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mike II

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The Abrasha Files
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rec.crafts.metalworking
On Wed, 12 May 1999 06:37:15 -0700, abrasha <abr...@abrasha.com>
wrote:

#And because some uneducated twit.........

To: Abrasha S.
You just went over the line. Your unsolicited emails to my home
address were insulting and very offensive. When you start to insult
me in public, I can no longer ignore it.

I do not know what made you the way you are, but I do know I do not
have to take abuse from an arrogant non entity like you. There is a
pattern to your abuse, and I will find it. This is NOT an isolated
instance I am sure.

I DO have one question for you though. If you are ALWAYS surrounded
by Fools, Cretins, and Idiots, how do they sneak up on you so EASILY?

MIke II (on rec.crafts.metalworking May 12 1999)

I did a search on Abrasha's past postings and FOUND a pattern. I do
not know
why, but he ADVERTISES his business to people he just finished
insulting.
WHY would someone who is yelling out obscenities in a crowded room be
handing his business cards out at the same time?

The following is only a PARTIAL listing of the communication skills
Mr.
Abrasha has developed over the years. I did not want to make this
posting 5
times longer than it already is. I believe it serves as a good
example of
the inner working of this person's brain.

First, his opinion of the users of rec.crafts.metalworking is not
very
flattering. Note an attempt at stereotyping YOU!

(ALL the following are 'Cut and Paste'. They are all AS POSTED, with
NO
alterations in spelling grammar, etc.

_________________________________________________
Yo Tatiana Dahlink!

Get a clue! This is a newsgroup you are talking to, not a
corporation.
So please keep yopur bogus letter to yourself.
Besides, most of the guys here are sitting in front of their monitors
in
their underwear, PJs, or in shorts with a piece of pizza and a beer
besides them, right before going to bed.
And you want machine tool catalogues from this bunch? I don't think
so.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
________________________________________________

Then, It gets a lot worse.
________________________________________________
From: "Ian" <Ia...@NOSPAM.gis.co.nz (remove nospam)>
Subject: Re: CompactFlash vs. SmartMedia? - To Abrasha
Date: 29 Sep 1998 00:00:00 GMT
Organization: CLEAR Net, http://www.clear.net.nz/
Newsgroups: rec.photo.digital
Abrasha,
Do you ever say anything constructive or helpful?
You got slated a few weeks ago for being so rude all the time...
_________________________________________________
Abrasha wrote in message <360F3F...@abrasha.com>...
>Oh puuuulllllleeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeee!!!!!
>But since you like to think in terms of winners and losers ... what
a
>loser you are!
>Abrasha
>http://www.abrasha.com
_________________________________________________
> Bill <schm...@windsor.igs.net> wrote:
> You know it really ,I mean really ticks me off when these dam
russians
> start posting on our American group ,specialy when then dont use
> english.,american I mean.    mjh

You should talk, you inarticulate moron!
There are at least NINE mistakes in spelling, syntax, grammar and
general
use of the English
language in the above post!  You uneducated lout!
Besides, who and what the hell gave you the idea that this is "our
American
group", this is the
INTERNET.  INTER for international!

Go back to school and take some classes in remedial English.  Some
classes
in foreign cultures
may not be such a bad idea either.
Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
___________________________________________________
You have no scruples and no shame, do you?  A man lost the use of a
leg, and
all you care about
is to make a deal.
You greedy little bastard!!!  No, make that cheap greedy little
bastard!!!
You are pathetic!!!
Abrasha
0http://www.abrasha.com
___________________________________________________
Ken,
You ignorant fool :-)
"Otherwise high quality", "excusable on an Atlas", "no better than an
Atlas"?  Myford makes
superb lathes, and you know it.  They are generally considered the
BMW and
Mercedes Benz of
lathes.
___________________________________________________
>If you realy think that auctions are a place to get bargains, you
are a
> bigger fool than I take you for.
> By the way, please keep on posting, I find you moralistic fuming
very
> amusing.
>
> Abrasha
> http://www.abrasha.com
____________________________________________________
What a sad Pathetic Fool (how's that for capitals?) you are.
Do you realy think that You can persuade Kodak to do anything
scam-boy?
Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
____________________________________________________
Mark Herring wrote:
>
> Abrasha;
>
> I think you could be proactive and supply info to people without
calling
> them "a sad fool"

 Stop it already you bunch of little twits! Who gives a fuck which is
better? Is it really that
important that YOU have the BEST technology and everybody else needs
to be
told about their
erroneaous ways. What a bunch of babies. My three year old knows
better!
Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
_____________________________________________________
Steve,
You unmitigated piece of pathetic pus.  Naah, I'm not going to lower
myself
to your standards. 
Little weenies like you just aren't worth my efforts.
_____________________________________________________
jwmi...@classicdoors.com
> or by toll free phone 888/881-6948 between the hours of 8 a.m.- 5
p.m. cst
> mon-fri
> See our SPECIAL OFFER page www.classicdoors.com
> VISA/MASTERCARD ACCEPTED

Hey, fuck you asshole,
You post the same crappy ad every week or so to the newsgroup. 
Scram, we
already know what
you have to offer and nobody is interested.
Go burn that shit in a fire place!
____________________________________________________
Oh shit, another dilicate soul got offended by hearing a bad word.
Are your
boy scout pants a
little too tight in the crotch or have you been listening to Pat
Robertson a
bit too much.
Lighten up already :-)
Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
____________________________________________________
Just take pictures and have a ball. Not you Gail, you got to shit
some more
nails first.
Later
Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
____________________________________________________
Too fucking bad!  The ng now belongs to the scheisters who do not
contribute, but only try to sell
their pathetic wares.

So long suckers!
Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
_____________________________________________________
So, why the fuck did YOU post it again?
Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
_____________________________________________________
Ahmed Shaheer wrote:
>
> Yes
> Everything you have been looking for in the jewelry industry is at
>http://www.jewelrycombine.com

Go fuck yourself, you pathetic asshole.  Your continuous and
nauseating ads
in rec.crafts.jewelry
out disgusting and useless.  Do you really thin that you are going to
get
business from them?
Drop dead!

http://www.abrasha.com
_____________________________________________________

The above is only a very small portion of all his abusive postings.
He has
hundreds or thousands of them, and I got tired of the repetitive
theme.Anyone who really cares, may do a search on Deja.com and find
MANY
more gems. I truly wish he never would have picked on me, or anyone
else. An
altogether sad case, more in need of pity than hatred.

mike II
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10...@my-dejanews.com

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Hey maybe Abrasha is just a alias for "a brash a#$hole" :~)

In article <37399dd7...@news.3web.net>,


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mike II

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On Wed, 12 May 1999 17:46:51 GMT, 10...@my-dejanews.com wrote:

# Hey maybe Abrasha is just a alias for "a brash a#$hole" :~)


It is more likely an alias for A L T A V O Z.

Note the number of letters.

A B R A S H A
A L T A V O Z

and there are quite a few more similarities, as you've noticed.


mike II

abrasha

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Sloppy research. And mostly out of context. Would have been nice and
somewhat fair if you would have posted the posts that these were
responses to.

I am truly honored though to have some of my lesser posts been deemed
interesting enough by such an illustreous genius to have been awarded
with a topic that bears my name. It brings tears to my eyes. Reminds me
of my old "friend" Altavoz. He would have been proud of me, since he got
a thread with his name on it too.

You missed a good one, that I posted in this news group also, and which
was directed at the infamous Mr. Altavoz. In fact the thread was titled
"What's an Altavoz?" Lot of people got quite a chuckle out of it.

>Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!!! I can't take it anymooooooooooorrreeeee!!!!!
>
>You unmitigated puddle of pus, you incompetent dabbler, you sniveling slimeball, you
>limpering amoeba, you little coward, you bucket of snot, why don't you just behave and
>be nice. This newsgroup was a very civil place before you showed up.
>
>Look at me, I haven't used language like this for at least a week.
>
>You don't even have the balls to use your own name, you disgusting mental dwarf.
>
>Oh, what the hell, this ranting won't make any difference with the pea brained
>Neanderthal that you are.
>
>But I do feel a bit better now.

And this post resulted in a good chuckle at this end too ..... who
says that the altavoz thread can't have beneficial effects .....

Jens

PS.: I got to save this so I can fling it at someone else that bothers
me .....

ROFL

So ligthen up already mike, and the next time you do research, do a
decent job, will you please. Or hire a professional.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

Abrasha's Mother

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Abrasha, (http://www.abrasha.com) it's with serious hesitation that I
share
with the group my opinion of you and your presence here on the
newsgroup, where there are people of true character and value.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with
instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go
away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a
putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,
a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are equivalent to the
seeping pus from the afterbirth of an aboriginal gang bang, left lying
in the sun for three days. You are a bleating foal, a curdled
staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal
accompanying your alleged birth in to this world. An insensate,
blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling,
giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in
recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you
smell? You snail-skulled, little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you
up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you
loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy
pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy,
convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary,
stale, flat and unprofitable.

You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and
disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.
Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic,
starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And
what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements
of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with me and the others
on this list? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that
your
tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous
desert
rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You
are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.
You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling
meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the
personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery
and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody
woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless
base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You
dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You
churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey
poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting na f. You
gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing
beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward,
and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I
feel debased just for knowing you exist.

I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I
cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond
the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You
are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself, so
far, that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense
that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day
sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our
entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a
troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this
is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some
pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be
beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear
from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride
your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant
trivia, or any of the rest of your drivel. Duh. The only thing worse
than your logic is your manners. I delete all of your posts because,
well... they never really say anything. Maybe later in life, after you
have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that us "normal" people
take for granted and have an easy time mastering. But we sometimes
forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world such as
yourself. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the
best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to
be placing such a demand on you.


love, Abrasha's Mother

P.S. Almost forgot. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent,
malevolent,
vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome,
despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic,
bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged,
imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
Byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic,
ignorant,
clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive,
double-talking,
devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist,
dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive,
controlling,
restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic,
stifling,
uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive,
aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant,
self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and
generally Not Good. I Hope you CHOKE on any adoption search you
should undertake.


Cactus Chuck

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On Thu, 13 May 1999 15:29:26 GMT, hid...@europe.com (Abrasha's Mother)
wrote:

#Abrasha, (http://www.abrasha.com) it's with serious hesitation that I
#share
#with the group my opinion of you and your presence here on the
#newsgroup, where there are people of true character and value.

Sounds to me like the boy can't find his ass usin' both hands and a
pack of hound dogs.

Chuck

Chris K. Hepburn

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Wow.

I don't know whether to be more impressed by the forged return address or
by the fact that someone actually spent that much time thinking up such
insults.

With that much creativity, could you imagine what the sender would be
capable of if he/she chose to apply him/herself in a more positive way?

It boggles the mind.

Chris

Doug and Ginny

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And Christ died for you too.

abrasha

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Jens wrote:
>
> abrasha <abr...@abrasha.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>

>
> >>But I do feel a bit better now.
> >
> >And this post resulted in a good chuckle at this end too ..... who
> >says that the altavoz thread can't have beneficial effects .....
> >
> >Jens
> >
> >PS.: I got to save this so I can fling it at someone else that bothers
> >me .....
> >
> >ROFL
> >
> >So ligthen up already mike, and the next time you do research, do a
> >decent job, will you please. Or hire a professional.
> >
> >Abrasha
> >http://www.abrasha.com
>
> I have no idea what my name is doing in this post but let it be known
> that it didn't originate from me.
>
> Jens


I'm afraid it did Jens. Although you may be someone with a different
last name than the Jens who sent me that note. Although, since all three
initials in your email address (psh) are the same, I tend to want to
believe that it is indeed you. The following is a copy of an email you
sent me privately on March 15, 1997. And as you can see from the header,
it was also posted to the newsgroup.

If you don't believe me, why don't you check dejanews, it's right there.
So let it be know that it id originate from Jens.

Subject: Re: What's an Altavoz?
Date: Sat, 15 Mar 1997 10:15:44 -0800
From: p...@islandnet.com (Jens)
To: Abrasha <abr...@abrasha.com>
Newsgroups: rec.crafts.metalworking
References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

CROQ

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Can I have the copyright and stick this on a bumper sticker? C

--
"I swear, if I get any more confused, I'm gonna run for congress."
(Me-5/1/1999)
If it says "remove" in my address, better delete it if ya want to get hold
of me!


Abrasha's Mother wrote in message <373aef0a...@news.3web.net>...


>
>
>Abrasha, (http://www.abrasha.com) it's with serious hesitation that I
>share
>with the group my opinion of you and your presence here on the
>newsgroup, where there are people of true character and value.
>
>You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As


((((SNIP of the largest and best insult I have ever seen))))

abrasha

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Abrasha's Mother wrote:
>

SNIP

Cute post, you little coward. At least my writing is original and I do
not hide behind a fake signature file. What a coward you are. Not only
that, you are a thief and a plagiarist on top of that.

A cursory search of usenet for the string "puke-drooling", results in
about 700 hits for that poetic piece of proze. If only YOU had written
it yourself, you would have earned at least a small measure of my
admiration.

Cowards and thiefs however .....

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

abrasha

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Chris K. Hepburn wrote:
>
> Wow.
>
> I don't know whether to be more impressed by the forged return address or
> by the fact that someone actually spent that much time thinking up such
> insults.

He didn't, he stole it.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

Eddy Wells

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CHRIST CHRIS !!!

You mean he thought that upppp ???

I thought he was quoting Shakespheeer.....

Eddy Wells

Chris K. Hepburn wrote:
>
> Wow.
>

> I don't know whether to be more impressed by the forged return address or
> by the fact that someone actually spent that much time thinking up such
> insults.
>

The Watchers

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On Fri, 14 May 1999 03:52:19 GMT, p...@home.com (Jens) wrote:

#
#>I'm afraid it did Jens. Although you may be someone with a different
#>last name than the Jens who sent me that note. Although, since all three
#>initials in your email address (psh) are the same, I tend to want to
#>believe that it is indeed you. The following is a copy of an email you
#>sent me privately on March 15, 1997. And as you can see from the header,
#>it was also posted to the newsgroup.

Jens: The post by abrasha What Is an Altavoz? is HIS creation. He
wrote it, he posted it to rcm.

You Replied to his post, and added about 3 lines to the bottom.
When you replied, YOUR email address got put on it, and except for the
>>>> marks for quotes, you would think it was an ORIGINAL.
The sneak posted YOUR response to him, instead of HIS ORIGINAL.
Fairly bad form I would say.

THE ENVIGILATOR

Nemo

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#>If you don't believe me, why don't you check dejanews, it's right there.
#>So let it be know that it id originate from Jens.
#

Hey Jens...your response to the guy is here. Damn..he originates, you
respond, then he tries to pin it on you. Unreal.

http://x37.deja.com/[ST_rn=ps]/getdoc.xp?AN=225768580&CONTEXT=926661157.1109393470&hitnum=3

Must be scraping for attention.


Matt Stawicki (APP Leader)

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You forgot LOSER. And what about LOPEARED.


>Abrasha's Mother wrote in message...
>Lots of insults.

eberlein

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Abrasha's Mother wrote:


I take it you don't like this guy much?

MBE 5/24/99


An ODE to Abrasha

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A vulgar fellow, whose name wasn't much
Rhymed with Abrasia, Natasha, or such
Fell into a trade where jewellery's made
And sold cheap trinkets, very low grade.

An order came in, much cash to be made,
But our poor chap had his brains in the shade
Mistook some 10 carrots for 10 carats
hurting himself bad on the bead job. oh rats!

His smelly and fleshy sphynctre type thing
When shoved full of veggies, made a big ring.
His mate got a plunger, got it covered in turds,
"It's just like dessert! care for seconds or thirds?"

And if you hold your nose so, it doesn't smell much,
But if you can't eat it, why, we'll sell it by lunch!
I saw him come in, a poor fool, a dumb twit..
who makes enough money to buy ALL of my SHIT!


mike II rec.crafts.metalworking '99

mike II

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I just don't get it. You insult me at home, you insult me here..
Now Listen! I do Not like you. You are a failure as a human being!

Go back to insulting people who are too polite to defend themselves!
You are in WAY over your head here, and you seem to be too stupid to
realize it. Go Home! Get out of my life!

DO NOT send me any more emails at home, or I will be notifying your
internet provider, who will cut off whatever shrivelled manhood you
may have left.

I enclose your last email to me. The IRS checks here often I am told.

mike II


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> who makes enough money to buy ALL of my SHIT!
>


And then some! Around 300 grand a year!

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com


Weirdieguy

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Yea. me too. Anybody who can't stand this turd is a friend of mine. Don

Jack Erbes

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abrasha wrote:

> And then some! Around 300 grand a year!
>
> Abrasha
> http://www.abrasha.com

So that's it. You're not a jerk, you're a high income jerk. I hope
those darling children you brag absorb their environment, turn out like
you, and spend the rest of their lives being foul-mouthed, rude, and
antagonistic to you.

And don't both to reply, you have been in my kill file ever since the
first time you mouthed off at me.

--
Jack in Sonoma, CA, USA (ja...@vom.com)

abrasha

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May 14, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/14/99
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An ODE to Abrasha wrote:
>
> A vulgar fellow, whose name wasn't much
> Rhymed with Abrasia, Natasha, or such
> Fell into a trade where jewellery's made
> And sold cheap trinkets, very low grade.
>
> An order came in, much cash to be made,
> But our poor chap had his brains in the shade
> Mistook some 10 carrots for 10 carats
> hurting himself bad on the bead job. oh rats!
>
> His smelly and fleshy sphynctre type thing
> When shoved full of veggies, made a big ring.
> His mate got a plunger, got it covered in turds,
> "It's just like dessert! care for seconds or thirds?"
>
> And if you hold your nose so, it doesn't smell much,
> But if you can't eat it, why, we'll sell it by lunch!
> I saw him come in, a poor fool, a dumb twit..
> who makes enough money to buy ALL of my SHIT!
>
> mike II rec.crafts.metalworking '99

Hmmm,

I'm beginning to like this topic. And this guy calls my posts offensive,
amusing.

Boy, I must have really hit a raw nerve with that "uneducated twit"
remark. I didn't realize it then, but it sure seems that I hit a bull's
eye. I can see you sitting in front of your monitor, red in the face,
fuming, and foaming at the mouth angry as hell. What a sight.

Come on Mikey, show me your best stuff, I'm sure you can do better than
this. Tell them how you really feel about me!

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

abrasha

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May 14, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/14/99
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mike II wrote:
>
> I just don't get it. You insult me at home, you insult me here..

I beg your pardon, who's insulting who here. All I did was call somebody
an "uneducated twit" without naming you personally. You took the bait!
Then you posted a rather sad and somewhat offensive diatribe, under an
assumed name "Abrasha's Mother", using material that wasn't even yours.

> Now Listen! I do Not like you.

Oh really, that saddens me

> You are a failure as a human being!

I agree with you 100%. I am a total failure, I fully admit it.

>
> Go back to insulting people who are too polite to defend themselves!
> You are in WAY over your head here, and you seem to be too stupid to
> realize it.

So why is it you who is getting so upset and doing all the screaming?

Go Home! Get out of my life!

Why don't you just put my name in a kill file, so you don't have to ever
look at any of my posts again, and while you are at it put my name in a
kill file in your email program also, so you never have to receive a
piece of email from me either. It's rather easy to do, would you like me
to show you how it's done?
>

> DO NOT send me any more emails at home, or I will be notifying your
> internet provider, who will cut off whatever shrivelled manhood you
> may have left.

Go ahead, make my day. You have created a perfect record of your actions
in cyberspace. See how far you'll get with that one.

>
> I enclose your last email to me. The IRS checks here often I am told.
>

Whoa, now you really got me trembling.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

abrasha

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May 14, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/14/99
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Jack Erbes wrote:
>
> abrasha wrote:
>
> > And then some! Around 300 grand a year!
> >
> > Abrasha
> > http://www.abrasha.com
>
> So that's it. You're not a jerk, you're a high income jerk.

Boy, I wish everybody were as gullible as this you and my good friend
Mikey.

One alerts the IRS, the other calls me a high income jerk. I have never
had so much fun in my life. I can tell you guys anything and you'll eat
it up like cake.

And if you read all of the posts in this topic again, you may see, that
it isn't I who has been doing the insulting. In fact the whole topic was
started with the sole purpose of insulting me.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

mike II

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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On Fri, 14 May 1999 17:04:52 -0700, addre...@bottom.of.message (Dick
Brewster) wrote:

#Excuse me for coming in late.
#
#Is an abrasha file any thing like a bastard file?

Keen observation! Once the word "file" is removed from both items,
they become identical items......


mike II


Tom Holt

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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The message <373CD603...@abrasha.com>
from abrasha <abr...@abrasha.com> contains these words:

[snip]

Guys, guys, don't feed the trolls. It only encourages them.

Joe Way

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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On Fri, 14 May 1999 17:23:36 GMT, ohm...@technologist.com (mike II)
wrote:

>I just don't get it. You insult me at home, you insult me here..

>Now Listen! I do Not like you. You are a failure as a human being!
>
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Well, I've had enough. You two have really lowered the level here in
the last week. I'm gonna stick both of you guys in the killfile. I
might let Mike out after a while, but I didn't miss Abrasha one bit in
the year or so since he was last posting here and I won't miss him in
the future.

Plonk. Plonk.

Joe
Heather & Joe Way
Sierra Specialty Automotive
Brake cylinders sleeved with brass
Delco alternator One-Wire conversions
http://www.restoresource.com

dan

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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On Fri, 14 May 1999 18:42:51 -0700, abrasha <abr...@abrasha.com> wrote:

I invite everyone to do as I do :

[[ [plonk] ]]
my address has to be altered to reply
remove the word "nospam"

mike II

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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On Sat, 15 May 1999 02:52:44 GMT, j...@restoresource.com (Joe Way)
wrote:

#I might let Mike out after a while,

Joe, Joe?? It's getting REAL cramped in here..
Joe?? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

HELP ME!!

man, I wish I had a flashlight.....


mike ii

PLAlbrecht

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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mike wrote

> Joe?? CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>HELP ME!!
>man, I wish I had a flashlight.....

Remember, 'tis better to light a flame war than to curse the darkness...

Pete

mike II

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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what the...Who said that.....


JOE!!! Get me OUTTA here!!!I can't Breathe!!


John Stevenson

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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On Sat, 15 May 1999 18:01:46 GMT, ohm...@technologist.com (mike II) wrote:

>On Sat, 15 May 1999 02:52:44 GMT, j...@restoresource.com (Joe Way)
>wrote:
>
>#I might let Mike out after a while,
>
>
>
>Joe, Joe?? It's getting REAL cramped in here..

> Joe?? CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>
>HELP ME!!
>
>man, I wish I had a flashlight.....
>
>

I thought I saw a light at the end of the tunnel but it was just somebody with a
torch bringing more work.


Regards,
John Stevenson
Nottingham, England

mike II

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May 16, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/16/99
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Joe...Come on, fun is fun, but I've got to go the bathroom
now...really. Let me out ok? PLease?


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