he said he wasn't one, but... never trust a cheerleader!
>>
>> Speaking of personal experience?
>
>WHAT?
>
>I WOULD NEVER... EVER... HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY A CHEERLEADER - I WOULDN'T
>TRUST THEM TO START WITH! WAAH!
Well, okay... You don't have to shout, you know!
John Ievins
> "John Ievins" wrote:
> >> >Well, he said he wasn't one, but... never trust a cheerleader!
> >>
> >> Speaking of personal experience?
> >
> >WHAT?
> >
> >I WOULD NEVER... EVER... HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY A CHEERLEADER - I WOULDN'T
> >TRUST THEM TO START WITH! WAAH!
>
> Well, okay... You don't have to shout, you know!
Well... if you're going to slander my good^Wname, don't you expect me to be
a little angry?
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KAT
>Well... if you're going to slander my good^Wname, don't you expect me to be
>a little angry?
Not really...
Luke T. Whitmore
>> >I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
>>
>> Your teeth are hooked on the piano leg.
>
>the piano leg is made of elastic and attached to ievins?
Yup.
Kasper
(KAT)) wrote:
>>Well... if you're going to slander my good^Wname, don't you expect me to be
>>a little angry?
>
>Not really...
*sound of balloon deflating*
Kasper
<la_...@yahoo.com>) wrote:
>> >> >I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
>> >>
>> >> Your teeth are hooked on the piano leg.
>> >
>> >the piano leg is made of elastic and attached to ievins?
>>
>> Hmm....Freud would have a field-trip analyzing that sentence.
>
>Good thing he's not here, then.
I guess you'll have to do with the Aglami Therapist.
KAT
>>> Hmm....Freud would have a field-trip analyzing that sentence.
>>
>>Good thing he's not here, then.
>
>I guess you'll have to do with the Aglami Therapist.
Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
Kasper
(KAT)) wrote:
>>>> Hmm....Freud would have a field-trip analyzing that sentence.
>>>
>>>Good thing he's not here, then.
>>
>>I guess you'll have to do with the Aglami Therapist.
>
>Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
Hey, you were the one who invented him.
KAT
>>>>> Hmm....Freud would have a field-trip analyzing that sentence.
>>>>
>>>>Good thing he's not here, then.
>>>
>>>I guess you'll have to do with the Aglami Therapist.
>>
>>Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
>
>Hey, you were the one who invented him.
What's that supposed to mean?!
Reinder
>>>Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
>>
>>Hey, you were the one who invented him.
>
>What's that supposed to mean?!
*Aglami Therapist approaches and puts Esben in a chair*
Therapist: "Tell me Esben, why do you think you don't need me anymore,
although it was you who invented me?"
SnornL
>
> In article <3A48F821...@yahoo.com>, SnornL <la_...@yahoo.com> writes:
>
> >> >I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
> >>
> >> Your teeth are hooked on the piano leg.
> >
> >the piano leg is made of elastic and attached to ievins?
>
> Yup.
Good... good... just wanted to sort that one out.
SnornL
SnornL
>
> On Wed, 27 Dec 2000 07:26:09 +1100, SnornL (SnornL
> <la_...@yahoo.com>) wrote:
>
> >> >> >I thought they were hooked on my teeth?
> >> >>
> >> >> Your teeth are hooked on the piano leg.
> >> >
> >> >the piano leg is made of elastic and attached to ievins?
> >>
> >> Hmm....Freud would have a field-trip analyzing that sentence.
> >
> >Good thing he's not here, then.
>
> I guess you'll have to do with the Aglami Therapist.
Noooo! He's even more annoying than Freud.
SnornL
Kasper
(KAT)) wrote:
>>>>>> Hmm....Freud would have a field-trip analyzing that sentence.
>>>>>
>>>>>Good thing he's not here, then.
>>>>
>>>>I guess you'll have to do with the Aglami Therapist.
>>>
>>>Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
>>
>>Hey, you were the one who invented him.
>
>What's that supposed to mean?!
http://x68.deja.com/[ST_rn=ps]/getdoc.xp?AN=587686883&CONTEXT=977925864.591724550&hitnum=19
KAT
>>>>Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
>>>
>>>Hey, you were the one who invented him.
>>
>>What's that supposed to mean?!
>
>*Aglami Therapist approaches and puts Esben in a chair*
>
>Therapist: "Tell me Esben, why do you think you don't need me anymore,
>although it was you who invented me?"
Esben: "Because cats don't go to therapists! Besides you've run out of
candycanes..."
Reinder
>>*Aglami Therapist approaches and puts Esben in a chair*
>>
>>Therapist: "Tell me Esben, why do you think you don't need me anymore,
>>although it was you who invented me?"
>
>Esben: "Because cats don't go to therapists! Besides you've run out of
>candycanes..."
Therapist: "Ah...I understand. You suffer from extreme mental problems.
When did you first think you were something else than a human being?"
*meanwhile the therapist opens a box of Kittekat*
Luke T. Whitmore
writes:
>>>Good thing he's not here, then.
>>
>>I guess you'll have to do with the Aglami Therapist.
>
>Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
That's why we have to sponge bath him every three days.
Atob
crawled into alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island and said...
> On Tue, 26 Dec 2000 00:53:22 +0100, Reinder (Reinder
> <idono...@waah.com>) wrote:
>
> >>>Maybe his whole life consists of hitting refresh every couple of
> >>>minutes, desperately awaiting new posts in AGLAGF?
> >>
> >>Why not in AGLAMI ?!
> >
> >He didn't have time, he said, he had to do some stuff relating to his
> >religion. In fact, I do not have time either. It is some odd force keeping
> >me in aglami.
>
> Gravity?
Yes, version 2.3 I believe.
--
Atob
Ministry of Excess Exclamation Marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Owner of the Atob's Monkey Collective
Arch enemy of the multinational squirrels
"What a strange world we live in, and I'm all for making it stranger."
Religious wars are just arguments over whose invisible friend is real.
alt.fan.elite since 10/06/2000
alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island since 27/10/2000
alt.fan.monty-python.silliness since 01/12/2000
Owner of 40,020,000 "points suck" points
(0.05% of which are slightly used and vaguely lemon-lime flavour)
KAT
>KAT schreef:
>>>*Aglami Therapist approaches and puts Esben in a chair*
>>>
>>>Therapist: "Tell me Esben, why do you think you don't need me anymore,
>>>although it was you who invented me?"
>>
>>Esben: "Because cats don't go to therapists! Besides you've run out of
>>candycanes..."
>
>Therapist: "Ah...I understand. You suffer from extreme mental problems.
>When did you first think you were something else than a human being?"
>
>*meanwhile the therapist opens a box of Kittekat*
Esben: "I'll take that thank you very much..."
*snatches the box of the therapist's hands*
Esben: "You're not old enough to eat such things. You'd only throw up... Now
where were we? Oh, yes... You were saying, that you thought I seriously
disturbed... Well, I don't THINK I am... I KNOW so!! And I'm not going to do
squat about it, so I'll be leaving now... And I'm taking the catfood with me..."
KAT
>>>>Good thing he's not here, then.
>>>
>>>I guess you'll have to do with the Aglami Therapist.
>>
>>Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
>
>That's why we have to sponge bath him every three days.
Ugh!!
Kasper
<reply.to....@to.contact.me>) wrote:
>> >He didn't have time, he said, he had to do some stuff relating to his
>> >religion. In fact, I do not have time either. It is some odd force keeping
>> >me in aglami.
>>
>> Gravity?
>
>Yes, version 2.3 I believe.
Whoa, my sentence had a double-meaning and I didn't even
realize....how cool is that?
Reinder
>>*meanwhile the therapist opens a box of Kittekat*
>
>Esben: "I'll take that thank you very much..."
>
>*snatches the box of the therapist's hands*
>
>Esben: "You're not old enough to eat such things. You'd only throw up... Now
>where were we? Oh, yes... You were saying, that you thought I seriously
>disturbed... Well, I don't THINK I am... I KNOW so!! And I'm not going to do
>squat about it, so I'll be leaving now... And I'm taking the catfood with me..."
Therapist: "Hey! Stay here! I can help you!"
*the therapist opens the door and a giant Alsatian with big, nasty, pointy
teeth enters the room*
Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
biscuit!"
Luke T. Whitmore
writes:
>>> Gravity?
>>
>>Yes, version 2.3 I believe.
>
>Whoa, my sentence had a double-meaning and I didn't even
>realize....how cool is that?
About 25 degrees.
Reinder
>>Whoa, my sentence had a double-meaning and I didn't even
>>realize....how cool is that?
>
>About 25 degrees.
eer..nno - 4 degrees
Luke T. Whitmore
<idono...@waah.com> writes:
>>>Whoa, my sentence had a double-meaning and I didn't even
>>>realize....how cool is that?
>>
>>About 25 degrees.
>
>eer..nno - 4 degrees
4 degrees! Any advance on 4 degrees? Going... going... gone! Sold to the
shadowy figure lurking, almost malevolently, in some darkened corner in a house
of ill repute.
KAT
>>>*meanwhile the therapist opens a box of Kittekat*
>>
>>Esben: "I'll take that thank you very much..."
>>
>>*snatches the box of the therapist's hands*
>>
>>Esben: "You're not old enough to eat such things. You'd only throw up... Now
>>where were we? Oh, yes... You were saying, that you thought I seriously
>>disturbed... Well, I don't THINK I am... I KNOW so!! And I'm not going to do
>>squat about it, so I'll be leaving now... And I'm taking the catfood with me..."
>
>Therapist: "Hey! Stay here! I can help you!"
>
>*the therapist opens the door and a giant Alsatian with big, nasty, pointy
>teeth enters the room*
>
>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
>biscuit!"
*KAT stares at the alsatian*
KAT: "What the f**k is that?!!"
Reinder
>>*the therapist opens the door and a giant Alsatian with big, nasty, pointy
>>teeth enters the room*
>>
>>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
>>biscuit!"
>
>*KAT stares at the alsatian*
>
>KAT: "What the f**k is that?!!"
Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
(Germen shepherd dog)
Luke T. Whitmore
<idono...@waah.com> writes:
>>>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
>>>biscuit!"
>>
>>*KAT stares at the alsatian*
>>
>>KAT: "What the f**k is that?!!"
>
>Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
Vroom, vroom.
Atob
> <idono...@waah.com> writes:
>
> >>>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
> >>>biscuit!"
> >>
> >>*KAT stares at the alsatian*
> >>
> >>KAT: "What the f**k is that?!!"
> >
> >Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
>
> Vroom, vroom.
Brum
--
Atob
Ministry of Excess Exclamation Marks(!x34)
SnornL
>
> A being not of my planet named Luke T. Whitmore who appeared strange to
> my eyes crawled into alt.games.lucas-arts.monkey-island and said...
> > In article <MPG.14b4bf15b...@news2.hetnet.nl>, Reinder
> > <idono...@waah.com> writes:
> >
> > >>>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
> > >>>biscuit!"
> > >>
> > >>*KAT stares at the alsatian*
> > >>
> > >>KAT: "What the f**k is that?!!"
> > >
> > >Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
> >
> > Vroom, vroom.
>
> Brum
I love that show.
SnornL
Luke T. Whitmore
>> > >Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
>> >
>> > Vroom, vroom.
>>
>> Brum
>
>I love that show.
Brum rocks the house.
Michael Ball
news:20001227195628...@nso-fl.aol.com...
> In article <MPG.14b4ac5d4...@news.hetnet.nl>, Reinder
> <idono...@waah.com> writes:
>
> >>>Whoa, my sentence had a double-meaning and I didn't even
> >>>realize....how cool is that?
> >>
> >>About 25 degrees.
> >
> >eer..nno - 4 degrees
>
> 4 degrees! Any advance on 4 degrees? Going... going... gone! Sold to the
> shadowy figure lurking, almost malevolently, in some darkened corner in a
house
> of ill repute.
Woohoo! I won the auction of...something?
---------------------------------------------------
Michael Y. Ball
bal...@nospamlineone.net
ICQ: 87049487
Me and my friends' pages on comic books, games and
other useful stuff can be found at:
No longer the newest Aglamian (joined on 31st August 2000)
Completer of the six trials
Currently hanging out with Han
Alter ego of the AGLAMI Vigilante
Proud owner of:
One salted monkey tail
One throttlebug - The Pet That Just Keeps On Strangling (TM)
[This space reserved for Bev and his twelve blue whales]
"You know, you're frighteningly sane for an Aglamian."
- Luke T. Whitmore
"Hating John - it's like a religion."
- Luke, Our Almighty High Priest of the Church of Anti-Ievinism
Luke: Hmmm, no, you can't eat those velociraptors, they were fed on sheep
extract and are therefore diseased.
Mike: Damn! You shouldn't have said that, Ievins might have eaten them.
Luke: Ievins was fed on sheep extract and is also diseased.
Ievins (about two weeks later): WHAT?!?!? OKAY... WHO WROTE THAT, AND WHY?
----------------
Kasper: BTW, what's 7 feet long and wrapped around a turd?
Pixel: Uh... I don't know, what is 7 feet long and wrapped around a turd
Kasper?
Luke: You're right, it's Kasper.
Luke T. Whitmore
<bal...@lineone.net> writes:
>> >eer..nno - 4 degrees
>>
>> 4 degrees! Any advance on 4 degrees? Going... going... gone! Sold to the
>> shadowy figure lurking, almost malevolently, in some darkened corner in a
>house
>> of ill repute.
>
>Woohoo! I won the auction of...something?
No, you're the man with the silly moustache, Reinder won the auction of...
hmmm... wait a minute, I'll go check.
KAT
>>>*the therapist opens the door and a giant Alsatian with big, nasty, pointy
>>>teeth enters the room*
>>>
>>>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
>>>biscuit!"
>>
>>*KAT stares at the alsatian*
>>
>>KAT: "What the f**k is that?!!"
>
>Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
>
>(Germen shepherd dog)
KAT: "Errr... Yeah... Vroom, vrooom!!"
*a pair of white wings sprout from KAT's back, as he opens up a window*
KAT: "Bye, bye, therapy-guy!"
*jumps out of the window and flies away*
Luke T. Whitmore
(KAT) writes:
>KAT: "Errr... Yeah... Vroom, vrooom!!"
>
>*a pair of white wings sprout from KAT's back, as he opens up a window*
>
>KAT: "Bye, bye, therapy-guy!"
Bye, bye, Mr. Therapy-Guy,
In my brain there's lots of pain, sometimes I just wanna die,
And you tell me what's wrong, but nothing I can apply,
I pay you £90 for each session; why?
£90 for each session; whyyy?
Sorry, that was a spontaneous spoof.
KAT
>In article <3A4B8D11...@yahoo.com>, SnornL <la_...@yahoo.com> writes:
>
>>> > >Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
>>> >
>>> > Vroom, vroom.
>>>
>>> Brum
>>
>>I love that show.
>
>Brum rocks the house.
*scrathes his right ear, while making an inquisitive look on his face*
Atob
>
> >In article <3A4B8D11...@yahoo.com>, SnornL <la_...@yahoo.com> writes:
> >
> >>> > >Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
> >>> >
> >>> > Vroom, vroom.
> >>>
> >>> Brum
> >>
> >>I love that show.
> >
> >Brum rocks the house.
>
> *scrathes his right ear, while making an inquisitive look on his face*
Brum the car. The car! You havent heard of Brum the car?
Luke T. Whitmore
(KAT) writes:
>>>I love that show.
>>
>>Brum rocks the house.
>
>*scrathes his right ear, while making an inquisitive look on his face*
Was that supposed to mean "What is Brum?"
Dirk Gently
> >teeth enters the room*
> >
> >Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
> >biscuit!"
No Reinder, that's Kitkat, Kittekat actually is catfood...
--
Dirk Gently
Member of the Aglami Police Force
To serve and protect you garbage!
HP: www.aglami.com/dirk
ICQ: 77032001
"I don't have any self discipline", and variations thereof, is (tm)
Kasper Corporation International.
Reinder
>> >Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
>> >biscuit!"
>
>No Reinder, that's Kitkat, Kittekat actually is catfood...
Ehm...okay.
Hey...how come you still post, this news server is !&*&*@@~~!! at the
moment.
Reinder
>>KAT: "Errr... Yeah... Vroom, vrooom!!"
cat!! with a >>t<<
Begone, keyboard devil!
>>*a pair of white wings sprout from KAT's back, as he opens up a window*
>>
>>KAT: "Bye, bye, therapy-guy!"
>
>Bye, bye, Mr. Therapy-Guy,
>In my brain there's lots of pain, sometimes I just wanna die,
>And you tell me what's wrong, but nothing I can apply,
>I pay you £90 for each session; why?
>£90 for each session; whyyy?
Therapist: "Please sit down Salzburg. Tell me, do you think you're a car?"
Reinder
>>Woohoo! I won the auction of...something?
>
>No, you're the man with the silly moustache, Reinder won the auction of...
>hmmm... wait a minute, I'll go check.
*waits with a heavy anchor hanging on his neck*
Where is the mist? Where is the mist?
KAT
>Bye, bye, Mr. Therapy-Guy,
>In my brain there's lots of pain, sometimes I just wanna die,
>And you tell me what's wrong, but nothing I can apply,
>I pay you £90 for each session; why?
>£90 for each session; whyyy?
>
>Sorry, that was a spontaneous spoof.
It's okay... :D
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>Esben: "You're not old enough to eat such things. You'd only throw up... Now
>>where were we? Oh, yes... You were saying, that you thought I seriously
>>disturbed... Well, I don't THINK I am... I KNOW so!! And I'm not going to do
>>squat about it, so I'll be leaving now... And I'm taking the catfood with me..."
>
>Therapist: "Hey! Stay here! I can help you!"
>
>*the therapist opens the door and a giant Alsatian with big, nasty, pointy
>teeth enters the room*
>
>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
>biscuit!"
Uh, Reinder... That is Kitkat, not Kittekat...
--
pixel
Right, If you don't understand the post, try adding
'y's , because this keyboards 'y'-key is screwed up.
"Decrucify the angel or I'll melt your face!" - Barbarella
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>>>Therapist?!! We don't need no stinking therapist!!!
>>>
>>>Hey, you were the one who invented him.
>>
>>What's that supposed to mean?!
>
>*Aglami Therapist approaches and puts Esben in a chair*
>
>Therapist: "Tell me Esben, why do you think you don't need me anymore,
>although it was you who invented me?"
Nooo!!! Not the therapist!!!
*runs away*
Pixel "#~
>> > >>*KAT stares at the alsatian*
>> > >>
>> > >>KAT: "What the f**k is that?!!"
>> > >
>> > >Therapist: "I keep it to hold persons who think they're cars."
>> >
>> > Vroom, vroom.
>>
>> Brum
>
>I love that show.
I just wanted to mention how I detested that show....
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>>Whoa, my sentence had a double-meaning and I didn't even
>>>realize....how cool is that?
>>
>>About 25 degrees.
>
>eer..nno - 4 degrees
We built a iglo today!
Luke T. Whitmore
<idono...@waah.com> writes:
>>No, you're the man with the silly moustache, Reinder won the auction of...
>>hmmm... wait a minute, I'll go check.
>
>*waits with a heavy anchor hanging on his neck*
>
>Where is the mist? Where is the mist?
Ah yes, you won the auction for the mist. Here it is.
:: room fills with mist ::
--
Luke T. Whitmore
http://www.lukovich.co.uk
http://www.aglami.com
ICQ: 86922225
--
Luke: I guess it's just not funny to people like you.
Krista: People *like me*?
Luke: Oh no, I don't think they do.
Luke T. Whitmore
<idono...@waah.com> writes:
>>Bye, bye, Mr. Therapy-Guy,
>>In my brain there's lots of pain, sometimes I just wanna die,
>>And you tell me what's wrong, but nothing I can apply,
>>I pay you £90 for each session; why?
>>£90 for each session; whyyy?
>
>Therapist: "Please sit down Salzburg. Tell me, do you think you're a car?"
Of course, because I am. I'm a 68 Mustang with tyres instead of wheels.
Reinder
>>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
>>biscuit!"
>
>Uh, Reinder... That is Kitkat, not Kittekat...
You and Dirk are two hands on one belly!
Reinder
>>>About 25 degrees.
>>
>>eer..nno - 4 degrees
>
>We built a iglo today!
You're nuts!
Reinder
>>Therapist: "Please sit down Salzburg. Tell me, do you think you're a car?"
>
>Of course, because I am. I'm a 68 Mustang with tyres instead of wheels.
Therapist: "What's with your feet?"
Reinder
>>Where is the mist? Where is the mist?
>
>Ah yes, you won the auction for the mist. Here it is.
>
>:: room fills with mist ::
*walks around sneakily in the mist*
Luke T. Whitmore
<idono...@waah.com> writes:
>>>Therapist: "Please sit down Salzburg. Tell me, do you think you're a car?"
>>
>>Of course, because I am. I'm a 68 Mustang with tyres instead of wheels.
>
>Therapist: "What's with your feet?"
Socks. They're socks.
Reinder
>>>Of course, because I am. I'm a 68 Mustang with tyres instead of wheels.
>>
>>Therapist: "What's with your feet?"
>
>Socks. They're socks.
Therapist: "Okay, let me inject you with this needle.*
*the therapist approaches Salzburg*
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>>Therapist: "Besides, Kittekat is no cat food, but chocolate covered crunch
>>>biscuit!"
>>
>>Uh, Reinder... That is Kitkat, not Kittekat...
>
>You and Dirk are two hands on one belly!
No way! My hand is not coming anywhere near Dirks belly!
*shudders at the thought!
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>>>About 25 degrees.
>>>
>>>eer..nno - 4 degrees
>>
>>We built a iglo today!
>
>You're nuts!
True, but is was way fun!
Reinder
>>>We built a iglo today!
>>
>>You're nuts!
>
>True, but is was way fun!
You're not an eskimo! Eskimo's live on Greenland!!
Reinder
>>>Uh, Reinder... That is Kitkat, not Kittekat...
>>
>>You and Dirk are two hands on one belly!
>
>No way! My hand is not coming anywhere near Dirks belly!
>*shudders at the thought!
*kicks Pixel in the head*
here! you deserve it! sick person!
*kicks Pixel even harder so that blood gushes out of his head*
sorry, I'm not okay
*walks away*
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>No way! My hand is not coming anywhere near Dirks belly!
>>*shudders at the thought!
>
>*kicks Pixel in the head*
>
>here! you deserve it! sick person!
>
>*kicks Pixel even harder so that blood gushes out of his head*
>
>sorry, I'm not okay
>
>*walks away*
*hurg*
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>>>We built a iglo today!
>>>
>>>You're nuts!
>>
>>True, but is was way fun!
>
>You're not an eskimo! Eskimo's live on Greenland!!
Uhm.... Canada...
Reinder
>>*kicks Pixel even harder so that blood gushes out of his head*
>>
>>sorry, I'm not okay
>>
>>*walks away*
>
>*hurg*
Does it hurt?
Reinder
>>>True, but is was way fun!
>>
>>You're not an eskimo! Eskimo's live on Greenland!!
>
>Uhm.... Canada...
Nuuk is the capital of Greenland.
Pixel "#~
wrote:
>>>*kicks Pixel even harder so that blood gushes out of his head*
>>>
>>>sorry, I'm not okay
>>>
>>>*walks away*
>>
>>*hurg*
>
>Does it hurt?
No, I am numb..