Urgent Assistance From South Africa.
MR. ZULU
TEL: 871 - 762535915
FAX: 871 - 762535916
TEL: 27 - 835948129
Alternative e-mail address: tame...@latinmail.com
Dear Sir,
I am Mr. Zulu, a native of Cape Town in South Africa and I am an Executive
Accountant with the South Africa Department of Mining & Natural Resources.
First and foremost, I apologized using this medium to reach you for a
transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality
and prompt access reposed on this medium. Be informed that a member of the
South Africa Export Promotion Council (SEPC) who was at the Government
delegation to your country during a trade exhibition gave your enviable
credentials/particulars to me. I have decided to seek a confidential
co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described Hereunder for
the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret
because of the nature of this transaction.
Within the Department of Mining & Natural Resources where I work as an
Executive Accountant and with the cooperation of four other top officials,
we have in our possession as overdue payment bills totaling Twenty - Six
Million, Five Hundred Thousand U. S. Dollars ($26,500,000.) which we
want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign
company/individual to receive the said fund on our behalf or a reliable
foreign non-company account to receive such funds. More so, we are
handicapped in the circumstances, as the South Africa Civil Service Code
of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore account hence your
importance in the whole transaction.
This amount $26.5m represents the balance of the total contract value
executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign contracting firm, which
we the officials over-invoiced deliberately. Though the actual contract
cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the
tune of the said amount which we have in principles gotten approval to
remit by Telegraphic Transfer (T.T) to any foreign bank account you will
provide by filing in an application through the Justice Ministry here in
South Africa for the transfer of rights and privileges of the former
contractor to you.
I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be
willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 25%
of the $26,.5 million, 70% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous
expenses. The business itself is 100% safe, on your part provided you
treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Also your area of
specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this
transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will
not disappoint me. Endeavor to contact me immediately through my above
Tel/Fax number or
my e-mail address, whether or not you are interested in this deal. If you
are not, it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out
this deal I want to assure you that my partners and myself are in a
position to make the payment of this claim possible provided you can give
us a very strong
Assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and please remember
to treat this matter as very confidential matter, because we will not
comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active Government
Service and remember once again that time is of the essence in this
business.
I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Zulu
Michelle Klein-Hass
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT.
TEL: 1-800-ACROSS
FAX: 1-800-ACROSSFAX
Alternative e-mail address: heil_il...@across.org
Dear Sir,
I am Mr. IlPalazzo a native of The City of F in F Prefecture and I am
Fearless Leader of the super-secret organization A.C.R.O.S.S.
First and foremost, I apologized using this medium to reach you for a
transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality
and prompt access reposed on this medium. Be informed that a member of
A.C.R.O.S.S. who was at the Government delegation to your country during a
trade exhibition gave your enviable credentials/particulars to me. I have
decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of
the deal described Hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you
will keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this transaction.
We have in our possession as overdue payment bills totaling Twenty - Six
Million, Five Hundred Thousand U. S. Dollars ($26,500,000.) which we want
to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign
company/individual to receive the said fund on our behalf or a reliable
foreign non-company account to receive such funds. More so, we are
handicapped in the circumstances, as the A.C.R.O.S.S. Code of Conduct does
not allow us to operate offshore account hence your importance in the
whole transaction.
This amount $26.5m represents the balance of the total contract value
executed on behalf of A.C.R.O.S.S. by a foreign contracting firm, which we
the officials over-invoiced deliberately. Though the actual contract cost
have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune
of the said amount which we have in principles gotten approval to remit by
Telegraphic Transfer (T.T) to any foreign bank account you will provide by
filing in an application through the Justice Ministry here in The City of
F, F Prefecture for the transfer of rights and privileges of the former
contractor to you.
I have the authority of my partners, Excel Excel and Her Serene Highness
Princess Hyatt of Mars involved to propose that should you be willing to
assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 25% of the
$26,.5 million, 70% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses.
The business itself is 100% safe, on your part provided you treat it with
utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Also your area of specialization is
not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction. I have
reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me.
Endeavor to contact me immediately through my above Tel/Fax number or my
e-mail address, whether or not you are interested in this deal. If you are
not, it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this
deal I want to assure you that my partners and myself are in a position to
make the payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very
strong Assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and please
remember to treat this matter as very confidential matter, because we will
not comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active
Government Service and remember once again that time is of the essence in
this business.
I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.
Yours faithfully,
Il Palazzo
PS: As an added bonus, I will provide you with a GameBoy Advance, the
dating sim games of your choice, and an Emergency Food Supply.
PPS: For godsakes, don't tell Nabeshin, That Man, or Koshi Rikdo about
this transaction!
PPPS: What about Pedro?
(Note: this is for entertainment purposes only and not an inducement to
involvement in any sort of illegal enrichment scheme.)
--
Ms. Geek (Michelle Klein-Hass)...terrorizing Usenet since 1992!
Charter member, SPCM, (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Menchi)
"Families of Japan, it is not too late to enjoy Turkey with Gravy." -- Kaga
regal
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> STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT.
Confidential? So it's posted on a newsgroup?
I don't know why people keep saying Africa needs financial aid.
Apparently it's the richest continent in the world. It's filled
people who keep wanting to give us money.
Jorge R. Frank
> MR. ZULU wrote:
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>> STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT.
>
> Confidential? So it's posted on a newsgroup?
Apparently, the Virginia Tech mail-to-news gateway has dropped another
"gift" upon us.
--
JRF
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AstroNerdBoy
*lol* You beat me to the punch! Nice one!